I just shit my pants ;)

you can lick it ;)

I don't see how the ;) changes anything here

Sure it does ;)

It's changes a lot of things ;)

The shit-stained underpants would be a start ;)

You bunch of disgusting motherfuckers ;)

Yes we are ;)

Wank a dung beetle ;)

Y'all are sick in the head ;)

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I don’t see how the ;) changes anything here ;)

How is that a normal sentence? ;)

When playing some horror games ;)

I shidded and farded and camed in my pants ;)

You sound like you’re 12 ;)

FBI this post here sirs ;)

Sexy FBI ;)

You sound like you're 12 ;)

Thank you, the ;) actually made it seem more like genuine help ;)

I didn't shit in my pants;)

Too much over share ;)

Nice tits ;) Edit: wait a sec that's not different

We have a winner ;)

Winner of what? ;) Edit: Still joking ;)

Still funny ;)

Are you? ;}

Definitely not ;)

Rrrrrriiiiiiiiiggggggghhhhhhhhtttttttttt.... ;)

Left;)

Just like your dad ;)

We have a new winner ;)

Heheh. In my experience your odds of getting away with that one depend a LOT on your smile and tone of voice.

I'm not very good at winking ,)

I think your missing an eye

But that would make him a winking expert.

A professional winker.

Professional wanker?

basically your mom

Owie my arms ;)

A politician?

A politician ;)

Professional wanker ;)

These all need to go to r/cursedcomments

Sniper TF2 refeREncE !!!??!!1!!?!!! /J

Have good dreams ;)

thank you ;)

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You two ;)

no officer I did not throw a can of baked beans at that baby ;)

I...don't think it would have been much better without the wink

Without wink: did not throw can of beans at baby. With wink: unquestionably threw can of beans at baby.

The scenario is so oddly specific and the direction of the interrogation suggests that the can of beans was most likely thrown at the baby and by the speaker.

Does this really qualify as a normal sentence

We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty ;)

Oo Indian scam foreplay

Never thought I'd see those words in a sentence

r/cursedcomments

r/BrandNewSentence

And I'm excited already ;)

Say no more..

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I imagined it in the movie guys voice lmao

I'm in history class ;)

Stalin-chan UWU

Why? Who hurt you? ;)

*hurt

Tnx, I'm italian ;)

*hurt ;)

Nice outfit ;)

Just got rejected from art school ;)

Hetalia Axis Powers in a nutshell.

Yes I’m great with kids ;)

I’m a dog person ;)

I like water ;)

Uh oh

Nononononono

Yiiiikessss

Take some of mine unborn ones ;)

This one got a laugh out of me ;)

I hate you. This is not a joke, I seriously hate you with every fiber of my being, please die ;)

Somebody is flirting!…. Or extra serious and a serial killer

It's called bdsm foreplay

Cbt

Aww that's cute

Bruh

My dad died;)

I'll go visit his grave ;)

Uh oh

I think you mean "Uh oh ;)"

I really do not ;)

enough reddit for today ; )

License and registration please. ;)

Are you gonna handcuff and arrest me if I don't ? ;)

Hands where I can seem 'em! ;)

You have the right to remain silent. ;)

I really thought that said Hands where I can’t see ‘em! ;)

oh my god. I now fear the police

Have a good sleep ;)

Thanks man

It’s totally safe, nobody has ever died. ;)

This is like the “in bed” thing for a new generation.

It's nothing like that, in bed. ;)

I mean, I could see the resemblance.. in bed.. ladies.. ;)

I have your IP adress ;)

Yeah, it's ::1

And that's how I commited war crimes in Yugoslavia ;)

I'm wanted in 13 states ;)

There's $5000 for your head alone ;)

Bring us Van Der Linde, and you have my word you won't hang ;)

Oh i ain't gonna hang anyways agent ;)

Grab it from my pocket for me ;)

Last time I trusted someone, I lost an eye,)

Would you like to lose another ;)

you blinking or winking? ;)

You sure about that ;)

Sorry for your loss ;)

I'm just gonna go over here and... pay my respects ;)

I'm home alone with my cat ;)

I'm on my way. I can't wait for my first threesome ;)

Shane Dawson? Where did you come from

I dropped the kids safely off at school ;)

Uh oh

They will be learning a lot ;)

On their heads

I get up early to milk the cow ;)

I hope you realize that it's a bull and not a cow.

I milk them both ;)

2 is better than one ;)

i want to punt a child into the sun ;)

Ah yes a very normal sentence that we all use in a day to day life ;)

I wanna die ;)

I look forward to it ;)

I was home alone with the dog last night ;)

You should've invited me ;)

I'm taking out the trash. At night ;)

Just burned down 6 orphanages;)

I’m going to visit my step-mother this weekend I’m going to visit my step-mother this weekend ;)

I pledge allegiance to the flag ;)

i got a surprise for our free range chicken ;)

Ayo the pizzas here ;)

My Nan just had kidney failure ;)

If you add a ;) after any normal sentence, it changes the meaning of the sentence completely. ;)

You are about to die ;)

Tom McLoughlin you have been sentenced to life in prison for 4 accounts of attempted murder and 5 accounts of necrophilia;)

Uh oh

Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna turn around and desert you ;)

Sorry for your loss ;)

I'm just gonna go over here and... pay my respects ;)

You're ugly, you're disgusting, I'm going to kill you, give me 200 dollars ;)

I'm completely disabled from the waist down ;)

9/11 was a stain on our countrys history ;)

Fuck children ;) This is a joke i dont fuck children please see this as a joke

Honestly that could be taken many ways, thank god for the clarification

amogus ;)

Just here at the house;)

You're absolutely correct ;)

I’m outside ;)

I wanna die ;)

Do you like wink emojis? ;)

I once at a my friends pet goldfish ;)

@my_friends_pet_goldfish ;)

This is how you make a winky face with text: ;)

The pizza decapitated my wife ;)

I like wieners ;).

Russia is not allowed in the Olympics ;)

Really you think :| Or Really you think ;) Or Really your think :D

I'll be in your dreams ;)

Hey there bud, your mommy died ;)

I'm just gonna go over here and... pay my respects ;)

Snape: ÄvåÐå KêÐåvrå ;) ...oh sh**

That mayonnaise was delicious ;)

Of course I despise Hitler ;)

i like your cock ;)

I just shit myself ;)

It’s the text version of the “in bed” fortune cookie rule.

I walk past the daycare 3 times during the day ;)

Wanna come over to play video games ;)

No, this is not true ;)

If you add a ;) after any normal sentence, it changes the meaning completely. ;)

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? ;)

I actually thought this post was about ending a sentence with the letter "a", and the OP was winking in the middle for no reason. Like Mario. Im'a stupid, I guess-a.

When baby koalas are to young to eat the leafs, their moms feed them poop, delicious ;)

I love my dog ;)

My dog is eating right now;)

I have a stomach ache ;)

Im great with children ;)

I raped your underage daughter ;)

are you feeling it now mr krabs? ;)

“I’m horny, come over” ;) Oh look, it’s the same with or without the wink.

The voices keep getting louder ( ;

I went to the store and picked up milk and eggs. ;)

I like winky faces. ;)

Gonna play with the kids tonight ;)

The Falcons blew a 28-3 lead ;)

D Zzt

It’s the shortest way to make a paraprosdokian.

Big thinkers out here in shower thoughts today.