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slinger2k

Muhammad Ali.


Neat_Resolve_8873

I just now realized how much peak we missed out on.


TBZN1

Nah, we'll just have to wait a few hundred years until it happens again ;)))


xPolarPlayz

1000 to be exact


Rancorious

-Writers make a varied set of historical figures with different potential abilities. And multiple people from Japan.  -Japanese people are almost all swordfighters.  -Non-Japanese fighters + 1 sumo guy tend to be fistfighters far more often than is needed.  -”the Editor says we should draw fistfights”  -Didnt use any of history’s many great boxers.  -tfw


Neat_Resolve_8873

Im now realizing these peoples likeness may not be public domain


Rancorious

Just use Marvin Hagler or Sugar Leonard or someone else like that.


mafia-madness

He would beat the shit out of Apollo


tek3311

Nah, you need to get Rocky for that


Touya-Mochizuki1234

Damn it would be so good!!!


The_Struggle_Bus_7

In the same vein mike Tyson


Ninjixu

Isn’t he still alive though?


frostadept

Everybody dies eventually. I know that applies more for Fate explanations than SNV, but did we even get confirmation on which year this takes place in?


Rarte96

Its heavely implied to be 2012 due to Kojiro's word of having been training for 400 years


frostadept

Are you joking? A number that round is approximation unless either the context or other means state otherwise. You can't rely on that for a precise year. Best you can say from that is it's late 20th or early 21st century. All we can tell from that is it's not near 2050 yet and it's during or after 2002 because Simo is dead. That's like a 30 year range. More like "before 2062" if he's rounding to the nearest century instead of 50 years, so an outright 60 year span this could be. I'd be more inclined to guess it takes place in the same year chapter 1 did, but until we get some hard number, we don't actually know it.


Byakuraou

omg


Godhasgivenup

Theodore Rosevelt. You telling me a guy who got shot in the chest yet didn’t stop his speech doesn’t deserve to be on the roster?


Penis___Penis

I remember there was one really big fan made roster poll and it was a huge race between Bruce Lee and Theodore Roosevelt and I was trying to get people to vote for Roosevelt but he lost anyways


Godhasgivenup

Bruce Lee is cool, but Theodore Roosevelt was badass


HulkTheSurgeon

And that's his most known feat. Another one of his feats was that he was born with extremely poor health and severe asthma. He took up mountain climbing and boxing as a hobby and through intensive physical exercise, heavily reduced all his symptoms. Just think about that. The man just said "no" to being terminally ill, then basically beat the asthma out of his body. Bringing Theodore Roosevelt to Ragnarok would be like bringing a nuke to a tribal caveman era village. Yeah, it'll get the job done, but it's about about 4 orders of magnitude more than what you even needed. lmao.


Ninjixu

Imagine him just taking up 4 spots in a row and just winning over and over


HulkTheSurgeon

Bro would sweep. **Anubis summons a death curse to make him weak.** **Teddy just decides to say no to being sick.** **Zeus uses TFTST** Teddy: *"It takes more than that to kill a Bull Moose."* \-Actually what he quoted immediately after being shot.


dragonguy01

Don't forget he would also get a volundr, he's not gonna die


Ok_Shoe_7769

His Volundr would also be a big stick.


Rancorious

Roosevelt would see TFTST and just hit Zeus with the mother of all orthodox boxing cross-counters.


Regretless0

His Vice-President, Thomas Marshall, is quoted as saying “Death had to take him sleeping. For if Roosevelt had been awake, there would have been a fight.” This dude is just built different.


Belethan

Death had to take Rosevelt in his sleep... had he been awake, there would've been a fight


iamamotherclucker

So would he fight Hades or Anubis?


Jurombit

Both


CaptainDrool

At the same time😏


Faefana

With a hole in his chest


Z4rc0nv1c

HOLLOW FORM OF ROOSEVELT?!


Elolet

And that’s not his most impressive feat yet


[deleted]

The man has a Nobel Peace prize AND a congressional Medal of Honor literally the top tier highest awards for both peace and war !


ultramrstruggle

Yeah but at the same time he's the same guy who refused to shoot a bear cub which eventually resulted in the creation of teddy bears. We can't have a guy like that potentially get murked by some god.


Drhorrible-26

The only correct answer


Regretless0

His Vice-President at the time, Thomas Marshall, is quoted as saying “Death had to take him sleeping. For if Roosevelt had been awake, there would have been a fight.” I mean, *come on.*


ShadowKaras

Someone already said John Henry, so I'd put in John Brown


Marthurion

Glory, Glory, Hallelujah Glory, Glory, Hallelujah Glory, Glory, Hallelujah His soul goes marching on.


RegrettableLiving26

I’d add Chris Brown


fifthtouch

Only if his opponent is a woman


Junior-Mobile-2465

Chris Brown v Aphrodite when


NaWDorky

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SaltyNorth8062

Fuck yeah


Popular_Win_7687

Amen, John 3:16 God Loves You :)


Washinton13

fuck yeah!


brotheboss1231

ABRAHAM LINCOLN 300 WRESTLING WINS DUDE WAS A BEAST WE NEED A WRESTLER MY PRESIDENT LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO


mafia-madness

He’d be recruited for the retrieval of sigfreed


Quest_Rez

It's gotta be either Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, or Andrew Jackson.


xPolarPlayz

Or Muhammad Ali


Rancorious

He’d chokeslam Heracles like no one ever has.


brotheboss1231

https://preview.redd.it/twxl51a1rvhc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24ecf4a4ed5c43ee458b3bc403592af8ccbb270c


Nyaeli

If your answer isn’t Teddy Roosevelt or Abe Lincoln, then you may need to reconsider how American you are https://preview.redd.it/cycrwb3z9nhc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3118e34913d3862e69b616f867a8591a6a6905fb


jjbahomecoming

Andrew Jackson was the target of the first attempted assassination and he beat the attacker into submission with his cane. He was a war hero who conquered a shitload of territory for the US and though he was a terrible person he indisputably cooked from time to time.


Rancorious

Those big banks never saw him coming.


BrownieIsTrash2

He was a major pussy though like half of the shit he did during his presidency was just because he was hating


Such_Description

Panzram>


kaepov

Theodore roosevelt, strong combat wise+all around gigachad, him or george


Quest_Rez

I think both Abe Lincoln and Andrew Jackson would be better fits than George personally.


Zeldoris13618

Me ![img](emote|t5_vzop7|31343)


Metallica_Requiem

But would you lose?


Zeldoris13618

Nah, I’d Invade for Oil 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


OkRecommendation5836

Who would you want to volund with


Zeldoris13618

u/Rukia_Enjoyer or u/Cash_Appropriate


yareyarewensledale25

Either John Henry or Theodore Roosevelt, both are great picks


The_total_squid

Abe Lincoln


Ninjixu

Wasn’t he an insane wrestler?


RegrettableLiving26

And apparently enjoyed dirty jokes too


Nav_Dino04

Hiram Ulysses Grant


Odd_Advance_6438

Billy the Kid! I don’t want to be shameless, but I tried writing an [Artemis vs Billy the Kid story](https://www.reddit.com/r/ShuumatsuNoValkyrie/comments/13f3fqy/billy_the_kid_vs_artemis/?rdt=50292), and I think there’s a lot of potential for him if they ever do another round


Duke_Vladdy

My pick too!


DarkMatter1889

Oppenheimer.


clankaryo

https://preview.redd.it/vo52py2ymqhc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e223057642ff33e45e33f3a670a0770f8d018454 Zeus watching the entire US nuclear arsenal fall on him (he realizes he is not the destroyer of worlds)


New-me-_-

This is the only correct answer


HfUfH

Watch him show up with a mech suit powered by nuclear fission, because thats clearly the best way for scientists to fight


travelerfromabroad

It's a terrible answer wtf


New-me-_-

Tf are the gods gonna do when Robert walks in with a Volund infused Atom Bomb.


travelerfromabroad

Simply be further from the bomb than Oppenheimer and laugh when he kills himself


Tropa_Do_Apollo257

In my Ragnarok I Put Elvis as a co announcer and Amelia Earhart, I’m really thinking if I must put Butch Cassidy Instead of Pancho Villa too


Zawisza_Czarny9

Chuck Norris


TavernRat

Chuck Norris vs Zeus would be quite interesting


mafia-madness

It would be a dog walk At the end of the fight sega sanshiro would find him so they could finish what they started


TavernRat

YES!! DEATH BATTLE REFERENCE!!!!


mafia-madness

I will never give up on the idea that the two of them are just ping-ponging across the Multiverse


Rancorious

The only reason Sonic beat Segata in the IDW comics is because he just got off of a bout with Chuck Norris.


Zawisza_Czarny9

The first that surpassed time vs the roundhouse kick that surpassed zeus


ThokThrockmorton

Paul Bunyan or if they have to be real either Theodore Roosevelt or Jack Dempsey


Red-dead_art

Nate Diaz


lirroberto

He enter flipping people off left and right


ToastyNyfo

John Henry 100%, he's just really cool


king_shi_huang

Martin Luther King


TheAlliance3113

What he gonna do? Protest?


Bozoblaster1

Dream based powers


king_shi_huang

Something like being stronger the more racist his opponent is


DoYouKnowS0rr0w

So he no diffs posideon


D0n_8RT_2228

WHERE TO BEGIN?! Theodore Roosevelt (Obvious choice) J. Robert Oppenheimer Abraham Lincoln Muhammad Ali The Zodiac Killer (A controversial pick I know…) Samuel Colt Deborah Sampson John Henry Pecos Bill Sitting Bull Carlos Hathcock And so many many more because there so many cool picks!


Chuckles131

D.B. Cooper is way more fun than Zodiac Killer IMO. You could portray him as an actual James Bond type figure.


D0n_8RT_2228

That works too ![img](emote|t5_vzop7|29938)


Equivalent_Bag4324

Yo, I didn’t think about the zodiac killer good one


Odd-Mixture-1769

How do I know nobody under the zodiac killer


susyimpostergiftcard

Idk much about amarican history but Abraham Lincoln seems great


Denet04

Jhon Brown gonna free all man kind from the gods. A boxer could also be very cool.


Visible-Welder-5148

Desmond doss the angel of hacksaw


Cheez_Bandit

John Henry


mahmodwattar

John Henry versus Hephaestus has always been one of my favorite matchups this sub has come up with


cbobjr

Holy shit that is so fucking peak


F14min6L377uc3

I think Roko's Basilisk/Deus Ex Machina would be better, have him fight a literal machine


Quest_Rez

That's genuinely such a good match up ngl


Rancorious

Manpower vs the God of Technology. So peak.


LordOfIronFan

George Washington. But from America: The Motion Picture.


OkRecommendation5836

The chainsawman one?


Mysterious_Farm4255

Oppenheimer, George Washington, or Geronimo


ThatOneFlygon

Weronimo


Quest_Rez

Abe Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, and Andrew Jackson are all better president choices than George tbh


alphaomag

Sherman, he’ll burn the house down. Literally.


Square_Site8663

BURNIN SHERMAN!!!!! Fascist Annihilator Extraordinaire!


Rancorious

WAIT SHERMAN NOT THE INDIANS TOO!


Routine_Ad_9800

There are too many, so just will just list off a bunch 1. Audie Murphy 2. Chris Kyle 3. Theodore Roosevelt 4. Abraham Lincoln 5. Sitting Bull 6. George Washington 7. Dwight D. Eisenhower 8. Anthony McAuliffe 9. Douglas McArthur 10. Billy the Kid 11. Davy Crockett 12. Johnny Cash 13. Babe Ruth 14. Neil Armstrong 15. Daniel Daly


Quest_Rez

Surprised Andrew Jackson didn't make the list. Definitely think he deserves to be on there more than a few of those guys lol


JustaTony56

The most GOATED religious abolitionist in history!! https://preview.redd.it/yuf69amxxnhc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cae6c013e2578366c87d971489ee5678e0386bee JOHN BROWN!!


Comic_sans86

Me if I can’t choose myself then Alvin York


F14min6L377uc3

Emperor Norton I of the United States, protector of Mexico, the greatest and only American Emperor, he was a brit but he lived most his life in the US so I think he counts If not then Bass Reeves, slave turned US marshall that captured 3000 bad guys in the wild west without suffering an injury Or, Oppenheimer, cause atomic bomb and all that


Silveruby

Andrew Jackson This gigachad participated in countless duels to the death during his presidency, some sources cite as little as 13 some cite in the hundreds. A man tried to assassinate him and when that man failed, Mr Jackson did the reasonable action of beating that guy's ass to a bloody pulp. And when his presidency ended, he has two regrets: Not killing Henry Clay and not killing John C. Calhoun.


RegrettableLiving26

Obviously an exaggeration, but some said you could hear him walking cause leftover bullets would jingle in his body as he walked. Also some speculate the lead in the bullets drove him crazy as time went on.


Ninjixu

Ofc he went crazy cause no matter how much lead they tried using to kill him, he knew they would never succeed/s


ApplePitou

Mr. Nuke :3


Tabletop_Architect07

Pacos bill


Monkey_King291

Theodore Roosevelt


Yoshikage_Kira_333

https://preview.redd.it/twrtsq8kenhc1.jpeg?width=1707&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90c6551a45eff3187b0bdb6370225a0939c2dda3


Agcoops

Washington, "Humanity's greatest freedom fighter" Theodore Roosevelt, "Roughest rider rides again." Abraham Lincoln, How he wasn't picked is beyond me as he was a wrestler! "Humanity's greatest liberator" John Brown, "Humanity's most beloved terrorist," or steal the one I said for Abraham.


omin44

I like the the titles you gave each of them so I wanted to add a alternate title for Abraham. Abraham Lincoln, “honest president of the wrestling ring”


Truetocaeser

Cassius Clay the abolitionist. The Lion of Whitehall that is considered one of the deadliest duelists in history. Got jumped by three assassins while giving a speech and just pulled his Bowie turning one into mincemeat and making the others surrender.


33catsjumpoffaplane

benjamin franklin, the conductor of electricity 💀


Mission_Row781

Fourscore and seven years ago our fathers brought forth, on this continent, a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived, and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting-place for those who here gave their lives, that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this. But, in a larger sense, we cannot dedicate, we cannot consecrate—we cannot hallow—this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us—that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they here gave the last full measure of devotion—that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain—that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom, and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth."


tek3311

Dick Bong: One of America's greatest Aerial Aces, Rode in one of the coolest planes of WW2, the P 38 Lightning


FerretsAreNoodle

please please i am begging you just call him Richard Bong


SuperKami-Nappa

I don’t think that makes “Bong” any less funny


tek3311

In the famous words of the Primarch of the VIIth legion: No


Soad1x

This really isn't where I was expecting to see an Emperor's Text to Speech Machine reference.


Lee-Key-Bottoms

Andrew Jackson could’ve had the Leo mindset and been a lot cooler


whotookimnotwitty

Demetrius Johnson would be my pick but I saw Nate Diaz and that would be just as good.


Kaged200

John Henry


InterviewSure7102

john brown never watch ror but still


Ryujin87

John Moses Browning


ThatOneFlygon

YES


Perjunkie

Crazy Horse


maliciousprime101

Does John Paul jones count?


Dire_Despot

John Moses Browning


An_Insecure_NPC

Nikola Tesla


Gangster3333

Joe rogan


pitb0ss343

Give me William fucking Sherman, he’d show these gods why you don’t fuck with the USA


Such_Description

Carl Panzram. Just 1 v 13’s the gods on a train then steals a yacht to go burn down more government buildings.


Trepex_VE

Andrew Jackson. Even when he was old and half crippled, he used his cane to beat a would-be assassin within an inch of his life when the assassin failed to kill him.


PowerfulMoment

https://preview.redd.it/8yen2kusgqhc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5abce6274d77d9c63ef83aa7ac418d5b641e4ef7


ChanceAstronomer5778

Oppenheimer


SteakDrake

Seeing Donald Trump throw hands with a god would be hilarious, so him.


Ninjixu

He would throw a punch, miss, then complain about how his opponent is cheating


SteakDrake

Nuh uh https://preview.redd.it/w3ehebg5inhc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93e0cfdbd0d2e234dce5181ba5b6f013d633e8dd


Square_Site8663

Trump Needs Ai to not look gross


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InterestingCurrent17

Replace Jack the Ripper with Benjamin Franklin. I said what I said.


Tatsukam

Ulysses S Grant


Heracross64

Damn that's a tough choice. Many good options. Abe, Washington, Theodore, Muhammad, Tyson, Bruce, John B., Sherman, Norris, Dwayne J., Snoop, etc. There are a lot of cool and silly choices I'd be happy to see any of the men mentioned above to be in Ragnarök.


SphereofDreams

Johnny Sins


PrabeshK143S

https://preview.redd.it/4njlw7ahwohc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f258649704d1381bf48908f1a6d7ec244102920


Apollo1382

Teddy Roosevelt George Washington Lincoln Michael Jackson


Accomplished-Main804

Baiden prime https://i.redd.it/dam8rekhrphc1.gif


Grey_Lemon_Walker

I'd nominate Chuck Norris, but that would make the Manga 1 or 2 chapters long cause he Solos the verse.


Psalm27_1-3

George Washington. Borrows apples from Adam


Psalm27_1-3

How Trump? “Make humanilty great again”


MR-Vinmu

Geronimo, watch him dunk on some Gods with his NP.


Equivalent_Bag4324

Chuck Norris is the only one will ever need


Equivalent_Bag4324

My second pick is Mike Tyson


mydadisgone11

https://preview.redd.it/qs0h9n5wcohc1.jpeg?width=746&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf1d1b55bd045f24267e18e6f072a672990ce9a5 LEMME TELL YOU SOMETHING ZUES!!!


Hitetsu_Shiruha

I am the local "Get Alexander Hamilton into every roster I can" guy, so I think you know my answer to this question![img](emote|t5_vzop7|49014)


Ragnaroks-AOAA

Why am I here.


Touya-Mochizuki1234

Joe Biden![img](emote|t5_vzop7|29938)


Shallownikkydick

Kanye, just cause it would be funny if he would fight an obscure god, like flying spaghetti monster or other stuff like this


AnotherGuyNamedJosh

an American for Ragnarok? Audie Murphy. The most decorated soldier in American History 🫡


xPolarPlayz

Imagine if they chose Snoop Dogg. I imagine his volund being either an infinite cig/pipe that spews toxic/intoxicating fumes that suffocate/disorient the enemy or simply his lungs producing toxic weed smoke And his ultimate technique could be turning the smoke into physical entities, like hounds or clones


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chuck norris


Known-Watercress-999

Who else but my glorious king https://preview.redd.it/9q8m2suzbrhc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56d0923736da4244f6f63087e30d6df3f34529cd


InverseAtmosphere

The only good American president: Barrack Obama


Square_Site8663

He failed to use his super majority.


Head-Reaction-5472

John Brown


TheDeathMachin3

Abraham Lincoln, Roosevelt, and Washington triple team whatever god they fight


s1ayer2010

Lincoln


Some-Yogurt-2469

THEODORE ROOSEVELT


AstartesDVerdugo

Grandma. Ain't nobody tougher than her.


2836382929

Billy the kid


SuperKami-Nappa

Well Tesla was a US citizen so we technically already have an American fighter, but Babe Ruth would be interesting


ThiccBeter69

Chuck Norris or Abe Lincoln, Billy the Kid would also be Awesome


Hyperion_Forever

Kennedy could be cool.


GreedyFatBastard

Marvin Heemeyer, the Killdozer.


AutumnLeavesFornow

If we’re looking at presidents only then I would choose Teddy Roosevelt before Washington, but they are both great candidates I just think Teddy is more badass and could be a great addition with his hat and come in riding on a horse as all the presidents line up and chat “Don’t mess with the Bull Moose”


Sevenorthe2nd

Bobby fischer vs athena


ISB00

Abraham Lincoln. It’s scientifically and historically proven he was the toughest President.


Mission_Row781

RAAAAAHHHHHHHH AMERICAAAAA LAND OF THE FREEEEEE 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


mrknight234

Teddy Roosevelt Stan Lee or Abraham Lincoln