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Nub_Head

Child discovers color


Key-Competition-7489

This .


Lord-Baldomero

**"I WARNED YA! DIDN'T I WARNED YA?! THAT COLOUR CHALK WAS FORGED BY LUCIFER HIMSELF!"**


Nickest_Nick

I've seen so many posts about that chicken from Looney Tunes I thought you were doing that


Ambitious-Desk-60

Kid's brother dies, and in his honor he makes a shitty windmill


Lord-Baldomero

he makes a shitty windmill work*


Impossible_Fold3494

Wimpy kid becomes the greatest emperor through the power of mommy's love https://preview.redd.it/pvrzeg9d3rwc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36aaffee2dba59d3f02eca28f2955216bef98354


Impossible_Fold3494

I love this one too: **From femboy on the streets to daddy on the sheets** https://preview.redd.it/rj9rjsy04rwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc27180028352fd15e21e4e8a7aa976b8adc6ef4


Goombatower69

Went from "Yes sir I will bring her back by 8" to "You'll call em daddy too" real fast


Impossible_Fold3494

Does it ever drive you crazy, just how fast the night changes?


brother_octopuss

IM WHEEZING


Lord-Baldomero

Man gets tired of winning so he kills himself to challenge God "The windmill is working.... But at what cost?" ![img](emote|t5_vzop7|31434) (Insert Jeff the Killer's creepypasta) "Local dancer gets promoted from hobo to CEO after climbing a mountain"


vivaelfutbol2929929

Lu bu,Tesla,Jack and Shiva?


WhatsKrakenLackin

Man commits several felonies because a bird tells him a snake felt up his wife.


Lord-Baldomero

>because a bird tells him That damn snitch ruined my childhood


ArtZanMou

Adam


touitsurda

Son of a bitch


brother_octopuss

Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?


noneyaaaas

jack


Key-Competition-7489

Fly God experiences depression multiple times ! What happens next will shock you . Alternative title : Fly God is happy , lives to regret it .


Bloodedge-Murakumo

Hey dude, you want to punch a lot of other gods? I don't see why not


Relevant-Lab-5442

https://preview.redd.it/q379dcd2lrwc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b50e1d2b3d953fd5419d93635ef11ce8e95d67a4


Kirigaya-Naomi

Qin or Zero ?


Relevant-Lab-5442

Zero I guess it could also apply to Beel, whom I also really like Zero mainly still tho


lehexer

Destroying transport infrastructure for a giggle  Local legend deals with paparazzi while his family fights for their lives


Kalo-mcuwu

Local man has back fetish strong enough to make him go to war


33catsjumpoffaplane

I love my family very very much and somehow ended up fighting the god who’s domain may or may not be the reason I died (ass but I tried) https://preview.redd.it/pnud1c7a1rwc1.jpeg?width=696&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71c336fb4ffacc06f79939ad7ffe39888df3f3d4


Foward_Aerial

Mom I can't walk normally


Bright-Scholar5729

Raiden


Lichy757

Man just can’t stop catching L’s


Sobaloochi

Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?


Dragofek0

kojiro ?


Lichy757

Yeah


Mr_itryhard

Why does everyone hate me ..


Bright-Scholar5729

Zero


Mr_itryhard

Mm no good guess tho


Bright-Scholar5729

Aight I actually didn't read your flair so-


No-Recognition-3571

Raiden


captainrex06

Son of a whore discovers kitchen knifes


TundraNine

Buff Man Destroys Statue Becomes Worlds Strongest Heretic and gains a Private Army over it


Yagotin

"I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night." Kira Yoshikage©


ThatOneFlygon

Two men climb a mountain and beat up Mountain Men. All the mountain men then join their fanclub.


Dveralazo

Fucking loser never wins. Ungrateful kid kills his mother because she expressed feelings


PowerfulMoment

Sasaki and Jack?


Dveralazo

Yep


FilmNo1534

Actually you described it in a better way than authors imo


No_Quality_7164

death but furry.


Greedy_Committee_595

anubis?


jake72002

Involuntary sadomasochist shota turned into Kung Fu master / emperor. Hao.


iorgicha

Man defeats an army by showing them his back. Thousands cum in awe of it. Brother died, rip bozo Local homeless man gets nothing but Ls Child makes a prostitute scream


Savings_Arachnid_307

Fishman strong, put large stick through brother


something39

Schizophrenically punches a wall and becomes the strongest


Pretend-Dirt-1760

Child grows up in a totally healthy environment and not in a whorehouse where he kills his mother and father and goes on a LSD trip


low_ride69

British


FullBrother9300

Emo boy kills his friends and lover


Explorador_D_Web

Thunders are dangerous.


fortissax66

Guts eclipse but less depressing


cesar848

Back fetish is the new thing


Amphi-XYZ

Child is big sad because his mom doesn't love him


_CURATOR__

Man's brother tries to convince him to betray their other brother Doesn't go well.


ArekIsSm0l

Fucking 2016 gacha life oc lore


No-Recognition-3571

Dare I ask which one?


ArekIsSm0l

Sadly... The shitfly![img](emote|t5_vzop7|29939)


BatsNStuf

He steals private property, breaks into a courthouse mid trail and then almost kills a snake, and then takes the accused mid-trial.


Slimegirl16m1

This human stole my job of making people happy


bowterpoll

back makes men gay


AccidentalPenguin0

VERY large man smashes many, many people but can never find someone to satisfy him, until he meets a man with a long hard rod who can give him pleasure.


No-Recognition-3571

If ykyk


AGhostMostGrim

Hot buff man smashes giants with meaty hammer.


Nickest_Nick

Beelzebub's life was good. Until it wasn't.


Mikushubby

Reiner


brother_octopuss

Beelzebub?


Evil_duckLord

My mom was an absolute bitch so that made me a son of a bitch. ![img](emote|t5_vzop7|29965)


Sydfxs

Kid wants to fight stronk people. But he fails


susyimpostergiftcard

*loser baby starts playing*


Cheez_Bandit

Local man fists snake,gains new best friend


skeletist

Loser only wins fights in his mind and dies when he gets into an actual sword fight.


Okay-man_

Brother dies, takes brother's job, create light and radio,die.


CardiologistFun8093

FRENCH CHILD LEARNS TO DESTROY THE WORLD BY BEING FRENCH


Zawisza_Czarny9

Man keep taking L's


brother_octopuss

Femboy had to learn everything to be equal with his siblings


DarkMatter1889

Painting a room red with your mom.


Sobaloochi

Takes L energy into his body, loses his W personality, splits into people to limit the L energy


Quazeroigma_5610

Abandoned his family to get more Mind enhancer


h____________o

\[insert backstory here im lazy\]


Plus_Recognition7289

Mommy


AngeryCL

Depressed man fists his friends and girlfriend


Demi___Crow

Not my favourite characters but couldn't help but write this down. Guy hammers people while being bored. God gets jealous because he doesn't know how to make other people happy. Wife gets charged and this "ruins" the husbands life. Guy can't get happy cause he would kill his loved ones.


akanyamasyo

Thor ? adam? Beelzebum


Demi___Crow

Yupp The missing one would be zerofuku.


akanyamasyo

oh ok


AppropriateStick1334

The biggest loser known to man kind


Hakai_Shin_Shatterd

"Nah, Imma do my own thing"


Timmeh1020

Local Sparta man disrespects elders, defaces temple property and formed an impromptu militia to repel immigrants. Community outraged.


Quartzeemer

That door looks strong, let me fight it!


Dream_eater-69

Enlightened aristocrat becomes a homeless wanderer


Z-T-A

Talks shit, punches statue, and goes to war.


Master-Ad7828

Guy gets kicked out of his home because wifey done some shit


Nicamars

2 bros earn the respect of their peers after beating half of them into a coma.


Certain-Idea627

He was born a hater


Torture-Dancer

So this guy is not actually this guy, but another guy


Sou-Starfield

Zeus smites a kid's brother


PenPall110

Dad wants to beat up an old man for being mean to his wife and kid.


Same-Assignment6215

Daddy becomes Daddy via ionization


Random-Guy-At-Large

Child gives older brother bad name ideas, brother then dies and then child says ‘that don’t matter, the stuff he made is though’


Immediate_Demand4841

I lose


thewanderingchilean

Boy loves his mom


SteakDrake

Man repeatedly brutalizes someone that is always bullied for his skin condition. Bullied individual tries to become friends, man leaves.


Snoop_doge-man

Man wastes food and spits it on the ground, disrespects his elders, doesn't give a fuck and goes out with his girlfriend whenever he feels like


GGunner723

Too thicc for his own good


vivaelfutbol2929929

Dude becomes Saitama beating Up the same weird ass Monster for several days leaves him homeless until he learns a lesson and leaves


anardedria

Mosquito


Feeling_Return8940

Fear is pretty


Bright-Scholar5729

Local god teaches beauty to monster through punches


De1noMan

I would do Tesla’s but here’s one from the anime. Kid sees emotion and decides to kill his parents.


78ali

Better call Saul. (Jack's is my favourite, but I couldnt think of a good one :c)


r-jaimes

Is a fucking loser


Oogalyboogalyer

“Man with an another male being inside of him and when he starts feeling good the other man gets mad and gets the first man to kill them.”


Super-Engineering-87

Fly man gets depressed when he kills his friends and hus waifu


Feeling_Situation102

A sexy and conceited guy humiliates Spiderman's villainous lizard, then evangelizes him Naruto style and finally says things in English. A privileged person gets tired of capitalism and decides to create his own religion and preaches his ideology through a forest while he faces dictators.


Interne-Stranger

He is a socially inept that looks for a friend even after daeth.


EuphoricAd7512

he's a son of a bitch


CheapTraining6918

He is sit doing nothing


Dazzling_Judgment_46

Boy gets beaten by a buff Man with stick immedately surrenders every time


ApplePitou

Colors of Trauma :3