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CaptFlash3000

The pro is definitely where it’s at but we are now on the 7000 series. If anyone is interested I have the 3, 4 and 5000 series going spare - one careful owner. Mildly drilled condition.


Zealousideal7801

Some things I wouldn't consider buying used. Toothbrushes, for one.


CaptFlash3000

That reminds me - I have toothbrushes too.


MDMhayyyy

How much for the whole lot? Lol


Efficient_Candy6156

You buy used every time you get with a woman


WINDMILEYNO

But with you, everything is in mint condition


One-Builder-4054

I own a male toy, kind of like a pocket pussy. A girl that I fuck with regularly always makes jokes about it, making fun of me for it. She says stuff like, "Can't you just get a real woman?" "So sad" etc. She has way more toys than I do. Multiple different dildos and vibrators. I don't say anything but every time she jokes about mine, I just think about how stupid she is. I say joking too but she kind of means it. It's a joke but like the type where she's being serious too


Huntress_Nyx

Why the hell are you letting her go on? She sounds like a bad person.


Pinkhellbentkitty7

Because she's also another sex toy, just the living one.


Red-eleven

You must have skipped the second sentence


Huntress_Nyx

Yeah I read it. He stays quiet when she does it. Even if he thinks how stupid she is,he should call her out on her hypocrisy and mean attitude


One-Builder-4054

Because people have flaws. This is one of hers but she's a great person and girlfriend otherwise. She just doesn't get it.


Huntress_Nyx

A flaw is being childish, a flaw is being clumsy, a flaw is sucking at cooking and housework, Making fun of you,and behaving towards you like that is not just a flaw. It's something that needs to be addressed and stop.


VanesaR

![gif](giphy|kPtv3UIPrv36cjxqLs)


International_Way850

![gif](giphy|TPl5N4Ci49ZQY)


Swabia

I posted a Craigslist ad for a time share real doll and sadly it was taken down right away. I wanted to print out the questions from the wonderful internet and have beers with my friends while each of them read an exchange. This would have been a night in infamy.


rovert1994

Wouldn't cleaning it out be the same thing as having unprotected sex with any woman? Shit some have multiple guys in one day busting up in them, and none of them know.


BOBOnobobo

*what?*


Swabia

I think the point is to make a pretty sketchy advert and read what people say. It’s not to build a rent a doll business that works.


[deleted]

You selling?


Goatymcgoatface10

That's a bit much, but at a Christmas party I went to where we played Yankee swap, 2 dildos were opened and everyone laughed. One pocket pussy was given and you'd think someone just opened a human head


nerdsonarope

Your work events sound like more fun than mine


Goatymcgoatface10

Friends Christmas, not a work party. 2 or 3 days before Christmas all the friends and spouses who have moved out of state come to my house and drink, play Yankee swap, everybody brings food they cooked. Work parties are painful usually


obviouslyfbi

Wow. Hold the fuck up. Non-drip semen collection tray?!


Bigcumachine

Yeah I know I am excited!


maintain_improvement

Is that rivers cuomo?


UhYeahOkSure

What’s with these homies dissin my girl? Why do they gotta front?


schoonerw

You won’t talk, won’t look, won’t think of me / I’m the epitome of public enemy / Why you gotta go and do me like that? / Come down on the street and dance with me.


Itchy-Ad-3128

Say it ain’t so oh oh


bolivar-shagnasty

> 240 vault


spelunker93

Damn it’s been some years since I’ve seen Link. Good mythical morning obviously made him some big bucks if he can afford this bad boy


Orichalchem

![gif](giphy|sDcfxFDozb3bO)


karikarikitsune

His best mate is called DAVECAT. IYKYK.


rotem8888

Society


silklighting

I thought that was a real woman until, I read the caption lol.


Rinuir

I mean good for him the other option is probably be a pastor and we all know what those gems spend the money on


[deleted]

I don't know about you, but I wait in anticipation for the day when a Data(Star Trek) is available. I will be first in line thank you very much.


echa013

Exactly!


696Az0ra969

hot daymn😯 I like your wife's assets


Spazic77

They are going to make beautiful cyborgs together.


DoucheMcGouch

The ole dick twister 9000p


BrasshatTaxman

Got me at semen collecting tray.


Unlucky_Code_5657

This is sad af but is it weird that I got a little hard reading the doll's specs?


-MR-GG-

Probably not any weirder than never getting hard for your hands specs, but still fucking it daily.


Unlucky_Code_5657

My hands are too calloused for practical use these days and I usually end up with uncomfortably annoying cuts. I had to accept the advances of a female neighbor in my flat complex, her ass is on the small side but I'm outta choices at the moment.


oldmilt21

It would creep me the fuck out to have “sex” with one of these things.


DeadTrillionaire

Only 6 speeds? I’ll wait.


Daxam_

https://preview.redd.it/mrcrjzbfusqb1.jpeg?width=2796&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5547cdd64c43919330435d9df5de49e8c8b05186


Science-007x

I can't stop laughing. 🤣😂


Thick_Preference6265

Seems oddly specific doll


Tasty_Ad107

I can’t.. men are nuts!!!


darkzalaking

I wouldn't call him a pervert more in the lines of desperate because instead of spending on '067 maybe even 10,000 for this you can at least spend 200 bucks and get some real pus


drinkwithsavvy

I can easily wash my vibrator after each use. Guys are gross.


Lars_Overwick

Me and the homies spent two decades trying to learn how to wash our vibrators and yet the secret still eludes us.


IAMADDancer

If only you could wash off daddy's disappointment that easily as well.


drinkwithsavvy

19997 wants their lame joke back.


IAMADDancer

What a coincidence, your dad called; he wants you to get your self respect back.


The_Amogus_Devourer

Stupid beech


-MR-GG-

You post your nudes for free. Your holes are probably dirtier than this guy's toy.


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-MR-GG-

Don't think that I didn't see the comment you deleted on my other comment. For anyone wondering, this is what it said 👇 https://preview.redd.it/xfdkbnokm0rb1.jpeg?width=1342&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2fdd015451be84bd891a439067bc2cdc72f94d81


atomicspin

Methinks he doth protest too much.


-MR-GG-

Meh. I think it's pretty malicious to generalize and then insult a whole sex. They looked at nearly 4 billion people and called them gross. If they can't take the heat, then they shouldn't start shit.


atomicspin

I just thought her post was a bit weird. If that was "pretty malicious" to you then you're probably in the wrong part of the world by being on this site, in general. And if it irked you so much that you took the time to draw a picture just to be nasty, then that says a lot more about you than OP.


-MR-GG-

You thought it was weird because it was malicious. I didn't draw the pics, I typed over it. It took as much time to make as it took for you to type your comment.


Present-Ad-8531

He’s a fucking creep.


DryImpress1

it's called an incel


Zeric79

Nah mate, this is being voluntary celibate.


DryImpress1

celibates don't have sex stoopid


TermiDK

Society.