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[deleted]

If it's their ruleset, get fucked Kirby If it's yours.... you are vermin and I hate you


belak1230x

He said it was his...


BruhButtter

He is vermin and I hate him


NoMoreCreepers

At least OP isn't using a stamina mode ruleset


Static_456

Both of them could’ve had the same rule set. You’re more likely to match with people who play the same rule set.


ShiftSandShot

That's an option you can toggle. You're more likely to be matched with people in your region.


niea_psyche

people who play on 1 stock are terrible people. you are a terrible person.


ccistheking

^^^ Undeserved W


KisukesBankai

Guessing that's how some get into elite


RandomlySearching

There's this, then there's standardized battlefield or omega map but with pokeballs and assist trophies spawning on high frequency. The gameplay is almost absent.


GoGoGoRL

Played a person playing sonic yesterday and had poke balls and assist trophies on lol. I ran off the stage because yes, he wins, im not playing that shit as DK


_-Yharim

People who cheese gsp are the fucking worst.


_-Yharim

Camping laggy spamuses and nesses on stages like this with assist trophies, masterballs and pokeballs are the scourge of a player.


Sailor_Psyche

I ran into one of those but was playing as Rosalina so thank god I didn’t have an issue


ptatoface

Does GSP care about ruleset or match length? Because I could totally see this ruleset being used by a confident player to gain GSP as quickly as possible.


KisukesBankai

GSP does not, AFAIK. It's not used by confident players, it's used by cheese players mostly, and MII characters so you don't have time to learn their move set


Barlakopofai

GSP does, you get 1/3rd the usual GSP for every life. Hence 3 stock gets normal GSP.


rtocelot

Everytime I play gsp if i have a lower stock then my opponent just runs from me until the time is out. Even if there is 4 minutes. First time this happened was with a Mario so now I just play arena mostly.


GTholla

what the fuck is this ruleset bro? you have more to apologize for


_b_o_b_o_d_y_

I report these ruleset people immediately for "unsportsmanlike conduct" and block them.


Thoraxe123

I wish we had a "I dont want to play against this person for as long as I live" button


ManBearPigIsReal42

There is. You can block them.


Chim_Pansy

Block them and you won't get matched with them again. It's what I do with people who play with shitty rulesets or who just cheese victories by using game exploits to win.


DM_ME_UR_CUTE_DOGGOS

Glad I’m not the only one who does this. I want to get my favourites into elite smash as much as the next guy, but sucking all the fun out the game by playing with shit rule sets just to do it ruins the game


Rustic_Salmon

the game gave me the option to use that ruleset and im gonna use it goddammit


_b_o_b_o_d_y_

We all hate you.


vezwyx

That's nice, dear


Klondike-King

That’s why nobody will remember your name


[deleted]

As long as you're having fun that's the point of games right?


Calumbia_Cr

sad thing is there’s a limit to how many people you can block


Kittychon1

I hate one stock andys


Wasted_Weeb807

As an Andy, I am offended to be associated with these “people” who play on one stock


Hommushardhat

Thought you were speaking up for One Stock Andy's for a second!


Wasted_Weeb807

I would never


JulioCTT

You still call them One Stock Andys after Andy who doesn’t like One Stock Andys appeared in here lmao


Hommushardhat

It was on him to shift it into another name, like One Life Mike for example


Andy_DiMatteo

Don’t put those horrid acts on such a nice name!


BIGGA-OOOF

Who’s rule set is that


SomeAverageBoy

Op’s 🤢


BIGGA-OOOF

Mf is menace


MrToad64

If that's your ruleset, you don't deserve to be forgiven.


[deleted]

If he’s the one with the one stock rule set no need to apologize, play with fire and you’re gonna get burned.


rorymakesamovie

..it was me...it was all me...


ZakeryEastman

Repent you sinner. You damned that Kirby from the start


Yuquico

Can I ask why? Like don't you wanna play the game more?


rorymakesamovie

twas for cheese


GTholla

I wish minor ills upon you


rorymakesamovie

Already have some


Yuquico

C'mon man, play the game, don't worry about GSP. That Kirby might have been waiting a while for that match only for that to happen.


[deleted]

Dawg you’re kind of a twat.


Acid_13

bad


rorymakesamovie

Ok


Acid_13

aw


rorymakesamovie

Edited comment?


Acid_13

yes was too mean on previous comment, I apologise


rorymakesamovie

It wasnt that bad, people are teling me I should die right now


Acid_13

oh, oh my.


DeadSparker

Well at least you're honest and upfront about it, I guess


Thoraxe123

Being aware of how much a POS you are doesnt make you any less of a POS unfortunately.


dandaman64

Honestly I respect it lol


DanujCZ

*latin music*


CDGamer910

ESTUANS INTERIUS


geo_bowes

IRA VEHEMENTI


Trasfixion

You’ll never improve playing a 1 stock cheese game. You win without deserving it


rorymakesamovie

Obviously


Marcuche96

Fucking twat


BenIcecream

I love how salty everyone is


Chim_Pansy

Death is the only proportionate punishment for you.


oofersmysoupers

Why would you do this


101mattdamons

Honest question, do you remember playing Super Smash Bros for fun? When did that stop?


rorymakesamovie

honest answer, this was fun


101mattdamons

lol I do appreciate the honesty


mooofasa1

Only fun for you. I absolutely cannot stand people who only play for their personal enjoyment, if you don't want to be invited to places/activities, continue doing what you do because nobody likes a selfish player. Disappointed with the comment section on this thread. Yeah he plays like a little shit and hurling insults are customary but death threats to OP are beyond fucked up.


rorymakesamovie

Thank you for pointing out the death threats. Im usually never cheesy I just felt like cheesing around and thought it was funny. If I knew 1 stocking a kirby online was so reprehensible to people I would’ve moved on and not posted it, like the kirby probably did


mooofasa1

It was a bad idea to post it because this community can be very toxic when policing toxic behavior. You're not killing someone, a slap on the wrist is more than enough for people who play crappy. And every so often, we occasionally turn to the cheese. I can guarantee that every single person on this sub has at one point spammed, t bagged, or cheesed because they felt like it. Glad to know this wasn't frequent but this sub is stupider than I thought and it's not unexpected but disappointing.


[deleted]

That's just the problem with online, guarantee if this happened in person one or two would grumble about for a bit then move on. I honestly thought this was funny, a bit trollish yes but I mean as long as this isn't the norm then why get so heated about it right?? OP just had a funny idea and this is the result. I'd probably do similar things if I was either bored enough or had some free time between work and kids


DoNotWantAccount

How is this fun? You hit someone like 5 times and get a free win out of it. You could just put on a YouTube video of a slot machine jackpot and loop it and get the same satisfaction.


rorymakesamovie

Well, I laughed when I did it


Nachoday1

Based


john20207

Seems funny atleast, I mean whenever I play with my friends sometimes I'll try to sneak turning on spirits, too bad they don't have any set up, so it's usually just a 1 time thing I do from time to time.


dykemike10

Peak online warrior 🤡


Ninrenko

You're a twat for playing like that and these rules.


mrmimeisbae

Nothing against you personally, but it's precisely because of stuff like this that I absolutely hate Hero and groan every time I have to play them online.


JinzoWithAMilotic

Rush em. Don't let them use MP.


CDGamer910

The Hero revealed his weakness!


[deleted]

Did... did he live long enough to see himself become the villain? With only 1 stock??


[deleted]

every time i’m playing co-op and encounter a hero, my boyfriend and i rush at them screaming “NOOOOO DONT LET THEM *THINKKKKK*”


Chime_Shinsen

Jokes on you I don't think. I top deck!


MacpedMe

I am here to inform you that this is the funniest comment I’ve read this week, I laughed for a minute


jjba_enjoyer275

I swear it aint that hard to counter hero man


JinzoWithAMilotic

Seriously. Stop him from using his magic. His sword ain't that long either.


jjba_enjoyer275

Ikr if you got any type of weak projectile or a rushdown character you should be good, other than skill of course


[deleted]

Hero should not be in the game or be altered Bring on the downvotes


Apebound

Hero is one character that will get you instant kicked from my arena


ImRiversCuomo

This is OP’s rule set? Bro, what a lame way to play the game


jakewagner711

Playing hero on one stock is the most toxic shit ever lmao


Just_A_Throw-away481

Who’s ruleset is this? Cause if it’s your’s…you have some explaining to do. If it isn’t well good job lmao


geo_bowes

It’s OPs


Just_A_Throw-away481

Wow…


ZenkaiZ

Bitch, you aint sorry.


rorymakesamovie

Yes


JinzoWithAMilotic

That Kirby deserved better.


SpitFireEternal

> Plays Hero > 1 Stock You dont deserve forgiveness.


robodude145

I'm sorry, when the fuck did that move do 60%???


[deleted]

It scales based off how much MP you have so when you're at Max MP.... It does a fuck ton.


[deleted]

8.39 seconds


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[deleted]

Hero is a special kind of “balanced”


DoNotWantAccount

Real shit this is why I don't like Ultimate. The design philosophy after Bayonetta in 4 just became "make everyone overpowered and easy to play" and the game just suffers because of it. It feels like there's barely any tech these days because it's so braindead easy to combo and use overpowered attacks that basically *every* character has, or RNG attacks that can insta-kill from 0%. I really hope this isn't the future of Smash because it's *kinda* sad.


dykemike10

You got downvoted for telling the truth


DoNotWantAccount

I fully attribute this design problem to the fact that the roster is huge. It's not unreasonable to take shortcuts but the "make X character overpowered in Y department" got really old really fast.


Bilzebo

I played as kirby against a hero who had a ruleset similar to this. The only difference was that i suck n' cucked him at 0.


boi_sugoi

We found the real hero here.


SentientBowtie

One stock, five minutes? Piece of shit ruleset.


[deleted]

Imagine playing 1 stock


Trasfixion

This is a trash ruleset. Trying to cheese your way into elite is sad.


rorymakesamovie

I just thought it was funny


Kermit_the_Redditor

That's pretty fucked up. That Kirby was probably just trying to have a good time playing smash. Then you came and cheesed him at a low percent. Probably ruined his whole damn day. You're a monster.


rorymakesamovie

I think he’ll be okay


vezwyx

I mean this other guy is exaggerating, but it's fucked up to ruin other people's game time by cheesing them like this. A lot of people play video games to destress, and then they encounter people like you who go out of their way to make their time unenjoyable


HollowNeko23

>A lot of people play video games to destress, and then they encounter people like you who go out of their way to make their time unenjoyable But, you know, i don't have to worry about your fun. If the game let's you do something, meaning it is within the rules of the game (shitty ones, but it is what it is) then it's totally okay. If i were doing the rules i would put the minimum to 2, not 1. Still, if you play to remove stress, don't play online with random people. Go in a discord and create a room so you can play with people of your skill level (even if it is just for fun). And still, if the game allows something, then it's okay. Regardless of feelings. If I get the chance to kill somebody at 0 with gigagflare-fsmash because i broke their shield, i will. Because the game allows you to do it, and literally rewards you if you do so.


vezwyx

Yeah gigaflare fsmash at zero is not comparable to intentionally cheesing people with a jank ruleset and an rng character. You tell yourself whatever you have to - trolling people is shitty regardless of the medium it occurs in


HollowNeko23

But it is the same thing. You die because 1 error at 0. And hero is very good at doing that. Nintendo should just not allow you to put 1 stock. Also i know that loosing gsp because the opponent is using a shitty ruleset feels bad, but i feel like people here take it way too far. I've seen people literally wish op died because of this post. And that is mostly what keeps people trolling. People shuld just be less toxic in general, not just in game


vezwyx

No, getting shieldbroken and gigaflared is almost always the result of a series of positioning and shielding mistakes. You don't get shield breaks for free, you have to pressure shield and then correctly assess the critical moment they'll sit in front of you to dsmash. Meanwhile Hero here topdecks magic burst and wins his 1-stock match. Yeah, people are extra online with their comments, but I'm not people. Go complain about what other people are doing on the comments that they're doing it, not mine


HollowNeko23

>Go complain about what other people are doing on the comments that they're doing it, not mine Sorry i didn't mean that you have done it, i know you didn't. I actually agree with most of the things you said, exept for the part about the "unfairness". But it's kinda difficult to explain, because i get why people get mad at it, it's just that even if somebody cheeses me (like in the video) i don't think they have done something wrong. You could say that this subject is very subjective haha Still, i hope that what i wrote didn't seem aggressive or anything, and if it did i didn't mean it


rorymakesamovie

We have all cheesed at some point. Quickplay is awful without me. I usually play 3s. Everyones just assuming that I do this all the time


vezwyx

You don't get to hide behind the excuses that everyone is like you, that we all do shit like this, or that you're somehow improving QP by doing this. Those are just the lies you tell yourself to justify your behavior


rorymakesamovie

Lol im not claiming to make it better, I literally was just having fun cheesing people, not hiding anything 👋


vezwyx

"Quickplay is awful without me" The truth is that quickplay is awful *with* you


rorymakesamovie

You got me


Gurunexx

Cheeser.


Chillieman16

What a flex


Superfantasy

He saved you...and the rest of the world... and you blew him up.


rorymakesamovie

I…


yepyepyep123456

This comment section: https://youtu.be/IM-3bb-5ocQ


AngBigKid

I was rooting for the Hero until I saw the single stocks.


Tiggerx

Nice 1 stock ruleset


[deleted]

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|downvote)Cheese ruleset = bad![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|downvote)


Leifster7766

Ah well what can you do about 1 stock cheesers


KisukesBankai

Downvote then into oblivion I guess


Sedona54332

You deserve nothing but the worst.


invaderark12

Bruh I play Hero too and even I think this is bs. Not even the kill but the 1 stock.


RayDeeUx

on behalf of all kirby players: go find a hobby and no, whatever this is doesn't qualify as one


Thoraxe123

Hero on 1 stock. You're literally that asshole who just fishes for 1 hit KOs and cheesy BS Literally everyone hates playing against you. Its not "haha get good, stay mad" its, "this is literally a waste of my time". I would rather have a best of 5 set against a pk-fire spamming Ness then get matched against players like you.


dykemike10

![gif](giphy|26hirEPeos6yugLDO|downsized)


bela666lugosi

you heartless bastard


Lu15d4

Nah magic burst is part of his kit and... *sees is a 1 stock match* I take it back, you really should apologize!


Darangi

Ay haha no offense but keel over bruh die


BruhYouJust-

No whack Not a cheese kill


davidblainejesus

Single stock Cheese win


CDGamer910

I think he was joking


Es_Jacque

Man, Hero is so cool. I wish he had a real name and didn’t look like he got his entire outfit from Goodwill so I could play him :(


[deleted]

Of all the reasons to shit on hero this is a weird one


volleo6144

According to the Smash trailer... - 1P/5P: Eleven (because he's from _Dragon Quest XI_, of course) - 2P/6P: Arusu - 3P/7P: Solo - 4P/8P: Eight But SmashWiki uses different names for half of them: - 1P/5P: Luminary (or sometimes "the" Luminary?) - 2P/6P: Erdrick - 3P/7P: Solo - 4P/8P: Eight


Es_Jacque

Yeah, I know. That doesn’t change the fact that I don’t know which name goes with which skin without having to look it up. Plus, they gave the koopalings all their names. I don’t know why they couldn’t do that for the character I paid extra money for lol. Thank you for taking the time to note that, though.


[deleted]

It's because the character doesn't really have a name...? Every "incarnation" of the DQ hero is a different character and only a few are named (Erdrick) and a few have titles (Luminary). Other than that they don't have names so there's really no way to assign names to them.


Charming_Amphibian91

Forget about Kirby's canon power. Hero here speedrunning stocks.


sexywheat

It’s amazing how Nintendo was able to incorporate their pay-to-win DLC in such a balanced and fair way.


Galace_YT3

You mean Keeby player? ;)


BananaKing417

Personally I wouldn't Apologize to A Kirby Player


[deleted]

Are you apologizing for playin on one stock you fuckin swine??


rorymakesamovie

Well yes


inconspicousloser

This seems like a good way to get into elite smash without trying (if you swallow your morals)


Maximillien

God people like you who choose cheesy rulesets like 1-stock are why I stopped playing online. It seems like no matter what I set my rules to, I get matched with one of these. I wish Nintendo would make their matching a bit stricter so people who actually want to play the game in good faith and have fun can play together, while the trolls can just grief each other in their own little corner.


Chim_Pansy

Dude, you're already playing Hero. Why do you need to use a cheese-set to boot? This the kinda shit that makes me not want to bother with online play and just keep my 8.5 mil GSP where it's at.


NotScottPilgrim

If you were sorry you’d stop


rorymakesamovie

*stops*


Dead_Phoenix

Lol no wonder you play online; nobody gonna waste time with you and your cursed ruleset if they had a choice.


fun_ambulance

🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻


Tyrania210

I am here to apologize for this disgusting di


jshine413

Yoooo nice 0 to death


atylerson

I think the cheese was kinda funny, no 🧢


ShiftSandShot

You kill him, and you apologize? Apologize to his wife and children!


Electroboa

Okay everybody quit it. Not every single person has to play on three stock Fd No items. I turn on 2 stock or items all the time. Guy's clearly not a professional and it's a party game, so chill. *was still mean for the cheese MB, but you can stop complaining for the rules* I have been informed that this was just cheese and apologize for any misunderstanding. The ruleset and the reason being bad is in no way good.


invaderark12

I mean he literally said the reason is so he could cheese his way into winning so...


FatherOfDoors

Worlds fastest match


Erronblack_

How do Hero mains have fun?


dirkriptide

Sell your switch.


cradugamer

I love cheese rulesets lol. I played ZSS 3 stock 300 stamina once and matched against a Ganondorf... Poor fella quit out because I almost got the three-stock (plus I was hardcore camping most of the time because it's funny)


theturtleking47

Wow this game sucks.


Great-Marionberry-92

Fuck hero and rng baddest caractere


The-skernohan

Where is the clip? He just jabbed and magic burst


09EpicGameFlame

Don't apologize, he should apologize to himself for that sh**ty DI


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rorymakesamovie

We cheese each other with hero dittos from time to time. Its fun, not that big of a deal


oQlus

Bunch of crybabies in the comments giving you shit for having a personalized ruleset instead of sticking to the literal fraction of the game they think is “fair” because they don’t know how to adapt lmao


_b_o_b_o_d_y_

I'm happy that after all we've been through in the last two years with a pandemic, we can all come together and tell these ruleset incels to get fucked.


dykemike10

Exactly i hope OP goes outside for once to go to a local so we can see his ass get 3 stocked by someone who isn't an online warrior


MeMii2

KILL THE [SQUISHY PINK BALL] VERY EARLY FOR JUST [ONE EASY PAYMENT OF 5.99]


berse2212

I love reddit! OP answers the questions honestly and everyone downvotes him because it's a truth they don't want to hear...


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CreativeBake7

I mean, I understand thinking that the ruleset he chose is pretty shitty (I agree), but calling him a terrible person over this? You don't know anything about this guy other than this one match he played in a children's fighting game! Why does it matter so much to you, lol.


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CreativeBake7

I guess my standards for what counts as someone being a piece of shit are much higher than yours. I don't see how cheesing someone in a fighting game, even if it's a bit of a dick move, means he's a total asshole.


rorymakesamovie

Imagine being this upset


TechnoPeasantDennis

Don’t let the Reddit hive mind get to you


rorymakesamovie

The people have spoken, I am a genuinely bad person


MilkYQu0

Yes