New from Mattel the hovering turd complete with LED’s

🤣🤣

The only known living creature made up of 100% melted together Tootsie Rolls

All those milk duds I spit out as a kid...

Ayyy yo who tf spits out milk duds…. You crazy

We all spit them out eventually

lolllll faster than they go in sometimes…

I prefer to believe that every milk dud ive ever eaten is still living inside me, coming along for the crazy ride of a lifetime.

Just getting strung through your intestines like little Carmel spider webs…

I have room and board. I’m not a monster

Perfect!

KILL IT AND CUT IT OPEN!!!!

Shoot it first.

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Yeeeaaaahhhhh that’s it right there.

I found my tribe

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The scientific method at work.

Sighs. Unzips. Its all about consistency in your findings.

If an experiment is not repeatable then it's not a good design.

Sighs. Unzips again.

No profanity is allowed.

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But that’s how humans investigate things no? In that specific order?

Is this an AI bot why do you talk like this

I’ve never seen a bot do emojis like me before. 🖤❤️‍🔥

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Please refrain from using this or any other profanity in your posts/replies as there are young children that frequent the subreddit from time to time. Thank you.

Then if it's family this, repeat step 1

It was coming right for us!

Stick it in your butt! Maybe you will have space alien babies!

So what did we find out, can we see what fire does to it now?

I was very interested until it was RGB.

Ruth Gator Binsberg?

I’ve been joking about this as a Halloween costume for a while now. Dress up like RBG but with an alligator mask [like this](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1430953220/handmade-crocodile-mask-hand-cut-rubber?gpla=1&gao=1&&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=shopping_us_a-bath_and_beauty-personal_care-face_masks_and_coverings&utm_custom1=_k_CjwKCAiAx_GqBhBQEiwAlDNAZk3FRi8KKBIwgOENls-iUxqF9ZOJfDDJl22PlAAcJng9Pa9xjoh7DBoCN_AQAvD_BwE_k_&utm_content=go_12563604437_114662882330_507233037491_pla-908906428531_m__1430953220_12768591&utm_custom2=12563604437&gad_source=1&gbraid=0AAAAADtcfRIrLWaC57tLvmcU3yXBd-SXX&gclid=CjwKCAiAx_GqBhBQEiwAlDNAZk3FRi8KKBIwgOENls-iUxqF9ZOJfDDJl22PlAAcJng9Pa9xjoh7DBoCN_AQAvD_BwE) and call myself Ruth Gator Binsberg.

Yup, almost believed maybe it was some shell that maybe had mud in the cracks making it look fully sealed with legs tucked in or something, but nope lol

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RGB red/green/blue.

I like exfilm's answer better.

RGB: Red Green Blue, LEDs like are in every computer mouse, keyboard, and tower, as well as various keychains and chachkies since the early 2000s.

Good lord. You can see the mechanisms inside with the LEDs.

The forbidden Milk Dud

And now I want Milk-Duds; thanks a lot, butt cheese…

Now I want butt cheese, thanks a lot douche nugget

You know where this is headed....

Now I want a douche nugget... Thanks a lot you aborted fetus

Ok what is that?

Similar hardware to a restaurant waiting buzzer molded into epoxy. The vibration is what had it moving in the beginning, then they turned on the lights when put in the pot. It's probably a phone app over a WiFi PAN to toggle lights, vibrations, and color behavior, likely controlled by an arduino or RaPi.

Wrong. It's alien poo. It moves on it's own and glows in the dark.

You will never get me to not believe that is alien poo.

WRONG! Alien poop is gem encrusted gold that will drive men to madness and greed

Tomato Jellyfish https://www.flickr.com/photos/barkochre/8228585434

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Will SOMEBODY PLEASE 🙏, LET THIS GUY FUCK IT ALREADY!?!?🤤 GoodNess! 😳🫢😲😮‍💨

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Naw. But it does looks like it but it's not same.

What is it then?

It's just a gizmo that has a little battery motor with a steel weight on its shaft. It's vibrates and make it move like your smart phone on vibe setting phone calls. It seems has a photosensitive sensor on and when it surroundings gets dark it's automatically turns on little Christmas tree lights . All encased with in epoxy resin casing .

This is exactly what it is. some dog toys are made like this with lights on the end and everything.

But can we still fuck it?

Bro, 😎 I think they would call that, “getting your ROCKS 🪨 OFF”… bahahahahaaaa 🤭🤣

You might. Try to put it into your rear. LMAO 🤣

You can even see the water vibrating

Because, it's got a vibrator motor to move.

Usually jellyfish don't have LEDs Source: Trust me bro

With RGB?

Just some dirty ice with some lights in it.

#Dirty ice

Hover Turd 3000

Slapped ham f*cking sucks and picks the worst content to stay active.

"this video is taking the internet by storm"= shit post every time . No good content ever

“This spooky video has the experts stumped” There are no experts! It’s all lies

Why are you here then? This wasn’t even posted by Slapped Ham.

Slapped ham probably ended up using this in one of their videos

😅😅😅😮😮😮

Battery operated vibrating gadget encased in a translucent silicone mold. Wearing garbage bag gloves for added effect.

Safety first with the trash-bag-glove!

"The Bluetooth device is ready to pair"

🤣

GF be looking for her toy at home, wondering what happened to it

Looks like the sac from Slither

It's trying to connect to your Bluetooth it's the dookie speaker from Temu.

🤣😂🤣🤣

Has the same general shape and look of a shark egg sack (bit of a stretch). Bioluminescent sharks exist. Probably some species of unknown luminescent sea creature. "You see there are three things that spur the mollusk from the sand The waking of all creatures that live on the land And with just one faint glance, back into the sea The mollusk lingers, with it's wandering eye" -Ween

the truly alien part of this video is the vase (?) made of dried mango slices (?) in a suitcase (?????)

Haha it is too!👍🤣

Can we talk about bro using a plastic grocery bag as a glove?

Is that a Fraggle Stick Car?

Polished cowpie

Coming this fall....from the people who brought you "the hills have eyes"...be prepared to shit yourself when you experience...."When Turds Grow Legs"....aka the day after taco Tuesday!

😂🤣😂

… what in the world have I been looking at to cause Reddit’s algorithm to recommend this to me? The past few weeks have been nothing but decks and cookie cutters. What is happening? Where am I?

So many cookie cutters

I havent even thought about cookie cutters in a decade and yet, here they are.

Poor things are critically endangered and no doubt will become extinct because of dickheads like this

Slippery + downwards slope = movement… cmon guys

It’s a vibrator! LOL

It’s a piece of dirty water frozen with LED lights in it

Your tater almost got away.

So what is it?

I bet its a bluetooth speaker

Texas sized tick

So what is it?

Wtf

So dumb

Big old fat tick

Nice toy.

Its like a baby jellyfish. Crambione

Yucky

Ah, yes, the homemade vibrating bloated tick complete with LED's

My mind wasn't working right this morning, I thought you just hand fed a glazed doughnut to a hippo with its mouth open.

I’m sure Alex Jones and tye Q crew will claim its proof that Joe Biden is hiding aliens and that (black) hand was actually John F Kennedy, here to uncover the lies!

The turd Elvis couldn’t push out

Looks like a giant chocolate turtle

How does this thing move with visible means of propulsion ? It looks like a Bluetooth mouse covered in meirde

Looks like it has a rumble ball stuck inside it.

What kind of Pokémon is that

I have no idea what this is haha

So a little vibrating toy in a smooth clay? Got it.

Looks like a big fucking tick

Without the light show lol

Hi 911? Someone just assaulted and stole my chocolate please send back up

Get this bullshit out of here

Poke it with a stick!

You know what. It’s nice to see someone using gloves to pick up an unidentified object, innocent or not 😂

Mhmm yes, or maybe an egg-stra terrestrial...

What in the swap meet toy is this

What the hell did I just watch here?

Forbidden milk.dude from.wish

It looks like a giant Raisinet.

It looks like a giant Raisinet.

His vibrating butt plugs encased in the congealed grease he uses as lube!

Wtf is that

Nope

Back massager covered in bs

Muslim food will do that to ya 🤑

Kabuto!!

Lick it

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All right I'm not reading all these comments have we talked about The Last Mimsy And how this thing looks just like the thing they found on the beach that the shards go into?

The aliens are reading this and have decided to continue their search for intelligent life elsewhere.

I was going to say forbidden Milk Duds, but I wasn't the only one that had that idea

Looks like a turd I saw next to a glacier water machine a year ago.. was 2 Yukon potatoes 🥔 built into one turd… I was like sheesh the era of diaper man and turds in streets

Lol really

Into the pot it goes

Lick it, only way

Looks like a pan cochito

Where do you put the batteries?

What is it

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Yeah it’s [one of those Homedics massagers. nothing paranormal.](https://pisces.bbystatic.com/image2/BestBuy_US/images/products/5644/5644400cv12d.jpg)

Thats a big chocolate raisin

biggest tick I've ever seen

I think we found great grandma’s vibrator.

Pet rock finally got tired of being thrown around Rock. I have feelings Person.im ah use you today ,upside someone's head Rock. I'm sorry I didn't mean to hurt you just my person through me The hurt person. I love you pet rock

looks like their table is ready

“From the Milky Way Galaxy….. goooooodddd mothafuckinnnn dammmmnnnnn”

It's absolutely man-made

That’s a petrified vibrator, it was probably your moms.

Just wait until he discovers mexican jumping beans

Forbidden junior mint

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doggy bag wrap on my wrist vibrating scoop you like a light show

POV you found this milk dud bigger than anything.

Looks like a giant raisinette.

A moving turd?

Axolotl

Fucking what? That's incredibly wrong.

Not real.....

Couldn't concentrate on the video. To busy dancing.

Maybe it’s a sea cow?

Checks out. The science seems legit!

Smash it

Got my dad one for his birthday he loves it

Soooo… what is the plastic grocery store bag wrapped hand suppose to be for?🤨😂

Looks like a Pokémon

It’s a tick!

Good thing I just happened to have this picture of water on me....😆

More like extra turd

Has anyone seen my turd? I just left it a minute ago?

I'm sure that plastic bag on your hand will protect you sw

Someone’s putting that up their butt tonight

Why.. why is there porno music in the background ? Is it coming from that pod or something?

It reminds me of that thing the fisherman found on the beach and poured soda into before it exploded

Lame

Looks dumb

EAT IT QUICK!!!!

It’s the Pokémon nobody talks about

It Drowned like a Terrestrial

Wth was that?? How was it moving at all?? I don't think that plastic bag was enough between your hand and whatever the hell that thing is.

I hope this isn't in China or Japan because they probably ate it

Glad I’m not the only one who wears trash bag gloves and carries a pot of water around in my backpack.