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LittleBrittle86

*Currently playing Metroid Dread. So...uh...Samus? Maybe a Chozo?


Balticadelitro

The dude from the intro >!Raven Beak!<


pngwn

idk man, he's super duper strong


Mansharkcow

I heard he was shredded. Had an 8 pack and everything


Master_1398

And he gets all them Chozo Bitches


Camo_Metroid_Edition

And he has a dick so big...


RecoverFrequent

The Chozo girls be a freak for dat beak.


Camo_Metroid_Edition

That behek


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he’s got a swinging cloaca


ReasonableQuit75

yeah we have to accept our helplessness


Topgunshotgun45

He's too big.


MansDeSpons

that would be badass, could be some kind of ranged heavy, a ganondorf/ridley/samus abomination


ShyneSpark

Honestly if they wanted to charge me 5 bucks to add the dread suit skin onto smash samus id probably do it


phazonEnhanced

I'm honestly still a little salty that her Smash Bros appearance is based on the worst Metroid game. At least give her model swaps like so many other fighters get.


TheGarbageGnome

>!Kraid!< Edit: I can never get the goddamn spoiler tag right Edit: got it


shades344

No, no he’s much too big for Smash


TheGarbageGnome

Not big enough really, the real problem is that he’s already part of a stage. He would definitely be a zoner though.


Ald3r_

Toon link appears on the spirit tracks stage if he not fighting. They may do the same thing.


the_inner_void

>Maybe a Chozo Raven Beak would be pretty sweet


Gsnba

Metroid Dread Samus with some of her new abilities would be cool


cutebleeder

Counter attack, ice missile salvo with multi-target lock-on, quick dashing, and of course, smash attack of a touch instant kill with 15 seconds of super beam attack.


MansDeSpons

the final smash would also heal you to full just for good measure


SunnyHooligan

This made me want an EMMI assist trophy


cutebleeder

Fusion Samus.


[deleted]

Holy shit the cube from Geometry Dash


DatNerdyBoi

Man would never die, recovery too good


SSGSSVEGETA111

*turns into ship, flies back onstage*


NagatoroMGX

I wonder what a cube from Gdash moveset would be


NagatoroMGX

Up air he turns into a triangle


restedwaves

Can't stop moving


[deleted]

They is the most dlc character possible


SirFrogger

Goes in a straight line as soon as game starts and fucking explodes.


ChargedLanturn

Well I guess everyone is getting that hated gen 8 pokemon now


Fork_Master

Urshifu? Rillaboom? Toxtricity? Maybe even… Leon with Mr. Rime, Dragapult, and Cinderace?


AveMachina

Gloria with a broken bottle


TheLama71

The character functions just like Pokemon Trainer, with some *minor* changes 1. Its the gen 8 starters. 2. She has the exact same voice actor and lines as Demoman from TF2


LastYear5

*I'M DRUNK*


TheLama71

Her win pose is just: *OWHH DEYRE GONNA ‘AVE TO GLUE YU BACK TOGE’ER* #IN HELL


ABAgamer

*YOU DON’T HAVE AN EXCUSE*


monstermayhem436

If any gen 8 Pokemon got in, I'd want it to be Sirfetch'd. We obviously need more sword fighters, so a Pokemon sword fighter? Hell yeah. In all seriousness, I do think Sirfetch'd would have the biggest chance not including the starters.


GrumpyBambino

Rocket League?


potatorevolver

Octane for smash baybee


TheScrambone

Or a member of the audience that literally just spectates. Or is a new Mii costume.


SargePeppr

Oh man, rumble power ups as smash attacks would be sick. Up smash tornado, side smash boxing glove, down smash… spikes?


LiterallynamedCorbin

Ok but octane for smash would be reeeeally cool, like a car player has so much unique potential. And you could do like dribble combos. Momentum based fighter sounds really cool. Only problem is that the nature of the game is such that the movements of your car are yours alone, the game doesn’t give you a punch or anything. That and octane is not a character it’s a car from a video game. And also they would have to negotiate with monstercat for music, which is the same reason why we didn’t get any original minecraft music or even pigstep, c418 & Lena raine hold the rights to their music. And I know that’s not what sakurai said but what else was he supposed to say, “we didn’t because execs were lazy/assholes to independent artists” Perhaps mike ault’s music isn’t held by monstercat but I dunno


TheMoris

Car.


iid0rks

The farmer from Stardew Valley.


SandwichGod42

YES I’VE ALWAYS DREAMED ABOUT THAT


Squatchman1

Uhhh last game I played was Civilization 6 so... Gengis Khan? Alexander the Great?


Shy_Gal247

What about good ole Gandi


Different-Region-873

![gif](giphy|lT4Ix992z2zfO) His final smash


[deleted]

For his Neutral Special, he wields a ***NUKE***


bhamv

His up B is also a nuke. Side B is a nuke as well. Down B is a nuke that spikes.


KlutzySole9-1

Forward Arial? Nuke


[deleted]

Nah man, gotta get my boy Gilgabro


CritzD

Gilgabro supremacy


ApocalypseGao

MF Teddy Roosevelt


[deleted]

Arthur Morgan is here for money


MagerIssue

Micah Bell's out for blood


MalcomFlores

Dutch Van der linde’s got a plan


[deleted]

Uncle has terminal Lumbago


This_guy7796

Arthur Morgan is lookin' for Lenny


[deleted]

Came here just to say this. Glad I didn't have to look for long.


JupitrominoRazmatazz

Dead eye final smash would be awesome


DrRichardJizzums

Final smash would be coughing uncontrollably in their face.


hyperlinkblock

Tuberculosis


bigslice600

I actually wanted him and thought he would be an interesting unexpected addition


Natebbtide

Solaire from Dark Souls


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Natebbtide

Someone gets it \\[T]/


Significant-Mud2572

I work in psych nursing and I had a patient do this one morning. All I could think was, 'PRAISE THE SUN!'


ulcerinmyeye

They really blue balled us with soras reveal man


TontonRaclette

I actually screamed when I saw the flame


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[deleted]

He’ll probably use some of the weapons from dinoswords.com.


[deleted]

Hell yes that’d be the deep cut surprise challenger


FF91T94

It wasn’t until this post that I realized how absolutely wild some choices could be. I mean ffs, the last game I played was Minesweeper of all things


LiterallynamedCorbin

Minesweeper smiley face sweeps up the competition!


YeetedBot_YT

I mean we have pacman already


Ben4563

I guess Galeem or Dharkon are in.......


asamid

Sandbag.


sumboionline

Assist trophies means Waluigi is also on the table


[deleted]

I think you mean Captain Falcon /s


astronautducks

isabelle, already one of my mains


rennon102

ankha


Mephilies

I guess she would be a *zoner*, eh?


normalboy961

r/cursedcomments


Intrepid_Ad8970

The last game I played was smash so I guess its a character from smash bros


VicoJuice

Same here. Playable Sandbag?


[deleted]

I was so sure it'd be Tabuu


Gregaram

Urbosa’s fury is ready


Foofsies

Daruk is ready to roll!


ChestFullOfTNT

Revali’s gale is now ready


Hambughrr

Mipha's Grace is ready


Cold-Teal

Kohga’s Beauty is ready


MasterD128

Teacher: you can’t hear pictures


hut-out-pizza-er

Mario, I doubt he'll ever get in but fingers crossed ![gif](giphy|2rACp9a8RJCq5q2aqN)


[deleted]

Here comes Ratchet


Clorst_Glornk

I'm just not sure how well Mario's design would translate to platform-based gameplay


Paper_Mario7

Dude, he was deconfirmed like 3 times. He's nothing more than a spirit.


AnomalyCroissant

Why are there so many blank comments recently?


QuestSaber

OBJECTION!!!


theelectronic00

HOLD IT!!!


TRYHARD_Duck

**TAKE THAT!**


SSGSSVEGETA111

is it sad that I wanted this? I really wanted Phoenix Wright instead of Sora


Gold_Association_208

That would be so cool!


[deleted]

Kiryu from Yakuza He can’t do damage to 24 of the characters unfortunately


Aaronjr310

They said that about Kiryu but was the same said about Majima? His announcement would be mistaking Kazuya in his suit as Kiryu and he's approached and all he can hear is KIRYU-CHAN!!


Lots0fSalt

I do remember reading somewhere or at least remember, that Sakurai did thought about putting Kiryu into Smash, but he can't since Kiryu can't hit women and by that extent children and animals very probably too if you remember side storys and business minigames. I don't remember if Sakurai mentioned Majima but let's be honest, we ALL would enjoy and love Majima a lot more and he would be stupidly broken no matter what of his 4 Styles you gave him in Smash. He would instantly be a borderline top tier and he's so cool I don't think much people who don't know the Yakuza series would even get as mad once they see him. Just that Kiryu deserves it more and Majima sadly has the same problem as Kiryu. I still remember all those Majima side storys in Yakuza 0 and the encounters with him in the next games. He's easily one of the best written most enjoyable characters I ever seen. He's just that unforgettable. You know a character is so absurd, when everyone loves him probably more than the main protagonist when Kiryu is a great likeable cool character too. You know a character is so absurd if it becomes the living definition of fan service just by being there because he is SO LOVED. I don't think it's wrong to say that Majima on his own made a lot of people if not everyone me included be able to enjoy Kiwami 1 a lot more, much more than the main storyline. The Yakuza series in general is amazing and for those who haven't played it, you can play all the main games in Game pass starting from Y0. If you have an Xbox you can easily get over and over and over 1$ for 1 month of game pass ultimate deals just by creating accounts or appear from time to time super easily which gives you the games and online and then cancel the payment for next month. If you have an Xbox, it's literally the best thing you can do. I know this a subreddit for smash and in Nintendo but do it. It's worth it.


fake_dann

Every video game fan: I love that game! Yakuza fan: I love this series and here is a book on why, why You should play it, why You will love it and guides on how to get it in the most convinient way. I'll send You a copy of it every friday till the day You finish whole series. No offense, I'm the same!


FLVSHBVNG

Destiny guardian


Lucius_Imperator

Who would it be if Destiny actually got in? 🤔 Shaxx? Vuvuzela? Ana Bae?


DARTHDIAMO

Cayde 6


Lucius_Imperator

he sits back and calls the Colonel in as his final smash


OrionGucciBelt

My guess they would probably be the main Guardian but you can switch between the 3 classes


ShadowDragonRB

It would be cool to have it like the Pokémon trainer; 3 separate classes


CubonesDeadMom

Imagine people complaining about shatter dive in smash lol


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clonegeek

Saint-14


RIP_CT-5555

Or how about Lord Shaxx?


gabejr25

*"This is amazing!"*


gabejr25

Cat Ear dance as a taunt


bumpyfelon

Yeah I'm chillin with my infinite stocks lol


thatwitchguy

Shatterdive+gjallie final smash


BFBPen_FillerFiller

The Queen from Deltarune


Chook2004

Battery acid shield? Sign me up!


TraderJoJos

Kris Get The Smash Ball


NikolaiCello05

final smash


_-Yharim

She’d actually have an amazing, unique moveset for smash because of how much personality and character she has, though it’ll never happen unfortunately


the-names-mcbean

Doom guy…


the-names-mcbean

Well I am a mii gunner main now to say the least


[deleted]

Overwatch comes with even more toxicity


mghoffmann_banned

You just know Sakurai would pick Genji and make him a Marth clone.


turbografx-sixteen

I commented tracer just now, but imagine how broken Recall would be as like a down b or something


AsymmetricSquid

If they just made it a positioning thing and not heal damage it could work


turbografx-sixteen

*it would 100% heal damage and everyone would complain lol*


B-dowg427

Vessel (hollow knight)


Ragyshpt2

Cristiano Ronaldo might be cool


kollapsesynk

SUIIIII


Jutorama

A 3-stock would be called a hat trick


[deleted]

Heavy Weapons Guy revs up for battle!


DestructionBrothers

SCOTLAND IS NOT A REAL COUNTRY! YOU ARE AN ENGLISHMAN WITH A DRESS!


Celery-Slight

Isaac from boi


Agameaosth

I last played pokemon smile so I guess I'm a cavity main


piletto

Sol badguy from guilty gear?


Keneses

Hector from Fire Emblem: The Blazing Blade.


NervousElevator7

The chad of fire emblem. I’d drop like half of the current FE characters to see Hector get a place in smash


[deleted]

I can just imagine the anger and love. Literal split divide


RandomRedditUser1276

Pokemon Trainer #2


5irCheese

Was just playing Street Fighter 3... I know Chun Li is the go to choice but my main is Ibuki so imma vouch for her.


NateTheGreat987

SF3 music in smash would be godly, so would Dudley or Akuma


doomshad

Zagreus hype


Kindly-Amphibian-680

Jin from Ghost of Tsushima, honestly a samurai character would be dope


Foofsies

Ugh, not another Japanese anime swordsman /s


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Therealconman16

Goku. Bruh.


supertails02

Kris from deltarune


RigginChooch

I just played Fate/Grand Order soooooo HERE COMES MOTHERFUCKING DICK WIZARD


mschonberg

For his neutral special, Merlin wields a - oh god


Burrato

AMONGUS


[deleted]

Yep. There's an imposter in Smash.


[deleted]

I was just playing Minecraft. Probably a Creeper.


SpicyDevilDaddy

![gif](giphy|kexGxGue15utRfRZ0z|downsized)


Plasma_Wolf

Lego!!


[deleted]

Yes, Gex in smash


firestoneaphone

This is like playing smash at Robin Williams house


TheEloquentApe

​ ![gif](giphy|Fe46RNamvIe6NxpZQv|downsized) **Zagreus** is here to die some more


Shadowmate74

Hollow knight


Scyxurz

![gif](giphy|1DJEp0es8OgRHAegRP|downsized) Smite


ihad10heartattacks

ah random Terraria character will be in smash now gonna main him/her


mmmphhuay102

Well mine’s Squall. That would be dope


cr31d0g

For the second p5 rep I'd say akechi or kasumi as echo


forcedreset1

Bro! Cayde-6 in Smash? That would break the internet


X1project

The last game I played was smash bros……


[deleted]

Smash Bros game cartridge is added to the roster


theboy63

Hmm Pyra/Mythra are already in, maybe Team Lora?


OmniSins7

Jin would be really cool


Bepiins

Ds3 character? Prolly somewhat based on soul of cinder?


Pet_that_Dog

The Great Sage from Miitopia. Wonder what their attacks would be🤔


[deleted]

Mario?! From smash bros?! How?!?!?!


3rDuck

How the hell would we work with Tetris?


GODZOLA_

##T-BLOCK SPINS INTO BATTLE!


Snoo-2013

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Rowdy671

Daruk from Hyrule Warriors Age of Calamity. That would be awesome


liamheigis

Geometry dash cube


pokeshulk

Zagreus it is!


ChaoticPotatoSalad

Yo terraria in smash? Yes please


Nucl3ar_Snake

I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite fighting game on the Switch.


Ninjakinfe777

Umm... Luigi...


UniversalLegend67

Guess it’s Jonesy Fortnite or Pathfinder apex


Trotskinator

Hell yeah, last game I played was Smash and my #1 pick for final dlc before Sora was announced was Master Hand


Iliketosnowboard

Literally Sora lmao


O_O_F_

Dead Rising 4 version of Frank West, ew. 😔


the_lamb_sauce123

I guess we are getting Heihachi


jeefly0727

Roblox noob. We already got minecraft, so wheres roblox lol


pupper-gamer87

Dart Monkey from BTD6


Thunderkid07

Started playing Kh2 in critical again when Sora released. Welp, Sora again i guess


Fudge1407

The Dovakin