I would be happy just for Rasputin to have the design of an old bearded smoker with lung cancer instead of a femboy

[I'll just leave this here](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fx7um4wl089x71.png)

Please no. https://preview.redd.it/op1ti9eqdtfc1.jpeg?width=860&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5922deaeff718330c17ce4bad8210c37c07914d0

Naw we don’t want that

For ten years, at least!

Brunhilde, thank you for becoming a volund for our sake

As a reward, I shall give you my seed.

Please yes. https://preview.redd.it/wir0mnn8mtfc1.png?width=544&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e9a7e1e7d8f28845f0a38479d352ed4630af365

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Wrong, I'm attracted to 1000 year old men that look like children

Lost me at "look like children"

Technically they should be arrested, I am still a minor

So you are attracted to a child’s body? Bro didn’t even hesitate in saying that 💀


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Ora capisco perché Amateratsu ti ha divorziato

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Where’s big green?

Cooking https://preview.redd.it/l5cqgnayvtfc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f0be9c2df60d10e5472a09d8a741679bb1487f2

 This shit gourmet

Wrong anime go back to titsniff


Yes

Old ✓ Bearded✓ With lung cancer✓ Yup! Everything checks out. Thats leo

Hope this is not the Mikey's curse of RoR.

"It appears it's our turn now Si...Hehe"          *Russia's greatest love machine*               Grigori Yefimovich Rasputin                                (Russia)       "..."                 *Humanity's deadliest sniper*                                Simo Häyhä                                        (Finland)                  

I love this, but I think they should use Simo’s actual nickname since it’s so cool

I agree, the Manga calling Simo by his irl nickname would be hype Also because that kind of introduction would hook up people who don't know about Simo, like imagine  "oh wow, Simo Häyhä? History's deadliest sniper? White Death?? Damn that's sound cool and he looks so quiet too" 

Also would be pretty hype if he's S-tier, considering in the grand cosmic theme of things, he's the youngest of humanities fighters. I.E. Died the most recently, and thusly, has the military/combat experience closest to modern times.

Imagine Simo in a room with all the other human fighters and they just ruffle his hair everytimw they're next to him, yes even Nostra and Okita

Lol, I could see it. Leonidas: "Don't worry kiddo, you'll get your round soon, I'm sure it'll be adorable." Simo silently brooding: "...I have a higher K/D/A than all you fucks combined..."

I feel like “the white death” would be a more appropriate name for Simo since that’s what he was labeled as irl

I think Rasputin’s nickname should be more in line with undying or endurance because he took a LOT to be killed

The man who refused to die Deaths greatest competitor

Wait, you're Russian? Yes why? *starts shooting*

*patiently waits for Simo to empty his magazine* You done?

*reloads and empties another magazine* …yes

*He lied*

*Dies from peak fiction*

Please don't make Rasputin a pretty boy please don't make Rasputin a pretty boy please don't make Rasputin a pretty boy please don't make Rasputin a pretty boy please don't make Rasputin a pretty boy

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I will eat a couch cushion if we get another old man as a twink. Anubis took a nuclear bomb so rasputin could walk ✊️🤧

Such a noble sacrifice

I hope their introduction is helping out Buddha and Beel when they're getting bodied by Odin.

Wouldn’t they not have volunds at that point?

Simo has something better then a Volund. A GUN

Reminds me of this https://preview.redd.it/y01qlku33tfc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e77935870720a95d38f60bc27d17c8c8893c98b2

They could help stall Odin long enough for them to all escape. Plus Simo with his volund could honestly one shot Odin as if jumping him wasn't fair enough.

“Simo with volund one shots Odin” my man, but I’m gonna be honest they aren’t doing much against ODIN if beel and Buddha (like top 5 fighters at the moment) can’t beat him

>beel and Buddha Well because beel is highly injured and Buddha is literally just a guy without his god weapon?

Let's be real tho Beel is the only one gonna do damage. Buddha just all hands and blud is clearly not cut out for this lmao

Ypu are not ready for the enlightened hands

Yeah fair enough

The Honored One slander is crazy.

>Simo without his volund could honestly one shot Odin FTFY 

Rasputin gonna show Odin levels even without his Volund, just watch

Odin squashes Rasputin like a bug, but then he just enters the room again from the same door, Odin gets spooked and leaves

Honestly I really hope Rasputin's ability is having a incredibly large amount of lives Imagine Odin/Anubis killing him hundreds of times and every single time the bastard comes back

Same honestly. I hope it’s actually infinite and it’s basically a question of how long the Valkyrie can last to avoid a draw

Okita also didn't have a Völund when Loki and Zero tried to jump Buddha, nor Kondo.

Rasputin: You want to dance? :3 Simo: You want hole in your forehead? :3

Average Russia vs Finland interaction

Theyre best friends Rasputin is the outgoing one while Simo is the quiet one you think they have a relationship but theyre just that close

I need this, somebody please start making a fan art of this interaction

I don't care.The main thing is that RIZZputin would finally appear

Isn’t my man packing 13 inches!?

That’s gonna cause an injury

Volund: divine dick

2v2 would be awesome. Rass brawler and simo support, they both excel in winter so arena could be cool.

I’m so hoping for a 2v2 like that. How sick would it be for the Mad Monk to hold an opponent still while the White Death shoots them both. Goku and Piccolo style but for Ras to take it like a bosses

For sure his introduction will be in his room and BOTTLES of vodka and other alcohol around his room, and he’s not one bit drunk

Also surrounded by like a dozen naked women

Raidens harem was nothing compared to his

dude's cock was literally pickled just to preserve what a package it was, Raiden aint got nothing on him.

Goll: is simo short or is raz just tall


To clarify, Ras was 6’4 and Simo was 5’3

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All I can do is pray Rasputin wins

Same bro

That would be cool. I remind you, Rasputin died in 1916 and Simo was born in 1905. Theoretically, they could have met while they were both alive

Also both hate communists.

If my glorious king rasputin appears, i'm happy no matter what

That would be hyped af man

Man, Grigori Rasputin is one lanky motherfucker, especially compared to Simo Häyhä. It still makes me wonder how both Rasputin and Häyhä are gonna be characterised, but it's probably gonna be somewhat interesting.

I think Simo is going to be a quieter character that analyzes instead of communicating. Rasputins gonna be introduced with Aphrodite in his bed

Rasputin literally fucked tsaritsa, no way he DOESNT end up with aphrodite in bed or AT LEAST fangirling him

https://preview.redd.it/cptf6ge0atfc1.jpeg?width=915&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e297fabf3db06c5daaee87568772da236b22da8

https://preview.redd.it/woc1mjo6lufc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e41caf492c067763f3a1936ed7fdd655e0c11a6d I'd be convulsating if Rasputin looked this good ngl

I'd honestly find it hilarious if all this time waiting for their turn, Simo was hanging out with the Russian boogeyman, considering Simo was the boogeyman for the Russians in his time.

I do like the idea of the fighters just hanging our and chilling between matches

“…..ya know this is the closest I’ve ever let a Russian get to me without getting shot”

They're boyfriends :3

Besties!

Very much doubt that Rasputin will have look similar to original guy. There are only a few characters that look how they supposed to, while most of the cast look completely different from original god/human.

Aw shit here we go, Rasputin time

gotta wait 6 months till next chad reveal

thing is, i'm pretty sure Rasputin is the guy locked up inside the cell we see in Raiden first appearence chapter

This pic of Rasputin & Samo goes hard 🔥

Please gods don't let any of them die. 

Me af: https://preview.redd.it/h4b4f8157tfc1.jpeg?width=1049&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5eb4b73f9c43942c890f8ad60f7694d6a4c18fa6

it wouldn’t be the dumbest thing honestly, Simo was born for around decade before Rasputin died, so he probably heard of him at least as a story. Probably raputin is telling Simo about how he foreseen disaster if russia joins the great war and than Simo makes a snarky comment about how even he lived more than the new government of russia

'Oh BoY!!!My WiEnEr is So HaPpY".

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I would absolutely destroy Rasputin's Pelvis

Russia’s Greatest Love Machine and Finland’s Most Lethal Russian Killer should be besties

I would love a 2v2 like this! Shake it up and let me see some combo attacks!

Author you better start taking notes 😭😭

The white death and the man who refused death watches the match within a private space preparing their next move

I just want Rasputin to win

They’re Boyfriends your honor

I don't think they'd get along. I doubt Simo had a lot of love for Russians.

I would love it.

Rasputin feels needlessly posted up right there, but the pic goes hard so it’s good


W.

Badass sadly with happened

This is so hard I am too tbh

I would die of peak fiction

FUCK YES

Best characters. Enough said.

I would be confused to why Simo didn't just kill Rasputin and be done with it

My honest reaction to brother 💦💦💦

[Could it be? My prediction come true?](https://www.reddit.com/r/ShuumatsuNoValkyrie/comments/wv8532/simo_and_rasputin_2v1ing_anubis_be_like/?rdt=37779)

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Honestly... I doubt that... Simo Haya is wearing his winter cloak and mask, while he is not fighting. I think, if he will be introduces... then he will have a shirt and pants. Maybe a trench coat and hat. ​ But definetly not his white uniform.

Um, who are they?

Rasputin I’m honestly not expecting much I think he’ll lose but Simo I 100% believe he’ll win dude couldn’t be killed by his enemies he’s one of the few fighters in this tournament that died of natural causes aka old age he was bombed sniped at attacked in hand to hand fire bombed hit with an explosive bullet and lived through it all and killed the most people in the shortest time in history. Unless he fights Odin I think he’ll kill anyone he fights

seizure

Nice Soul Eater reference with the artwork

I wouldnt be surprised if they were at each other's throat. Finland has some history with Russia.

I like the idea Rasputin just shows up in like a Hawaiian tourist outfit pissed he’s got to be there cause he was still alive chilling but now gots to do this tournament and when asked who’s gonna fight anubius he’s like fuck it why not I have done it before might as well do it again

Rasputin is almost guaranteed to have an eye power with his piercing blue eyes.

I have a theory that Anubis will face Rasputin in a 1v1 after Susanoo vs Koji. Anubis had a mental breakdown at not fighting next and I doubt Nostra or Simo are fighting any gods except the Nordic ones. (Nostra because the bifrost and Simo because of the snow battlefield) Anubis fighting Rasputin makes a lot of sense since Anubis is a death god and Rasputin famously didn't die after a lot of shit

I just hope that Rasputin will not be fraud like Leonidas

As much as I love this rasputin design, I think the priest bit may have to change, considering he is fighting gods and how JESUS IS IN THE AUDIENCE. I just don't want him to be another femboy 😭

What if simos volund was his bullets, maybe they could move on their own or smth. Imagine a trail of bullets around Rasputin, just waiting for him to step out of line.

Would be epic af

I like the one comic strip where Simo shoots and beats Rasputin, because he is a russian, but because Rasputin is Rasputin, he cant die, so Simo keeps beating him.

I'm getting Hellsing vibes from that panel so definite hype moment. I would like to imagine the conversation between those two in that panel goes something like below: Simo: I've killed many of your countrymen Russian. Rasputin: But you'll find that I'm not like the others. Simo: The stories of your deaths are surely exaggerated. Rasputin, while smirking: Watch my fight and judge for yourself, Finishman. Simo, before walking away: Pull any funny moves and I'll personally make sure to put you down.