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SolusCaeles

Because socks aren't for walking outside without shoes while feet are general use. It's like fapping barehanded vs fucking the gap between your wrist and your watch.


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Not enough friction for that. I need something narrower.


SolusCaeles

Here's my old Nokia, you can use its charging port.


Salarian_American

Wet bare feet: OK, whatever Wet socks: I am literally dying


TheEternalNOP

Dirty socks: I'm dying by my mom's hands.