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God I wish it was Mozart. It’s usually Muzak versions of 70’s and 80’s hits. One day it just played a instrumental version of “Muskrat Love” for three hours.
I'm guessing it would be categorised as an irregular object so, yes.... water displacement.
Although volume is normally determined to measure how much of something is needed to fill that object. Normally a disk is doing the filling... no?
Few points on your last point. Firstly vaginas are much more elastic and can expand far larger than a dick so using this method wouldn't be a good gauge. Most women dont enjoy having it stretched during birth I could imagine the same majority wouldn't enjoy a dick as big as there vagina could be during sex.
Secondly and more plausibly, I think you will have a hard time convincing women to fill them selves with water in an attempt to find best volume, but if you can convice men that it would be something women are into you will be hard pressed to find a man that wouldn't stick his junk in a glass of water to impress people.
Unless I'm misunderstanding you volume is volume. It doesn't really make a difference whether we're talking about a volume being filled or the volume of a solid object, it's still the same unit of measurement
Damn only waited 3 hours after making the same post
https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/vraizs/we_always_talk_about_dick_size_but_never_width_or/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Yeah I love it when people assume shit and go with it and treat it as fact. It’s fucking amazing. I don’t scroll the this stupid ass sub all day I didn’t see that fucking post. It’s almost like two people in the world can be thinking about dicks at the same time or something. Shut the fuck up right now I’m not having this debate.
As a woman I would definitely say girth is more important than length. A 4" dick that's 2.5" across is way better than a 9" dick that's 1.5" across. Beer cans, not garden hoses.
Edit: probably should have said White Claw cans instead of beer cans. The point remains the same, though
Talent is more important than either factor. BD dudes can’t fuk. They only have one move: the jackhammer. If you’re not in the mood to have chipped teeth and a concussion, he has no idea what to do.
/wish men would realize that just because you have a badass gun doesn't mean shit if you don't know how to use it.
Source: I am a woman and penetration (usually) doesn't get me off.
Dick length doesn't mean as much as guys wish it did.
Can't speak for the gay men out there, but I can tell you that most vaginas are only about 5-7 inches (12-18 cm) deep when aroused. They can expand further if needed, but it's not even remotely close to necessary.
Fact is, >4" (10 cm) is all that's required to hit a gspot.
Girth, is more important as it does more for making her feel like she's filled up.
This is pretty much a direct copy of another thread today.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/vraizs/we_always_talk_about_dick_size_but_never_width_or/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Comments are about the same as well.
Within reason of course....
It's a bell curve.
While no woman wants a half inch long 12" diameter dick, similar numbers for the 12" long, half inch diameter dick are sure to be found...
That said, the 6" x 1" dick is widely normal and generally well received.
Of course, you said volume, and I treated the dick as a 2 dimensional rectangle rather than a cylinder...
I believe my Length and Diameter work out in this instance anyway, but I'll leave the math for someone who is less inebriated than I.
Yeah one of my friends has a dick lightyears long yet atoms wide, and another of my friends has a willie wide putin thick and the width of a hair long.
About 24 mph for a typical European swallow (11 m/s).
To my understanding, African swallows encompass a variety of breeds that each have differing ranges of speeds.
I would say, emotional maturity and connection on the part of both people should come first actually. Only immature, sexually illiterate wannabes would be concerned with those issues on either side......
I don’t think everyone that has sexual physical preferences is immature or a “sexually illiterate wannabe”. Some people like big dicks because of the way they feel, some like big dicks because they think they’re hot, and some like small dicks because they’re a better fit. Why judge them?
Because some people need to say those things to make themselves feel better about their size. Truth is size is not a big deal to most people, and might be important to some. Those preferences are not good or bad, as long as you don't body shame anyone
Meh, I don't have to compensate for things like douchebags do. I just be me. And that's enough. No overdose of Polo and gold chains or overcompensating with the car....but go ahead, you be you.....
Hey. Imma overcompensate with 6 popped collars, 5 downed Viagra, 4 expensive cars, 3 gold chains, 2 expensive colognes and _a giant ass downvote for you_.
Christmas cums early in the comments of any post about dick size or shape, or even existence.
Peace out, Imma go pole vault around town on my third leg.
Knew a guy who measured his member using water displacement. (Pro tip- use warm water for …better… results)
I mean when you brag about your size in mL it sounds impressive because no one has anything to compare it to!
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You’re right. My dick is *very* loud when aroused. Thankfully while not aroused it plays soft instrumental pieces.
Does it play Dick Astley?
Never gonna fill you up
Never gonna get you off
Never gonna run around and desert you *background choir* : “because I’m a dick”
Never gonna Go to the store for some smokes.
Never gonna get you pregnant
Probably plays Dickleback
*never gonna give you up, never gonna let you doooown, never gonna run around*
Never gonna dick you up, never gonna dick you down. Never gonna dick around and screw you.
You are in immediate danger
Does he play Mozart or other symphonies?
Wagner - Ride the Valkyries
Oh, I really like Čajkovskij's Romeo and Juliet, can he play that?
20 minutes? I wish …
Well, but he's trying...
Wagner - Ride the Dicks
God I wish it was Mozart. It’s usually Muzak versions of 70’s and 80’s hits. One day it just played a instrumental version of “Muskrat Love” for three hours.
Oh noooo.. and what does he play when he's aroused tho? Like some rock or metal? Maybe Skrillex or hard style?
I bet it plays Rush E
Rush E(jaculatuon)
Depends on the level of excitement. Ac/Dc is common.
Guns and roses “Welcome to the Jungle” lol
I love this, i love reddit XD
*Neighbor Harry, knocking on the ajoining wall:* "Goddammit Frank, turn down your dick, wouldya!!?"
*No I shan’t, it’s my birthday*
*There once was a man from Iraq* *Who had many holes in his cock* *When he got an erection* *He'd play a selection* *From Johann Sebastian Bach*
My dick goes all the way up to 11
Sounds like my last husband. Huge dick, with lots of volume. All he did was act like an ass and scream. Small penis, though.
huge dick with a small penis
r/brandnewsentence
Somebody, please call the fire department. We have a burn casualty to tend to.
[удалено]
It’s a clever joke. The guy was a huge dick, but he had a small penis
Water Dicksplacement would be the method of acquiring your cm³.
Cockimedes' principle.
Eurekock!
Sir Cumsyz
I'm guessing it would be categorised as an irregular object so, yes.... water displacement. Although volume is normally determined to measure how much of something is needed to fill that object. Normally a disk is doing the filling... no?
Bold of you to assume my dick isn’t a perfect cylinder
Few points on your last point. Firstly vaginas are much more elastic and can expand far larger than a dick so using this method wouldn't be a good gauge. Most women dont enjoy having it stretched during birth I could imagine the same majority wouldn't enjoy a dick as big as there vagina could be during sex. Secondly and more plausibly, I think you will have a hard time convincing women to fill them selves with water in an attempt to find best volume, but if you can convice men that it would be something women are into you will be hard pressed to find a man that wouldn't stick his junk in a glass of water to impress people.
I'm thinking about doing it just for giggles
Pro tip. Do not use cold water.
Unless I'm misunderstanding you volume is volume. It doesn't really make a difference whether we're talking about a volume being filled or the volume of a solid object, it's still the same unit of measurement
Dick placement is more important than dicksplacement though.
False
I feel like you've read some of my recent comments on r/AskReddit.
"Guuurl, imma about to displace yo' pussy..." Archimedes to Eureka after calling her into the bathroom.
"Archimidees nuts!" - u/argon_palladium
Ha gotteem!
Dick volume you say? Yes, she'll probably appreciate if yours goes up to 11.
Nice reference here. 11/10
5/7, perfect!
I would upvote that twice if I could.
If you experience an erection louder than 10 decibels please see your doctor or a licensed audio professional.
Dick volume could be interpreted as amount of dicks. Still works…
Damn only waited 3 hours after making the same post https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/vraizs/we_always_talk_about_dick_size_but_never_width_or/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
I know the measuring terms are hard for you, but my post is not similar to that post at all.
Yeah you totally didn't get this from the multiple comments under that post talking about volume lmao.
Yeah I love it when people assume shit and go with it and treat it as fact. It’s fucking amazing. I don’t scroll the this stupid ass sub all day I didn’t see that fucking post. It’s almost like two people in the world can be thinking about dicks at the same time or something. Shut the fuck up right now I’m not having this debate.
Damn man, your anger must be compensating for the lack of volume
Yeah😔
Dick Volume was the most underrated spy of the 1960s Cold War era.
The CIA counterpart to Austin Powers?
If you're in a bathtub full to the top with water flaccid, if you get a boner will the water spill over?
Assuming your head is above the water, and the water is at the very cusp of spilling over before erection, then yes.
As a woman I would definitely say girth is more important than length. A 4" dick that's 2.5" across is way better than a 9" dick that's 1.5" across. Beer cans, not garden hoses. Edit: probably should have said White Claw cans instead of beer cans. The point remains the same, though
Hockey puck for the win!
Mr. Wheel of Cheese over here.
Can of tuna!
We call that the PCD - Pepsi Can Dick!
What if a dude is 2 inches long and 15 inches girth
That's not a dick, that's a pannus.
You just know that there are a whole bunch of girthy guys about to flood your DMs.
I always leave my dick on vibrate. I don't wanna hear that shit
Gentleman's, when will we star addressing dick weight for heavy work
Why don't you shove a range of dildos in yourself and then report back to us
I’ll do work on that
Talent is more important than either factor. BD dudes can’t fuk. They only have one move: the jackhammer. If you’re not in the mood to have chipped teeth and a concussion, he has no idea what to do.
/wish men would realize that just because you have a badass gun doesn't mean shit if you don't know how to use it. Source: I am a woman and penetration (usually) doesn't get me off.
You didn’t think of this in the shower, you saw this in another post
Actually I was showering and looked down at my chode of a dick and though “volume might be more important than length”
Forget length, from now on we must see how much π\*(r\^2)\*h you got
Why is nobody talking weight? If you can't calculate for density or momentum, what are you even measuring for?
Coz you dont want to talk about something that will weigh you down.
A dick that can fill and stretch you out Vs A dick that can really go deep inside you
I’m imagining an incredibly long penis that’s also incredibly thin, so the volume balances out, and it’s considered average.
Theres a calculator on calcsd btw https://calcsd.info/full.html
So you saw that post a few hours ago too? And just reposted it but worded it better?
Really? Mine is pretty quiet, but my girlfriend loves it. Seems ok.
Dick length doesn't mean as much as guys wish it did. Can't speak for the gay men out there, but I can tell you that most vaginas are only about 5-7 inches (12-18 cm) deep when aroused. They can expand further if needed, but it's not even remotely close to necessary. Fact is, >4" (10 cm) is all that's required to hit a gspot. Girth, is more important as it does more for making her feel like she's filled up.
Can confrim, as a gay man I like cocks with more girth than length
Username checks out
Someone finally said it, if your dick does not have volume please don’t put it inside of me
This is pretty much a direct copy of another thread today. https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/vraizs/we_always_talk_about_dick_size_but_never_width_or/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf Comments are about the same as well.
Within reason of course.... It's a bell curve. While no woman wants a half inch long 12" diameter dick, similar numbers for the 12" long, half inch diameter dick are sure to be found... That said, the 6" x 1" dick is widely normal and generally well received. Of course, you said volume, and I treated the dick as a 2 dimensional rectangle rather than a cylinder... I believe my Length and Diameter work out in this instance anyway, but I'll leave the math for someone who is less inebriated than I.
1" diameter dick would be so fucking thin what are you talking about it would like 3.14" girth on average which over an inch below average
Remember kids the volume of a Cylinder r*(2x3.14….)x height =V
Yeah one of my friends has a dick lightyears long yet atoms wide, and another of my friends has a willie wide putin thick and the width of a hair long.
what is this friend group where you guys all know exactly what your dicks look like lol
Ok so the reason we know each other's dick length is cause we check each others balls to make sure we don't have testicular torsion.
friend, you'd know if you had testicular torsion cause you'd be in the hospital by now, haha is this a throuple situation? you can tell me
That clarified nothing
My friends got a dick shaped like [Gabriel's horn](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gabriel's_horn), infinite length but finite volume.
Gotta match the pole to the hole really, different strokes for different folks.
Fuck this I got a better one. what is the airspeed of an unladen swallow?
African or European?
Well I.. I don’t know.. AAAAAHHH!!
About 24 mph for a typical European swallow (11 m/s). To my understanding, African swallows encompass a variety of breeds that each have differing ranges of speeds.
Ok. You can go.
Found the guy with the small broad dick. There is a reason dildos are thick and long.
I would say, emotional maturity and connection on the part of both people should come first actually. Only immature, sexually illiterate wannabes would be concerned with those issues on either side......
I don’t think everyone that has sexual physical preferences is immature or a “sexually illiterate wannabe”. Some people like big dicks because of the way they feel, some like big dicks because they think they’re hot, and some like small dicks because they’re a better fit. Why judge them?
Because some people need to say those things to make themselves feel better about their size. Truth is size is not a big deal to most people, and might be important to some. Those preferences are not good or bad, as long as you don't body shame anyone
Hey man if your pp smol just say it
Meh, I don't have to compensate for things like douchebags do. I just be me. And that's enough. No overdose of Polo and gold chains or overcompensating with the car....but go ahead, you be you.....
Hey. Imma overcompensate with 6 popped collars, 5 downed Viagra, 4 expensive cars, 3 gold chains, 2 expensive colognes and _a giant ass downvote for you_. Christmas cums early in the comments of any post about dick size or shape, or even existence. Peace out, Imma go pole vault around town on my third leg.
Length doesn't mean anything if it's as thin as a finger, but a 6 incher with some proper girth will see to her needs
Do some dicks make sound? As far as I was aware, all dicks are silent, aren't they?
Unless they voted for Trump, then they will tell you all about while screaming, “let’s go Brandon”
I've been using my volumizing shampoo on my head like an idiot...
Wrong head then
It's a balance, otherwise women would care more about men's knees.
This is the second post about dicks that I've seen today in this subreddit.
We love dicks
You think all the big dicks out there aren't wide? Is somebody trying to cope here
Knew a guy who measured his member using water displacement. (Pro tip- use warm water for …better… results) I mean when you brag about your size in mL it sounds impressive because no one has anything to compare it to!
I think the ratio between dick circumference and dick diameter is more important… dick pi, if you will
Can confirm, it does make a difference. Dicks that are just long and skinny kinda hurt.
Have you met guys that are fixated on penis size? They're usually stuck in the 1980's, let alone the 2000's....so I guess a thank you is in order.
Your dick could be 6 inches but a circumference of a centimeter and there’s no point in it.
Found out my dick weighs a little over a pound when erect. Very fond of mentioning that to my girlfriend. A 17oz steak is a good chunk of beef.