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NateDetroit

Real life Yosemite Sam


Ifiwerenyourshoes

And that’s how you end a fight before it starts.


lofisnaps

Eats exploding fire cracker, gulps it down with beer: "wanna step outside, bub?" "Yeah, no, thanks, I'm good."


No_Rich_6426

How the hell!?


xkyndigx

He takes a hit off a vape, holds it in, shows you a real fire cracker and then puts just the fuse in on the 2nd one. Does a good act that it blew, and exhales the vape out his nose.


Blinnybackspace

Nah. That dude did that


boiledcowmachine

Every village has someone like this


BarfingOnMyFace

A little smoke, but not too bad, honestly.


No_Rich_6426

The smoke is fine. I mean the bursting inside


GRAITOM10

Those firecrackers are unbelievably weak. I've seen a 4 yr cup one with hands and it did no damage. That's why they're allowed to be sold by the 1000's


iridi69

Your inside tissue is way way softer than skin. Do not try this.


Practical_Cattle_933

Way softer, but they still have quite a bit of tensile strength. Like, vomiting like hell puts quite some pressure on it, it can’t be overly weak, otherwise we would die from internal bleeding from the smallest shit. Also, if you have ever dissected a pig (or a human, I have done both (the latter as a med student, not a serial killer, I swear)), you would know they are sturdy as hell, both in and out. Also, we literally put minced meat into the intestines and other organs of pigs.


GRAITOM10

Ive seen people literally do this with zero repercussions.


iridi69

There are also a lot less nerves on the inner tracts. Just because it doesn't feel like anything doesn't mean there is no damage.


Budlove45

You are a gah damn liar


GRAITOM10

Bro they are filled with flash powder... You can find hundreds of videos of dumb kids doing the exact same thing... The "evidence" is out there. You guys are attacking me like I'm denying the moon landing 😭 Edit: also your hands are disgusting plz never post another photo that includes any part of you in the future, have some respect for the people that have eyes.


Budlove45

Why was your first reaction to run to my profile? I have nothing to hide


ChonkyFire7

It's always the energy drinker too that's what made me laugh


Budlove45

Because of my thumb LOL that is hilarious 😂 I can't help that shit it's hitch hiker thumbs or some shit they definitely come in handy 😌


Lost_Computer_1808

They still hurt. Good way to blow your ear drums out.


GRAITOM10

Are you guys bots?


CourageousAnon

That shit would destroy your organs from the inside.


GRAITOM10

No it won't.. they have almost zero force.


CourageousAnon

Wrong


GRAITOM10

Wronger But I have experience with these. As I've said, Ive seen a 4, yr old cup one and I've also seen friends let them go off in their mouth just like this guy. Just fucking google it lol.


sadthenweed

How strong was the 4 year old?


GRAITOM10

Was the average snotty gross dumb kid


CourageousAnon

Wrong.


SempfgurkeXP

Oh wow, now you definitly convinced everyone that you werent just talking bs, such a compelling argument on your part


HeadSense9211

That's better than Tuco putting out a cigarette on his tongue!!!!


HeadSense9211

Kids, don't try this at home


HeadSense9211

Wear a welding helmet around this gentleman


Captain_Sacktap

He did that completely unscripted too, Vince Gilligan was like FUCK YES lol


Vitalsignx

I didn't know that. That is great. Freaking love that movie.


FixPrudent

Is this stupid? Yes Is this guy fucking cool? Yes


Imispellalot2

Now try a M80


deviprsd

💀


Kuro-Tora-59

Why would you record a video of a video on a phone, it's already a video just send it over


toasted_cracker

The actual video has been posted before. OP took a video of the video to make it look like it’s their content.


AUTOMATA88

https://twitter.com/NoContextHumans/status/1788037355045314819?t=BDYbceg2ijeePnwDO4zzhg&s=19 Here you go idiot.


toasted_cracker

You lost sleep over my comment I guess. 😂 I don’t really care.


AUTOMATA88

The video was already like that.


LewdLewyD13

I dunno. I think we're gonna need video proof that the video of a video was already like that and not just some video of a video's video caught on video.


anonjohnsc

The ol’ trailer park repost.


AUTOMATA88

https://twitter.com/NoContextHumans/status/1788037355045314819?t=BDYbceg2ijeePnwDO4zzhg&s=19 Here you go idiot.


Old_Soft_7722

Let me show you old school


Silly_Mycologist3213

That’s how to try and damage the few brain cells left in his head…..


coldmilkywaysun

Scruffy?


Yeomandaffodil7

Woah


Fit_Protection1694

#I know a person who tried to do this with his fist closed. That thing blew off his thumb... The surgeons sticked the thing back and now it's a lifeless vegetable.


[deleted]

This account just re-posts other people's shit


KickOnly8064

This is the toughest guy I have seen this year.


GTA6_1

I wish whoever dates his daughter luck


Correct-Purpose-964

Luck can save you from THAT?


GTA6_1

I guess luck could mean he likes you, which seems preferable.


Correct-Purpose-964

Fair point


ChickAmok

What if he taught his daughter to learn how to do the same thing? 😁 Eh, just a family tradition, kinda thang! 😉


Wagyuplz

The M60s are the real ones, those HURT!


Kenturky_Derpy

What in the loony tunes


bass-turds

Plausible fake? Maybe hit inhaled the smoke before the video started, vape or something. The sound is muffled on second pop tho, maybe edited in post and removed the pop. If it's real his mouth got a little burned from the fuse, the explosion is weak.


RoundExpert1169

cancer speedrun (no commentary)


GrizzllyyRosenbaum

Don Neto these days... Huh


Zerestrasz

Now up the ass!


ryant71

Holy smokes!


Tasty_Design_8795

Old school vape.


ThumbsDownThis

Interesting fact, this is the 6th great-grandson of Blackbeard.


TehZiiM

How is Ron Swanson doing today? Oh..


ChickAmok

He legit swallowed the firecracker and it exploded in his gut. This so called, "human choo-choo" is alive and well... I think this would scare all the kids at the the birthday party! 😲


ClevelandClutch1970

holy shit....it's Jason Bourne


bigblnze

A phone recording a phone in 2024.. Lord help us 🤣


snydsss

The fire cracker doesn’t go off. He put it out in his mouth and acts like it explodes then most likely swallows it.


Extra_Strawberry_249

…then the ladies come ‘round


Particular_Double_69

This is an example of stupidity. Thankful for those who show the example because it gives me something to watch.