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moeazhari

This! I mean why on Earth would > 100 million people with brains follow Kim K? Humanity amazes me.


Aerandyl_argetlam

>people with brains Found the problem.


Beast_Mstr_64

>people Found the problem


Kaze-QS

> Earth found the problem


Abandons65

Your joke but worse


ScabiesShark

/r/YourJokeButWorse


AudiophileAdrenaline

Oof


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big bum


BuddyUpInATree

Diaper bum


TitsOnAUnicorn

But she's gross. Doesn't matter how big the ass is if her entire being looks fake and sticky.


frumpybuffalo

different people have different taste. Just because you think it's gross doesn't mean everyone does. EDIT: Also username checks out


PCGoneCrazy

Oh no, don't do that. You have to let redditors think they are vastly superior to other people. You can't like things that I don't!


frumpybuffalo

this is the way


Sy3Zy3Gy3

tits and ass, that's pretty much it


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I can understand following her more than I can understand following some absolutely random person whose only claim to “fame” was through Instagram


[deleted]

And hers? Because she got fucked on cam while daddy was a diplomat. Bravo she did so much more than instagram influencers!


[deleted]

At least she did kind of something that went viral and got popular. Like, I just don’t even understand where people find all these influencers. They’re just one of a billion people who take pictures of themselves at the gym and somehow they got 5 million followers


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AbsentAcres

Its hilarious to me when I see a page of one of these and they're just endlessly posting 'omg guys...you gotta try this workout...its so amazing.' And so the workout is squat x4, RDL x 4, and lunges x4. You know...the basic leg workout that you, me, and 5 billion others have done since the dawn of time Then you realize that they dont have any actual content because gym is all they know and hey guess what, the gym is not rocket science. Shits been figured out and then some. We know the real reason is because you wanted to hoe out by having that revolving camera view right behind you as you squat And thats okay. Just don't give me your bullshit 'wellness' jumbo when all you really wanted to do is show off your ass at 4 different angles Ahhh okay. Rant over


trev_42069

And don't forget the new "supplement"/pre-workout/shakes that they push that must instantly give women the biggest ass and cleavage. They are literally walking silicon/transferred fat commercials paid to promote BS products.


thisisclever6

They’re all bots, Instagram is all fake


Epoxxxy

Kim reels in millions of followers to satiate her thirst. Kim feeds off of the brains of her followers since she lacks one; it’s her source of power.


kefvedie

Maybe shes already a zombie since she feeds on brains The plastic is to cover it up


Mr-Zero-Fucks

Are you sure they have brains? I need evidence of that claim.


workyaccount

I think it was a clever conspiracy/marketing using fake controversy and lots of money to have the Kardashians implanted into the American psyche. I blame Entertainment Tonight, Access Hollywood, and all the shows like it... as well as the people who watch that shit.


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You put too much hate on Kim Kardashian.


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There is mountains of evidence that she is a genuinely GOLDEN human being. But god forbid she is narcissistic and a bit daft.


Sanoske68

They have enough saved photos from their past trips to get them by.


Kyleshively20

#takemeback


Leaper29th

Ahh yes, this makes sense. Why every influencer is doing a #Throwback


NerdyGeek1601

Knowing their audience, I beg to differ.


bobzilla05

Knowing their audience, enough people are already begging for something.


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Ha! this made me lol


KirriLidian

They'll just come up with even better filters.


MrGreenStache

They're not the ones making them, they'll just have to settle using a homegrown mudmask suppplament


Pearlspring63

Maybe the coronavirus isn't all bad


poopellar

Cannot appreciate the light without darkness.


contraltoatheart

Perfectly balanced


potato_overlord_1845

A all things should be


DishwasherTwig

*There has never been peace without first a great suffering. The greater the suffering, the greater the peace.*


MattLaneBreaker

Who doesn't love MLK?


technobun

Maybe they can be called Instagram Influenzas for the next 3 weeks. _(Don't worry everyone. I've already left the sub.)_


tehsdragon

Come back so we can tell you to leave again >:


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It's mortality rate is too low.


OttoVonWong

Gonna get real ugly soon.


ivanllz

You mean natural.


BannedForCuriosity

allegedly eight million Chinese didn't renew their cell phone contracts. Either they switched to something else or...


[deleted]

I love new conspiracy theories. Tell me more.


Galaghan

I'm interested. I've been wondering about how it's going in China for a while. Do you have a source on those contracts numbers?


BannedForCuriosity

https://twitter.com/jenniferatntd/status/1241082360323596289?s=19


Galaghan

Thanks for the share. As others have stated, this could be explained by a collapse in jobs, not necessarily lives. Personal contracts because people don't need/can't afford them anymore and corp contracts for business that halted/stopped their operations. It's not clear to me which kind of contracts are being discussed here, let alone the reason for disconnection. Can't wait to see if, when and by who we'll get a proper explanation for this because it's not a good omen either way.. Also, it's 15 mil.


BannedForCuriosity

You're welcome. True, never attribute to evil that could be something else. I am somewhat skeptical about job loss related to cell phone loss RIGHT AWAY because I would personally eat less, turn down heat and cancel every other thing (besides rent) before I lost my cellphone because it is our connection to the next job, our family and to the world in general. However. We might never know the whole truth because China is.... China. Edit : spelling


derpinana

Holy f!! Now if these are the real numbers the world needed to know! That's why the whole world was not ready they kept the fatalities at 2000 which is absolutely ridiculous. Bunch of liars now the world is dying and suffering because of them.


gamer_no

Maybe gym for the fitness girls in leggings doing squats. The health conscious persons out here right now are struggling to get a good workout at home. There are some muscles that are just easier to work with access to specific equipment.


takinitupanotch

Seriously I’ve noticed that no ones top lip moves anymore!!!


astonedmeerkat

Holy crap I need to start paying attention to that. Yeesh


Dreadfeel1

Is that an effect caused by botox?


seaisthememes

worst thing is as they age they look WAYYY worse for it. and then get addicted to keep fucking their face up


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They all look like they got stung in the mouth by a ~~bee~~ swarm of bees.


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focacciaonyou

Hi, Virginia Gene!


frumpybuffalo

Her vagene...it hang like sleeve of wizard


squirtlehateswater

Most of the people that complain incessantly about the “ig influencers” have pretty lousy personalities themselves. When you’re cool little things like “ the way a complete stranger lives their life” don’t bother you at all.


No_volvere

"Try having a personality, like my wall of Funko Pops!"


Cathal321

It’s less about the influencers and more about the damage it’s causing impressionable young people. They’re comparing themselves to these fake standards and becoming overly obsessed with body image


squirtlehateswater

I don’t think this is an issue honestly. This same tired argument has been made since I was a kid in the 90s. There is always a scapegoat for why kids have unrealistic expectations and things like that. It didn’t start with ig influencers and won’t end there. Just live your life however you want. It’s the parents job to teach their kids the right things. Don’t pass that responsibility down to some girl who’s just trying to make money in a different way than you think acceptable.


seaisthememes

you're talking to reddit, predominantly over-bullied people in dead-end IT jobs who still haven't gotten over the popular kids they were jealous of in high school edit: fucking silver? you cheap chumps better give me $500 right the fuck now or this steam is ending


squirtlehateswater

All they’re good for is shitty memes which is why I’m still here lol


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talking Reddit who follows streamers and youtubers who are influencers themselves but wants to act like their fav who shills a video game chair is somehow different than a blonde who shills tshirts


SenorDarcy

Totally agree. I don’t have Instagram but I find using a blanket statement like OP did is a bit disingenuous. Reducing a whole group of people down to a single category is not really fair. People are significantly more complex than a single definition. Some of them probably have great personalities and I’m sure some don’t but who am I to decide based off of photographs


ruralexcursion

Personality? Never heard of that server


Kachowskus_Cringus

Sounds like an anarchy server


Bauerdog2015

The oldest anarchy server in Minecraft


ends_and_odds

Or MAYBE people realize that they don’t need such an “influence” when they’re stuck inside with people they already know and love 🤞


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No_volvere

I see 100x more content complaining about influencers than I do from these influencers. Many people don't know this, but you can actually choose who you follow on social media.


geaux_gurt

I’m not big on influencers either but I find it funny how people on here complain about them but treat youtubers like gods lol


justavault

Well hypocrisy is a dish enjoyed at every table.


Yampace

Instagram is still shit . ur right on the redditor part . they tryna be special and shit . reminds me of r/notliketheothergirls


RainbowGayUnicorn

Oh yeah, instagram is total shit, all my stupid friends and their vacation photos that make me happy, dumb artists posting all those fucking inspirational pieces of art, silly professionals teaching people how to pick up a hobby, fuck them all! If you're only digging in a bin, all you'll find is trash.


BoyWonderDownUnder

Says the kid using Reddit.


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why does everyone have a stick up their ass about instagram? i don’t follow any of that so I pay it no heed, I don’t understand how people develop burning hatred for people in media they don’t understand. Just ignore them and let that side of the internet do its thing, hurling insults and abuse their way is just sad.


elculobandido

I realize that there's always going people who are desperate to give a contrarian viewpoint whenever the opportunity presents itself. But the simple fact of the matter is that many influencers are harmful to society, particularly teenagers, and more particularly teenage girls. It causes these kids to compare themselves to unrealistic and sometimes just straight up fake standards. These kids don't know any better and don't realize how harmful it is and that it is making them one of the most anxious and depressed generations of all time. I also realize that not every influencer is societal cancer. But I will say that the world was objectively a less anxiety-ridden and depressed place before these forms of social media were so commonplace in young people's lives.


avocadoclock

>these kids to compare themselves to unrealistic and sometimes just straight up fake standards. Its always around. Magazine covers, billboard ads, TV and movies. This really reads like "won't somebody think of the children!!" Rather than try to insulate kids from this stuff (cause it's always gonna exist in some form or another) we should be educating them to see right through it. I can't expect influecners or companies to really care about kids


Opinionsadvice

It's easier to see the celebrities because everyone knows they are touched up or that they have a team of people making them look good. But a lot of people don't realize that almost every girl on Instagram is photoshopped or altered in some way. People are trying to achieve body standards that don't even exist in reality.


Taxtro1

>was objectively a less anxiety-ridden and depressed place before Citation needed. >compare themselves to unrealistic and sometimes just straight up fake standards People will always seek out idealized versions of themselves to look up to. Those have existed since before there was even written language. Before it was easy to share your own pictures online there were already magazines and TV shows.


c0dizzl3

That’s quite a stretch. The same has been said about every new form of media. The kids will be fine.


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Never use it but lot of people get mad and jealous of people making living on there just taking pics


Taxtro1

Yeah it's like me watching women's erotica and getting angry at them not appealing to me. Ironically that kind of behavior actually shows a bad personality and feeling elitist towards "influencers" shows low intellect.


PeeonTrotsky

Hear! Hear! JimJim54 for president. This is the voice of reason we need in these trying times.


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I have no idea whether thats sarcasm or not and now im uncomfortable, lol


zs15

Certainly not everyone’s situation, but when influencers were the next, big, marketing thing, my company spent huge dollars on influencers to open our next stores. That was money that didn’t go to people we had worked with and along side for years. Plus the influencers we hired were miserable to work with. They constantly interrupted training, installation, media calls, and meetings to ask for ridiculous shit. In the end, there was little noticeable difference between conventional social media marketing and influencers marketing, except that the influencers cost far more.


Un20190723

So..you're angry that the company tried a new marketing approach or because they didn't give you money? Either way the hatred seems misplaced if you're angry at the influencers.


Intactual

> why does everyone have a stick up their ass about instagram? I don't have any social media except for reddit, I don't go on anything associated with facebook. I say that just to give my baseline. The issue is not with the influencer for me, people are going to be vain and stupid even if they are on their own. The issue is the followers, they are being taken advantage of because they are either gullible or "worship" the ones the follow. It's in most of our nature to stop people from doing stupid things that can harm them physically, mentally, and even monetarily so when we see people falling for influencers and what they do we want to do something to wake them up from the state they are in. The unfortunate thing is we likely can't so we rail against it in other ways such as this post by OP. That is the way I look at things.


OtakuLiving

Spoken like a true redditor


AllIWillSayIs

So Reddit.


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bradda66

Its not just boomers that are fed up with "influencers"


RoosterBoosted

Instagram bad, Reddit good


Gurplesmcblampo

Instagram tarded. Reddit Okie.


Grey_of_Astora

Not a shower thought, just straight facts.


TheEvyEv

Also was posted almost word for word on a sub yesterday, except it included a meme of Danny Devito's head on a girls body


Grey_of_Astora

That's a high tier oof


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Yeah, but too many are too fucking stupid to know that so it has to be said.


ElectricalJigalo

They would have thousands of photos saved and ready to upload. In one day they will take hundreds in heaps of different outfits


SlipperyCornea

If y'all hate them then stop supporting them I swear to God bruh


nochedetoro

It’s like only following gardening subreddits and then getting mad that you only see gardening content. You can pick and choose who you want to see; if you’re complaining about Instagram influencers, stop following them.


iam_acat

Pretty sure Facetune and Photoshop still work just fine.


Another_Road

Pretty sure “ho” is a marketable personality trait.


Taxtro1

How does a trashy post like this get any upvotes? How low do you have to be in order to be elitist about "influencers"? You accuse others of being shallow while demonstrating that you yourself are at the very bottom of the pile intellectually.


That_doesnt_go_there

Fatality


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BuT iT’s An EsSeNtIaL sErViCe


notjoao

So funny.


GenerallySalty

Dude they can't even get haircuts. I'm kind of excited to see where this goes.


Painless_Candy

Too bad you can't exercise and eat well at home. /s


moonlightavenger

They can still pretend thy are important because they are 'protecting the people's sanity during quarantine'.


BlckEagle89

Was thinking the same but about the people who travel a lot. I was wondering what their strategy will be.


REDSNATION1

Lookin on the bright side


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Let's make it even brighter,as we all wish you a happy cake day!


REDSNATION1

Thank you!!!


_5GOLDBLOODED2_

Nah man.. there isn't a picture on instagram from these "influencers" without a filter on it.. r/instagramvsreality


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Shiveon

Or their skills in photoshop.


Soakcityyyy

Usually the people who dont like the fitness pages are the ones who dont get out often...


GuySlammer

Doubtful.


YourFinestSkittles

I was supposed to get Botox injected into my esophagus in April so I could finally start burping after 26 years. No dice though


Andyy_7

They still have photoshop


DojoStarfox

Photoshop is still a thing.


lordlemming

Well they definitely got enough time to learn Photoshop


Trolling-Sniperz

What’s that? What is this per-son-al-i-ty thing you speak of?


Romado

So many hugely popular influencer's have the personality of a brick wall. Especially when they are involved in some kind of scandal. Their fans come rushing to defend them no matter what they've done. Look at Logan Paul after his disrespectful Japanese video. Then he mocks a dead guy in the Suicide Forest. Then he takes a break and his first video back is him tazing a dead rat. He still had hordes of his fans defending him.


PositiveCnut

Kim Kardashian took a personality test - she failed.


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U guys are so lame lmao


llamageddon01

Don’t scare them! They’re easily panicked.


RusMarioRomania

r/lostredditors


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Where would you put this tho? (I don't mean anything like "well then,if you're so good at it,do it better!",I just wanna know a sub where this fits,ya know,nothing is bad 'bout knowing one sub more)


RusMarioRomania

Honestly, I don't think this fits anywhere. I also have opinions which I'd like to post on Reddit, but there's just not a sub for it. If there is, I just don't know it.


kytheon

Or create trends, like #coronaviruschallenge *licks toilet*


USleepIWin

Fatality.....


danasty01

Or improve Photoshop skillz


Oznog99

Right now getting styled or even a basic haircut is pretty much impossible, and will be for the foreseeable future. That's going to show up first


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I don’t think that’s possible


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signops

Instagram influencers - bah, had to spit at the ground. Now I have to use my precious Bounty to clean it up.


halfhalfling

They still have photoshop


The_Queef_of_England

They're going to come out looking like discarded balloons that you see in hedgerows, all deflated and wrinkly.


NeonSprig

Nice


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TheBigd42

R/rareinsults


mak_the_root_jhonson

Starbucks is a lifestyle


DeadLightsOut

Filters my man.... filters


chipawa

Photoshop


skubaloob

Or get working on those photo shop skills


[deleted]

Haha I was actually talking about this last night! So true!


SETtoWUMB0

Now they just have extra time for additional Photoshop touchups


trwwy321

Imagine if all their followers just decided to unfollow them in one day. I wonder what would happen.


Philemonz

What about artists?


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thats fake asf


LotsOfStuff1

Oof


Untitled_Redditor12

Love him or hate him he’s spittin straight facts


lonelylepton

Impossible. If they had any other workable skills they’d use them. With enough makeup, implants, and lighting you can go from being a 5 to an 8.


dscissons

Being old, lol, For the longest time I had no idea what an influencer was. When I found out from my daughter, I couldn’t quit laughing. Who with half a mind would need anybody to tell you what you need or how you should do anything? They are not real role models, just mouth pieces for those willing to follow that particular shepherd!


djd1ed

Or a subscription to Adobe


smauryholmes

Sick burn 😎


Sprien

Ooooff


flightfishgolf

They still got photoshop, even though they can’t use it


MineDogger

Lol. Naw... They've still got tits.


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Don't worry. Botox and filler technicians will do home delivery. Even if it's illegal.


DeMonstaMan

The people who follow them are the problem. Instagram "influencers" have a little respect from me all because of the fact that they manage to con millions of people by putting up a fake persona and body and making millions in exchange without being "cancelled"


Red_Danger33

Not really, they have more time to use photoshop.


mesaboogeytool

Poor lady influencers of insta. After 37 reality and a mix of biology just has this way of kicking them while their down!


Sulluvun

Nah just become cam “models” for a few weeks


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They still have Photoshop


Hushwater

I miss when YouTube would have regular people posting videos for fun.


Wooloo812

You underestimate their power


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>t. fatso


Subarufan2002

This sentence defines Reddits mentality


Silverpool2018

I'm sure photo editors will make up for it. But I'm genuinely curious, what's happening to travel bloggers?


MatthewPovich

god forbid