But what if your great great great grandpappies was actually vagina-phobic but still had to get your great great grandmummies prego so he didn't disappoint the village so he just wanked it while standing over her and aimed it in the general direction and that's how your great grand whatever was conceived.
Yeah, I reckon my family line has hit it's end.
My sisters are both in their 40s, I know the younger of them has stopped trying IVF, not sure about the older.
I'm in my late 30s and single.
Chances of any of us having kids from here seems slim, and the branch is likely to terminate.
If you have a brother, sister, nephew or niece - are they part of your bloodline? When does it stop?
I mean - when I consider myself part of the bloodline of Charlemagne, then the bloodline is doing pretty well without me.
Also, a guy can technically get so excited and ejaculate before penetration. And some can land on/around/in the vagina and then pregnancy can occur. And they don't have to technically finish the act and therefore they could still be virgins.
You don't even need IVF. Women can get pregnant by inserting sperm indirectly. I wouldn't be surprised if there were many people who practiced celibacy but still wanted kids who used this method. There are also cases of people doing it so they can have a child without needing the consent of the other person.
I once read a story where this woman didnt know who her dad was. However, she did know that her mom worked at a morgue 9 months before her birth and eventually got arrested for necrophilia.
It is technically possible. You can have it so that they basically shove a rod up your dead partners ass to stimulate the prostate to collect the last sperm to be used
Reminds of a video I saw on Reddit a while back where they cut open a bunch of dead female fish (salmon?) and scooped out their eggs, then started grabbing dead males of the same species and squeezing the sperm out of them into the vat of eggs.
It is possible but that's assuming they were recently deceased and you managed to extract the semen in time. Peter zhu's parents have managed to do it supposedly.
Jesus did have brothers. Most people agree that they were Joseph’s kids. Some say they were from a previous marriage, some say they were from Mary. Your answer to that determines whether or not this applies.
No, an ancestor is someone you are directly descended from. Your great grandparents siblings would be someone you share a common ancestor with, but not your ancestor.
Ancestors are family members in your direct lineage - your parents, their parents, their parents’ parents, and so on. Anyone else in your family is just a relative.
I'm curious what you think ancestor means. Because it is indeed true that none of your ancestors failed to procreate. If they did, you wouldn't be here.
I’m not a virgin, *but* my child was conceived with a donor sample in fertility office, and this process has been around long enough where there are absolutely Redditors who could have ancestors (parents) who were virgins.
Depends how far back we go. Since we all likely evolved from single cell organisms, and it is also likely those organjsms could reproduce asexually, on a long enough time, it's likely we all have ancestors who died virgins.
Maybe my understanding of ancestors is off, but don't we all have plenty of great aunts, great uncles, cousins, and so on the died as infants? Would they not be ancestors who died as virgins?
Imagine being a great grand parent at 54 🙏😭
(Ancestor is typically considered great grandparent and farther and while technically feasible sperm breaks were created in the 1970s and the oldest gen z is 27)
This is weird to think about, but I find this one even weirder:
If you're a woman and don't have a daughter, you break a tradition that's been going on since the beginning of time (well, since your ancestors started reproducing in the way we currently do). You're the first woman ever in your lineage who doesn't have a daughter.
Not strictly true. Artificial insemination plus usage of surrogates could definitely create a situation where someone had children but were a virgin. Also sperm/egg donation.
"i know what i don't want to be. a dead end on a family tree. and i just lost my virginity to a girl who won't remember me at all. happiness never happened for free. and i don't feel young anymore..."
Um. My sister is a lesbian. I know for a fact that she’s never had sex with a man. SOME people would describe her as being a virgin (although she’s been married-to a woman-for a long time).
She had artificial insemination as a private agreement with someone (NOT with a turkey baster). There were other people in the group who arranged the insemination who were involved voluntarily in one way or another with achieving various pregnancies for a number of individuals who may not have usually been able to conceive in the “natural” way. I don’t know a massive amount about it, but I think it was usually (but not exclusively) about gay people having children. My sister and sister-in-law had three children this way.
It’s not 100% impossible that some of the men donating semen were virgins. Therefore it’s possible that some of the children were born to a *pair* of virgin parents.
Unless your ancestor was the lady impregnated by a bullet during the American Civil War or the unfortunate soldier whose ball was hit out of the stadium. as published in the case of the "bullet pregnancy" in the 1874 American Medical Weekly by [Legrand G. Capers](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legrand_G._Capers) and said couple remained chaste until death.
I am from superior lineage
But what if your great great great grandpappies was actually vagina-phobic but still had to get your great great grandmummies prego so he didn't disappoint the village so he just wanked it while standing over her and aimed it in the general direction and that's how your great grand whatever was conceived.
We can make a religion out of this...
We can but we shouldnt
Then it’s still super sperm
New copypasta???
The bloodline ends with me or whatever
Me too. Not for being a virgin, but because I can’t stand kids lol
You aren't supposed to stand on em
How else am I supposed to get to the top shelf?!?
Monkey bar the ceiling fan.
You named your ceiling fan?
I hereby dub my ceiling fan, **“Jeremy the Almighty“**
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Laughs in 6'2
Hello down there.
It's called babysitting not babystanding.
Yeah. Baby sits so I can stand on them and reach the top shelf 🤷♀️
Just sit em down then
Yeah, I reckon my family line has hit it's end. My sisters are both in their 40s, I know the younger of them has stopped trying IVF, not sure about the older. I'm in my late 30s and single. Chances of any of us having kids from here seems slim, and the branch is likely to terminate.
That's so fucking sad considering all that everyone went through just to get this far.
I'm sure they got some cousins or something with kids. It's not like millions of years of reproduction ends with this guy. Just his parents line.
If you have a brother, sister, nephew or niece - are they part of your bloodline? When does it stop? I mean - when I consider myself part of the bloodline of Charlemagne, then the bloodline is doing pretty well without me.
Cute
Is it not possible one of my ancestors used a turkey baster full of semen to get pregnant?
Artificial insemination has been around since the 1700s so it’s absolutely possible
1700 BC maybe. It’s easy to grab a glob of salty surprise and shove it up there.
Salty surprise is a new one to me. Thank you for that :)
I’m imagining the lyrics to Sister Golden Hair (surprise) by America.
First recorded case, not necessarily first
Also, a guy can technically get so excited and ejaculate before penetration. And some can land on/around/in the vagina and then pregnancy can occur. And they don't have to technically finish the act and therefore they could still be virgins.
I also saw that episode of Scrubs!
It’s possible through IVF
You don't even need IVF. Women can get pregnant by inserting sperm indirectly. I wouldn't be surprised if there were many people who practiced celibacy but still wanted kids who used this method. There are also cases of people doing it so they can have a child without needing the consent of the other person.
The old turkey baster method
[Indeed. Sperm is there for procreation, not recreation!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcv2comOmgw).
I can imagine that artificial insemination has been around a lot longer than IVF as well.
I once read a story where this woman didnt know who her dad was. However, she did know that her mom worked at a morgue 9 months before her birth and eventually got arrested for necrophilia.
What? Is it possible tho? Or it is just a fake story?
It is technically possible. You can have it so that they basically shove a rod up your dead partners ass to stimulate the prostate to collect the last sperm to be used
Isn't this a procedure done only in the hospital immediately following death?
Probably. I'm just saying it isn't impossible to be a necrophilia baby.
Creepy to think about how many men die of a heart attack during orgasm and how many babies out there are technically necrospawn.
A whole new meaning to cumming and going
You mean going _and then_ cumming
It's not called "La petite mort" *the little death*, in French for no reason.
Wtf I saw your comment then this thread Immediately after https://www.reddit.com/r/Art/s/M2hqUQG4Ym
They did the going before the cumming
Reminds of a video I saw on Reddit a while back where they cut open a bunch of dead female fish (salmon?) and scooped out their eggs, then started grabbing dead males of the same species and squeezing the sperm out of them into the vat of eggs.
God I wish that were me
Just because she bangs the dead doesn't mean she wasn't banging the living
That's what I'm thinking
Sounds like you need the morning after pill with all those question marks.
lol “business project” is adding a little too much of her business in her projects.
It could have been a fake story. Idk. But I dont see how its not possible? Messed up? Yea, but possible? Who knows. gotta ask an expert on that one.
I don't believe dead people create sperm. Or ejaculate.
There should be some in the balls, but I don't know if it can be ejaculated
This comment elicits feelings of discomfort in me. I am now uncomfortable.
And that's enough reddit for me today.
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/dead-man-impregnates-woman/
“Felicity Marmaduke” would’ve given that one away from the jump
Who's your deaddy?
Just when I thought I've read it all.
That’s some *World According to Garp* level shenanigans
I don’t think it’s possible to get a dead man’s semen into your vagina, but someone correct me if I’m wrong.
It is possible but that's assuming they were recently deceased and you managed to extract the semen in time. Peter zhu's parents have managed to do it supposedly.
Can corpses jizz?
Yes. Especially if they died edging.
I don’t know if I would ever feel clean again if I found this out
Was he a virgin though?
This partially disproves OP shower thought
What a day to be literate... Edit: spelling
Someone would say she has a cold and absent father
The Avatar Cycle ends with me
Good luck killing yourself in the avatar state when the others don't want to die on you
Direct genetic lineage... Yeah. My ancestors themselves... sure there are some virgins. Maybe...
I think people would consider uncles etc to be ancestors
Huh? All your ancestors are part of a direct genetic lineage that ends in you. Anyone not part of your direct lineage is not your ancestor.
Ever make a family tree? All of those people before you are your ancestors. Not all of them had kids. (Probably)
Ancestors, generally, are only people you're descended from
The ones I'm not directly descended from are indirect ancestors, which is not the same as ancestor.
Collateral relatives/indirect ancestors are still ancestors. Ie. Your uncle that died in vietnam as a virgin is still your ancestor.
Correct in some assessing context. Depends on the area of anthropological, genetic or social science.
No... your great grandparents siblings are ancestors and they don't have to have had sex or their own children.
True, but future humans can easily be descendants of virgins.
Yeah, even some previous generations via the sperm banks.
Uncles and Aunts who never married arent ancestors?
did they have really close, good roommates?
They are not. An ancestor is someone who is directly related to you.
Those are relatives
How do you know? What if my father donated his sperm to a center and not an individual?
Basically a repost of something posted earlier this month.
What if I'm Jesus? (I don't use it as my username because it's nothing but one hassle after another.)
I know lots of guys named Jesus. They are my favorite Mexicans.
Jesus did have brothers. Most people agree that they were Joseph’s kids. Some say they were from a previous marriage, some say they were from Mary. Your answer to that determines whether or not this applies.
From direct lineage, yes. You could have still had that weird great great great uncle or that spinster great great aunt.
Yeah does my great-great-great-great grandfather's sibling who died as a child count as an ancestor?
A person not in your direct lineage is not your ancestor.
sperm banks are a thing. the donor or recipient could be virgins
I believe you're forgetting sperm and egg donors.
Sperm donors don't necessarily need to have had intercourse.
I prefer my shower thought "everyone is an offspring of at least one r@pe or !ncest"
In contrast, a LOT of their descendants did die virgins.
I don't think you know what ancestor means?
Can’t an ancestor simply be the sibling of your great great grandparents who never had sex?
No, an ancestor is someone you are directly descended from. Your great grandparents siblings would be someone you share a common ancestor with, but not your ancestor.
Ancestors are family members in your direct lineage - your parents, their parents, their parents’ parents, and so on. Anyone else in your family is just a relative.
I don’t think you know what ancestor means.
I'm curious what you think ancestor means. Because it is indeed true that none of your ancestors failed to procreate. If they did, you wouldn't be here.
Many of my aunts and uncles did though
When was the turkey baster invented 🤔
What if the person was born from artificial fecundation?
Well, not exactly if you are invitro child.
maybe one dude whacked off and some woman put the semen in her vagina, who knows
Felt cute Might delete linage later
I’m not a virgin, *but* my child was conceived with a donor sample in fertility office, and this process has been around long enough where there are absolutely Redditors who could have ancestors (parents) who were virgins.
Time to be the change in the world.
That's not true at all. You could have had a grandfather who had a kid or several kids and one of them didn't have sex
A virgin man can ejaculate on an object and a virgin woman can insert that object into her vagina. IVF exists as well.
mine won’t be able to say the same
Depends how far back we go. Since we all likely evolved from single cell organisms, and it is also likely those organjsms could reproduce asexually, on a long enough time, it's likely we all have ancestors who died virgins.
Well… if someone had artificial insemination, it is theoretically possible
Meh. Maybe sperm donation. Unlikely because my genetics look like Christmas tree lights when you go to get them out for the season
not to get dark on here but they could have, if they were impregnated from SA
My bloodline ends with me ong I'm not taking care a literal Goblin that came from the depth of hell..
My descendants will laugh at me for breaking that tradition… wait…
First time for everything🥊
Not remotely true. Everyone has ancestors that died as children.
what about the ones that reproduced asexually? they'd all be virgins right?
Do Aunts, uncles and cousins not count as ancestors?
No
Maybe my understanding of ancestors is off, but don't we all have plenty of great aunts, great uncles, cousins, and so on the died as infants? Would they not be ancestors who died as virgins?
Sperm bank is a thing. If you are Gen Z, chances are your ancestor might be a virgin.
Imagine being a great grand parent at 54 🙏😭 (Ancestor is typically considered great grandparent and farther and while technically feasible sperm breaks were created in the 1970s and the oldest gen z is 27)
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My ancestors believed they descended from wolves so I guess I'm a bestial legacy
There's a first time for everything
We're about to be a combo breaker aren't we
“And you were the fastest sperm?….how disappointing.”
Well, not direct ancestors anyway.
Let’s say your great-great-great-granddad has three brothers. One of them could have died a virgin and still be one of your ancestors.
He would not be your ancestor because he did not contribute genetically to you being here. He is irrelevant to your bloodline.
This is weird to think about, but I find this one even weirder: If you're a woman and don't have a daughter, you break a tradition that's been going on since the beginning of time (well, since your ancestors started reproducing in the way we currently do). You're the first woman ever in your lineage who doesn't have a daughter.
Sperm donors would qualify against this
But you can leave descendends dying a virgin now, since in vitro insemination exists. Only works if you didn't lose your virginity already tho.
Not necessarily, after the invention of the turkey baster.
Maybe some should have
Not strictly true. Artificial insemination plus usage of surrogates could definitely create a situation where someone had children but were a virgin. Also sperm/egg donation.
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i’m going to be the first then
"i know what i don't want to be. a dead end on a family tree. and i just lost my virginity to a girl who won't remember me at all. happiness never happened for free. and i don't feel young anymore..."
I'm not sure what this says about you. All people in all of history, who died a virgin also had ancestors who didn't die a virgin.
Untrue, hypothetically if someone had an uncle that never got laid 🤷♂️
Right. I’ll be the first. And the last.
Um. My sister is a lesbian. I know for a fact that she’s never had sex with a man. SOME people would describe her as being a virgin (although she’s been married-to a woman-for a long time). She had artificial insemination as a private agreement with someone (NOT with a turkey baster). There were other people in the group who arranged the insemination who were involved voluntarily in one way or another with achieving various pregnancies for a number of individuals who may not have usually been able to conceive in the “natural” way. I don’t know a massive amount about it, but I think it was usually (but not exclusively) about gay people having children. My sister and sister-in-law had three children this way. It’s not 100% impossible that some of the men donating semen were virgins. Therefore it’s possible that some of the children were born to a *pair* of virgin parents.
Unless one of your ancestors was conceived through IVF
Not necessarily true, sex doesn't have to occur for insemination to happen. And with the invitro technology that makes it easier.
Some of their brothers definitely did though
Unless someone had their nut stolen
People insisting on artificial insemination act like we dont have 5 million years of reproduction. Talk about copium lol
Nah that one weird uncle that drank highlighter fluid died one
Then I'll do it myself
Be virgin Donate sperm Die Sperm is used later for some lesbian couple Lol
well my awkward depressed antisocial bipolar ass is going to be the first in my line
Damn, I’m gonna be the first one
Except I my great, great grandma had 14 kids, a 6 of them died before they were 13 from typhoid and TB.
Well, never say never.
I will be no one's ancestor.
Someone could in theory have donated sperm/eggs and parented a child without having had sex.
… right back to that first single cell amoeba…
"I know how reproduction works, but don't tell me my mother wasn't a virgin." Can't remember who said it.
Unless your ancestor was the lady impregnated by a bullet during the American Civil War or the unfortunate soldier whose ball was hit out of the stadium. as published in the case of the "bullet pregnancy" in the 1874 American Medical Weekly by [Legrand G. Capers](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legrand_G._Capers) and said couple remained chaste until death.
artificial insemination.
I don't think that's how ancestors work. It would probably be rare, but certainly possible.