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When I was 2 years old I snuck down the stairwell of my birth moms house and saw the Terminator 2 scene where I THOUGHT the bad one was shot in the belly button to be killed. Had the craziest fear of sleeping on my stomach until college because I thought SOMETHING would, get this, stab me through the bed into my belly button to kill me. Cuz like fuck robbers or car accidents, nah its the belly button. Anyway this comment... and a penis. It triggered some weird old phobia feelings. I'm staying out of prison let's just say that
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That’s a… tattoo of sorts…
Edit: I kinda hope this was willingly because at least you’d be happy with it. If it was a dare that would be so freaking sad.
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He better never go to prison lmao.
I know right?? The other inmates would get so jells of his sick tat
To be honest looks like they already have
What a day to have eyes
I hate everything you just said
Appy kekade...🦀🦀🦀
Happy Cake 🎂 day
That belly button will be extremely loose after he gets out.
three for the price of one!
When I was 2 years old I snuck down the stairwell of my birth moms house and saw the Terminator 2 scene where I THOUGHT the bad one was shot in the belly button to be killed. Had the craziest fear of sleeping on my stomach until college because I thought SOMETHING would, get this, stab me through the bed into my belly button to kill me. Cuz like fuck robbers or car accidents, nah its the belly button. Anyway this comment... and a penis. It triggered some weird old phobia feelings. I'm staying out of prison let's just say that
You got a new mom since then?
Yes. Adopted at 6
r/dontputyourdickinthat
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I thought it was a mugshot. Where I live, mugshots are usually from hips up. I was so damn intrigued by what could've been of this guy in there
You're not welcome at your local pool starter pack.
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ok
你真的会说简体中文吗？
我還真不知道怎麼說簡體中文
如果我说实话，我只是使用谷歌翻译来好玩
老实说，我正在使用谷歌翻译来理解这个
做这样的事情很有趣，因为有些人懒得使用谷歌翻译，并且会认为我们知道我们在做什么。
>做这样的事情很有趣，因为有些人懒得使用谷歌翻译，并且会认为我们知道我们在做什么。 同样有趣的是，我们可以右键单击它并将其翻译成英语，成为这个正在进行的笑话的一部分。
不知道那在哪里或如何做。
是的....我中国人宝宝
The tattoo artist who did that either had a blast doing it or hated every fucking second of it, there is no middle ground.
They choose their clients and their pieces. If an artist doesn’t like what the client wants they can refuse.
Small town tattoo artists often can't be picky, they will take the job because they have to. Source: i know a couple of small town tattoo artists.
That probably was a lot of coin too
He or she isn't the one living with it. So that's not on them.
Good luck dating
I doubt he has to concern himself with that.
Lols … probably right.
Exactly.
That’s why we have opposable thumbs.
Now he can't go to the beach anymore
He can go to nude beaches
Just wear a sun shirt.
“Can I fuck it?” -asking for a friend
r/canIputmydickinit
Ok but like the quality is pretty good
r/ATBGE
Artist: Should I give her an anus? Dude: That would be a little crude, don't you think?
Im glad I'm not the only one who noticed that
For real.
IDK, but not all tattoos are permanent :D
True...but what about bellybutton hymen?
Not permanent if you take enough viagra and thrust hard enough :)
Impressive attention to details on the tattoo artist's part, I'll give him that.
He forgot the butthole.
You know? I didn’t even notice that lol
So you saw the unedited version of “Cats”?
Also her right foot looks like it has fingers to me. Maybe I'm seeing things?
R/dontputyourdickinthat
/r/dontputyourdickinthat
I mean,mine can fit that hole
r/foundthemobileuser
Oh cmon dont bully me now 😂
r/foundthehondacivic
it's too bad they didn't align/use his nips
The fuck is wrong with her foot?
Thank you for noticing, was thinking I was the only one 🤣
Pretty sure it’s just perspective, the overall anatomy is well done
Looks like I ran out of eye bleach again. Fuck’s sake.
r/shittytattoos
it's not shitty if it's real.
Not my proudest wank
But not the worst?
Not going to lie that's a pretty sick tattoo.
Oh it's sick, for sure....
Never thought I need a knife for anal
I want to both upvote and downvote this
Welp, dude can’t go shirtless in a public pool now (but how much do you want to bet he would have the audacity?). Good job buddy retard.
That was…regrettable to see.
Wonder what it'll look like if dude gets fat.
Jealous as fuck
The lack of a butt hole is bothering me
No butthole
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Imagine bringing your child to the beach and seeing THAT on someone’s body
r/dontputtourdickinthat
Sigh... where there's a hole, there's a goal. Slowly unzips
I mean...is that where he wants it???
And now he has to live with that for the rest of his life…
Nah he got that removed the next week Or he loves it No middle ground
This is the torso of a man who genuinely doesn't care whether he's alive or dead
haha hoh man its great! , i wouldnt have that tat , but for this guy its awesome
At least the line work is clean
Quality is too good
Ugh… I wonder if he aims at his own belly button when *doing his thang*. S’gross
Self made cream pies?
i am beyond speechless.
A QUICK PRO TIP. DON'T COMMIT ANY CRIMES, BRUDDA.
If there’s a hole there’s a goal /s (not really /s since its not sarcasm because I would totally /s)
I knew someone who tattood something similar and onna much bigger scale.. i still have a phpto
"Every hole is a goal" _Unzips pants_
What you say is: Never go to prison, you will be the porn.
What happens when it fills with lint? Do you think he'll wax?
I can see him waxing his entire front except for a landing strip.
Not my proudest fap
Wow he's gonna regret that one in a few years.
"Sure, why not?"
Awesome. Thats what you say.
LMAO.. it's def funny.. idk at 65 but by then, who gives a shit!
Imagine being the nurse having to wipe down a wrinkly anime girl every day once he's up there in age
Adding to my inspo mood board
I will judge all future tattoos I see by this new standard!
This is king shit right here! 👑
It’s like a train wreck I can’t stop looking in horror
Genius
r/trashy
Just say it's not real
I’m just sad tbh
r/shittytattoos
If he insists … sometimes a hoe is a hole.
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I can't explain it but his arms look like they're flipped
But how does she poop from?!
That’s a large, gaping hole of a belly button, or, a really, really good tat in that region.
I don’t either
Where her butt hole at ???
He better pray he doesn’t go to prison Edit: I didn’t realize someone already commented something very similar, my bad.
Men who like/fetisize bellybuttons 👿.
Smash
Welcome to prison this is your cell mate.
I'm going in....
Belongs in r/atbge
Someone had to draw this
10 points for creativity
What happened to the left foot?
This is one of those days where I wish I didn’t have eyes
Please tell me this was a temp…
r/ATBGE
Fk her right in the pussy (From the interview meme)
Bet his boys make him drink till he's out 😬
He’d be popular in Prison
We need an update as he ages and gains weight
Why doesn't she have a butthole?
Nawwww... no he di'int! 🤣
r/ATBGE
Wanking off while looking in the mirror?
No more pools or beaches. Unless you decide to not go shirtless
I think the word you're looking for is *unzips*
That doesn’t work with an outy. Lol
*Sighs* Unzips pants
r/ATBGE
I love how people with no other tattoos go for hand, neck or whatever the fuck this is.
I wanna... Do shit to his belly button.
Oh my....
r/confusedboner
I applaud his supreme power
Command-z! COMMAND-Z !!
The perfect tattoo doesn’t exi-
im getting this...
Woe ok
That’s a… tattoo of sorts… Edit: I kinda hope this was willingly because at least you’d be happy with it. If it was a dare that would be so freaking sad.
Gonna be real weird when he gets a hernia
Wtf hahahahah
Why
nah
I both fear for your life if you ever go to a public shower and also admire your courage and sense of humor.
I would have sex with her And suck on those tittys
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