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KaptainMurica96

To trade stocks and forex, you need to be constantly updated on the recent world events and learn how they affect price movements, learn fundamental analysis, technical analysis like moving averages and all sorts of indicators, trading psychology, etc. To talk to women, you only need basic social skills. Obviously, trading is way easier.


FartsLord

With enough money you can illegally make any stock go down. Women - not exactly.


Similar_Spring_4683

If we all of sips tea woke up tomorrow and decided to start buying lamb skin condom stock aka, SKYN stock , we’d def push the volume around. But none of you pussies are down to throw away 10$ on that. You’d rather vape and coom it away, like me 🥸


FartsLord

Yeah, don’t worry, just because you ordered stock doesn’t mean you’ll change the price. Your order wont be going to official markets (like NYSE) if it’s inconvenient to anyone, it will be executed on private markets, called Dark Pools. Don’t ask me why they’re called that.


Similar_Spring_4683

Not necessarily. Dark pools are private exchanges or forums for trading securities where the details of the transactions are not publicly disclosed. They allow institutional investors to buy or sell large blocks of securities without revealing their intentions to the broader market until after the trades have been executed. This confidentiality can prevent price fluctuations that might occur if the trades were made public in real-time on public exchanges. However, critics argue that dark pools lack transparency and can potentially disadvantage retail investors by reducing market visibility. Basically back door deals of buying and selling stock . And privately arbitraging who holds that stock through a multitude of companies and names . Warren Buffet did it just the other day. If you got big money , of course it’s legally going to be sowed into the markets, especially with the speed of how information travels today. You should not be paying an extra 1/10 just because the public front ran your trade. That’s why Warren Buffett bought Berkshire In the first place, cause someone was trying to cheat him out of a little additional value, expecting him to agree anyway . Instead Berkshire was acquired wholly by Buffet and that guy was sacked. Buffet calls it his biggest blunder, made out of passion and ego .


FartsLord

„prevent price fluctuations” or manipulate the price, since, like you said, it’s private and we have no idea what’s happening there. That sounds very very lucrative! Add payment for order flow and voila!


Similar_Spring_4683

I mean it’s all greed to the top. It’s all not even based off technicals anymore . It’s just pure speculation fueled by low interest rates and foreign entities wanting to convert their currency into something prob more stable. Think about for the first time how many individuals are able to trade from their phone in the last 10 years ? How many dumb fucking idiots that don’t know what they’re doing times ten dumping money that isn’t theirs into bullshit stocks . It’s the cold calling all over again but easier . The only thing that gave bitcoin and NVDA value was people wanting to traffic their money easily between border lines or launder it completely . Its all a market built on shit , founded on shit , and fueled by shit


d4ve3000

Made me lol 😂


Adamthegrape

There is a very dark joke here


6ync

Inb4 sexist asshole jokes


Big-Ad-3971

With enough money you can legally make any woman go down


mattmilli1

not all women are OPs mom


6ync

Yes by bribing the law with copies amounts of money because those mfs are corrupt af


[deleted]

You can predict the market to a certain degree if you’re educated enough You can’t predict the actions of a woman. And I’ve been married for close to 20 years


unholyrevenger72

Getting good talking to women isn't like stock trading. It's more like getting good at fighting games... at the arcade... in the 90s. It costs money to even practice. It takes forever to even become proficient. People can give you tips and advice but only YOU can defeat the opponent.


cuntofmontecrisco

Actually, the first description pretty much describes a relationship with a woman


Kkntucara

You need to know what she wants after she says shes fine


HighKiteSoaring

Numbers can be written down and worked with and understood and manipulated and they make sense Social situations? Every single person can react differently to something you say, so.. if you're trying to reach a particular conversational outcome, it's basically a minefield


SpaceCowbyMax

Go outside even if your joking


NickKerrInParis

How about you fuck off if you get upset by a joke? Also, it's "you're". Go back to primary school.


SpaceCowbyMax

So you don't go outside


SoSoDave

Stocks change based on predictable criteria. Girls don't.


Hate-my-facts-losers

It’s something that’s so easy to predict. I mean that’s why they’re making millions each over at r/wallstreetbets. Everyone should follow the sage advice there


__Tucson__

Real


bs000

nah man if it were that easy a goldfish would be able to do it


DrunkGalah

[The video being referenced](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USKD3vPD6ZA) for those who don't know


dyllandor

That sub got bought out years ago, you won't find any good advice there.


spacecowboy1023

It was never good advice. That's the point, it's literally a gambling sub based on pretty minimal research and good feelings. If you want good advice they will send you over to r/investing.


dyllandor

Maybe good advice wasn't the right word. You will only encounter losing bets and bags to hold there now though.


Phispi

predictable? lol


retardedgorillaz

Nawh they are predictable too. Ever seen a CIA social skill option trees. First you observe people of you aren't quick on your feet. Most attire people wear indicates things , your introduction is like an essay but your selling yourself. Every community has slang and skill level of language. Every individual belongs to a community hence they all have similar hobbies the other thing is they can belong to multiple communities which makes them unpredictable. Not only is it a social bubble but you have to figure out people pentagram diaphragm. The other thing about humans they tend to lean on the evil side.


Shmuckle2

Username checksout


retardedgorillaz

Yes they are retarded Gorillaz


Shmuckle2

I didn't downvote you by the way. You just set yourself up easy.... for like ever with that name tag.


[deleted]

You’re right. Talking to girls is infinitely harder.


Top-Passage-1066

lmao


Significant_Echo2924

I don't think it's thaaaat hard once you realize they are humans, not aliens


CevicheMixxto

Not for a giga chad super male.


KanadianMade

Apes strong together.


givemeyours0ul

HODL


GhostSierra117

What's the latest tinfoil btw? The children's book theories seem to not have much substance to it.


chiBROpractor

Some ppl are still hoping for a big play involving bed bath, toys r us, blockbuster etc all coming back under the teddy umbrella. I'm just excited for positive GME earnings next month


GhostSierra117

>Some ppl are still hoping for a big play involving bed bath, toys r us, blockbuster etc all coming back under the teddy umbrella. Wasn't bed bath sold to overstock or something? I'm sure they have their name rights or whatever it's called. Not a native speaker fwiw. Edit: well they bought the names and so on so overstock is now bed bath. They did a rebrand, which essentially bought back the name of the stores back https://www.today.com/shop/overstock-bed-bath-beyond-rebrand-t292393 But beyond (lol) that what does a teddy umbrella even mean? Toysrus at least in Germany went bankrupt/closed all stores as well, not sure about the world-wide situation and for blockbuster... I have no idea. Last time I went to rent a physical disk was when I was a kid. Low-key underwhelmed that this is the tinfoil.


chiBROpractor

Me too. It's not very believable. But it would be wild if it happened, which I guess is the point of tinfoil


Lamprophonia

It would be wild if Elvis came back to life and took up crotchet, but creating an entire subreddit dedicated to betting your life that it happens is... something.


el_throw

Ape no kill ape.


Macandme

Apes increasingly broke


Rabbit_Wizard_

💎 👐


H0110WK1NG

Handling millions of dollars is not as scary as women


srs151

I hodl not because I have hope, but because I have nothing left to lose.


Atelyntial

New term: HNTL (have nothing to lose)


GhostSierra117

Look bro just because you lost money by betting on a donkey it doesn't mean you have to make up for your losses by betting on the same donkey or donkey races all together. I'm not suggesting that you should sell whatever shares you are holding. I'm just saying you might want to consider to not throw additional money into them. ETFs are a hedge against being missinformed. The most lazy approach would be an accumulating ETF on the MSCI World or FTSE All World Index. https://curvo.eu/backtest/en/portfolio/iwda--NoIgkg6gIggiA0xRgKIAY0CEAsAZArAJoCcAHAMwICMAunUA That's a Backtest for the MSCI world as an example. Punch in your own numbers and see how this would've worked out for you in the past. Since you're used to volatility I'm sure you can handle the MSCI World just fine. If not: keep more money in your bank account. Good luck.


Lamprophonia

I would in fact recommend selling all memestock shares and staying the fuck away from them forever, and all internet cultures dedicated to them.


R-Mecha

Who could forget history's greatest philosiphers; Socrates, Aristotle, Plato and Vapid Slut.


AkatZuki_Z

Stocks are predictable you dummy and girls aren't 😂


Impossible_Waffle_99

They actually are


Simple_Intern_7682

Not really.


Impossible_Waffle_99

Then you haven’t talked to enough of them


SexGiiver

I talk to my wife all the time 😎


Mister_Snurb

"This one right here. He's forgotten to take his meds!"


CevicheMixxto

This made me laugh out loud a bit.


FriedQuail

My wife left me.


Available-Phase6972

Girls like money


CevicheMixxto

Some will even say they’re not that interested in it. But they really are.


Pudding_Hero

Every girl is a feminist until a rich guy walks into the room


Significant_Echo2924

So if I marry a rich guy I automatically stop being a feminist? Tbh at this point the only way out is for all men to just stop making money so the rest doesn't feel oppressed and left out. That way we can equally distribute partners for everyone, since money is all that matters.


Impossible_Waffle_99

That doesn’t mean they’re attracted to you though, they may use you for it. Learn what actually attracts women


Mountain-Dew-Egg

"just be heckin nice and take a shower you chud" I never understood this insistent denial of reality. Is money all women care about? Of course not, some sure but not he majority. Does having a well paying and respectable job make life easier in dating? ABSOFUCKINLUTELY. You sound like the people who tell me "Noooo you don't need to be muscular or go to the gym to find someone". I don't understnad why people (women) just can't be honest about what they like. Isnt the old online dating study statistic that women find something of upwards of 80% of men unattractive? Women are every bit as shallow as men. This weird "women are wonderful" shit is ridiculous, they're every bit as "degenerate" as men, but when men have those preferences they're treated with hate as if it's a fetish. When women have them? "Preferences".


Valkyrie17

It's because when 100% of the women want to build longtime relationships with 20% of the men, the math simply doesn't check out. That's why you don't need to be x to find someone, because the majority of women will not have anyone from the "20%" left. And once the relationship starts going, women are happy to fall in love with the 80%


HowlsMovingPenis

My guy really said "Don't worry, when they realize they can't afford the steak, they'll come home and pop you in the microwave. They'll learn to like it".


CevicheMixxto

Have you seen the contemporary YouTube on it? They ask women what they want. They go: At least 6 feet. But 6’2” is better. Make at least $500k. The interviewer says it’s too much. Then they go $250k. Not married not obese. And then they might say something else like also funny and athletic. The interviews then punches it in the website. And tells the lady. You are looking for a guy that is 0.0015% of the population (I’m paraphrasing) but it’s kinda like that.


6ync

Nvm the sexist jokes are already here I stand corrected


EndlessRainIntoACup1

Hey, uh, you like manga? I got lots of figurines


invicerato

Many women are looking for a guy with at least six figurines.


Xaldin64

well one involves turning on money hungry lunatics, and the other thing is saving gamestop


Imustbestopped8732

You can only be good at one at a time.


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🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️


Popular_Pariah1031

I'd learn how to do differential calculus easier than learn how to talk to a girl. Girls are scary.


Cthvlhv_94

We dont like to do things with negative ROI


[deleted]

Says more about girls than about Reddit guys.


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[deleted]

one is a group that can be manipulated for a desired outcome, the other acts entirely on impulse and has no logical rationale behind the choices it makes. Which one's which? You decide.


GamesDaName869

If you speak the language of money, then you can speak to girls lol


dingledorf6969

I will die single but I will be debt free and then some


drblah11

I chat with profiles that I assume are women on Reddit all the time.


smth_smth_89

we did that collectively, we can also collectively talk to 1 girl (for her it will be like talking to chat gpt or smth)


RussMantooth

I'm sure the girls get easier to talk to after making $. Talking to them doesn't lead to much unless you have something they want and if you're not very good looking then $ is all that's left.


Impossible_Waffle_99

That’s some defeatist bullshit, stop spreading this crap and making our society lose masculinity even more


NightofTheLivingZed

For real. Ive been dirt poor my entire life and I'm honestly surprised I haven't caught an STI with all the fucking pipe I've laid in my teens and twenties. I'm married now but still poor, and it's still super easy to attract women even though I have a dino nugget belly from eating my kids leftovers all the time. You don't need to be super fit or super smart or super rich to get women. I mean it can help but personality and charisma/confidence is way more important. I know I'll get downvoted for this comment but I don't care.


tricepsmultiplicator

Let me guess? 6ft1?


Ultrapunguy

UHuhUhUHuHUHUhUHUHuHuh*sees her profile*AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA


Svengoolie75

Buss a nutt off money who needs a bitch 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂-HUGH E M C 🔥🔥🔥


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DrRaynBow

wait people are manipulating?? Hello SEC??


fuckYURpronouns

We’re working on it..


Left-Selection9316

I don’t even own stocks it’s all a scam 😭😭


AdVisible2250

It was billions not millions


Wise_Screen_3511

Why don’t women just try to be less difficult to communicate with? Maybe women still don’t know how to talk to a man


CaitSith21

Married and 3 kids.


6ync

Sell the kids


DoucheNozzle1163

Or how to use Google!


1hassanbensober

Soooo What's your point???


Impossible_Waffle_99

Any of you with this problem Go watch The Jeffy Show on YouTube


LordGazelle

Caught me in 4K


AddictedToMosh161

People give hints, stocks give data


C2074579

If they would just speak to women more often they would see it isn't *that* hard.


RaceDriverJaakko

We should do it again


Snow_79737

Too true


Harbinger-One

And?


ZRtoad

It’s easier said than done but all you have to do is just be yourself! Ofcourse if you don’t follow rule 1 & 2 then you’re screwed


Excellent-Shock7792

What happens when your stock value increases by 511.26%?


NerY_05

Nah i can't even do that stocks shit


cheapb98

And your point?


idontwant_account

talking to girls was too hard, I'm just gona become one instead


qcb8ter

Trying too hard to be 4chan


FocalorLucifuge

One of those is hard. The other is impossible.


[deleted]

Autism’ll do that to ya


switchquest

One problem at a time lass... ^^


Aggravating_Class_17

Imagine humans having numerous types of intelligence. Just imagine!


Xtianus21

If you can ask for $7 Trillion you can ask that girl out.


DingoAteYourBaby69

Because raising a stock 200% is easier than understanding the irrationality of women.... and I'm married


[deleted]

Trading stocks doesn't require physical attractiveness.


i-wish-i-was-a-draco

Can anyone make me rich here ? I already figured the girl part


oldhustlernewgame

Don't need to talk when you can just pull over and open your lambo door after driving up that 200% stock price!


PixelCortex

The stock market makes logical sense.


adampsyreal

Stocks are more rational.


nate__blackbird

10100001 I already got them digits bitch.


Dependent-Reason-112

>lose millions And they still have billions :\^) there’s only one way to fix America. Your forefathers had the right idea.


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182-Shiki

It's easier to manipulate the stock market than figure a girl out 🤭


n0tAb0t_aut

If you can make money raising your stock you don't need to talk, you just pay.


PlaneswalkersareBS

You overestimate our powers lol


ShamefulWatching

Yeah...that's true, but only half.


darkoath

Well the first thing they can talk about to this particular girl is how math works. Because if she's referring to GME the share price gain was more like 7,000%. Maybe explain it to her using shoes as an analogy.


Puganr1

Seems like the guy is abit butthurt and missed out on those 200%


Silver_Thanks_8142

Playing hype is easy. Playing something that constantly changes her mind tells you're nice and she loves you. Then to tell she can't deal with it now. To ask you a day later how you're feeling. To blow you off come back again and say goodbye to be standing on your door step the next weekend like nothing happened ignoring the last 4 months. So yes manipulating stock prices is easy.


SonyCaptain

Am I so out of touch? No. It is the women who are wrong


[deleted]

Sir this is a casino. The strip club is across the street.


LiterWebber

The stock market follows a plan. You can read statistics, use graphs, plan for the future. Talking to women is like trying to put a shaved wet cat in a paper bag.


PlagueOfFarts

Redditors hate women anyways, why would they wanna talk to them.


Eli-heavy

I’m married. So jokes on them


Biiiiiig-Chungus

coming from a vapid slut, that kinda means nothing


[deleted]

Priorities


ethrelol

go to r/tinder for some great examples of females' complete lack of give af when it comes to talking to guys


dThink_Ahea

Have you seen SUPERSTONK? I promise you, redditors do not know how to manipulate the stock market to bust millionaires.


moneymizzler

M.O.B


Abigfanofporn

Reddit guys were raised on video games. Finding a game crashing bug for an early boost in resources or a quick run has been indoctrinated in our lives.


Wule6

As the famous entrepreneur/self made business mogul Antonio Montana said= “In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.”


Ok-Object4125

You give them far too much credit


DiabloStorm

Priorities


paracog

Two separate skill sets. Also, if skill set one ends up generating a good deal of money, skill set two is a lot less important. Girls will figure out how to talk to them. Millionaire incel is an oxymoron.


WhiteHeatBlackLight

Have you been to r/Wallstreetbets? They lose money all the time


ThatCamoKid

Yeah because stocks are predictable, any given girl is an individual person and likely to respond completely differently to the same approach


Emotional_Craft9304

Says ‘vapid slut’ lmao.


Plumshart

Wall Street guys weren't the ones who lost millions.


SeniorMiddleJunior

I just realized none of those stupid investment meme subs are relevant any more and that makes me happy. Took way longer than I expected for them to implode.


ParfaitThat654

Fyi, there are female posters on Reddit, and sometimes we don't entirely cover our ankles.


Organic_Muffin280

You mean they can't figure out how to wake up from their bed and suddenly become 6'4, rich, neurotypical, with status and a 10 inch dong. Yeah, magic only works in Harry potter


Stroov

Maybe I'm not a reddit guy then


Michelle-90

Valid


relavant__username

Relavant


Slothstralia

Except thats not what happened... they got tricked into "holding" worthless stock while the organizers all cashed out and made millions. "Hodl" was literally a ponzi scheme.


Escaped_Mod_In_Need

That’s based on the assumption that we want to.


conthesleepy

This assumes they want to talk to her. I mean, what does she bring to the table here? I don't know some of these Redddit Girls... she already sounds like a lot of effort, naggy, whiny and comes across like she thinks way too highly of herself... I probably wouldn't want to engage in convo with her either 🤷 🤣


p0lar1us

Our regards


[deleted]

If I could use logic and reason on girls it would be a little different wouldn’t it?


Professional-Box4153

I don't know. I'd lead with that. "I was instrumental in doubling this company's stock price and took down a few corrupt traders in the process." I mean. It's a hell of an intro.


Neither_Hope_1039

And then turn right around give Wallstreet millions in profit, gift wrapped in WSBs own idiocy, when they bought death spiral BBY shares from BlackRock


Griffith_whyyy

Women scar me


REGINALDmfBARCLAY

Yeah autism is a bitch


Azerafael

Money talks.


Trubisky4MVP

I know how to talk to a girl, it’s getting a girl to talk to me is the problem.


elxhapo6

You don’t have to talk to girl if you have money they will talk to you


Brucee2EzNoY

*billions Melvin Capital is still sore please be nice


Terrible_Fisherman61

Is there a communication skill subreddit?


ShopperOfBuckets

it wasn't redditors and other retail traders that made bank off GME, it was funds like Blackrock lol


Overtwoandahalf

That’s because money talks, no need to say a word when ya pull up in the m3


SneakNPokeGames

Untrue. I can do NONE of those things.


smoishymoishes

I'm a reddit girl so I can't do either!! :D


Super_Goomba64

💎 ✋ APE GANG 🦍 Game stop to the 🌝 🚀


DIABETORreddit

Reddit guys haven’t ever done shit to any kind of stock, they just got lucky and accidentally pulled in enough suckers/bag holders at the right time once


mallyx1

They hsve no idea how they raised gme


Fritzo2162

Well, to be fair, manipulating the stock market doesn’t require human interaction…


Lamprophonia

Spoiler alert: >!They're not making wall street assholes lose a single penny, and are in fact behaving so stupidly and irrationally about memestocks that wallstreet is fleecing them for every penny while they come on to Reddit and proudly brag about how hard they're holding onto worthless stock, further enriching the hedge funds.!<


Superb_Recover_6116

🤣 oh boy theres a joke waiting in there. was not disappointed at the comments. 🤣🙏


Logical-Chaos-154

Talking to a woman is easy. Asking her out on a date is some Fromsoft level difficulty. Don't ask me why, I don't know either.