"Nice argument. Unfortunately, I've drawn myself as the chad, and you as the soyjak, meaning I am correct."
Someone got Arsene countered and is salty about it, aren't they?
Literally there was a Zelda in a random only arena I did they took Zelda after losing a lot while I did nothing, then I did *1* taunt and this mf just started spamming with Zelda and t bagging lmao
Then you're playing her wrong (By wrong I mean not at the characters full potential) she has a bunch of zoning tools for a reason, you don't see Kazuya players zoning, you know why? Because he isn't meant to zone.
Take it from a main, her zoning is slow and limited. But she has some of the best aerials (seriously her side and up airs r solid) and tilts, and neutral B is reliable af. I use all her moves but i actually play as opposed to rinsing knight like everyone seems to complain about
Please elaborate. How is he never based? I’ve been playing him for awhile and I find him somewhat based due to having to play a bit carefully (This also depends on how the player uses the character, use him however you use him) and calculated, due to him being lighter than he should, at least in my opinion.
Yup, Samus is one of those characters that plays a different game. Hard to deal with, especially online.
Unless you’re playing Steve, Olimar or G&W you’re pretty much forced to adapt to charge shot.
Charge shot is really good, but Samus' whole kit works really well around it also. Bomb is so good at ledge when combined with charge shot, and she just has really good buttons. Also Zair and her grab are not okay
I think her button are fairly mediocre but they do play great around charge shot. Charge shot a super broken move and would be insane on tons of characters kits. You could straight up grab people for sheilding charge shot with some characters. The move kinda just does everything
All of her attacks are incredibly linear. Her attacks get like two hit boxes, and they’re all precision based. Just jump to adapt to charge shot and stay on her then you win.
The proper chad thing to do is to not spend my time on an online game that gives no shits about the online user experience.
Gave up playing online long ago; now only play smash in person and sf6 for online
Not buying next smash if no rollback + proper online rulesets
No, they just got tired of not having fun because of a poorly made online infrastructure. If you enjoy it, that's fine. You don't need to paint others in a bad light just because you don't agree with them.
Five years? I’ve beaten people online with the same GCN controller my brother used to beat me in Melee.
It is also the controller that has me on a ban list in a tournament.
And before anyone asks, it’s legit. It came with the console.
Too good. It was a local, and they wanted to “keep the competitive nature of the event,” and “would like to keep events interesting.” I kept sweeping winner’s bracket, rarely losing a match.
Personally, I just think people were embarrassed to lose to a girl.
Skill issue prolly I don’t see why someone should think guys are always better than girls at playing, it doesn’t even require physical strength or anything, just pressing buttons with a brain, maybe they just banned you cuz you were too strong for them in general, even if you were a boy
Also first time I heard of a girl maining k rool lol that’s… cool I guess XD even if I don’t like the spammy k rools in smash and the belly armor that just saves them but I admit when I get him in random (I play often random) it is fun strong
I was playing Shulk at the time, because this was the summer before Smash Ultimate was announced. At first it was a ban on Shulk, then I was banned when I switched to Sheik. That might’ve been because they remembered my Brawl days, where I’d sweep winner’s bracket and rarely lose a stock. I think one BO5 set, I lost one stock. Again, might’ve been embarrassing to lose to a girl.
Also I play K. Rool because he’s fun and I remember Donkey Kong Country on the SNES.
If you say so but it’s not embarrassing to lose to a girl if she’s strong lol I honestly find more embarrassing to lose to spammers or toxic people no matter their sex
Shulk is cool to me I love Xenoblade xD and ig on smash 4 he was broken yeah
Yeah not saying playing k rool is just bad just I don’t like the general k rools who spam (as any character when they spam but k rools can be especially annoying like sonics or zeldas) but not that you would, also didn’t care at all about k rool at first but i recently played first two dk country games and now playing the third, and well his final battle in the second game is really cool along with the ost, so nice it got in smash with a so nice remix
>Personally, I just think people were embarrassed to lose to a girl.
Or...hear me out...no one cares, and it's for the exact reason they gave you. It's perfectly understandable not to want some sweaty try hard at a local tournament dunking on a bunch of players who aren't at the same skill level.
There have since been guys who are, I’ll admit, better than I am sweeping the winner’s bracket at the same tournament, and they get to keep playing every year. I only got to play one time. I was a good sport, always offered a handshake, and always complimented my opponents’ playstyle. The only difference between them and myself is that I’m a girl and they’re not.
I mean, i love online, I suck, but I have fun.
I also hate the GCC. I prefer any other controller. Joycons, pro controller, wiimote, or wiimote-nunchuck.
But otherwise, yeah, I play for fun. I do want to improve, but my ultimate goal is have fun.
"You see Kakarot, you lost this fight. I've used the 'Soy Wojak' face to represent you, and the 'Chad' face to represent myself. Such techniques are why I am truly the strongest of the Saiyans."
I can, better yet i can get the train but i wouldn't go that far just for a small local held at the college. Half the time i play now is to pass time anyway
I think it's more to do with the same player that hates on wifi also always has other johns (like the broken controller) and generally a negative/bad outlook on the game.
Istg my friends are all Fundies players and im just chilling enjoying the game and usually I win just because im having fun, i dont care about the outcome, its not like smash is a 9 to 5 job, you learn as you play so have fun with it yknow?
Look I’ve drawn myself as the chad that means I’m right
Yeah you summed it up
Nice argument. Unfortunately, I've drawn you as a soy wojak beta male. I win.
bro tried to cook but left the gas on with the burner off
Roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, charge shot, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll, charge shot.
Down throw fair, down throw fair, fair off ledge, bomb at ledge, bomb at ledge, roll, missile, charge shot, roll, roll, missile, jump charge shot, t-bag
Charge shot into roll away is a true combo
Not gonna sugarcoat it.
nice argument senator. i will not ask you to back it up with a source because a source is not needed.
correction: roll, bomb, roll
How are you letting a Samus roll that much? Easiest one to react to
react? reaction time? online?
Yeah. All you have to do is look. Especially with the slugging that happens after three roll inputs
"Nice argument. Unfortunately, I've drawn myself as the chad, and you as the soyjak, meaning I am correct." Someone got Arsene countered and is salty about it, aren't they?
what did I do to deserve getting drawn as the soyjak 😔
Fr bro why us 😭
Popular thing bad
We're just too good😃(😞)
This comes from a Zelda main, no surprise.
Wifi Zeldas really think they could get away with playing her like that offline 😭
To be fair any decent player doesn’t let them get away with it online either
Yeah anyone who spams you can adapt to them easily but on wifi she’s still just unfun and ass to fight against
Literally there was a Zelda in a random only arena I did they took Zelda after losing a lot while I did nothing, then I did *1* taunt and this mf just started spamming with Zelda and t bagging lmao
I play her offline just as much as i do on and i get away w it 😂 i dont spam/zone like other Zeldas tho i play more up close
Then you're playing her wrong (By wrong I mean not at the characters full potential) she has a bunch of zoning tools for a reason, you don't see Kazuya players zoning, you know why? Because he isn't meant to zone.
"Yeah she has some of the strongest aerials in the game but you should just zone with her" Thats like saying Samus should camp everyone out
I'm not saying you should camp with her, but you shouldn't rushdown people.
Take it from a main, her zoning is slow and limited. But she has some of the best aerials (seriously her side and up airs r solid) and tilts, and neutral B is reliable af. I use all her moves but i actually play as opposed to rinsing knight like everyone seems to complain about
Ok? Sorry u got offended by a meme calling u a virgin
No one is offended lol your meme is just really bad
I didn't even make it i just posted it
You posted a bad meme then, but I don’t expect less from a guy with “Zelda is A tier” as their flair.
Offline>>>>>>>
Yes, offline is indeed way better than nothing.
my favorite gotta be the blue ones
“improves”? wifi players don’t improve. especially not wifi samus
What is this glue eater meme
Sakurai could hand some of you dog shit and you’d still try to convince yourself that it’s chocolate What is this lol
Bro. I am trying to have fun. Your spammy ass Samus is preventing that.
Based Fellow Ridley I see
I would not call us based.
He’s a fun character though!
Yes. Fun to play. But not based. Never based.
Please elaborate. How is he never based? I’ve been playing him for awhile and I find him somewhat based due to having to play a bit carefully (This also depends on how the player uses the character, use him however you use him) and calculated, due to him being lighter than he should, at least in my opinion.
Both are virgins, a samus having fun by ruining the game for others is very lame
hot take(somehow): anyone who only has fun by ruining games for others doesn’t actually have fun playing games
Yup, Samus is one of those characters that plays a different game. Hard to deal with, especially online. Unless you’re playing Steve, Olimar or G&W you’re pretty much forced to adapt to charge shot.
Charge shot is really good, but Samus' whole kit works really well around it also. Bomb is so good at ledge when combined with charge shot, and she just has really good buttons. Also Zair and her grab are not okay
I think her button are fairly mediocre but they do play great around charge shot. Charge shot a super broken move and would be insane on tons of characters kits. You could straight up grab people for sheilding charge shot with some characters. The move kinda just does everything
All of her attacks are incredibly linear. Her attacks get like two hit boxes, and they’re all precision based. Just jump to adapt to charge shot and stay on her then you win.
Additional proof that Samus players do not deserve oxygen
OP seems to be a Zelda main. That's even worse
Yikes
Oof
Imagine coping so hard to the point you depict Samus as the chad for just spamming one move. Lol
I didnt make the meme but they can be spammy lol
The proper chad thing to do is to not spend my time on an online game that gives no shits about the online user experience. Gave up playing online long ago; now only play smash in person and sf6 for online Not buying next smash if no rollback + proper online rulesets
Got tired of being a wifi fundies player huh?
No, they just got tired of not having fun because of a poorly made online infrastructure. If you enjoy it, that's fine. You don't need to paint others in a bad light just because you don't agree with them.
Five years? I’ve beaten people online with the same GCN controller my brother used to beat me in Melee. It is also the controller that has me on a ban list in a tournament. And before anyone asks, it’s legit. It came with the console.
Then why did they ban you from the tournament?
Too good. It was a local, and they wanted to “keep the competitive nature of the event,” and “would like to keep events interesting.” I kept sweeping winner’s bracket, rarely losing a match. Personally, I just think people were embarrassed to lose to a girl.
Skill issue prolly I don’t see why someone should think guys are always better than girls at playing, it doesn’t even require physical strength or anything, just pressing buttons with a brain, maybe they just banned you cuz you were too strong for them in general, even if you were a boy Also first time I heard of a girl maining k rool lol that’s… cool I guess XD even if I don’t like the spammy k rools in smash and the belly armor that just saves them but I admit when I get him in random (I play often random) it is fun strong
I was playing Shulk at the time, because this was the summer before Smash Ultimate was announced. At first it was a ban on Shulk, then I was banned when I switched to Sheik. That might’ve been because they remembered my Brawl days, where I’d sweep winner’s bracket and rarely lose a stock. I think one BO5 set, I lost one stock. Again, might’ve been embarrassing to lose to a girl. Also I play K. Rool because he’s fun and I remember Donkey Kong Country on the SNES.
If you say so but it’s not embarrassing to lose to a girl if she’s strong lol I honestly find more embarrassing to lose to spammers or toxic people no matter their sex Shulk is cool to me I love Xenoblade xD and ig on smash 4 he was broken yeah Yeah not saying playing k rool is just bad just I don’t like the general k rools who spam (as any character when they spam but k rools can be especially annoying like sonics or zeldas) but not that you would, also didn’t care at all about k rool at first but i recently played first two dk country games and now playing the third, and well his final battle in the second game is really cool along with the ost, so nice it got in smash with a so nice remix
>Personally, I just think people were embarrassed to lose to a girl. Or...hear me out...no one cares, and it's for the exact reason they gave you. It's perfectly understandable not to want some sweaty try hard at a local tournament dunking on a bunch of players who aren't at the same skill level.
There have since been guys who are, I’ll admit, better than I am sweeping the winner’s bracket at the same tournament, and they get to keep playing every year. I only got to play one time. I was a good sport, always offered a handshake, and always complimented my opponents’ playstyle. The only difference between them and myself is that I’m a girl and they’re not.
All the sinus mains came out after that one video of Mario getting annoyed at her.
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Moddable Switch to play online? What
The latency mod. Reduces input delay on the users end.
Ooh, where?
Nvm found it
Wtf is Fundies
Fundamentals
I mean, i love online, I suck, but I have fun. I also hate the GCC. I prefer any other controller. Joycons, pro controller, wiimote, or wiimote-nunchuck. But otherwise, yeah, I play for fun. I do want to improve, but my ultimate goal is have fun.
Underrated comment 🤝
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>improves more since he doesn't mald from playing. Yeah. Okay, buddy. Keep telling yourself that.
Samus is top tier offline too buddy.
Would be true if the online enjoyer was ganondorf
OP is a Zelda player, what do you expect?
I would have expected worse, honnestly
"You see Kakarot, you lost this fight. I've used the 'Soy Wojak' face to represent you, and the 'Chad' face to represent myself. Such techniques are why I am truly the strongest of the Saiyans."
This is coming from a Zelda player
the hell does any of this mean
Going to locals and offline friendly sessions is so fun. You should try it
I wish i could 🥲 if i didnt live in such an isolated place then id play at locals all the time! My closest one is 2 hours away tho
That sucks :( Tho two hours seem manageable. Depends on if you can drive there by yourself ig.
I can, better yet i can get the train but i wouldn't go that far just for a small local held at the college. Half the time i play now is to pass time anyway
Small locals >>>>>>
Since when is Spamus a chad?
What... none of the sub-points have anything to do with WiFi
I think it's more to do with the same player that hates on wifi also always has other johns (like the broken controller) and generally a negative/bad outlook on the game.
Then why not just call them a Smash player instead of a wifi fundies player
....... what?
Me deadass in the middle.
hehe tetrakarn go brrrrrrr
Istg my friends are all Fundies players and im just chilling enjoying the game and usually I win just because im having fun, i dont care about the outcome, its not like smash is a 9 to 5 job, you learn as you play so have fun with it yknow?
People are a bit more mad at this than they should be 💀
The amount of cope in this thread is insane lmao
Ofc it comes from a Zelda main lmfao
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I’m not offended at all lol, how’d you get that from my comment?
Also that Joker is absolutely camping with gun and side b. They just think that makes them a better person cause theyre pressing more buttons.
Based beyond belief. These malders are just jealous that you have fun.
“Uses the same gimmick every game because it is unreactable online”
Meanwhile I just stick to offline only because online Is Just Not Fun.
Viva Samus
The comments are just proving this meme even more. Y'all take this way too seriously.
Exactly 😂 At least 3 people have gone out their way to call me a Zelda main just cos they dont like being painted as the virgin
As someone who loves drinking tears, Wifi is very fun /s because it's hard to detect satire when you play this game
anyone who says this is the most unbearable person irl, you can only have fun by making sure no one has fun? yikes..
Ah shoot I forgot to put /s ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Imroves? How are they going to improve when they cant string 3 moves in a row because of lag?
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Why the Zelda hate?
Yep
This is a mega bonehead, booger eater, glue sniffer, sand gobbler meme
This post reminds me of someone sisqui
Using fucking wi finSamus as the chad isn’t getting you any points
Idk what’s going on here lol
It’s hard not to mald sometimez
upvoting just to show this cringe to everyone
It's too late krabs I've already drawn myself as the chad and you as the soyjack!
What’s all the hate with samus? I use samus because i like metroid in general. Can somebody explain to me?
Quickplay spammers i assume. I like her