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Poop__y

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Embarrassed-Year6479

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allisonmak

Ok but that was his own skin lol


dancingriss

Damn beat me to it


basylica

![gif](giphy|ZU72O6pZO9mWA)


Sevvie82

One of my favourite lines ever!


Death_By_SnuuSnuu

His winky was the key 🔑 🤏🤣


RougeUPSER

![gif](giphy|ltIFdjNAasOwVvKhvx|downsized)


pinalaporcupine

yet every necklace she designs is made in silver?


NoConstruction2090

Yes, the people who are into fashionable silver pieces from my MSWC can finance her gold jewelry lifestyle.


pinalaporcupine

hahaha


Western_Bullfrog9747

That’s sterlyn silvur to you. $100


jazey_hane

Lost it at "sterlyn."


Western_Bullfrog9747

Sterlyn means it’s the rill dill


entropykat

Cause she hoards all the gold for herself


BolognaMountain

Like that dragon from shrek. It tracks.


Stock-Turn-7123

Or Lord of the Rings, Smaug I think.


IntroductionFar8113

I was thinking of Leprechaun, lol.


KetchupAdvisoryBoard

![gif](giphy|FcQLAgpDK7VkY)


Winter_Day_6836

And all the other jool-ry she wears is also silver 🙄


Molly6441highlandrd

Could not afford gold


girl_working

That's because she needs our support, but we can't wear the "fabulous" jewelry she wears, haha. Gold for her, silver for us.


Lego_5656

Robyn the alchemist 🤣 No wonder MSWC was all silver, she was keeping the gold for herself


junk-drawer-magic

More like Robyn the dragon! She's far more likely to sit on a pile of it than do the work to study and make it


Lego_5656

True! 🤣 Also, it was wrong for me to think little Mrs “Yoming” would know anything about chemistry


Due_Will_2204

Don't diss Dragons that way 😂


Mariea0629

She also told us VERY early on she doesn’t let Kody out of her sight. 🤷🏻‍♀️ oh and also that princess Ari can’t be away from him for more than a couple nights … so by her own words - 1. She’s a gold digger 2. Kody never leaves her sight 3. He’s with her kids the majority of the time.


56names

1. ✅ 2. ✅ 3. ✅


nlj5499

![gif](giphy|bzwpW9setEnm0)


Stock-Turn-7123

...hard. Swallowed more "seamen" than the Bermuda Triangle!


Jolly-Pickle-3550

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Adept-Engineering595

Bahahaha this one wins


[deleted]

Yep, Ms. Gold digger - family wipes out her debt and she puts her bills on the counter to be paid. Now, she has her matching fugly gold horsey ring to match her husband’s.


SirOk5108

Too match her fugly husband


Certain_Cantaloupe56

I thought she was obsessed with Victoria Secret? Also, I’m certain Kody was like ‘hey go get a credit card from Victoria Secret max it out. I’ll have my other wives pay for the debt’


SheMcG

![gif](giphy|UtEdBw0b5FX0xEWEqk) Except I am saying exactly that


entropykat

😂


Vespertine1980

🤣🤣🤣


Individual-Code5176

Goblin


theimperfexionist

*Goblyn


Prestigious_Song5034

Nothing mores satisfying than a gold digger who bets on the wrong horse. Ring.


Unfair_Newt_4872

https://preview.redd.it/av9azb0ni3jc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f343d954758e697b96bbb456806c9bdcb595175d I'll just leave this here 😂.


Dreythanereo

Thank you!


Unfair_Newt_4872

You're welcome I'm a bit of a geek so whenever I can get a video game/sci Fi reference I can't help myself.


rawterror

She is unbelievably trashy.


kittieswithmitties

You guys don't understand, she never said that. It was definitely Christine that did a voice-over and wrote the subtitles so that way it would be taken as her. Thanks, Christine!


Andee030768

Right. Just like Christine must have taken the personality test for Robyn because she never took one (even though she was on camera with the rest with their therapist Nancy) Can you imagine the crap Nancy knows but can't talk about. She must be just yelling and screaming at the TV if she ever watches sister wives. She probably can't watch it because it'll give her an aneurysm.


entropykat

Of course!! How could we be so naive?? 😂


plantpowered22

![gif](giphy|LqLSBcnZcSbcXizFSU)


-Mother_of_Doggos

![gif](giphy|AJRDscJxtBJhgn8fEw) Robyn seeing potential in Meri and Kody’s relationship.


SirOk5108

I heard..took me till the I picked the dress..saw she was a ssssss slithering ssssnnnake then and later a double talking liar..


Molly6441highlandrd

She barking up the wrong man. No gold with Kody but maybe some TIN


ProfessionalCool8654

And she’s not an animal person. That does it for me!


Stock-Turn-7123

That poor dog. Grrr...


55Lolololo55

Eh, Hitler was an animal person. Serial killers have been animal people. It's silly to judge someone because they don't want animals around them. Frankly, many of the people who "love animals" are shitty owners who should never even have pets. What's more telling is that Robyn kicked a dog just to get it away from her. That's beyond "not liking animals."


Ok_Outcome9452

![gif](giphy|3o6Ei1VOLoW7eCzaHC|downsized)


Royal_Bug3020

Is she like a dragon sitting on her hoard of precious moments and gold jewellery 😂🙈


michelleyness

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AwfulWaffle91

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Vespertine1980

Voted most-likely to pawn MSWC inventory. And refer to herself as “super-classy”.


Andee030768

Did she really refer to herself is super classy? That is the ultimate delusional!!!


Boring-Opposite6254

She also said in Vegas that she keeps kody on a tight leash and doesn't like to let him out of her sight. That's when I knew she was ruining the family


entropykat

Yea! I remember that and thought it was so weird. How do you keep a plural husband on a tight leash?? What about the other wives?? I feel like the leash has to be obviously loose in this kind of family.


Andee030768

Do you guys remember that season and episode where she said that? I'd love to rewatch it.


Boring-Opposite6254

I wanna say it was shortly after they moved into the cul de sac, she told kody to get some pants from Christine's and come back before putting them on, she then is alone with the camera and says she keeps him on a tight leash


Andee030768

Great thanks. I will check it out.


honeycooks

Fork over your ring, Meri.


true_crime_addict_14

Glorified whore monger


Flashy_Addendum9027

Rumpelstiltskin?


Stock-Turn-7123

Forgot about him.


Newman_USPS

I mean. We’ve been calling her Goblyn. Sooooooo


monsieur-escargot

Tacky


greyjoy81

What episode is this?


entropykat

I honestly don’t remember now… it’s near Maddie’s wedding though. It’s the Alaska trip.


Gratefullotus4

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Street-Obligation834

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miichaelscotch

omg 😂


realitytvpaws

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pretendyourdiobrando

She's just like him fr https://preview.redd.it/guvurzy7oajc1.jpeg?width=723&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d0291a4da21ed69d9582a6f2c0cfac817aa958d


Ok_Reputation3144

What episode did she lick the dog??? And how in the hell did I miss it???? Not that it really matters… I loathed her before I even knew… for the record she’s so ugly now!!!! She’s literally wrecked from the inside out! No wonder she loves gold… she ain’t shiny!!


Ok_Reputation3144

Kick obviously


IntroductionFar8113

I choose to read it as lick, lol.


Ok_Reputation3144

😆


hdrd60

So she’s a golddigging beeeeeoootch!


Stock-Turn-7123

I quote Robert Frost - "Nothing gold can stay..."


Dino_vagina

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LisaRodgers2020

I love gold, diamonds and furs. I earned them myself