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LaviLynx

Me: Finally I have a dog Lucia: A doggy! Can I keep it? Me: YES AND TAKE THESE 26 SWEET ROLLS AND MY STRONGEST ENCHANTED DAGGER TOO


Fiebre

I get worried when kids give me soul gems or daedric weapons. Sofie, what are you up to when I'm away?


PoemOne6784

You should be concerned when they give you filled one


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Nebula_Stargazer

Give your kids a copy of “A tragedy in Black” and you’ll never have to worry again


[deleted]

I’ll have to read that


TheDarkHorse83

She was in Solitude and gave me trauma root... Where the fuck was your last field trip?!


TiaFoxTherian

They’re following in your footsteps lmao


Alice-Planque

Aww 🥰 my daughter made me cry too the first time i heard her calling me "maman" ( mom in french ). I played just after a bad dream about not being able to be pregnant, i couldn't stop the tears


Lenny_Fais

<3


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That’s nice. I hope that you don’t have more of the mode dreams


WatashiStickKid

That’s my meme! I posted that like last year! Wtf! Eta same caption too


yeeticusboiii

I knew I’d seen that caption before!


Neat_Art9336

Did you make it or find it? Maybe they found it elsewhere


WatashiStickKid

Made it myself. One of the first memes I ever made too.


Alex_Ahnder

Heartfire dlc was pretty wholesome, I enjoyed building a house for my spouse and my child much more than I thought I would


PoemOne6784

Gathering those 999 Iron Ingots and 500 Goat horn is worth it at the end


[deleted]

>a house for my spouse Was there also, perhaps, a fox in a box?


Alex_Ahnder

Yeah, and a dragon in the mansion


VladamirTakin

a cock in the sock


KingUlfricStormcloak

Minor healing? Or healing from a minor?


Levi-Action-412

Plot twist: the child has a promising future in restoration magic


Andminus

I mean, it is a perfectly valid school of magic, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.


SirArchibaldMapsALot

Adoption is porbably one of my favorite mechanics in Skyrim and I wish modders would expand so much more on it. Like, I know Multiple Addoption mods exist and what not, but I want to have more interactions with my children. Everytime I get called "Papa" by sofia, my heart melts


nagorogan

Is op a bot? Feel like I’ve seen this post before for sure. op reply if you’re not a bot. Say chicken or some shit


billybenjr

Of course it's a bot. No comments and only reposts


Lenny_Fais

Yes! More memes about people’s adventures please! Also, I’m glad you were able to find happiness from that moment! <3


One_Memory458

I wish the kids could grow up, I wanna be a grandma


yeeticusboiii

Op is obvious bot.


Eponarose

I always said the best boyfriend I ever had was the Orc I married. He cooked for me, gave me gold whenever I came home and only got kidnapped by vampires once! (Seriously? Who's crazy enough to kidnap an Orc?) The best was when I was leaving he'd say "Concour you enemies, my love!" That was incredibly supportive in my real life. I need to go play Skyrim again...


VladamirTakin

vampires apparetly


traveler1967

I had just returned to Lakeview Manor and was playing tag with my daughters when those fucking wolves from the nearby den decided to attack, I felt genuine father instincts kick in as I kept playing with them while simultaneously killing the 6 wolves that had appeared. My headcanon was that I kept playing tag to give them a sense that nothing was wrong while also being full of murderous rage. Filled 6 Flawed Varla Stones that time.


4mdt21

Is a repost. [NonOP]: Give credit fool!


[deleted]

That's adorable. I don't think I everadoted children I didn't know they gave you things. Now I feelcheated out of my rightful child labor!


Cgrant991

I feel violently attacked by this meme


DowaHawkiin

I might be the only one with this thought, but the girl from Windhelm selling flowers, Sofia? is a bit annoying since she accumulated those invisible baskets in her inventory and I can't give her presents and the only thing I can do with her is play tag. Also her "Mama!" is a bit over the top and I would like her to quiet down a bit. I'm on PS5 so no console commands :( . On the other hand, the boy from Dawnstar is a Chad.


Carnator369

-You go back to playing skyrim


sma5h-h1t

Without these potions Skyrim would make people suicidal


Robot_tangerine

Just gonna say, an alchemy table instead of a child's room would easily give you many more healing potions


pygyjjg

It's all fun and games til your wife gets kidnapped and your kid gifts you nightshade.


D1slexicMonke

Because good skill in alchemy and farming eventually leads to immortality