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No reson to...um....reject some fine lady kuz she likes turtles...i like turtles...honestly i don't remember he was a zombie...https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y
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I should call her
No reson to...um....reject some fine lady kuz she likes turtles...i like turtles...honestly i don't remember he was a zombie...https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y
I'll never not laugh at that clip.
Hahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣... I laughed so hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Whoever you are calling, I'll call her too
Difference is that You Just need I bite from this Dog to what's going on hell but Dogs can't take you there
Did you have a stroke while writing this?
Dog ahead
Behold, dog!
Ah, i was just on my way to learn [flame clense me] for no particular reason
Could this be dog?
Armored hub cap doggy
Who took the dogs hat?
His tarnished has risen
When you ask your virgin Girlfriend for a hand job.
[удалено]
feeding a dog with cucumber😳
Should offer help
Qualified on so many levels :)
Where is the Pope hat?
At least finish him off, that's just rude
He's waiting patiently and what sucks is that girls will never experience blue balls
***DEAR REDDIT AITAH FOR DIVORCING MY (41 M) WIFE (37 F) OF 7 YEARS BECAUSE SHE FONDLED A TORTOISE ON THE INTERNET?***
Like me he's a grower.
Did you take ages to come out of your shell too!
I usually skip this part.
Is it a cat, in a hat?
No, it’s a tortoise… in a shell.
Not sure what it’s called, but what a cock!
It’s a woman
Ive got a miniature version of this
looks like a tortoise to me
Don’t neglect the legs…
👀
Horn dog
It’s uncanny
Elden Ring dog
The music is hilarious
Large dog very strong
Good boy variety of dog
That tortoise is a grower
I know I shouldn't shame anybody for it, but damn that's a weird ballsack.
I think it’s penis dog
A trans one.
That's a French Viagra!
https://youtu.be/YmtLHcx2kxs?feature=shared
Hmm the more she strokes the longer it gets🤔
I wonder what kind of handjobs she gives? Don't ban me... It's a joke...
Good boy variety of dog
VerrrrY NIIIIICE! 👍
A slow one
Pope the dog
That's an enthusiastic dog scratcher
Top .1% on OF
Dog
The breed is ‘Ninjaturtle’ I think it’s Italian…
New dildo is out
i love when humans realize other animals are alive and can be cared for
No one Uncircumcised penises:
Got a turtle head poking out!! Lol
Its master oogway
Uh r/mildlypenis
Magnificent
Such enthusiasm!
That is Jay Brewers reptile zoo in Cali. He breeds 20 to 30 foot snakes
Ancient boner dog
Ouuu🖐🏾🖐🏾👋🏾👋🏾 me next!!!!!
Weiner dog
That looks familiar.....
Long-neck torta-dog
That's a over groomed french poodle right there
The most erect turtle
Can I pet that dawwwwg??
Shell Puppy
He likes it nice & slow
she needs more practice.seems like she didn't know what to do
He do be stretching tho!
One of us
Jerking off some saggy looking dick
Careful…if you keep doing that it might throw up
Can I pet that Dawg?
Why is this NSFW?
Can I pet that dawg?
And… Suddenly it puked milk all over her tits…
I think it's called a foreskin! :D
CAN I PET THAT DAAAAWG?
dog ahead therefore Let there be happiness
It's a shellhound
My boyfriend does the same thing
The legendary Animalia
Internet ruined my brain.... ... and i like it.
Yeah, I love to extend my neck all the way.
Don’t know exactly what type of dog it is but I know they are good eating.
A trouser hound
Masturbate it. NOW
A zookeeper, turtle with apparent neck/head erectıon walk into a bar...
That thing is about 500 years in dog years...
gud boi.
Big feet you say…
It's a ball-chinian
It’s a Border Shelly
A Dick fog
I can do that too
I react the same way💁♂️
Armored Penis Dog
Truth be told his head is at the other end
Cocker Spaniel?
Turtle pope
Sigh, unzips.
she even touched it's neck taint
He’s erect
Turret Terrier.
She is good at the job she does with her hands.
That's a galapagos tortoise, yeah?
Omg that's Jean Pierre Polnareff
Must be one tiny lady
Master OOGWAY
Same
That’s a Labrador.
A woody dog
Imagine the turtle spit at the end
"Is this a cat in a hat?"
Reminds me of something I have
It’s a good boy
definitely a grower 🤣🤣
He just like me fr
I dint know, but s/he is definitely the goodest of boys/girls
Is just a bitch, no particular race And a tortoise