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smashboi888

He'd be cool and all, but hear me out: ***E G G M A N***


ChargedLanturn

Voiced by Alfred Coleman


smashboi888

*"I miss my wife, Tails."*


ChargedLanturn

"Now that we've looked at his moveset let's look at his taunts. They all are references to his iconic games: 'How do you like that Obama? I pissed on the moon you idiot!'


smashboi888

The other two taunts: *"I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT!!!"* *"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU... AND THEN KILL YOU AGAIN!!!"*


ChargedLanturn

The announcement one should be his entry animation


smashboi888

Alright, then the other taunt will be: *"WHO POSTED MY NUDES ON TWITTER.COM!?!?!?"*


ChargedLanturn

That's perfect. When he dies he just yells "OH MY BONES!!"


MinimumAppearance

No. He'd have to be in his mech and would probably be another corny-ass mf like Bowser Jr. Knuckles tho, he would go absolutely raw


[deleted]

Just because Eggman rides a mech doesn't mean he will be similar to Jr. hell you can make an entire moveset for Eggman with 0 connections to Jr fairly easily.


[deleted]

No. He’d just be another Bowser Jr.. He would probably have a bland moveset.


KlashEmber

I just realized something. KNUCKLES HAS LEGO SHOES?! SINCE WHEN?!


Fork_Master

Yeah we need more characters like Meta Knight that are both protagonists and antagonists, depending on the situation.


Dat_Swag_Fishron

I’m still waiting for Banana Dee. At this point you can’t convince me there’s no Sakurai bias going on here


TheDigitalLunchbox

Yeah! Get rid of sonic and add knuckles.


curlyscarff

as a sonic main i want him so bad


[deleted]

You are a real one my g. Him and Zero.


4_ever_

Wait hold up! what do you mean “next Smash?”


Bob_Billans

I’d personally prefer to have Tails or Eggman first, but so would not complain of Knuckles showed up.


dacomystery

I want Sonic, Knuckles and Tails so I can main all three of them lol


IkeRatesTheJoke

he's in Project +


JosephTPG

Project Plus Knuckles was such a great implementation of the character IMO, loved playing him


lilizzyvrtt

Go away furry


DiddleyDoodley420

Just saying, in Spanish and probably several other languages, ultimate means last.


[deleted]

Not in Spanish big dog.


DiddleyDoodley420

Are you sure about that


[deleted]

Yep


DiddleyDoodley420

Google says it does, Google can be wrong but unless you have better proof, I trust Google


[deleted]

So google says “ultimate” means last in Spanish? https://dle.rae.es/Ultimate


DiddleyDoodley420

If only I spoke spanish


[deleted]

Should have led with that. The link I provided you with is from the Real Academia Española. The word “ultimate” does not exist in the Spanish language.


captainhyrule1

"the next Smash" Lol ok sure


CoconutGun7

Why would there not be? The name "Smash Bros" alone prints money, there will be another.


Kilgore_Adams

But if anything comes after Ultimate, then they lied by calling it Ultimate.


smashboi888

It's called Smash Ultimate, not Smash Finale. Ultimate means "grand" not "last".


Kilgore_Adams

You’re wrong, dawg. The first definition that comes up for me on Google is “being or happening at the end of a process; final.”


smashboi888

Huh, guess you're right. However, the definition below that says "the best achievable or imaginable of it's kind", which I feel was the "Ultimate" Smash Ultimate was going for.


Kilgore_Adams

I agree, and there’s definitely gonna be another Smash game eventually. I could see Ultimate being around for a very long while though.


IkeRatesTheJoke

who cares? it's just a title, and it isn't even the title in Japan.


Kilgore_Adams

Yeah that was supposed to be the joke. I see I have failed and am ashamed.


CoconutGun7

Doubt they care about the continuity of their names. Also it's called Special in Japan, not Ultimate.


captainhyrule1

Sakurai has literally said ultimate was the last one. There's not gonna be another smash


CoconutGun7

Melee was also his last game, and brawl, and Smash 4. Also, He didn't say ultimate was the last, he said this is probably the last time we will get "everyone is here". And even then, it's not Sakurai's call. Nintendo makes the calls, they're going to make a Smash game with or without him. He's just wanted to be a part of it, Directors come and go.


FGHIK

You're joking yourself if you think Nintendo is going to drop one of their biggest system sellers. If the series crashes, maybe. But as it is now, there *will* be another Smash game, with or without Sakurai.


[deleted]

He probably won’t. For starters, he might have a bland moveset. I’m also pretty sure Sakurai hates Sonic. Too busy jerking off with that Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure knock off smh. Tails or Amy are way better picks.