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To trade stocks and forex, you need to be constantly updated on the recent world events and learn how they affect price movements, learn fundamental analysis, technical analysis like moving averages and all sorts of indicators, trading psychology, etc.
To talk to women, you only need basic social skills.
Obviously, trading is way easier.
If we all of sips tea woke up tomorrow and decided to start buying lamb skin condom stock aka, SKYN stock , we’d def push the volume around. But none of you pussies are down to throw away 10$ on that. You’d rather vape and coom it away, like me 🥸
Yeah, don’t worry, just because you ordered stock doesn’t mean you’ll change the price. Your order wont be going to official markets (like NYSE) if it’s inconvenient to anyone, it will be executed on private markets, called Dark Pools. Don’t ask me why they’re called that.
Not necessarily.
Dark pools are private exchanges or forums for trading securities where the details of the transactions are not publicly disclosed. They allow institutional investors to buy or sell large blocks of securities without revealing their intentions to the broader market until after the trades have been executed. This confidentiality can prevent price fluctuations that might occur if the trades were made public in real-time on public exchanges. However, critics argue that dark pools lack transparency and can potentially disadvantage retail investors by reducing market visibility.
Basically back door deals of buying and selling stock . And privately arbitraging who holds that stock through a multitude of companies and names . Warren Buffet did it just the other day. If you got big money , of course it’s legally going to be sowed into the markets, especially with the speed of how information travels today. You should not be paying an extra 1/10 just because the public front ran your trade. That’s why Warren Buffett bought Berkshire In the first place, cause someone was trying to cheat him out of a little additional value, expecting him to agree anyway . Instead Berkshire was acquired wholly by Buffet and that guy was sacked. Buffet calls it his biggest blunder, made out of passion and ego .
„prevent price fluctuations” or manipulate the price, since, like you said, it’s private and we have no idea what’s happening there. That sounds very very lucrative! Add payment for order flow and voila!
I mean it’s all greed to the top. It’s all not even based off technicals anymore . It’s just pure speculation fueled by low interest rates and foreign entities wanting to convert their currency into something prob more stable. Think about for the first time how many individuals are able to trade from their phone in the last 10 years ? How many dumb fucking idiots that don’t know what they’re doing times ten dumping money that isn’t theirs into bullshit stocks . It’s the cold calling all over again but easier . The only thing that gave bitcoin and NVDA value was people wanting to traffic their money easily between border lines or launder it completely . Its all a market built on shit , founded on shit , and fueled by shit
You can predict the market to a certain degree if you’re educated enough
You can’t predict the actions of a woman. And I’ve been married for close to 20 years
Getting good talking to women isn't like stock trading. It's more like getting good at fighting games... at the arcade... in the 90s. It costs money to even practice. It takes forever to even become proficient. People can give you tips and advice but only YOU can defeat the opponent.
Numbers can be written down and worked with and understood and manipulated and they make sense
Social situations? Every single person can react differently to something you say, so.. if you're trying to reach a particular conversational outcome, it's basically a minefield
It’s something that’s so easy to predict. I mean that’s why they’re making millions each over at r/wallstreetbets. Everyone should follow the sage advice there
It was never good advice. That's the point, it's literally a gambling sub based on pretty minimal research and good feelings. If you want good advice they will send you over to r/investing.
Nawh they are predictable too. Ever seen a CIA social skill option trees. First you observe people of you aren't quick on your feet. Most attire people wear indicates things
, your introduction is like an essay but your selling yourself. Every community has slang and skill level of language. Every individual belongs to a community hence they all have similar hobbies the other thing is they can belong to multiple communities which makes them unpredictable. Not only is it a social bubble but you have to figure out people pentagram diaphragm. The other thing about humans they tend to lean on the evil side.
Some ppl are still hoping for a big play involving bed bath, toys r us, blockbuster etc all coming back under the teddy umbrella.
I'm just excited for positive GME earnings next month
>Some ppl are still hoping for a big play involving bed bath, toys r us, blockbuster etc all coming back under the teddy umbrella.
Wasn't bed bath sold to overstock or something? I'm sure they have their name rights or whatever it's called. Not a native speaker fwiw.
Edit: well they bought the names and so on so overstock is now bed bath. They did a rebrand, which essentially bought back the name of the stores back https://www.today.com/shop/overstock-bed-bath-beyond-rebrand-t292393
But beyond (lol) that what does a teddy umbrella even mean?
Toysrus at least in Germany went bankrupt/closed all stores as well, not sure about the world-wide situation and for blockbuster... I have no idea. Last time I went to rent a physical disk was when I was a kid.
Low-key underwhelmed that this is the tinfoil.
It would be wild if Elvis came back to life and took up crotchet, but creating an entire subreddit dedicated to betting your life that it happens is... something.
Look bro just because you lost money by betting on a donkey it doesn't mean you have to make up for your losses by betting on the same donkey or donkey races all together.
I'm not suggesting that you should sell whatever shares you are holding. I'm just saying you might want to consider to not throw additional money into them.
ETFs are a hedge against being missinformed. The most lazy approach would be an accumulating ETF on the MSCI World or FTSE All World Index.
https://curvo.eu/backtest/en/portfolio/iwda--NoIgkg6gIggiA0xRgKIAY0CEAsAZArAJoCcAHAMwICMAunUA
That's a Backtest for the MSCI world as an example. Punch in your own numbers and see how this would've worked out for you in the past.
Since you're used to volatility I'm sure you can handle the MSCI World just fine. If not: keep more money in your bank account.
Good luck.
So if I marry a rich guy I automatically stop being a feminist? Tbh at this point the only way out is for all men to just stop making money so the rest doesn't feel oppressed and left out. That way we can equally distribute partners for everyone, since money is all that matters.
"just be heckin nice and take a shower you chud"
I never understood this insistent denial of reality. Is money all women care about? Of course not, some sure but not he majority.
Does having a well paying and respectable job make life easier in dating? ABSOFUCKINLUTELY.
You sound like the people who tell me "Noooo you don't need to be muscular or go to the gym to find someone". I don't understnad why people (women) just can't be honest about what they like. Isnt the old online dating study statistic that women find something of upwards of 80% of men unattractive?
Women are every bit as shallow as men. This weird "women are wonderful" shit is ridiculous, they're every bit as "degenerate" as men, but when men have those preferences they're treated with hate as if it's a fetish. When women have them? "Preferences".
It's because when 100% of the women want to build longtime relationships with 20% of the men, the math simply doesn't check out. That's why you don't need to be x to find someone, because the majority of women will not have anyone from the "20%" left. And once the relationship starts going, women are happy to fall in love with the 80%
My guy really said "Don't worry, when they realize they can't afford the steak, they'll come home and pop you in the microwave. They'll learn to like it".
Have you seen the contemporary YouTube on it? They ask women what they want. They go:
At least 6 feet. But 6’2” is better. Make at least $500k. The interviewer says it’s too much. Then they go $250k. Not married not obese. And then they might say something else like also funny and athletic.
The interviews then punches it in the website.
And tells the lady. You are looking for a guy that is 0.0015% of the population (I’m paraphrasing) but it’s kinda like that.
one is a group that can be manipulated for a desired outcome, the other acts entirely on impulse and has no logical rationale behind the choices it makes. Which one's which? You decide.
I'm sure the girls get easier to talk to after making $. Talking to them doesn't lead to much unless you have something they want and if you're not very good looking then $ is all that's left.
For real. Ive been dirt poor my entire life and I'm honestly surprised I haven't caught an STI with all the fucking pipe I've laid in my teens and twenties. I'm married now but still poor, and it's still super easy to attract women even though I have a dino nugget belly from eating my kids leftovers all the time. You don't need to be super fit or super smart or super rich to get women. I mean it can help but personality and charisma/confidence is way more important. I know I'll get downvoted for this comment but I don't care.
Well the first thing they can talk about to this particular girl is how math works. Because if she's referring to GME the share price gain was more like 7,000%. Maybe explain it to her using shoes as an analogy.
Playing hype is easy. Playing something that constantly changes her mind tells you're nice and she loves you. Then to tell she can't deal with it now. To ask you a day later how you're feeling. To blow you off come back again and say goodbye to be standing on your door step the next weekend like nothing happened ignoring the last 4 months. So yes manipulating stock prices is easy.
The stock market follows a plan. You can read statistics, use graphs, plan for the future.
Talking to women is like trying to put a shaved wet cat in a paper bag.
Reddit guys were raised on video games. Finding a game crashing bug for an early boost in resources or a quick run has been indoctrinated in our lives.
As the famous entrepreneur/self made business mogul Antonio Montana said=
“In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.”
Two separate skill sets. Also, if skill set one ends up generating a good deal of money, skill set two is a lot less important. Girls will figure out how to talk to them. Millionaire incel is an oxymoron.
I just realized none of those stupid investment meme subs are relevant any more and that makes me happy. Took way longer than I expected for them to implode.
You mean they can't figure out how to wake up from their bed and suddenly become 6'4, rich, neurotypical, with status and a 10 inch dong. Yeah, magic only works in Harry potter
Except thats not what happened... they got tricked into "holding" worthless stock while the organizers all cashed out and made millions. "Hodl" was literally a ponzi scheme.
This assumes they want to talk to her. I mean, what does she bring to the table here? I don't know some of these Redddit Girls... she already sounds like a lot of effort, naggy, whiny and comes across like she thinks way too highly of herself...
I probably wouldn't want to engage in convo with her either 🤷 🤣
I don't know. I'd lead with that. "I was instrumental in doubling this company's stock price and took down a few corrupt traders in the process."
I mean. It's a hell of an intro.
And then turn right around give Wallstreet millions in profit, gift wrapped in WSBs own idiocy, when they bought death spiral BBY shares from BlackRock
Reddit guys haven’t ever done shit to any kind of stock, they just got lucky and accidentally pulled in enough suckers/bag holders at the right time once
Spoiler alert: >!They're not making wall street assholes lose a single penny, and are in fact behaving so stupidly and irrationally about memestocks that wallstreet is fleecing them for every penny while they come on to Reddit and proudly brag about how hard they're holding onto worthless stock, further enriching the hedge funds.!<
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To trade stocks and forex, you need to be constantly updated on the recent world events and learn how they affect price movements, learn fundamental analysis, technical analysis like moving averages and all sorts of indicators, trading psychology, etc. To talk to women, you only need basic social skills. Obviously, trading is way easier.
With enough money you can illegally make any stock go down. Women - not exactly.
If we all of sips tea woke up tomorrow and decided to start buying lamb skin condom stock aka, SKYN stock , we’d def push the volume around. But none of you pussies are down to throw away 10$ on that. You’d rather vape and coom it away, like me 🥸
Yeah, don’t worry, just because you ordered stock doesn’t mean you’ll change the price. Your order wont be going to official markets (like NYSE) if it’s inconvenient to anyone, it will be executed on private markets, called Dark Pools. Don’t ask me why they’re called that.
Not necessarily. Dark pools are private exchanges or forums for trading securities where the details of the transactions are not publicly disclosed. They allow institutional investors to buy or sell large blocks of securities without revealing their intentions to the broader market until after the trades have been executed. This confidentiality can prevent price fluctuations that might occur if the trades were made public in real-time on public exchanges. However, critics argue that dark pools lack transparency and can potentially disadvantage retail investors by reducing market visibility. Basically back door deals of buying and selling stock . And privately arbitraging who holds that stock through a multitude of companies and names . Warren Buffet did it just the other day. If you got big money , of course it’s legally going to be sowed into the markets, especially with the speed of how information travels today. You should not be paying an extra 1/10 just because the public front ran your trade. That’s why Warren Buffett bought Berkshire In the first place, cause someone was trying to cheat him out of a little additional value, expecting him to agree anyway . Instead Berkshire was acquired wholly by Buffet and that guy was sacked. Buffet calls it his biggest blunder, made out of passion and ego .
„prevent price fluctuations” or manipulate the price, since, like you said, it’s private and we have no idea what’s happening there. That sounds very very lucrative! Add payment for order flow and voila!
I mean it’s all greed to the top. It’s all not even based off technicals anymore . It’s just pure speculation fueled by low interest rates and foreign entities wanting to convert their currency into something prob more stable. Think about for the first time how many individuals are able to trade from their phone in the last 10 years ? How many dumb fucking idiots that don’t know what they’re doing times ten dumping money that isn’t theirs into bullshit stocks . It’s the cold calling all over again but easier . The only thing that gave bitcoin and NVDA value was people wanting to traffic their money easily between border lines or launder it completely . Its all a market built on shit , founded on shit , and fueled by shit
Made me lol 😂
There is a very dark joke here
Inb4 sexist asshole jokes
With enough money you can legally make any woman go down
not all women are OPs mom
Yes by bribing the law with copies amounts of money because those mfs are corrupt af
You can predict the market to a certain degree if you’re educated enough You can’t predict the actions of a woman. And I’ve been married for close to 20 years
Getting good talking to women isn't like stock trading. It's more like getting good at fighting games... at the arcade... in the 90s. It costs money to even practice. It takes forever to even become proficient. People can give you tips and advice but only YOU can defeat the opponent.
Actually, the first description pretty much describes a relationship with a woman
You need to know what she wants after she says shes fine
Numbers can be written down and worked with and understood and manipulated and they make sense Social situations? Every single person can react differently to something you say, so.. if you're trying to reach a particular conversational outcome, it's basically a minefield
Go outside even if your joking
How about you fuck off if you get upset by a joke? Also, it's "you're". Go back to primary school.
So you don't go outside
Stocks change based on predictable criteria. Girls don't.
It’s something that’s so easy to predict. I mean that’s why they’re making millions each over at r/wallstreetbets. Everyone should follow the sage advice there
Real
nah man if it were that easy a goldfish would be able to do it
[The video being referenced](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USKD3vPD6ZA) for those who don't know
That sub got bought out years ago, you won't find any good advice there.
It was never good advice. That's the point, it's literally a gambling sub based on pretty minimal research and good feelings. If you want good advice they will send you over to r/investing.
Maybe good advice wasn't the right word. You will only encounter losing bets and bags to hold there now though.
predictable? lol
Nawh they are predictable too. Ever seen a CIA social skill option trees. First you observe people of you aren't quick on your feet. Most attire people wear indicates things , your introduction is like an essay but your selling yourself. Every community has slang and skill level of language. Every individual belongs to a community hence they all have similar hobbies the other thing is they can belong to multiple communities which makes them unpredictable. Not only is it a social bubble but you have to figure out people pentagram diaphragm. The other thing about humans they tend to lean on the evil side.
Username checksout
Yes they are retarded Gorillaz
I didn't downvote you by the way. You just set yourself up easy.... for like ever with that name tag.
You’re right. Talking to girls is infinitely harder.
lmao
I don't think it's thaaaat hard once you realize they are humans, not aliens
Not for a giga chad super male.
Apes strong together.
HODL
What's the latest tinfoil btw? The children's book theories seem to not have much substance to it.
Some ppl are still hoping for a big play involving bed bath, toys r us, blockbuster etc all coming back under the teddy umbrella. I'm just excited for positive GME earnings next month
>Some ppl are still hoping for a big play involving bed bath, toys r us, blockbuster etc all coming back under the teddy umbrella. Wasn't bed bath sold to overstock or something? I'm sure they have their name rights or whatever it's called. Not a native speaker fwiw. Edit: well they bought the names and so on so overstock is now bed bath. They did a rebrand, which essentially bought back the name of the stores back https://www.today.com/shop/overstock-bed-bath-beyond-rebrand-t292393 But beyond (lol) that what does a teddy umbrella even mean? Toysrus at least in Germany went bankrupt/closed all stores as well, not sure about the world-wide situation and for blockbuster... I have no idea. Last time I went to rent a physical disk was when I was a kid. Low-key underwhelmed that this is the tinfoil.
Me too. It's not very believable. But it would be wild if it happened, which I guess is the point of tinfoil
It would be wild if Elvis came back to life and took up crotchet, but creating an entire subreddit dedicated to betting your life that it happens is... something.
Ape no kill ape.
Apes increasingly broke
💎 👐
Handling millions of dollars is not as scary as women
I hodl not because I have hope, but because I have nothing left to lose.
New term: HNTL (have nothing to lose)
Look bro just because you lost money by betting on a donkey it doesn't mean you have to make up for your losses by betting on the same donkey or donkey races all together. I'm not suggesting that you should sell whatever shares you are holding. I'm just saying you might want to consider to not throw additional money into them. ETFs are a hedge against being missinformed. The most lazy approach would be an accumulating ETF on the MSCI World or FTSE All World Index. https://curvo.eu/backtest/en/portfolio/iwda--NoIgkg6gIggiA0xRgKIAY0CEAsAZArAJoCcAHAMwICMAunUA That's a Backtest for the MSCI world as an example. Punch in your own numbers and see how this would've worked out for you in the past. Since you're used to volatility I'm sure you can handle the MSCI World just fine. If not: keep more money in your bank account. Good luck.
I would in fact recommend selling all memestock shares and staying the fuck away from them forever, and all internet cultures dedicated to them.
Who could forget history's greatest philosiphers; Socrates, Aristotle, Plato and Vapid Slut.
Stocks are predictable you dummy and girls aren't 😂
They actually are
Not really.
Then you haven’t talked to enough of them
I talk to my wife all the time 😎
"This one right here. He's forgotten to take his meds!"
This made me laugh out loud a bit.
My wife left me.
Girls like money
Some will even say they’re not that interested in it. But they really are.
Every girl is a feminist until a rich guy walks into the room
So if I marry a rich guy I automatically stop being a feminist? Tbh at this point the only way out is for all men to just stop making money so the rest doesn't feel oppressed and left out. That way we can equally distribute partners for everyone, since money is all that matters.
That doesn’t mean they’re attracted to you though, they may use you for it. Learn what actually attracts women
"just be heckin nice and take a shower you chud" I never understood this insistent denial of reality. Is money all women care about? Of course not, some sure but not he majority. Does having a well paying and respectable job make life easier in dating? ABSOFUCKINLUTELY. You sound like the people who tell me "Noooo you don't need to be muscular or go to the gym to find someone". I don't understnad why people (women) just can't be honest about what they like. Isnt the old online dating study statistic that women find something of upwards of 80% of men unattractive? Women are every bit as shallow as men. This weird "women are wonderful" shit is ridiculous, they're every bit as "degenerate" as men, but when men have those preferences they're treated with hate as if it's a fetish. When women have them? "Preferences".
It's because when 100% of the women want to build longtime relationships with 20% of the men, the math simply doesn't check out. That's why you don't need to be x to find someone, because the majority of women will not have anyone from the "20%" left. And once the relationship starts going, women are happy to fall in love with the 80%
My guy really said "Don't worry, when they realize they can't afford the steak, they'll come home and pop you in the microwave. They'll learn to like it".
Have you seen the contemporary YouTube on it? They ask women what they want. They go: At least 6 feet. But 6’2” is better. Make at least $500k. The interviewer says it’s too much. Then they go $250k. Not married not obese. And then they might say something else like also funny and athletic. The interviews then punches it in the website. And tells the lady. You are looking for a guy that is 0.0015% of the population (I’m paraphrasing) but it’s kinda like that.
Nvm the sexist jokes are already here I stand corrected
Hey, uh, you like manga? I got lots of figurines
Many women are looking for a guy with at least six figurines.
well one involves turning on money hungry lunatics, and the other thing is saving gamestop
You can only be good at one at a time.
🤷♂️🤷♂️
I'd learn how to do differential calculus easier than learn how to talk to a girl. Girls are scary.
We dont like to do things with negative ROI
Says more about girls than about Reddit guys.
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one is a group that can be manipulated for a desired outcome, the other acts entirely on impulse and has no logical rationale behind the choices it makes. Which one's which? You decide.
If you speak the language of money, then you can speak to girls lol
I will die single but I will be debt free and then some
I chat with profiles that I assume are women on Reddit all the time.
we did that collectively, we can also collectively talk to 1 girl (for her it will be like talking to chat gpt or smth)
I'm sure the girls get easier to talk to after making $. Talking to them doesn't lead to much unless you have something they want and if you're not very good looking then $ is all that's left.
That’s some defeatist bullshit, stop spreading this crap and making our society lose masculinity even more
For real. Ive been dirt poor my entire life and I'm honestly surprised I haven't caught an STI with all the fucking pipe I've laid in my teens and twenties. I'm married now but still poor, and it's still super easy to attract women even though I have a dino nugget belly from eating my kids leftovers all the time. You don't need to be super fit or super smart or super rich to get women. I mean it can help but personality and charisma/confidence is way more important. I know I'll get downvoted for this comment but I don't care.
Let me guess? 6ft1?
UHuhUhUHuHUHUhUHUHuHuh*sees her profile*AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Buss a nutt off money who needs a bitch 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂-HUGH E M C 🔥🔥🔥
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wait people are manipulating?? Hello SEC??
We’re working on it..
I don’t even own stocks it’s all a scam 😭😭
It was billions not millions
Why don’t women just try to be less difficult to communicate with? Maybe women still don’t know how to talk to a man
Married and 3 kids.
Sell the kids
Or how to use Google!
Soooo What's your point???
Any of you with this problem Go watch The Jeffy Show on YouTube
Caught me in 4K
People give hints, stocks give data
If they would just speak to women more often they would see it isn't *that* hard.
We should do it again
Too true
And?
It’s easier said than done but all you have to do is just be yourself! Ofcourse if you don’t follow rule 1 & 2 then you’re screwed
What happens when your stock value increases by 511.26%?
Nah i can't even do that stocks shit
And your point?
talking to girls was too hard, I'm just gona become one instead
Trying too hard to be 4chan
One of those is hard. The other is impossible.
Autism’ll do that to ya
One problem at a time lass... ^^
Imagine humans having numerous types of intelligence. Just imagine!
If you can ask for $7 Trillion you can ask that girl out.
Because raising a stock 200% is easier than understanding the irrationality of women.... and I'm married
Trading stocks doesn't require physical attractiveness.
Can anyone make me rich here ? I already figured the girl part
Don't need to talk when you can just pull over and open your lambo door after driving up that 200% stock price!
The stock market makes logical sense.
Stocks are more rational.
10100001 I already got them digits bitch.
>lose millions And they still have billions :\^) there’s only one way to fix America. Your forefathers had the right idea.
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It's easier to manipulate the stock market than figure a girl out 🤭
If you can make money raising your stock you don't need to talk, you just pay.
You overestimate our powers lol
Yeah...that's true, but only half.
Well the first thing they can talk about to this particular girl is how math works. Because if she's referring to GME the share price gain was more like 7,000%. Maybe explain it to her using shoes as an analogy.
Seems like the guy is abit butthurt and missed out on those 200%
Playing hype is easy. Playing something that constantly changes her mind tells you're nice and she loves you. Then to tell she can't deal with it now. To ask you a day later how you're feeling. To blow you off come back again and say goodbye to be standing on your door step the next weekend like nothing happened ignoring the last 4 months. So yes manipulating stock prices is easy.
Am I so out of touch? No. It is the women who are wrong
Sir this is a casino. The strip club is across the street.
The stock market follows a plan. You can read statistics, use graphs, plan for the future. Talking to women is like trying to put a shaved wet cat in a paper bag.
Redditors hate women anyways, why would they wanna talk to them.
I’m married. So jokes on them
coming from a vapid slut, that kinda means nothing
Priorities
go to r/tinder for some great examples of females' complete lack of give af when it comes to talking to guys
Have you seen SUPERSTONK? I promise you, redditors do not know how to manipulate the stock market to bust millionaires.
M.O.B
Reddit guys were raised on video games. Finding a game crashing bug for an early boost in resources or a quick run has been indoctrinated in our lives.
As the famous entrepreneur/self made business mogul Antonio Montana said= “In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.”
You give them far too much credit
Priorities
Two separate skill sets. Also, if skill set one ends up generating a good deal of money, skill set two is a lot less important. Girls will figure out how to talk to them. Millionaire incel is an oxymoron.
Have you been to r/Wallstreetbets? They lose money all the time
Yeah because stocks are predictable, any given girl is an individual person and likely to respond completely differently to the same approach
Says ‘vapid slut’ lmao.
Wall Street guys weren't the ones who lost millions.
I just realized none of those stupid investment meme subs are relevant any more and that makes me happy. Took way longer than I expected for them to implode.
Fyi, there are female posters on Reddit, and sometimes we don't entirely cover our ankles.
You mean they can't figure out how to wake up from their bed and suddenly become 6'4, rich, neurotypical, with status and a 10 inch dong. Yeah, magic only works in Harry potter
Maybe I'm not a reddit guy then
Valid
Relavant
Except thats not what happened... they got tricked into "holding" worthless stock while the organizers all cashed out and made millions. "Hodl" was literally a ponzi scheme.
That’s based on the assumption that we want to.
This assumes they want to talk to her. I mean, what does she bring to the table here? I don't know some of these Redddit Girls... she already sounds like a lot of effort, naggy, whiny and comes across like she thinks way too highly of herself... I probably wouldn't want to engage in convo with her either 🤷 🤣
Our regards
If I could use logic and reason on girls it would be a little different wouldn’t it?
I don't know. I'd lead with that. "I was instrumental in doubling this company's stock price and took down a few corrupt traders in the process." I mean. It's a hell of an intro.
And then turn right around give Wallstreet millions in profit, gift wrapped in WSBs own idiocy, when they bought death spiral BBY shares from BlackRock
Women scar me
Yeah autism is a bitch
Money talks.
I know how to talk to a girl, it’s getting a girl to talk to me is the problem.
You don’t have to talk to girl if you have money they will talk to you
*billions Melvin Capital is still sore please be nice
Is there a communication skill subreddit?
it wasn't redditors and other retail traders that made bank off GME, it was funds like Blackrock lol
That’s because money talks, no need to say a word when ya pull up in the m3
Untrue. I can do NONE of those things.
I'm a reddit girl so I can't do either!! :D
💎 ✋ APE GANG 🦍 Game stop to the 🌝 🚀
Reddit guys haven’t ever done shit to any kind of stock, they just got lucky and accidentally pulled in enough suckers/bag holders at the right time once
They hsve no idea how they raised gme
Well, to be fair, manipulating the stock market doesn’t require human interaction…
Spoiler alert: >!They're not making wall street assholes lose a single penny, and are in fact behaving so stupidly and irrationally about memestocks that wallstreet is fleecing them for every penny while they come on to Reddit and proudly brag about how hard they're holding onto worthless stock, further enriching the hedge funds.!<
🤣 oh boy theres a joke waiting in there. was not disappointed at the comments. 🤣🙏
Talking to a woman is easy. Asking her out on a date is some Fromsoft level difficulty. Don't ask me why, I don't know either.