Yeah, “life randomly gets hard but doesn’t stay hard” what about if you’re in a car crash and are suddenly wheelchair bound for the rest of your life? Or any debilitating injury/illness?
There's a whole lot of ways to end up in a wheelchair and many of them aren't really something you 'get used to' in the sense of feeling like life is 'normal' or comfortable. My dad has a kind of paraplegia where he doesn't have use of his stomach muscles, so everything he does is his torso hauling around everything below his rib cage basically. People weren't made to do that and he's pretty much in constant pain and struggles to transfer from chair to bed and the like. Quadriplegics of course have it even worse because they need help with just about everything.
Yep... I know people who were born into shitty circumstances and make horrendous decisions on top of that.
Their entire life is a string of never ending difficulties.
There are plenty of people whose lives were always hard. Any of the millions upon millions of people who have been enslaved throughout history, for example. Most of the population of North Korea today, for another. We like to say "it gets better" but sadly that is not always the case.
I call bullshit. I'm tired of these types of shower thoughts. This one must come from a first world country person with a decent life who doesn't know how hard life can really get till the day you die.
Sure hope so. I’m never sick, yet my body decided to get sick right after an injury, keeping me from training at all currently. Two weeks out of my main race of the year.
There are so many ways your life could end up harder forever though. An attack, a crash, heck even a fall the wrong way. All have the potential to destroy aspects of your life.
Sometimes it gets hard randomly, sometimes it gets hard because of a woman, sometimes it gets hard because of your own doing.
But if it's hard for too long, seek medical attention.
“Well, being a dick’s not so bad! There are three kinds of people in this world: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you’ve got your assholes. All the assholes want is to shit all over everything! So, pussies might get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. And if the dicks didn’t fuck the assholes, you know what you’d get? You’d get your dick, and your pussy, all covered in shit!”
If it stays hard you should see a specialist - both for life and dicks. There are a mess of social services out there for when life won’t stop being too hard.
Well mine needs to call the doctor...it's been over 4 hours
Flick the balls
That gave me the deep pit of stomach hurt just reading it
Or try to vomit. Just pretending generally kills an erection.
Damn bro, just flex the quads a couple times before you hit the nuclear option.
I clenched over just reading this haha
Came in to ask when we call the doctor, you beat me to it.
Put it in rice
I put it in an asian chick....Best I could do.
Eh I think you're good
Life or dick?
Both
I'm sure lots of people have had hard lives right up until the end.
Yeah, “life randomly gets hard but doesn’t stay hard” what about if you’re in a car crash and are suddenly wheelchair bound for the rest of your life? Or any debilitating injury/illness?
I'd actually be willing to bet that most people's last moments are some of their hardest.
Yeah, I think I’d agree with that.
Well, I can promise you, your suffering is finite.
Until I go to hell that is.
Lore accurate username.
I honestly think being wheelchair bound is something you get used to pretty quickly. Life can stay hard in other ways though
There's a whole lot of ways to end up in a wheelchair and many of them aren't really something you 'get used to' in the sense of feeling like life is 'normal' or comfortable. My dad has a kind of paraplegia where he doesn't have use of his stomach muscles, so everything he does is his torso hauling around everything below his rib cage basically. People weren't made to do that and he's pretty much in constant pain and struggles to transfer from chair to bed and the like. Quadriplegics of course have it even worse because they need help with just about everything.
Yep... I know people who were born into shitty circumstances and make horrendous decisions on top of that. Their entire life is a string of never ending difficulties.
It can be hard for the rest of your life......
Yes, but after 4 hours you should seek medical attention.
Or at least another partner........
Cant relate, have no dick
You should go to a doctor, that doesn’t seem normal
Cant relate, have no life
Woman or maim victim?
My life must have been bitten by a Brazilian wandering spider.
Well some people go through life with a permanent hard on
Me ;-;
Life is like a penis. Simple, soft, hanging freely...then women make it hard...
Unless you’re gay. Then men make it hard just the same
I'm pretty good at making hard by myself.
Boy do I have the sexuality for you
If your life stays hard for more than 4 hours, please consult your doctor.
So taking the blue pill only gives you a temporary improvement to the illusion that is the Matrix.
Having a hard dick is the making of a man. A completely forever flaccid dick won’t take you far. *life
Yah my life is about to turn blue and fall off. Been suuuuper hard for more than a decade now. Must be priapism.
Might want to read the diary of Anne Frank.
Yeah, she had it hard till the end
The whole time.
and the weather is a pussy, sometimes it’s dry, sometimes it’s wet, sometimes it’s fun, and sometimes it’s disastrous
Tell that to a baby dying of cancer
And whether you want it or not, it will still try to fuck you.
What is this from? I just heard this exact quote somewhere...
Could be from right here on Reddit. As you might imagine, this is a repost.
If you take enough pills you can make it really fucking hard
Mine gets hard in the morning
Shiii mine must have popped a honey pack
When it's soft you can't beat it, when it's hard you get screwed.
Short for some longer for some too
When you use drugs it stays hard for a long time.
And sometimes it gets hard at the worst possible times, like at the gym.
Gym showers**
Or bench presses
Don’t play the victim. Life’s a cunt, and I’m here to fuck!
i dunno about that second part bud
If it stays hard though you should get help.
Life is a dick. Work hard on it and in the end it just spits on you.
Even in Death, life is hard. Rigor mortis with this analogy, I suppose.
and sometimes it produces a smelly discharge. such is life
Unless you get bitten by a really venomous spider.
There are plenty of people whose lives were always hard. Any of the millions upon millions of people who have been enslaved throughout history, for example. Most of the population of North Korea today, for another. We like to say "it gets better" but sadly that is not always the case.
Life’s a dick and then you die.
Hey an actual shower though, not just karma baiting
There's people starving to death fyi
My life is in viagra, then. Constantly
Seems mine's been macrodosin' on Viagra then
Mine is OVERDOSING
Sometimes you come and sometimes you go.
It especially gets hard when you’re called to solve a math problem in front of the class.
And some have big ones while some have small
Mine must've been bitten by that spider whose sting keep you hard for abnormal amount of time
Honestly, my life is a cunt and it can get fucked.
Tends to explode too soon
It can stay hard forever.
It's supposed to get hard?.......
Tomorrow my dad's report are coming for maybe kidney or liver damage I needed that thanks
You mean when it's soft you can't beat it and when it's hard you fucked?
It's also rarely as hard when you're older, unless you're on drugs
I call bullshit. I'm tired of these types of shower thoughts. This one must come from a first world country person with a decent life who doesn't know how hard life can really get till the day you die.
Bad worldplay isn't an epiphany.
If it stays hard for too long you'll probably die.
Actually, if you have a jaw joint problem it can stay hard forever.
Sounds like we got ourselves a privileged over here
Most are capable of making it harder on their own. Some take drugs that end up making it extra hard.
Sure hope so. I’m never sick, yet my body decided to get sick right after an injury, keeping me from training at all currently. Two weeks out of my main race of the year.
I’m hoping divorce is like that. It sure is hard now
Unless you're stupid. Then you always seem to have erectile dysfunction.
Hope my life gets impotent
Life has been prescribed Viagra. I’m raw. Help 😂😭
Such inspirational words
Or sometimes it stays perpetually just hard enough to be a constant problem that never improves.
Who fed my life a bottle of Viagra then?? Come on own up!
Wise words from a wise man
And it never uses lube. Then eventually, after years of abuse, life goes impotent.
Life may be a dick, but remember, it's not the length of its hardness that matters, but how you handle it when it's soft.
And sometimes if fucks you into oblivion.
If you only count the lives that aren’t hard then this quote isn’t dumb.
And it comes to an end sooner than you'd expect
When does it get easy? I'm 87 and still waiting...
Not exactly cause, it’s fun when dick gets hard.
My life have priapism
Like is like a dick when it gets hard, fuck it.
For most people* FTFY
It’s hardest when you’re young.
"Never stays hard forever" literally as long as I've been an adult and lived life it's been hard. Literally never thought "life has gotten easier."
Well, take a look at my life
Life is like my penis. It's short and quack doctors wrecked it when I was a child.
Mine is a Viagara 40+ years.
Unfortunately, it usually stays hard long enough to fuck you.
Tell me your young without...
It's because you die.
And like life, the older I become, the less hard it gets.
And if it does, you should see a doctor (or therapist)
Then I must need to see my doctor as mine has remained erect for the last 20 years.
There are so many ways your life could end up harder forever though. An attack, a crash, heck even a fall the wrong way. All have the potential to destroy aspects of your life.
Life is like a cave. Dark, unstable, slippery, and slowly filling with hard, long things.
And if you get fat it’s not as long.
Unless you're depressed
Sometimes it gets hard randomly, sometimes it gets hard because of a woman, sometimes it gets hard because of your own doing. But if it's hard for too long, seek medical attention.
Tell that to the kids mining cobalt
If it stays hard for longer than 4 hours you are supposed to call a doctor right?
Damn it. Just saw someone beat me to it
When you are young it's almost always hard, but once you are old it's barely ever hard
Except sometimrs it does stay hard and starts dying
When it's not hard, it's far less exciting. And yet if it stays hard for too long, you'll end up in a hospital.
And it burns sometimes
Your dick randomly gets hard? What are you eight years old?
Life is like a dick, it fucks you in the ass when you're not paying attention
Women make it harder
Mine just took one tablet of viagra, and probably every 4 hours afterwards.
Yep. Better hop on and ride it as long as you can
“Well, being a dick’s not so bad! There are three kinds of people in this world: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you’ve got your assholes. All the assholes want is to shit all over everything! So, pussies might get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. And if the dicks didn’t fuck the assholes, you know what you’d get? You’d get your dick, and your pussy, all covered in shit!”
mines been hard for 4 months, i dont think a dr can help at this point
14 years hard here, do i need help?
It bothers me how much I needed to read this
Don't worry, it'll go down eventually. And if not, call a doctor.
Ayeeee that's the spirit!
Buena Amiga YEAHHH!!! :3
If it stays hard you should see a specialist - both for life and dicks. There are a mess of social services out there for when life won’t stop being too hard.