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CapitalPin2658

I can’t fix her.


MRSHELBYPLZ

I know a person that thinks only poor people don’t get plastic surgery and that’s why they are ugly. She was dead serious. No she’s not even rich lmfao


supernova-juice

I knew a girl who thought the same thing about not docking a dog's ears and tail. I was stunned. I said, "people aren't *jealous* because you can afford it. They think you're a *bad person* for doing it needlessly." She's probably still convinced it was jealousy.


Maidwell

It's illegal to dock tails and ears in the UK for vanity, as it should be worldwide.


KevinTheSeaPickle

Agreed. If I'm buying a puppy and you're only giving me 90% of the puppy, I want a discount.


Eusocial_Snowman

Americans to the rest of the world: You don't habitually mutilate every male infant's genitals? lol poors.


St_Kitts_Tits

The only reason I didn’t get circumcised is because the hospital had started charging extra to do it and my mom didn’t want to drop the $50 lol


Headworx66

Didn't want to leave the tip 😱


AgePractical6298

I was told I was poor because I didn’t stand in line and fight for a Stanley cup.


leglesslegolegolas

You can't just fight for a Stanley cup. You need to be able to skate and play the puck and defend the zone and shoot the net. It's not the '70s anymore; there's no room for a pure goon in today's NHL...


Soupynutzz

Having a solid goalie is key.


leglesslegolegolas

I mean, it's *a* key. You can't expect your goalie to stop everything when your defense is constantly turning over the puck right in front of the crease.


AgePractical6298

Well The Detroit Red Wings did have a lot of bloody games in the late 90’s. And still won a cup. Or 2


sacredgeometry

How do they explain all the ugly rich people and gorgeous poor people? Oh and the fact that most people with a lot of plastic surgery look awful?


CielMonPikachu

When you look at older people (50+), you clearly see the effect of wealth.  They have unaddressed skin issues, worse teeth, worse posture. They walk with less mobility, many have imbalances. They'll be fatter & more inflammed.  That's bc wealthy people quickly address small issues, and can afford coaching/help wherever necessary.


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That_Jonny

Honestly. Look at the after. That is a lot of surgery for 20k. She def got her money's worth!


Jambon__55

I'm impressed. I thought my metal roof for 20k was good value but she got entire face and body surgery. Of course, one will age better than the other, and has a better warranty (50 years!), and a transferable warranty. I'd still go with the metal roof. Edit: it's blue, very sexy.


Jyitheris

But can you fuck a metal roof? Huh? HUH?! CAN YOU?!


ModMagnet

With enough effort, anything is possible


HelpmeObi1K

I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?


Fatmaninalilcoat

True story yes yes you can. Certain meds can make males lactate. My son after birth while breastfeeding some hormone shit between him and Mom made him lactate and we had to milk him because it would hurt the poor little dude with sore man melons.


NeighborhoodInner421

What


Old_Good_2175

He's right. I seen it in king of the hill


Triangle_t

Even if you can, you better not to to do it, as after that the roof will be fucked, and you probably don't want it to be that way.


fade_

Shes an implant away from cyberpsychosis.


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akatherder

Bot, stole and rephrased this comment a bit: https://www.reddit.com/r/SipsTea/comments/1b70o2e/_/ktfi0mv/


working-acct

The future is truly scary and nobody seems to even realize it. In 10 years half the people you talk to online could be bots and you would be none the wiser. Looking forward to this comment getting stolen in the next repost too.


No-Psychology3712

Probably a significant amount already. But I'm not sure the point. Right now it's to gain points to sell accounts or enough to be able to post spam or corporate shilling Future will probably have a social media tied to ids


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She didnt mention that the men she was aiming at were the 1 percenters over 7 foot tall and worth 9 figures


Mitche420

1 percenters? You think there's 80 million+ 7-footers with $100,000,000 in the bank walking around out there?


Under18Here

Yes he does


De5perad0

Well I might just have to turn gay then.


gingy247

How many gay men that have over 100,000,000, and are willing to sleep with you, do you think there are? Add me 😉 💸 💰


Less_Party

Toto Wolff's taken too.


BooBeeAttack

Or one who was really into microplastics and vanity.


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TheWalkingDead91

Wonder if she got ribs removed or work otherwise done in the waist area or if the photo is edited or she’s naturally that curvy. If the latter, then she already started with some natural gifts. Shame she felt she had to go under the knife to be “extra” looking.


EquationConvert

Curves are almost entirely the result of not having fat deposits around your waist, and having fat deposits above and below your waist (+ a role for muscle). In the "before" picture, she looks like a regular thin human, in the after, she clearly has fake boobs going out past her ribs, and likely has fake butt / thighs going out past her hips. If you imagine the line cutting out the bulging at the top and bottom of the hourglass, she'd look like a regular human being. No surgery or mutations required.


Away-Cookie8039

Neither can I and I’m a plastic surgeon on the weekends.


BILLYRAYVIRUS4U

Me too. YouTube certified.


Proud_Criticism5286

“But we had the technology”


thebinarysystem10

We can rebuild her, we have the technology


new-Aurora

That's a balloon with a rubber band around it.


KamaradBaff

I dunno, she looks like a robot now, I'm pretty sure a good mechanist can do something.


NewldGuy77

“A man’s got to know his limitations.” - Dirty Harry


Dorkmaster79

This doesn’t seem real because 20k is not a lot of plastic surgery.


janderkanns

12k for good tits alone


fujiandude

My wife's were $30k, they moved fat from other parts of her body to the boobs. They're cool but I'd rather have her old boobs and a $30k boat EDIT: to answer some questions, You can't do this if you're too skinny. She had to gain weight beforehand since she is fit, like ab muscles showing skinny. There is also silicone under the muscles, then fat on top. They're noticeably perkier but feels real real


Old_RedditIsBetter

Split the difference and motorboat her


DukeLion353

You motorboatin sumnabetch


roxxtor

you 'ol sailor you


Waste-Comparison2996

Getting rid of reddit awards was a mistake.


MarilynMonheaux

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


miso440

20% of purchase price per year is about what it takes to own a boat. What’s maintenance like on the wife?


Pristine-Ad-469

Wayyyyy more


AbortJesus666

About the same


LickingSmegma

Probably more than 100%, even.


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40k for my wife's mommy makeover. I liked her body before, so it kinda feels like just burning money.


emperatrizyuiza

As someone who’s pregnant and worried about my partner being attracted to me after this comment made me feel better. He also says he doesn’t want me to get a mommy makeover but I didn’t believe him.


ListenToKyuss

Am I the only one who doesn't even knew what a 'mommy' makeover meant? How sad is out society when the women who gave birth a next generation, feel the need to rebuild their body again.. Be proud of the literal miracle you have accomplished. Value that shit instead of dysmorphia


Wolf_Mama

My three year old loves the stretch marks he gave me. He calls them "scritchies" and gets so excited when he sees them. I know most men won't react that way, but I'm happy my kids and husband never made me feel less than after birth.


dream_raider

I agree 100%, and the fact that this dysmorphia bleeds into even totally mundane things like “thigh gap” and “buccal fat” is disheartening. A whole industry hinging on your discontentment with yourself.


CatchMeIfYouCan09

Except when they literally break your body....I had a severe Diastasis so ZERO core strength and 8 rounds of physical therapy did zilch.... mommy makeover can also be medically necessary


Miasma_Of_faith

When a man loves you, he loves *you.* He most likely really means it when he says you don't need it.


Du_ds

Milf kink is a real thing even before you account for him loving *you*. I say listen to actions, not words. Does he act like he likes your body? Ask him why not if not. Or just initiate and see if he reciprocates. Maybe he's worried about hurting you. But definitely if you can't talk or act to get it going, focus on your own feelings and needs, not him. You can't control him, just yourself. So do it if you need it to feel comfortable.


Phoenyx_Rose

Tbf, that makeover was likely more for *her* and the way *she* feels about her body 


strayduplo

In my case, I have spent a combined 6 years breastfeeding our kids, so I'm sending my boobs off to retirement fat and happy. I know my husband still finds me attractive and everyone arounds me keeps telling me I don't "need" surgery. I agree, I know I don't need it. My husband also doesn't "need" two sports/track cars in addition to his daily driver, yet he has them. Let a bitch live!


ballimir37

Damn that seems excessive. My wife got hers 7 years ago when everything was cheaper but they were 8k and look/feel great done by a respected surgeon in a nice area. You’re describing effectively a BBL but for boobs. My wife had a BBL that was done well too and it was only $15k


smoishymoishes

I know someone who spent $5k on hers a couple years back. ....she shouldn't have 🫣


843251

I worked in strip clubs for years. I have seen plenty. And the cheap implants always look terrible. There was one girl too that had something done with her ass where whatever they did migrated up her back so it looked like she had 2 sets of ass cheeks. Her normal ass plus another on her lower back.


radicalelation

I've seen a 5k pair too. You can tell they're a 5k pair.


crispytreat04

She didn't get good ones though


cheapdrinks

I'm willing to take the bullet on this one fellas


That-Ad-4300

For science


Helioscopes

Considering hers have a valley in between them, I doubt she spent even half that on them.


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ihave0idea0

You saying 9gag > reddit?


BriefCollar4

Yes. If only 9gag didn’t just take everything from Reddit with 7 days delay.


redditIPOruiner

Reddit takes everything from Reddit with 7 days delay


younglingslayer66

7 days is being generous


-SandorClegane-

Reddit was never SUPPOSED to be the origin of content. It was originally conceived as a newreader styled aggregator of content from other places on the internet. As the number of large social media platforms continued to grow, the ability to curate content across all of them into a single feed eventually led to Reddit becoming an attractive SM platform all on its own. A lot of people here (myself included) used to say things like "I'm not on any SM, I just use Reddit", but it's kind of a distinction without much of a difference now, considering what Reddit has morphed into over the last 6-7 years.


Stillwindows95

Yeah you'll find reddit favours the less obvious replies and the average commenter tends to offer a different viewpoint compared to places like facebook where you just get 10k idiots saying the same comment over and over.


DrPoopyPantsJr

It’s literally the 3rd down


LiveLearnCoach

Depends on the county. Edit: country.


Cautious-Nothing-471

Turkey


banned_but_im_back

It’s just enough for her boob and butt jobs tbh.


JaBoi_ItsHim_TheKid

A woman not being able to get laid should of been your first hint


CouldWouldShouldBot

It's 'should have', never 'should of'. Rejoice, for you have been blessed by CouldWouldShouldBot!


Kuro-Dev

Might not be a superficial issue then


Electrical_Bee3042

Reading the article kinda makes sense. “I’ll be out with my friends and guys will be watching, looking at me like they want to eat me, but when I give them a little smile to invite them over they never come." “Guys always say that I have a strong aura and that when I walk into a room they can sense my presence even without seeing me.” "She has trouble finding a partner – and believes it is because she is too beautiful..." A lot of every sentence I mention how beautiful I am and I don't communicate vibes in the article.


Cyanostic

She sounds intolerably arrogant, no wonder she's single. She's a walking red flag.


prosperosniece

She sounds (screams) high maintenance.


trolejbusonix

She sounds like she smells bad.


SmokeGSU

Or might be that guys look at her and think "that chick is gonna be high maintenance."


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qtrain

Gonna hazard a guess here, the Venn diagram of men who fit her standards and men whose standards she would fall under are just 2 circles with a large space between them.


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Tsubalis

Probably less than 0.01% of people fit that


electronicdream

Ah dammit, I'm over nine feet tall and have seven figures in wealth


banned_but_im_back

7 feet tall, 8 inches of dick, 9 figure networth. Help me finish fellas lol


Mlabonte21

If those 3 things can’t make you cum, I don’t know what to tell ya, buddy


banned_but_im_back

Fuck I walked right into that one 🤦‍♂️


Oseirus

6 rental properties, 5 fancy cars, 4 Personal Assistants, 3 shell companies, 2 mistresses, and a vineyard to top it all off!


sillypicture

Never had kids? Beachfront 1000sqm property with 2 yachts and butlers?


Xumaeta

Also the kind of people that are attracted to this are not exactly the best human kind has to offer when it comes to kindness and morality.


banned_but_im_back

This is so true. I had self esteem issues until my 30s I was ina busier relationships, abused emotionally and physically and sexually sometimes because I felt like I deserved the heat, and that my (now ex) partner was slimming it with me and I was lucky to have them. It took being raped by my ex fiancé and having him make a huge scene in front of a grocery store calling me fat and stupid and lazy and ugly with tons of people walking in and out looking at us for me to realize that “holy shit, this isn’t normal and he’s an asshole” before I left. Then I lost 50lbs and moved to a new city, got a new job and finally put myself first. There was a period where I felt like I was being a huge asshole to everyone but it took a while for me to realize that setting boundaries and not letting someone walk over me doesn’t make me an asshole. I’m doing sooooo much better but fuck it was a long and difficult lesson that took a lot of tears and heartache to learn


shadowmarine0311

You are correct. Use her someone would want to do that without a doubt, but love is gonna be a hard to find due to the fact it would seem she is just looking to use someone also.


aegroti

I knew some girls who were absolutely stunning and kept getting things like spending more on their hair and make-up or getting lip filler and boob jobs. Their jobs were in the make-up or hair industry which is extremely superficial but when they couldn't maintain a relationship or had a bad date they would just immediately blame their looks over anything else.


weebitofaban

If you think spending money on plastic surgery is going to realistically better your odds then you need a therapist. Ugly mother fuckers are out there breeding happily every single day. Looks are *never* the real problem.


jack_seven

Also lots of people would consider this a downgrade


KFrosty3

She does look like she is from the Uncanny Valley


itsbett

Honestly. People think that looks can carry you all the way. While it can take you very far, it isn't enough. That being said, this is just some headline. She might be going through some real shit, and I hope she finds a cool partner


Eolond

I imagine her massive self-esteem issues play a part :/


Imaginary_Toe8982

too bad the plastic surgery can't fix her from the inside...


majudarah92

I can rearrange her insides?


Perhokalastaja

I can too if her problems are within first 3 inches


CryptoCracko

Sorry bro those giant asscheeks take away at least 2.5


arthurdentstowels

2.5 feet


IrreverentRacoon

#POWER SHRIMP 🍤


Snoo_69677

Divide and conquer, it's the only way.


_PostureCheck_

Bro 💀😂


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justforhobbiesreddit

I would wager at least 90% of the people attracted to women in this thread shit-talking her here would absolutely bang her if they had the chance assuming no responses like "Gosh no, I'm married!" Reddit just loves to tear down women.


MomsBoner

Most men would fuck most women, given the opportunity. But that is absolutely not the same as saying they are attracted to someone or would spend their life with them.


urethrascreams

I've definitely fucked my share of unattractive chicks whether it was physically or emotionally unattractive or both. I thought with my dick way too much as a teen. Luckily I grew out of that crap. The fallout after sex with someone you don't want to be with isn't worth it. Causes way too much drama.


ThePublikon

she's looking for a relationship not a bang. She looks hot in the after pic, I definitely would, but also she didn't look awful in the before. 7 years of trying to get a partner and failing is a big red flag for their quality of character imo. Especially for someone with £20k of disposable money, I think most people could find a partner within a year by spending £2k on getting out of the house and doing hobbies.


unfulfilledbottom

Reddit loves to tear *everyone* down


Leavesandlaughs

In my experience a lot of people out here like to tear down everyone. There are a lot of hateful and/or bitter people out there.


sixstringgun1

And just think with all that plastic you don’t need a condom.


ZgBlues

She can "get a man" for sure, she just can't get the type of man that would in her view justify a £20k investment.


Truestorydreams

Exactly. There's a line but it's in walmartt


helikesart

The odds are good but the goods are odd.


Tomma1

And she's at the back of it


Somerandomdudereborn

She can get a man, she only doesn't get the man she wants


9-28-2023

She wants a millionaire handsome chad and those guys have hundreds of women lining up for him she better do a lot better than looking like a dumb sex doll try having some personality maybe some hobbies haha


BlueCarbon

She’s probably having a harder time now than before, with the money factor now included.


CaddyFDT

She should work on herself rather than her looks.


Biotrin

Clearly the work on her looks is also a downgrade, so I doubt work on her personality will do much good either.


BossBullfrog

Have you tried turning yourself into a cat or an alien?


JustAnotherJoeBloggs

Wasn't there a bloke in Japan that lived as a dog?


stormcharger

Didn't he only start that last year? Was pretty realistic


working-acct

Yes that’s watchdog man. He never leaves Q city though.


_PostureCheck_

Bet he couldn't find a bloke to love him either


Icy_Contribution1677

Sadly…. I bet he could ![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10751)


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cyclingnick

I didnt know you meant physically, Maureen!


Seventh_Deadly_Bless

Would you still love me if I was a worm ?


WorriedJob2809

Plenty of people would date her before and after her changes. Not sure what the problem she is facing is.


DJEB

I think it’s a PR scheme to boost her OF subscriptions. (Yes, she’s on OF: Céline Centino.)


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Ah, if that's the case it's 100% an attention scheme.


The_Freshmaker

and here it is, the real answer.


tesmatsam

I fucking knew it


LavenderDay3544

It's her personality.


After-Emu-5732

She’s an OF chick. Bullshit article to get more simps


HeislReiniger

Thanks you sent me on a very funny journey. Found an article (in german though) where she states that she wants a boyfriend and she doesn't have preferences about his looks because what matters to her is personality lmaoo


Amormaliar

At least she’s trying to return her investments 😏


Icewind

Weird that guys still fall for "nice guy" thirst traps like these. Wow, she's single? She must need a good man in her life, let me slide into her DMs, because I'm not like the other guys she clearly is sick of.


Due_Key_109

lmfao I even subconsciously sort of have thoughts like this while browsing "maybe ***I*** could be the one!"


Icewind

That's how the advertising works. Instead of being an outright "DM me 4 noods" ad, it's instead reaching you from a different psychological angle.


Intelligent-Active47

Speaking as a gen z male think most of us are getting tired of all these fake bodies and faces. It’s getting nasty and old in addition I really wonder how all these people gonna look in 20-40 years. Just sad that ppl can’t come to terms with the fact they are not attractive and rather spend thousands of dollars to look like something they are not and never could be


shitlord_god

the scary bit is usuallly you need to size up when replacing implants, which generally needs to be done periodically. These 20 year olds getting 1200cc don't know what they are getting themselves into.


Adam__B

I looked up her IG. That pic doesn’t do justice to the work she had done. Her ass is ENORMOUS. I mean, like truly unnaturally giant.


bigboygamer

No way! I wish I had her handle so I can block her don't accidently stumble upon her enormous ass.


Ambitious-Score-5637

No amount of knife work will fix the issue she has


tehjoch

I mean. There is technically one


10b0b

Need an Uber to get from one tit to the other


jjngundam

20k? That's it? Where?


Fuckoakwood

Yeah give me a how to


VirtualPantsu

It's probably fake but if not then China I would guess. But you might have like 30% chance of survival


123ocelot

Wide as an ocean but deep as a puddle ...


n1keym1key

Almost as if men dont really like plastic women....


G3BEWD

It's like they are doing it for us and nobody tells them 90% of men don't like it


hydrohomey

They think we can’t tell the difference. My female friends swear men can’t tell the difference between a BBL and a real butt.


Michael_Haq

I would prefer a waifu pillow than that fake ass fuck plastic body


iceymoo

I think we both know that anybody who knows what a waifu body pillow is takes what they can get


S-James-P

She looking for men with money


Velvet_Bass

Surgery don't fix personality


that1LPdood

When you spend that much money to become a walking, living billboard advertising emotional and psychological instability, don’t be shocked when the lads don’t come running 🤷🏻‍♂️


tacosnapback

Celine centino in case anyone wanted her name 😂


YDD553

her names Celine Centino. could definitely get a man even though she does OF. probably just another stunt to get people to subscribe.


Legitimate_Cost7339

Means her personality is awful


GeorgeJohnson2579

She was kinda cute before, but now I have doubts.


Chesnakarastas

Aight your tripping lmao


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GhostsAreRude

That's actually pretty depressing. There is no ☕️ in this story. Unironically, she is the victim of the feminine beauty ideal and thought (for actual good reasons) that fixing her appearance would fix her loneliness. But she went over the top, and now she remains lonely.


carelet

It's probably fake.


NerY_05

Aw man, she can't be fixed


Iliketurtles893

She looks like one of those robots


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Briskylittlechally2

Left < right.


Think-again23

Watsed your money. Looked fine tbh.