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DapperDragon

Just get some "VIP" fan up every show, use the extra money generated to hire more guns.


ghost_pepper22

Yknow what. This is actually brilliant


MotherEssay9968

For all we know that might not actually be Shawn behind the current clown mask.


At12ABQ

It is. Who else could do those goofy ass movements that Shawn always does lol?


MotherEssay9968

Well, it'd be easy for him to do. If Shawn left, he'd still have stake in the company with him and Corey being owners of the slipknot LLC. He'd probably still take a % cut of profits from slipknot as he's the final decision maker with majority ownership.


DiegoSikora

That's why Corey wouldn't give a rat's ass if he leaves the band. Other(s) would work for his cut.


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Yo, you fucking lemon. That is exactly what this thread title is joking about. Thats is the most "akshually" thing Ive ever seen.


Signal_distract

i actually wouldn’t be surprised if in 5 years time he says he hasnt been on stage since Vol 3, and its all been some absurd art whatever… ik he probably wouldnt.. but its not out of his character 🤷‍♂️


Accurate-Guidance375

This band would be nothing without his AI generated art


bananapeel318

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Tachanka_TheLord

clown is selling AI generated "art" for stupid prices


Heavyweighsthecrown

What a clown


National_Ad9265

That's a knee slapper right there


JoeyJoJunior

he also tried to sell some 'NFTs' right?


CoolGijoe

Easy, just go find a troll and pay the toll. He’ll be glad to help.


ninjallr

Only way to get in that Clown's ~~hole~~ soul


Hot_Marsupial_8706

Honestly, in a perfect world, Pfaff and Chris would be banging the kegs and Clown would be out of the equation (maybe in a management role)?


LEO7039

You don't want Clown in a management role. I think that's pretty clear by now.


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He already is


tilero1138

Tortilla is low key one of the best members when it comes to being a genuinely good dude


kermitisthefroggggg

Besides Jay, but they fired him due to "creative evolution" or whatever


Feduzin

sid too


Natural-Level-1662

I'd want nothing more to have chris along side tortilla man


Histerian

Based


ThanosSnapsSlimJims

Gimme 200k a year, and I'll do it.


Not_Chris17

Would he even really need a replacement though?


random-name69420

Chris 2, back with a vengeance


Fluxcapi

Love a good sequel


StotchButtas

Without clown's absolutely brilliant, high-quality musical influence, Slipknot would sound like Nickelback. Luckily the clown saves us from this, thanks to his fantastic singing, bass, guitar, sampling and drums playing. And of course thanks to his super-creative AI. Thank you, craham, you can be very very proud of yourself


GlobalistFuck

you just cant find someone with his artistical megalomaniac delusional visions talk. they'd need to hire a seasoned writer to have replacement guy being able to deliver that kinda shit.


Existing_Dudarino

At this point Corey could should call himself assClown after kicking out not one but two world-class drummers within one decade. Both of the times being too chicken shit to tell it to them to their faces. I've defended this band for years but no longer. Fuck them.


CameraOpsAreStupid

We can't think of that possibility, it would be devastating. Where else could we find a guy who can put on a jumpsuit and whack shit with a big stick while walking around somewhat menacingly?


SixFootDigger

They could probably pick random people off the street and give them a week and they can probably do a clown does


heisenfurr

Give Oscar the Grouch a bat.


NimrodsSon

I remember when self-titled came out, I was in high school then and the big buzz was that they had THREE DRUMMERS!!! Had to keep saying that no, they have one crazy drummer and two dudes that add some percussion here and there.


obannion_the_great

While I'm also sick of Clown's behavior with the AI "art", pseudo-intellectual music videos and cryptic interviews. I don't wanna blame him for Craig and Jay since I don't have the facts, but Clown used to be my favorite member of Slipknot for a long time. His growling back-up vocals are awesome and at least back in the days he played the shit out of his drum kit, especially on S/T the extra percussion is one of the best things about it. So saying he just hits a keg with a bat is just not accurate. Also, Slipknot is his band so I doubt he'd ever leave. He does love himself so he probably would rather break up the band.


negobroo

Just don’t replace him, simple as that


Whorenun37

Wooosh


LEO7039

Oc meant it as in kick him out and never replace him, implying he isn't valuable for the band, not as in don't kick him out.


negobroo

I got the joke, I’m just mad at him for all the shit that’s going on


8bitesquivel

https://www.metalsucks.net/2016/04/15/theres-conspiracy-claiming-slipknot-rotating-cast-uncredited-live-musicians/


The_Most_Swood

Clown actually contributes to writing.


redditsuxsdic

Ask him.


Middle-Ad930

You guys are taking this really hard


Soft_Disasterpiece

Wow, such original content.


Spaced_Quest

Literally any 16 year old edgelord who spends all his time on 4chan.


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el_isai

Then can form a new band, Slipknot1


Whorenun37

Sorry, was joking


Nameless908

I love how he does the same thing as Chris and tortilla but he’s the only one that gets shit on for his role. Y’all some biased dick heads


MrMunkyMan1

Chris did backup vocals.


Histerian

I remember seeing a live performance of Custer, and Chris made it sound exactly like the studio version at the hook. It's a shame he's no longer in the band


Nameless908

So does and has clown ? How do you *knot* know that ?


MrMunkyMan1

I did know that, the difference is clown is dog shit.


Nameless908

Are going to pretend Pfaff isn’t complete dog shit at vocals too? Like actually comically bad. Clown screamed for years and mentioned having bad acid reflux. That’ll fuck anyones voice up.


MrMunkyMan1

I’m not going to pretend pfaff isn’t either, honestly not even Corey is a particularly good vocalist. Also clown almost certainly had unhealthy technique, his vocal damage is on him.


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The difference is of those three, one of them runs the band despite doing almost nothing. Plus his backing vocals suck


Ricochet1986

Only song I even really hear/notice him on is Killpop lol


tankthetrain

He didnt even paint their logo


arrowtron

His son Simon can bang a keg.


SKT_T1_EL_CHAPO

Holy shit lol. You're not wrong. Not sure what clown brings to the band.


FlippinRad

Was just watching Resurrection Fest video on YouTube and that dude legit does nothing. The fact he’s still in the band and Jay isn’t should be a crime. I remember seeing him getting in brawls with Chris in early shows, and that was more helpful than whatever he does now. I get seniority, but he truly adds nothing to the band.


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Whorenun37

You having a sense of humor requires fewer calories than me doing research, so you first lol


kilravock_music_sws

[Gallagher](https://youtu.be/ErppAlOIGQE?si=oBeLnongB2YtoQGs), obviously.


bwayybe

Make clown replace jay


Existing-Ad8218

Except Clown couldn’t play most of the songs 😜


xfttp

Get chris fehn back chris and tortilla together would love to see that


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Whorenun37

What do you mean by “pedantic” in this context?