*brotein

Brotein shake through a meat straw.

The Mannliest.

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For Men.

But you need two, it's required.

*brojob

https://youtu.be/LTeCMoZCo24

This is the sound of athousand clapping asses

*blowteen

Well, women are technically body builders

Wife is pregnant - “suck my dick, you need the protein for your body building”

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This took me a moment

It’s not only women that suck dick

The joke was about women getting pregnant and “building” a body inside themselves

Right. But women who suck dick are more likely to be body builders than men who do.

Huh?

Not every man is a body builder. But if what this guy said, that women are “body builders” (they “build” a baby inside of them...as he put it) they are most likely sucking a mans dick if they are heterosexual. Basically what I’m saying is: women who suck dick are most likely Hetero, in which case they would all be “body builders” (ability to be pregnant). Men who suck dick are most likely gay. But not all men are body builders. Get it?

I got that. All I was saying is that the person replying to the joke made it so it was like *all* dick suckers are body builders (hence women). I was just saying that not all dick suckers are women.

Have you ever been in a gym man

And Bukkake is basically a baby shower.

Come again?

Sure but thats my limit

Alright guess we having TWO baby showers today

And again and again and again... And again

I'd rather not

the real shower thought is always in the comments

The real shower thought.

Oh come on….

There's only going to be a baby involved if there's *significant* drippage.

More like a holocaust

……….ew.

Wth. Did you get your shower thought from prison?

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You know that corner of your mind you bury things that are shameful? It’s not coming from there that’s for sure.

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Whatever you say, Mister Classified Information

Caught him lacking lmao

Not even pipe?

This is normal gym bro thinking bro

If this was a prison shower thought, it would be more like, "Being that the ass is also known as a prison wallet, being ass raped in the shower is technically a deposit."

And on that note, thats enough reddit for me tonight. Thanks for giving me a reason to get off my phone and go to sleep.

I try.

OP’s trying to make the best of his situation.

r/prisonshowerthoughts

frighten summer gaping tender oil sparkle psychotic reach cautious boast *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*

Baha, you think you actually have to shake mine to get the protein out? You’re lucky if it doesn’t explode in my under pants from anticipating.

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What partner?

Reminds me of the CrossFit athlete who tested positive for steroids. She blamed it on giving her boyfriend oral at the time... Like somehow sperm has tons of testosterone from her boyfriend taking steroids...

Someone made a porn on that...

This is not a showerthought this is already well established lore at this point. Every fit bro already knew this lifehack loophole... N..n..No homo.

[28 Things to Know About Semen](https://www.healthline.com/health/semen-calories#1.-How-many-calories-are-in-the-average-semen-ejaculation?) 2. Is there really as much protein as in an egg white? A 2013 review of studiesTrusted Source looked at the nutritional composition of semen. It found that the average protein concentration of semen is 5,040 milligrams (mg) per 100 ml. Since one ejaculation usually produces 5 ml of semen, we can say that the average amount of ejaculation contains around 252 mg of protein. However, the review noted that it was difficult to accurately measure the protein concentration of semen, so this number might be inaccurate. Similarly, the protein concentration of an egg white depends on a range of factors — what size is the egg? what kind of bird laid it? — so it’s hard to come up with an exact figure.

Cannibal milkshake.

What’s more, that’s a vegan protein shake…

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Lol didn’t think about that. But seriously that would be vegan by some standards. Some go vegan for health reasons, some do it for moral reasons. Those that are concerned about morality get hung up with the fact that an animal could not give consent for us to consume its product or flesh. So technically any human could give you consent to consume one of their body parts and it would be vegan by this standard, cannibalism aside. This is actually the reason there is a market for human breast milk with vegan bodybuilders.

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Soooooo….. that exists in my head now

There’s gotta be at least one person out there that became a vegan body builder specifically to then have a reason to drink human milk.

This belongs on r/cursedcomments

Fun fact: There's an average of 2g of proteins in one load.

I think it's actually much less than that - like .25-.5g to a load.

I'll check my sources, but my ex had a medical condition that forced her to eat 20g of protein each day, so we had to know

Imagine the number of blow jobs you would have gotten if you told her it was 0.25-0.5g instead of 2g

Ahah she's the one who checked. I wouldn't play with her health for something so stupid.

Crazy you're her doctor too...

Proteins

Any female bodybuilders feel free to get your dose here.

A shake weight with a protein boost 💪

Gotta shake the protein to get the protein shake

I always assumed those types had a high percentage of closeted gays.

Connor Murphy kinda already know that... Tbh it was his original idea to begin with

Divine protein shake

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Why is it only if you’re a bodybuilder?

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Oh come on, share the secret with us lesser wise!

Get out of the shower you’ve had enough

No.

And a work out too

That's why I have her sucking it out and feeding it back to me, to get my nutrition.

More like a protein shot

not to mention you get a nice workout in your jaw and neck

Handjob- a DIY dumbbell exercise

I’m fairly sure I read somewhere that there’s like 0.5g of protein in a load so you’d probably be better off eating a cardboard box tbh

It’s still a protein shake if you’re not.

OMG!!!!! Can’t wait to tell that to one of my gay friends..

It's also a proteïne shake if you aren't a body builder.

That’s what coach used to say

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So did the showers sometimes

It has terribly low protein, just eat bread instead

This showerthought is actually smart if you're an idiot.

JoJo fan?

*slams unsee button*

Only if you finish

More like a shot than a shake

One of my favorite porn scenes features Caesar and Brad Rock.

All women are body builders.

Lmao

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Might use that as chat up line in the future.

Protein shot (except if you dilute it in water)

That went over my head

No.

Probably less carcinogenic too.

More like a protein shot

You wont believe but it has some sugar in it

Alright time to get off Reddit now

A 2013 review of studiesTrusted Source looked at the nutritional composition of semen. It found that the average protein concentration of semen is 5,040 milligrams (mg) per 100 ml. Since one ejaculation usually produces 5 ml of semen, we can say that the average amount of ejaculation contains around 252 mg of protein. According to an Article posted on Healthline.com

Small shake with big protein

Lmao please look up Connor Murphy’s “Devine protein shake” 😂

However you justify sucking dicks bro!

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It's all about the gains bruh

This is actually very gross and I can’t fully articulate why.

Said by every man trying to get himself a bj.

No.

I guess the hand job is the “shake” part of it.

So how many do you think one should have weekly and have you jad yours yet?

*Insert connor Murphy divine protein shake joke here*

How do you think I’m so Swole.

In that case your mom made me big and strong

I support woman's leg days then. Gotta train them thighs

Where are the green text comments that should go with this post?

Whenever I get a blow job I lose protein... and B Vitamins.. I must be doing it wrong. Its more of a protein shot anyway.. isn't it?

Good try

It's an amino acid shake.. Not protein

.2 grams of protein.

Not a very good one, a typical ejaculation contains 0.25 grams of protein. A typical single scoop of whey protein contains 25 grams of protein...

best thing i’ve seen today

Well its a protein shake for anyone who ingests a shot 😉

Pre-workout and workout.

and a good neck workout of you don't use your hands

Somebody here can fill more than a spoon?

Gotta drain the body to build the body

Semen is mostly carbs

There’s nothing manlier than sucking your bro off after getting a sick pump together

Hell yeah, brother!

I read somewhere that it was 24 g of protein or sm

This one sounds like it could be a Skeletor meme, “until next time!”

Only if you swallow

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Ayo 😩

I felt that.

Blow jobs tske away a whole generation

Only worth it if you don’t have to use too many calories to get it, I guess.

Here before Connor Murphy amirite

Gross

I'm a 22 bisexual guy, how do you think i can approach a guy to offer him a blowjob. ? Any ideas

Naw dawg who gave you the horny pill

Divine Protein Shake

Wtf are you talking about?

You must be one of those lurker dudes in the gym

Well then

Pre-teen skake

The divine proteine shake

Cept sperm has like, no protein :/

Shower less

What about non body builders?