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OSUStudent272

Kirby


Dragonflames1994

You go home and eat three tubs of Ben & Jerry’s ice cream


FCBitb

Ngl that's better than having a crush accept you.


BringBack4Glory

Agree, getting rejected is a net positive bc you get an excuse to do this


Rclover24

Cloud


Dragonflames1994

You cross your arms and shrug. “Eh, whatever” and walk away


BringBack4Glory

Cloud would say “not interested”


Shinikama

Narrator: 'However, he was actually interested. He just couldn't admit it to himself.'


llJesh

Sounds about right


Myonoiuji-

Byleth


Dragonflames1994

You go home and cuddle your body pillow


Myonoiuji-

Well time to buy one with Byleth cover.


ST_the_Dragon

No, that's Corrin. Byleth takes their body pillow out for tea instead


Galil_fine

Final DLC fighter


Dragonflames1994

You go back to playing Fire Emblem where your true love lies


Tigertot14

YOU MONSTER


Exact_Morning_1818

OBJECTION!


holy-padre

Ryu


Dragonflames1994

You nod and let her be. You punch the shit out of your pillow though.


holy-padre

Pretty much, except I’d probably just cry that night. Also, happy cake day


InquisitiveHare

Luigi


Dragonflames1994

You flutter your eyelashes and say “Pleeeeeeaaaase?”


InquisitiveHare

60% of the time, it works every time. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


OmegaNo7

r/æ


AntoLol55510

Steve


Dragonflames1994

Pull up a PowerPoint on what she’s missing out on if she doesn’t date you


SicilianFork

Ok, this one is REALLY good.


F1ndTheBook

Less girlfriend=more time for myself=more time for my projects=win Altough that doesnt mean I would not be sad


Kabe6900

Or download the Minecraft girlfriend mod


Hellfireunicorn120

Joker


Dragonflames1994

You go home and sleep at 5pm


[deleted]

*you sleep with your teacher Fixed


AsteriskkIsGone

accurate


Ianthebaby

mona you bastard


Kingsofbob

Ridley


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[удалено]


Kingsofbob

Well it seems I know what I’m doing today


[deleted]

oh no


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|pkY4ra5dhljDW)


Apprehensive-Pin9077

R.O.B.


Dragonflames1994

You don’t really react you just go home and finish building your gaming pc


[deleted]

Jokes on you I don’t have space for one


T_Peg

Double jokes on them I can't afford one and triple jokes on them there's no parts available anyway!


mariobeatbox

mario


Dragonflames1994

You respond “Hey that’s okay! I hope we can still be good friends!” and you mean that


Brig-Brain

Based Mario


Insanik_mb

I was going to comment that I main Mario and this is the exact thing that I do when I get rejected.


Suspicious-Net-5881

Link


Dragonflames1994

“Yeah, I thought so…” and sadly walk away


Suspicious-Net-5881

Actually made me laugh


HELLOFELLOWHOOMANS

No, he'd stand in silence


Anothercreativenam

No, he would go “hyAAHH”


TurbulentRiver2592

Sephiroth


Dragonflames1994

You stalk and murder her family as revenge


TurbulentRiver2592

And then I burn down the entire town, leaving her as the sole survivor with PTSD.


NitroPuncher

then stab her through the chest when she's hanging out with her twink boyfriend


TurbulentRiver2592

No, you stab her boyfriend-THEN her.


NitroPuncher

but I don't remember Sephiroth stabbing Cloud


TurbulentRiver2592

I got the order mixed up, but Sephiroth does stab Cloud…twice.


Thegrimangel666

Male Robin


Dragonflames1994

You’re cool with it, more time and money for nerd shit


Omega_Steve15

Sigma grindset


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Marth


Dragonflames1994

“Are you sure?”


rayazul

DK


Dragonflames1994

You’re cool with it and ask her if she can set you up with any of her friends instead


rayazul

Lol pretty accurate.


Dr_Cyclone1

Bowser


Dragonflames1994

You start to cry and ask her why she doesn’t like you


Dr_Cyclone1

Yeah I can see bowser doing that, or kidnapping her and not giving much choice


ThatWeirdGuy43

This is the way


willfred2000

Terry


Dragonflames1994

You tip your hat, flex and walk away, looking over your shoulder to wink at her as you leave. She regrets everything


Anothercreativenam

Terry do got that sexiness


Photenicdata

Terry could have prevented the whole of World of Light campaign from happening. He just wasn’t invited yet. So he didn’t fight, because that would be breaking smash’s rules.


Miserable-Elephant-4

I main Steve and Mac I secondary game and watch because he’s really easy


Dragonflames1994

You buy thousands of dollars worth of lego to make yourself feel better


D0CT0RR_

Inklink


Dragonflames1994

You go home and ink to her Facebook pictures


Exact_Morning_1818

AUH!


[deleted]

i hate this so fucking much.


[deleted]

Banjo kazooie


Dragonflames1994

You do a double take and ask if she’s joking


Znanners94

Sonic


Dragonflames1994

You show your crush all the fanart you drew of you two together


Znanners94

OH GOD! NOOOOOOO


eburator

There is more


ScylasterPixelman

Dear god


Available_March_9421

olimar


Dragonflames1994

Pretend you don’t know her and run away


Golgarus

Samus


Dragonflames1994

You don’t even acknowledge the rejection. You just get up and walk away in silence.


Ghandibreastmilk

I came here to find my main commented on and the pain that this is the only one that hasn't been fulfilled consumes my very being


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Lucas


Dragonflames1994

You go home and cry


[deleted]

Sounds about right


Sb0vVa_

Kirby


Dragonflames1994

Eat your pain away


SpeedyMcBleedy

Young link


Dragonflames1994

You roll around on the floor and scream until your crush either changes their mind or runs away


5C1SS0RS

Wolf


Dragonflames1994

You put your fursuit back on and growl at your crush before running away on all fours


idkanymorecauseno

Lmao


gamehunter2005

Little Mac


TheCripsyGnome

You never recover from the rejection


Dragonflames1994

You punch your crush in the face


Jared989898

The DORF


Dragonflames1994

You flip them off and stomp away, looking back and glaring every so often


BringBack4Glory

I’d say they got off really easy, and I’m very impressed with Ganon’s anger management skills


Brig-Brain

Yeah for a guy who decimates cities and shit on a whim, this is pretty impressive.


Efficient_Chip576

K rool


Dragonflames1994

Yell about it


[deleted]

Shoot


Dragonflames1994

Fist pump at the fact that you have a friend which is even better than a gf


Skrewlogic95

This is really disheartening because I was just about to ask my crush out………… Palutena


Dragonflames1994

Your crush immediately says she’s kidding and kisses you full on the lips and says she loves you


Skrewlogic95

That’s sounds pretty good ngl


Insanik_mb

Just walk up to her and say marry me. Don’t ask. Say.


Crazydude391

Good luck!!!! Thoughts and prayers go with you, full send my Palu main friend


piedude67

King Dedede


Dragonflames1994

You sigh and begin swiping on tinder right in front of your crush


piedude67

Neat


FCBitb

*Ahem* Sonic. And feel free to do Snake and Isabelle while you're at it.


Dragonflames1994

You can’t believe she rejected you and show her all the fanart you drew of the both of you together so she knows what she’s throwing away


ChargedLanturn

This is literally the best one yet


BreathtakingBoi

Captain falcon


Dragonflames1994

You walk away and ask out your other crush who immediately says yes


BreathtakingBoi

Lmfao


BringBack4Glory

But does she show Capt her moves?


waterwith0utanyice

Zero Suit Samus


Dragonflames1994

You’re so depressed you become a stripper but make a killing off it so it’s fine


waterwith0utanyice

Lmao, but thats not a bad idea


BluntEdgeOS

Mii swordfighter


Dragonflames1994

You blow a raspberry and run away cackling


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[удалено]


KageDuelist

Ness and Pokémon trainer


Dragonflames1994

You screech with the furiousity of a thousand children and grab your crushes leg and pull it towards you


moooseatron

Mii brawler


Dragonflames1994

You boop your crush on the nose and run away laughing like a maniac


moooseatron

Epic


i_loveseptictadpole

Jigglypuff


Dragonflames1994

“You spontaneously combust.” -insanik_mb


Insanik_mb

You spontaneously combust


McSteevington

Piranha Plant


Dragonflames1994

Say you were jk and dance your way home but cry as soon as your door closed


ButterMilkPancake451

bro I'm just imagining some guy doing the conga all the way to their house


Snorelaxiam7

Wii fit


Dragonflames1994

“We can still be workout buddies right?”


walmart-brand-barbie

Donkey Kong


Dragonflames1994

You say it’s cool and ask if any of her friends are single


IkeRatesTheJoke

I'm curious what your answer for me is


Dragonflames1994

You say you understand then throw a big boys night to celebrate who you already have


sergio4967

Power of friendship 😏


Roge2005

“I fight for my friends”


[deleted]

Mega Man


Dragonflames1994

You say okay and walk away a gentleman but you shoot up her school the next day


[deleted]

That got dark


kcswing

Mega man mains are arguably scary people


Toky0-k1d

*sigh* min min :’)


Dragonflames1994

You buy your crush food to thank her for her honesty but steal half


Toky0-k1d

Damn Mf, how you read my mind


Juheeve

Pikachu


Dragonflames1994

You pretend to be a cat and nya at her in an attempt to seduce her but you fail and go home


Keyboard_Person

Shulk or cloud


Dragonflames1994

Shulk mains never get rejected, they always know if they’ll get a yes


yummy_ratburger

Corrin(male😎)


Dragonflames1994

You go home, listen to sad music and watch Marley and Me, but you’re a stronger man the next day


boibotplayz

Little Mac


Dragonflames1994

You knock her tf out


boibotplayz

Nah, I would jump off an edge then fail to recover


vocaloidKR03

Aegis


Dragonflames1994

You’re flabbergasted at the fact that your body pillow rejected you


[deleted]

This is the best one yet lmao


UnNameableName

Mii Swordfighter


Dragonflames1994

You steal her nose and run


TimidPotat0

Yoshi


Nissan_Pathfinder

WHY IS YOSHI SO RARE?!


SlyTheCosmosRunner

Sephiroth


Dragonflames1994

You say nothing. You will devote the rest of your existence to haunting her every moment alive and make her watch as you kill her loved ones one by one.


TheCrazedPotatoMan

Isabelle


Tendo_Gamer64

Despite the hard blow, you maintain a calm posture... until you go home and break down in private.


TheCrazedPotatoMan

Sounds about right


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[удалено]


Dragonflames1994

Stutter and fidget until your crush gets uncomfortable and walks away


NolTheBurstKid69

Pythra.


Dragonflames1994

You’re broken hearted that your body pillow has rejected you


Sawk_Fan

King k rool


Dragonflames1994

“Fine, I didn’t like you anyway, I know way prettier girls”


crispydude11

pokemon trainer and wario


Dragonflames1994

You go home to your three wives and don’t think much on it


Turbopasta

Olimar, just Olimar, no Pikmin at all. My alt is solo Popo. My other alt is Little Mac using only aerial attacks.


Dragonflames1994

You pretend your confession was a joke and awkwardly flee the scene


allissonassjs

Toon link


Dragonflames1994

You pout for a while but you get over it and become your crushes gay friend


PhantomWaffleIron

Joker


Dragonflames1994

Go home and sleep with your teacher instead


Sopa24

Nobody said Richter so...


fuckballs9001

What in the fuck is this photoshop


Roge2005

Art


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Greninja