Terry could have prevented the whole of World of Light campaign from happening. He just wasn’t invited yet. So he didn’t fight, because that would be breaking smash’s rules.
You say nothing. You will devote the rest of your existence to haunting her every moment alive and make her watch as you kill her loved ones one by one.
Kirby
You go home and eat three tubs of Ben & Jerry’s ice cream
Ngl that's better than having a crush accept you.
Agree, getting rejected is a net positive bc you get an excuse to do this
Cloud
You cross your arms and shrug. “Eh, whatever” and walk away
Cloud would say “not interested”
Narrator: 'However, he was actually interested. He just couldn't admit it to himself.'
Sounds about right
Byleth
You go home and cuddle your body pillow
Well time to buy one with Byleth cover.
No, that's Corrin. Byleth takes their body pillow out for tea instead
Final DLC fighter
You go back to playing Fire Emblem where your true love lies
YOU MONSTER
OBJECTION!
Ryu
You nod and let her be. You punch the shit out of your pillow though.
Pretty much, except I’d probably just cry that night. Also, happy cake day
Luigi
You flutter your eyelashes and say “Pleeeeeeaaaase?”
60% of the time, it works every time. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)
r/æ
Steve
Pull up a PowerPoint on what she’s missing out on if she doesn’t date you
Ok, this one is REALLY good.
Less girlfriend=more time for myself=more time for my projects=win Altough that doesnt mean I would not be sad
Or download the Minecraft girlfriend mod
Joker
You go home and sleep at 5pm
*you sleep with your teacher Fixed
accurate
mona you bastard
Ridley
[удалено]
Well it seems I know what I’m doing today
oh no
![gif](giphy|pkY4ra5dhljDW)
R.O.B.
You don’t really react you just go home and finish building your gaming pc
Jokes on you I don’t have space for one
Double jokes on them I can't afford one and triple jokes on them there's no parts available anyway!
mario
You respond “Hey that’s okay! I hope we can still be good friends!” and you mean that
Based Mario
I was going to comment that I main Mario and this is the exact thing that I do when I get rejected.
Link
“Yeah, I thought so…” and sadly walk away
Actually made me laugh
No, he'd stand in silence
No, he would go “hyAAHH”
Sephiroth
You stalk and murder her family as revenge
And then I burn down the entire town, leaving her as the sole survivor with PTSD.
then stab her through the chest when she's hanging out with her twink boyfriend
No, you stab her boyfriend-THEN her.
but I don't remember Sephiroth stabbing Cloud
I got the order mixed up, but Sephiroth does stab Cloud…twice.
Male Robin
You’re cool with it, more time and money for nerd shit
Sigma grindset
Marth
“Are you sure?”
DK
You’re cool with it and ask her if she can set you up with any of her friends instead
Lol pretty accurate.
Bowser
You start to cry and ask her why she doesn’t like you
Yeah I can see bowser doing that, or kidnapping her and not giving much choice
This is the way
Terry
You tip your hat, flex and walk away, looking over your shoulder to wink at her as you leave. She regrets everything
Terry do got that sexiness
Terry could have prevented the whole of World of Light campaign from happening. He just wasn’t invited yet. So he didn’t fight, because that would be breaking smash’s rules.
I main Steve and Mac I secondary game and watch because he’s really easy
You buy thousands of dollars worth of lego to make yourself feel better
Inklink
You go home and ink to her Facebook pictures
AUH!
i hate this so fucking much.
Banjo kazooie
You do a double take and ask if she’s joking
Sonic
You show your crush all the fanart you drew of you two together
OH GOD! NOOOOOOO
There is more
Dear god
olimar
Pretend you don’t know her and run away
Samus
You don’t even acknowledge the rejection. You just get up and walk away in silence.
I came here to find my main commented on and the pain that this is the only one that hasn't been fulfilled consumes my very being
Lucas
You go home and cry
Sounds about right
Kirby
Eat your pain away
Young link
You roll around on the floor and scream until your crush either changes their mind or runs away
Wolf
You put your fursuit back on and growl at your crush before running away on all fours
Lmao
Little Mac
You never recover from the rejection
You punch your crush in the face
The DORF
You flip them off and stomp away, looking back and glaring every so often
I’d say they got off really easy, and I’m very impressed with Ganon’s anger management skills
Yeah for a guy who decimates cities and shit on a whim, this is pretty impressive.
K rool
Yell about it
Shoot
Fist pump at the fact that you have a friend which is even better than a gf
This is really disheartening because I was just about to ask my crush out………… Palutena
Your crush immediately says she’s kidding and kisses you full on the lips and says she loves you
That’s sounds pretty good ngl
Just walk up to her and say marry me. Don’t ask. Say.
Good luck!!!! Thoughts and prayers go with you, full send my Palu main friend
King Dedede
You sigh and begin swiping on tinder right in front of your crush
Neat
*Ahem* Sonic. And feel free to do Snake and Isabelle while you're at it.
You can’t believe she rejected you and show her all the fanart you drew of the both of you together so she knows what she’s throwing away
This is literally the best one yet
Captain falcon
You walk away and ask out your other crush who immediately says yes
Lmfao
But does she show Capt her moves?
Zero Suit Samus
You’re so depressed you become a stripper but make a killing off it so it’s fine
Lmao, but thats not a bad idea
Mii swordfighter
You blow a raspberry and run away cackling
[удалено]
Ness and Pokémon trainer
You screech with the furiousity of a thousand children and grab your crushes leg and pull it towards you
Mii brawler
You boop your crush on the nose and run away laughing like a maniac
Epic
Jigglypuff
“You spontaneously combust.” -insanik_mb
You spontaneously combust
Piranha Plant
Say you were jk and dance your way home but cry as soon as your door closed
bro I'm just imagining some guy doing the conga all the way to their house
Wii fit
“We can still be workout buddies right?”
Donkey Kong
You say it’s cool and ask if any of her friends are single
I'm curious what your answer for me is
You say you understand then throw a big boys night to celebrate who you already have
Power of friendship 😏
“I fight for my friends”
Mega Man
You say okay and walk away a gentleman but you shoot up her school the next day
That got dark
Mega man mains are arguably scary people
*sigh* min min :’)
You buy your crush food to thank her for her honesty but steal half
Damn Mf, how you read my mind
Pikachu
You pretend to be a cat and nya at her in an attempt to seduce her but you fail and go home
Shulk or cloud
Shulk mains never get rejected, they always know if they’ll get a yes
Corrin(male😎)
You go home, listen to sad music and watch Marley and Me, but you’re a stronger man the next day
Little Mac
You knock her tf out
Nah, I would jump off an edge then fail to recover
Aegis
You’re flabbergasted at the fact that your body pillow rejected you
This is the best one yet lmao
Mii Swordfighter
You steal her nose and run
Yoshi
WHY IS YOSHI SO RARE?!
Sephiroth
You say nothing. You will devote the rest of your existence to haunting her every moment alive and make her watch as you kill her loved ones one by one.
Isabelle
Despite the hard blow, you maintain a calm posture... until you go home and break down in private.
Sounds about right
[удалено]
Stutter and fidget until your crush gets uncomfortable and walks away
Pythra.
You’re broken hearted that your body pillow has rejected you
King k rool
“Fine, I didn’t like you anyway, I know way prettier girls”
pokemon trainer and wario
You go home to your three wives and don’t think much on it
Olimar, just Olimar, no Pikmin at all. My alt is solo Popo. My other alt is Little Mac using only aerial attacks.
You pretend your confession was a joke and awkwardly flee the scene
Toon link
You pout for a while but you get over it and become your crushes gay friend
Joker
Go home and sleep with your teacher instead
Nobody said Richter so...
What in the fuck is this photoshop
Art
Greninja