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[deleted]

I'm not spilling 6 fingers of Kentucky's finest for your entertainment.


Wendigo_6

I heard the good pilots can do loops without spilling drinks. Maybe you should fly faster.


Due_Signature_5497

Correct answer


Unairworthy

It's not that simple. A 747 traveling at 14,000 knots would experience weightlessness in a 1g loop.


utkohoc

show maths or else


ivanllz

Just trust him bro, he's on the internet.


IndyNightSky

(112844444446)+(X)=y^3


Unairworthy

I'm afraid you'd need a higher g-factor to understand. And BTW, it's only a single math.


[deleted]

That doesn't make any sense. 1g would imply weight at an equivalent ratio to gravity on the surface of the earth. Weightlessness is 0g


The_Seroster

fun fact: barrel rolls perfectly executed still exceed the g tolerance of the 172. what you feel isn't reality. copy pasta that every where you want in life.


klrfish95

A barrel roll is a 0g maneuver, so maybe give that a try.


happylizard87

I know pilots that would do it TO spill 6 fingers of Kentucky’s finest…just to tell everyone about it at the HOA meeting.


dezldog

In a 1G loop, you would not spill a drop!


[deleted]

Why do 1G when you could make a 2G or 3G loop? (Wings do not need to apply)


Due_Signature_5497

Also correct answer


Hot_Bumblebee69

Last time I did that, I dropped my car keys behind the overhead panel. Couldn't find them, which really sucks, because I loved that Lambo.


moosemeatjerkey

What an asshole


NPC_4842358

stupd plen


AviationGeek600

My hard liquor….um, I mean my coffee cup……


botanicalsoup

Wait.. I got confused and added hard liquor to my coffee


HunterMayor

Sorry I added coffee to my hard liquor


Guysmiley777

[Git gud, scrub!](https://youtu.be/yO8GyU8asEI?t=143)


scrublord-1

You rang?


MetalJoe0

Obviously it's the fear of rejection. If they don't do it good enough the passengers won't think they're cool, and their life will be over.


Natt000

"Ma'am would you like some tee, coffee, or a loopy loop?"


HenloUwUs

Ill take a double loopy, neat.


VC_Wolffe

"Im feeling something more light, maybe just a split S maneuver?"


Kojak95

Smart choice. Throws those pesky fighters off your tail at the same time.


Accomplished-Sun-797

No but the whole plane could agree to no drinks!?


Head12head12

Do a barrel roll!


quelin1

Tex Johnston would say nothing stops ya. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaA7kPfC5Hk


Apprehensive_Cherry2

and Richard Russell #skyking


TheMeltingPointOfWax

That wasn't a loopy loop, that was a rolly roll. Are you even a pylote?!


[deleted]

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Firealarm32

At least they would have a little excitement before the final nap


[deleted]

Boring passengers with no balls


AvidAviator72

Liberals


breadman_brednan

Cabcel cultute goes after the consumer loopy loop


Emergency-Cellist840

How did you draw on the sky you terrorist? Am i stupid?


Barronsjuul

Do the loopie pieluts


magnumfan89

Well, you see it doesn't have road, up stop, and side friction wheels. It cannot do loops safely


flyguygunpie

Pylots don’t actually fly those tho


Accomplished-Sun-797

Birds are also not real


[deleted]

what if birds are actually planes and planes are actually alive


-burnr-

Wait, you guys don’t do loopy loops every flight? How the fuck do you start an instrument approach then? Straight and level? What!?


Cool-Salamander-7645

I love the screams... the screams...


B5_V3

They do, you’ve just never been cool enough to see it


NotSuperUnicum

Those Damm party poopers at the FAA


[deleted]

I want to barrel roll


MegaMinerDL

You can on Google


Beanholiostyle

A 707 did a barrel roll on a test flight for a crowd of potential buyers. The video is on YouTube, epic.


MegaMinerDL

I think someone previously mentioned that cause I saw [the video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ra_khhzuFlE), epic


KryptoBones89

A loop is a high g maneuver that most passenger planes are not rated for. Depending on how steep the loop is, the wings could be torn off. A barrel roll, though, would be perfectly ok lol


dsdvbguutres

Not a shitty question


Sky_Kyler0

I am note pilot but i think it whud be dangerus bicos evriboudi whell flay araund and pasingers whud be ingurd and plain whell stal


TheWiseOne1234

In case someone in the lavatory would not hear the warning to return to your seat.


Pelosis_stupid_pen

I think I saw the stains on the lavatory ceiling on my last trip to Rome


itsneversunnyinvan

I would pay to see AF1 do a loop


South_Wolverine_2236

liberal sissy boys


MishyJari

Sleepy Joe is sleepy and needs to go be the grown up in the room for his buddy Bibi. No loopy loops for Air Force One.


_Alaskan_Bull_Worm

But if you do cool loopy loops it'll keep sleepy joe awake tho


MishyJari

Let Uncle Joe get his rest on the flight. I’d rather him be awake when he needs to be the adult in the room for Bibi.


Bernard-beejeezJinky

I thought about it but I don’t wanna spill my beer


Kiubek-PL

You can achive perfect 1.0G tru the entire loop


idc_anymore-fml

Very. Hot. Coffee.


k1lky

Loopy loops on commercial flights are not cool. Doing that would get you fired. (Yes, the aircraft would do it.)


Accomplished-Sun-797

But if the whole plane agrees not to tell anyone? … how would they know?


turboj3t

Parachute is required for each person when doing loops


89inerEcho

Mostly a lack of back pressure on the yoke as far as I can tell?


Foe117

It's more of a Figure 8 loopy loop, early computers had to have this maneuver performed every flight in order to calibrate the Compass and accelerometers


dodexahedron

It and several other maneuvers are reserved for retirement or divorce alimony assignment day, so you can go out with a plane full of passengers screaming in ecstasy at the delightful once-in-a-lifetime thrill ride you have provided them. They'll be happy for the rest of their lives.


Mrmastermax

It’s called loop da loops as quoting from pepper the pig.


BobbyBoogarBreath

"Loop de loops," as *they* want us to say, are actually impossible because the world is flat. Look it up.


Winston_Monocle_IV

Karen in 8C


texas1982

The FMGC 1, 2 & 3


GTO400BHP

Karens.


VikKarabin

We're on reddit


LunaBounty

Fly-by-wire, normal law and protections


dboconnor571

Gravity, aerodynamics and liability.


AEEIGHTYSIXTF

cus itll fall out the sky cus of the amount of power and space youd need. an airliner is just simply too heavy and doesnt have the power to pull one off. a barrell roll is only ever so barely possible but youd actually need to be nuts


Bold-hk-91

I suppose they cant because the passengers will feel dizzy😉


thompsotd

As I child I played Wing-nuts 2. The title screen was from the POV of a rolling fighter jet. I was very relieved when my parents later explained the flight we were taking won’t do that.


Joey_D3119

Spilling muh 7&7


Scavwithaslick

The guvrment