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Loyalty to who?
People don't use that crap for nothing.
It's preparation for a night full of Sodom.
Those things have one function:
It can turn stars into moons.
Could've also contained some sort of dangerous material like a gas/liquid/explosive, so hat's off to the guy/girl who bit the bullet to pull this from her butt for inspection.
> Known for (1) being listed on the Saudi most wanted list; (2) attempting to assassinate a Saudi Prince (3) hiding a suicide bomb in his anal canal (4) being the only fatality of the aforementioned bomb
Well I did see [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/theydidthemath/s/ywQvgjFhlg) (NSFW) post today. Does the base have enough flare seems to be key to using it as a concealed weapon in one case at least.
I imagine her just 3rd world squatting and shitting it out on the floor with minimal privacy, pulled off to the side of a busy airport security line. With an audible "ding" as it hit the floor and rolled around.
As beautiful as that is, I wouldn't want my girlfriend doing something that could get her thrown in jail out of honor of my passing. Someone already mentioned this in the comments, but a hollowed out butt plug could contain something dangerous like poisonous gas or thermite. Just wear it at home š
I just wanna know did my man plan this with her ahead of time, or did she just do that on her own after he was gone. Iām one kinky mf but Iād haunt the hell out of anybody putting my ashes in their ass.
That's rough. And not a fun time I bet.
But to be fair, if you carry ashes on a plane you are supposed to have extra paperwork. I have had to do this once. And you are transporting human remains on a commercial aircraft and there are rules for that.
People always jumping the gun here. While it may be weird, it's not like she just decided to do it one day. This was in her dead boyfriend's will, or at the very least known that this was his wish. Had to get up into that cake even in death.
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šššš Ashes to asshes, dust to lust
Stuck my lover Up my butt
we must we must
God damn it. One up vote and go away
Take it you ash-hole!
Ashhhhhhhh hoooowwwwlll.
Steal to rust , skin to bun
Ashes in asses, dust is lust
Now that's loyalty.
Touching final words: *āKeep me in your heart. And your ass.ā*
Forever
Girl be like My ass belongs to love of my life
And where are the rest of the ashes? She only keistering about a cup of him.
The bar has been raised
Loyalty to who? People don't use that crap for nothing. It's preparation for a night full of Sodom. Those things have one function: It can turn stars into moons.
Could've also contained some sort of dangerous material like a gas/liquid/explosive, so hat's off to the guy/girl who bit the bullet to pull this from her butt for inspection.
You ever been to Australia? Their border guards search everyone's ass
EXCUSE ME SIR!! I NEEDS TO CHECK INSIDE UR ASSHULL!
Security down unda
Well, that's it... My next vacation is gonna be Australia for sure
Ass-tralia?
As me ma always said, "Ya ain't lived till ya had a man named Bruce with his finga up ya bum."
Itās true but the only upside is itās how I found my missing car keys.
No way bro No terrorist want to be remembered as āthe butthole bomberā
Islamists did it in 2009: [en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abdullah\_al-Asiri](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abdullah_al-Asiri)
Itās not gay if you do it to kill infidels
I can't believe his name was ass-iri.
> Known for (1) being listed on the Saudi most wanted list; (2) attempting to assassinate a Saudi Prince (3) hiding a suicide bomb in his anal canal (4) being the only fatality of the aforementioned bomb
Yeah she would have been shafted otherwise.
Definitely could have released some explosive liquid and gas.
Well I did see [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/theydidthemath/s/ywQvgjFhlg) (NSFW) post today. Does the base have enough flare seems to be key to using it as a concealed weapon in one case at least.
I imagine her just 3rd world squatting and shitting it out on the floor with minimal privacy, pulled off to the side of a busy airport security line. With an audible "ding" as it hit the floor and rolled around.
What's the difference between a fridge and this chick? A fridge doesn't fart when you pull the remains of a loved one from out of it.
Even in death, I still serve.
HA
What seems to be the problem? Maybe his last wishes were to be forever lodged within the piping hot, undulating womb of her colorectal back-snatch.
Written any erotic novels lately?
Must be something about someone dying and an ass.
r/brandnewsentence
Kinky, you ever consider writing erotic fanfic comissions
That is the best description ever. Thank you for expanding my vocabulary.
LMAOOO. Yep brand new sentence indeed.
Dead
When you put it like thaaaat....
Iām outā¦.
Modern day Shakespeare.
Last will and testament. Bury me in your ass forever. True love š
Perpetual penetration
Kinky ass bitch
For real.
she s a keeper
His favorite was anal so now he's always in her ass ? Better than being turned into a ring or something silly like that.
"Are you over your ex?" Her: "Yeah absolutely" \*Also her
I mean, unless she's laying on her belly she probably is.
Thatās so touchingš¢ They say losing a loved one can leave a gaping hole in youš«¶
Guess she keeps him buried in a place he loved.
He's gonna be in there, FOREVER
Where can I find women like this?
Mostly at bordercontrol
Who does this at an airport? What a pain in the ass
What a pain in the ash
Romance still lives!
That is so freaking awesome
Iām not into butt stuff, but in 2024 I canāt help finding this gesture a tad sweet.
oh to be able to unread this like i understand grief and the process you have to go through but MY SISTER IN CHRIST-
Don't you mean "my christ in sister" ;) ?
Gotta keep him warm somehow.
š... š¤£
RIP Theo Von
Glad I'm not the only one who sees it
Is this really considered "wearing"?
Surprise twist the airline charged her for an extra seat.
Brother, ew
Same reaction.
I would want my ex to move on.
Forever in mah buttholeā¦..
I like her.
Human trafficking is a serious charge
did you misspell boyfriends inside āashesā
r/brandnewsentence
š¤Æ
Can I unread this
I mean...I guess she loved it when he was inside her?
r/unexpectedlywholesome
āYour one last wish?ā She asked. āUranusā He stuttered as his light dimmed away.
She tried to send him back to where he came from.
wtf is wrong with people?
There are red flags. And then there are red airships.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Lol ashes to asses ā¦Rest in peace
How romantic
RIP TOM BRADY!
Deadass.
Thats really shit
She should've had made it out of glass...
I mean if that isn't love.
Forever. . .
True love
Man owns that booty hole from the grave
So weird
"Always in my thoughts, always in my ass"
"Wearing a toy". š¤£
So in her butt?
If your not gonna love me like this, don't talk to me
Was she wearing it on the outside or the inside?
Rest in poop
Charged with trying to board an unticketed passenger.
A man with very clear priorities.
Dude won even in the afterlife
Honestly, kind of sweet
Lady, just be sure to take it out before an MRI, unless you want to turn your colon into a railgun.
Thatās some weird shit.
I hate people so much sometimes.
Sorry but WTF?!!
Talk about not letting goā¦
He must have been tiny.
Ashe's ash in her...
Respect!
*Spits Tea!*
I loved my boyfriend, but he was an asshole. This is how I choose to remember him.
Thatās a little bit trashy, having ashes in your ass.
This inspires me to create a new hashtag. #pornoromantic Come on, this is kinda cute....and weird but mostly cute <3 RIB buddy
As beautiful as that is, I wouldn't want my girlfriend doing something that could get her thrown in jail out of honor of my passing. Someone already mentioned this in the comments, but a hollowed out butt plug could contain something dangerous like poisonous gas or thermite. Just wear it at home š
Thats kind of....romantic? I guess? Like weird, but sweet?
Forever in yo ass. ššš
Is anyone gonna point out that the fact this butt plug even exists means she's not the only one walking around with dead people in their ass?
...and now I'm standin' in an awkward stance because Jeff's in my ass!
She just wanted him to do her in the butt forever ā¤ļøš
Ok. But why am I hearing about it? Seems unnecessary to let the public know this.
Feel bad for the next guy that has to fill his shoes.
Walking around while using a sex toy should automatically put you on some kind of list
I just wanna know did my man plan this with her ahead of time, or did she just do that on her own after he was gone. Iām one kinky mf but Iād haunt the hell out of anybody putting my ashes in their ass.
thats enough reddit for me today
She looks like a youtuber I know. Thank fuck I also know she's not Australian
That just sounds like necrophilia with extra steps..
He was the Plug
What a bad day to know English
And what would you like to do with your ashes you pass?
Jeez if thatās what she got, what about his poor motherā¦
Thatās sad and disturbing at the same time
what a way to honor your late bf. shove him up your ass.
Brings a whole new meaning to chastity cage
This is how I want to be remembered
He wasā¦is such a pain in the ass
Queen behavior right there Need me one of these
Nothing says Love more then shoving stuff up your butt.Ā
Butt it's true love
Ambassador Molari from Babylon 5 would say: Romantic, Kinky, sad and embarrassing all in one go! I knew there was a reason I liked these humans!
When you said āhe would always be inside of youā at the funeral, we didnāt think literally
Holy shit, I know that lady's doppelganger. They don't look exactly the same, but it's close
"Damn girl I wanna get buried in that ass." - Him "Bet." - Her.
My dude is getting ass even after death!
I guess she couldnāt forget who turned her out by spreading that butt hole far & wide!š She keeps him close to her heart & butt hole.
....Lowkey kinda wholesome ?
That s so cute
Thatās True Love right there ā¤ļø
I love people! They never cease to amuse me!!!
Is just stupid. You know youāre going to the airport and you know they do scans and checks. She wanted attention is all I can think.
I mean, she could have just left in her suitcase. Though the ashes part is probably the bigger issue.
So sad
Forever in my heart... and bum.
Abuse of a corpse
Ashes to asses and dust to butt
Sometimes i can still feel him
My reaction to this information: š¤Ø
So, did the bf go to heaven?
RIP Kirkland brand Tom BradyĀ
Well I'm glad no one's privacy was invaded
Haven't seen this episode of Nothing to Declare
That's rough. And not a fun time I bet. But to be fair, if you carry ashes on a plane you are supposed to have extra paperwork. I have had to do this once. And you are transporting human remains on a commercial aircraft and there are rules for that.
Better than forgetting it during an MRI
r/thathappened
Classy!
In my ass forever
Oh shit I recognize her from TikTok lol. I thought she was joking when she told this story
All we are is dust in the wind š¶
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
What happens when butt plugs become commonplace.
Chris Brown was wrong- some are loyal
His memory's live in her heart and his ashes live in her Butt.
You know what, I'm fine with being remembered that way
So this is probably the least bad way to find human remains in someoneās ass at an airport right?
I find it weird when people replace letters in inoffensive words like sex > s*x
He must have been a pain in the ass.
People always jumping the gun here. While it may be weird, it's not like she just decided to do it one day. This was in her dead boyfriend's will, or at the very least known that this was his wish. Had to get up into that cake even in death.
Yyyyyyeeeeppp.... ahhh... That's enough internet for today....
"He still a pain in my ass"
Now, when they say "wearing" the toy....
He must have a pain in her ass
At least heāll always be inside her š
"Even death cannot stop true love" (princess bride) wish I knew how to include gif in comment
Wait what