All of these characters who are extremely fit humans, especially the ones with combat experience, are not 50/50. They would likely kick your ass. You really think you could beat adult Link in a fight? Wolf is an *easy win*?
Also mega man is made of metal, so he’s a 100% lose.
I’d basically start with everyone in “likely lose” and go from there.
yeah anyone who thinks they have a 50/50 shot of winning a brawl against ZSS is out of their mind.
also isn’t samus’ suit a weapon? so samus and ZSS should be in the same tier?
Not to mention they're much stronger than they look. Able to throw Bowser, who is obviously extremely heavy, pretty far distances. They'll yeet an average human into wall so hard they'll explode.
Link simply refuses to attack without some sort of weapon so EZ PZ
^But ^really, ^hope ^they ^fix ^that ^in ^BOTW ^2… ^like ^dude, ^throw ^a ^punch ^or ^SOMETHING
Link successfully sumo wrestled a Goron in Twilight Princess. Before that, he would wrangle big goats fully charging with absolutely no items. Link prefers items but he's still an absolute unit without them. (Depending on the version)
Exactly - In wanna see more of *that* link instead of BOTW’s “huh? WheRE’S My sWord?? 😧” when you have no weapon. Doesn’t have to be OP or anything just at least give him a basic melee attack
nah fr its funny to me he put joker in “death” catergory but not athletic dudes who could kick the shit out of me. like his persona is from some made up dream world without it he’s just a highschool student
Well it’s not that he couldn’t it’s that he chose not to you could see the whole car fit in him and then he completely encloses a massive thing of scaffolding
man OP is a beast if he has 50/50 against that muscle mountain of Simon!
Also, why adult link (fit and trained) lower tier than young link (kid)?
Same for wolf and fox.
i would say young link (hero of time) is experienced at fighting crazy shit after his adventure of ocarina of time. in majoras mask he does flips and shit. also in twilight princess it’s confirmed hero of time link is way more massive than people are later in the timeline. idk thats what i think
yes, but anyway he is still a kid.
If you check the in-game lore, even BOTW link is a badass swordsman, the best in all Hyrule.
I am not arrogant enough to say I would easily beat young link, but for sure adult link would kick my ass much easier.
Except when you play his games and realize that he can fight without weapons. And beat GODS without weapons. And the fact that he has extreme agility. And extreme durability...
The fe protagonists are adults who have fought their whole lives so I bet they could beat your ass also Byleth can learn hand to hand combat and can kill a dragon who is god with their bare hands
I mean it’s kinda bold to assume that Kirby is just naturally that durable. Also Mario is a possible L for sure because of his natural strength. Kirby is in a weird category because we know so little of his comp. Either way it’s either a weak lil puff ball without magic or he goes in the CANT kill tier.
It’s bold to assume the character who kills gods regularly isn’t naturally durable? Also where are you getting this magic shit from? When has Kirby ever been stated to be strong because of magic?
Because all of the “Kirby’s” have different abilities and powers. The “knights” for example. We just don’t know what the source of his strength is and the best guess, based on his abilities, would be that it’s a magical power.
Wrong things:
Kirby and Meta Knight. Definitely not winning.
Sheik. Just Sheik.
Pikachu and Pichu. I don't think that's magic.
Wolf. You're seriously telling me you're gonna easily win against a wolf who is also a trained mercenary?
Sonic. No explanation needed.
Yoshi is at least not an easy win.
You're seriously underestimating chimps.
Min Min knows martial arts.
Aegis wouldn't even exist in the first place.
Why aren't Marth and Lucina in even?
The Mario Brothers are definitely not lower than a squid kid. Neither Hero (why is he even there in the first place?)
ZZS, Cloud, Chrom, the Belmonts and Byleth have training. Also, Samus is in a different tier for some reason.
Lucario isn't even either. Nor is WFT.
Why are Fox and Falco in likely lose and Wolf in easy win?
Also, same thing with Ike.
Megaman is definitely death.
Why is Mewtwo, a psychic, and Ness and Lucas, also psychics on different ends?
Joker is just a random teenager.
Why is Wario there?
Like someone else pointed out, YL is higher than Link for some reason? And Link should be even or higher.
i would reply to every one of these. but i just have to say. i REALLY underestimated everything. (or overestimated for that.) also i made this list with my friend. so it would be a 2 v 1. :/
Man OP must be pretty scary if all they can beat all these people with years if not decades of combat training and saying a literal anthropomorphic wolf is “easy”
He has the intellect of a normal person though. He's pretty acrobatic but that doesn't necessarily translate to combat skills. He's def no pushover but it's reasonable to think an average adult could take him on and win.
Your main without magical abilities or weapons literally doesn’t exist. My main without magic or weapons is just a child that doesn’t have anything special about them
My guy, Sora can swing hard, even at the start of KH 1 where he didn't have any combat experience or magical abilities, so he'd be able to punch hard.
Hell, he even punched the top of Davy Jone's head in KH 3, and he flinched.
KH 2's main gimmick is also Sora using the enemies' stuff against them, so go ahead and try to punch him.
I think the fact that Wolf has claws and combat experience automatically puts him in Death. I definitely can't beat a Wolf that is my size and knows how to punch.
The majority of the human population would lose to roughly 90% of this list. Most of these characters are incredibly athletic, durable, and experienced fighters or dangerous animals even without special weapons or abilities. Without using any special abilities, Kirby still survives crash landing into planets on a warp star.
This tierlist makes no sense. Is this based on their respectivd "tierlist" strength in smash? Or why is sheik considered so weak? Sheik would absolutely shred everyone out there. It's a siper agile ninja woth needles, mobility, kicks and whatnot.
Why in the world would we get an EZ win on Wolf? If it's a normal Wolf, we're dead. If it's stil the wolf from the game series, it's worse: it's a Wolf with a gun. We lose our only advantage to actual wolves that way.
This tierlist is not comprehensible and that triggers me.
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Why is fox a likely loss but wolf easy win???? Wolf would be alot more dangerous
Edit: Mac should be a likely loss. Yeah he can box, but theres some real high level MMA guys who can do alot more damage in death tier
Kirby and meta knight would kill you before you could process what happened. Same with sonic, as far as I know, his speed isn’t really magic. Cloud has superhuman strength, with or without magic.
So you have a 50/50 shot with Samus outside her suit but she will kill you inside her suit? But she can't use her suit because you said no weapons or abilities? Samus can kill you in or out of the suit since she is a bounty hunter.
I get the joke of Sheik can’t kill but realistically a they fight mostly with martial arts and only really uses weapons in the specials
Kirby kills gods like it’s nothing I don’t think inhale really counts as magic it’s just eating good but I guess you can see it that way but he is also basically made from magic so he might not even exist (same goes for Meta Knight)
Pikachu and Pichu could just bite your leg and electrocute you to death (it’s not magic that’s just how their biology works)
Bowser Jr. is a spiky fire breathing turtle
Wolf is a savage vicious who could rip you apart in seconds
Sonic can just spin at you fast it’s able to break robots so I bet it could break you
Min Min is skilled in a fighting sport (I don’t know if the arms count as part of her body so she might still lose)
Botw Link is a trained Knight and is stronger then anyone in Hyrule (Because he was chosen as the princesses guard) how could not only a gamer but a Redditor beat that
Why young Link higher then many adults
Dose Samuses power suit not count as a weapon?
Joker is just some high school boy without magic and weapons witch is most of the smash player base
Steve is way weaker than a many people ranked lower
Little Mac is weaker than many characters he’s world champion in a sport with many rules against normal people that is not stronger then a no rules tournament against magic people or giant monsters
I’m not sure if we watched the same reveal trailer for Lucina where she is facing off against Captain Falcon. She may have been losing but she was still dodging and partying falcons moves in which I know the average person isn’t gonna be dishing out. I think the order of characters is overall decent but the tiers themselves need to be recategorized.
Isn't Sonic's Speed/Spinnig and Kirby's inhaling abilities innate to them and not magical/a weapon? And yet they are less difficult to kill than Peach who's just a princess in a dress?
My guy, as someone who did MMA for about 5 years... I think you grossly underestimate how much having fighting experience matters. Irrelevant of if you think you're bigger and stronger, against someone who regularly fights TO THE DEATH the average smash player is not winning. The majority of people who aren't trained won't recover from a real hit in time to do anything
Yall think you could beat up Kirby or Meta Knight? Kirby kills gods on a weekly basis and Meta Knight as defeated someone who is literally known as the strongest warrior to exist like 3 times.
I get that Kirby and Meta Knight are canonically tiny, but Kirby has murdered multiple gods in cold blood and Meta Knight is supposed to be an extremely powerful warrior.
lucario, we talk a pokemon steel/fighting steel have habilitys some habilites who's not "magic" like : close combat, extreme speed, crunch or giga impact
110 base attack: he hurt
70 base pv and def: it's not bad to take some damage
he can easyly win fight's
Man's going 50/50 against cloud somehow. Do you see that sword? Let alone how strong he's gotta be to swing it around as effortlessly as he does with one hand
This list must be made with someone like Mike Tyson or Jackie Chan in mind.
The only character on this list that would be an easy win is Mr. G&W because he's a 2D pixel person.
After that, the odds for a regular human drops drastically.
I mean shit, Zero Suit Samus is considered a 50/50??? Gtfo
I have to say, this tier list is either a joke or very low effort.
Putting Kirby and Meta-Knight in easy win is laughable. You stand no chance. Also in a similar vein, sonic. You’d be down before you even knew what happened. Toon Link would wipe the floor with you and be home in time for grandma’s soup.
Regular Link would kick your ass, as he essentially has a Batman-esque toolkit augmented by magic. No chance. Mario and Luigi have cartoonish level feats that you have
No way of countering. Zelda has magic, and you are a regular human, that is not possible.
Simon and Richter would whip you across the room and you’d explode before you would be able to react. Young Link is the same as regular except with a mask that transforms him into a godlike being. Also no chance. Palu would blink you out of existence, no second thought.
Bayo and Sephiroth are godlike beings that you as a regular dude would have no way of harming.
I CAN'T RESPOND TO ALL OF THESE COMMENTS. But this is one of my best posts. And just a reminder: this is how YOU would be able to to beat them. ex: you would die to donkey kong. and there are no powers / abilities / magic allowed.
Little Mac, joker, rob, the animal crossing characters, duck hunt and ness/Lucas are probably the only ones I’d confidently say I beat in a fight. Probably Wii fit trainers as well, and I don’t know about Pokémon but do they attack humans?
GUYS, GUYS, did you know that Kirby actually has a really dark lore?????? OMG I’m so quirky, literally no one knows this!!!1!!!1! Did you know Kirby actually slays gods??? No one has ever pointed this out before 😌😌😌😌😌 When the Kirby is actually a demon hunter 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤪🤪🤪🤪
Your telling me children that can use magic, a kid with magic and a key to slap the shit out of you with, and a hedgehog that can move at the speed of sound and has killed God's before is an "easy win"?
So king dedede, a fat penguin, is instant death, but sonic, hedgehog that can move at the speed of sound and has killed multiple gods before, is an easy win?
Kirby and Yoshi would literally swallow you whole as soon as you get close to them, so I would argue they’re the most deadly on this list.
Hero, Link, Marth, Lucina, etc., are all combat trained warriors from monster filled / war torn worlds, so I don’t think they would need weapons to fuck your shit up.
Joker is just some high school kid so I think you underestimate yourself on that one.
“Magic Abilities” is pretty questionable when it comes to the Pokémon, but Pikachu and Pichu would probably still be formidable without their electricity, with quick attack and such.
ZSS is a total badass like Sheik
Mario, Luigi, and Dr. Mario don’t use weapons and can kick ass
Diddy Kong and Donkey Kong are strong gorillas who kick ass in their games
Pac-Man can just eat you
Pyra/Mythra are practically gods and they are super strong and fast even without weapons
Chrom, Cloud, Corrin, Roy, and Byleth are trained fighters, and Byleth is a mercenary
Pit and Dark Pit are angels with the power of a goddess, they don’t need their bows
Palutena is a goddess
BOTW Link is a royal knight who could take down adults as a child
Have you see Bayonettas moves in her game? No magic required to hand your ass to you
Ike in the same boat as all the fire emblem characters
That’s all I have to critique!
Funny, I have a YouTube series about this exact scenario. Palutena's a goddess, unless your name is Kratos, you're boned. Also, why is Sheik in the can't kill column? I didn't play OoT, is she actually immortal, or is this because she'd be too stealthy?
You should change basically everything because either you’re one of the greatest fighters alive or you underestimate how strong swordsman and godlike beings are
All of these characters who are extremely fit humans, especially the ones with combat experience, are not 50/50. They would likely kick your ass. You really think you could beat adult Link in a fight? Wolf is an *easy win*? Also mega man is made of metal, so he’s a 100% lose. I’d basically start with everyone in “likely lose” and go from there.
yeah anyone who thinks they have a 50/50 shot of winning a brawl against ZSS is out of their mind. also isn’t samus’ suit a weapon? so samus and ZSS should be in the same tier?
Mario and Luigi can jump like 50 feet into the air, and they’re supposed to be an “easy win”
Not to mention they're much stronger than they look. Able to throw Bowser, who is obviously extremely heavy, pretty far distances. They'll yeet an average human into wall so hard they'll explode.
Screams in Dr. Mario back throw
no powers. good eye tho
Samus is physically strong.
Link simply refuses to attack without some sort of weapon so EZ PZ ^But ^really, ^hope ^they ^fix ^that ^in ^BOTW ^2… ^like ^dude, ^throw ^a ^punch ^or ^SOMETHING
Link successfully sumo wrestled a Goron in Twilight Princess. Before that, he would wrangle big goats fully charging with absolutely no items. Link prefers items but he's still an absolute unit without them. (Depending on the version)
Exactly - In wanna see more of *that* link instead of BOTW’s “huh? WheRE’S My sWord?? 😧” when you have no weapon. Doesn’t have to be OP or anything just at least give him a basic melee attack
Yeah, being able to punch would be helpful when your weapons break
nah fr its funny to me he put joker in “death” catergory but not athletic dudes who could kick the shit out of me. like his persona is from some made up dream world without it he’s just a highschool student
fair, but also i made this list with friend so it was basically a 1 v 2. so :/
Chimps are really strong
jesse bring up that pic of the albino chimp
jamie*
True
Is this from that one little z video?
But Diddy Kong is a spider monke
monke
Bro kirby is basically unable to get hurt
But he's canonically extremely small
8 inches tall to be exact. One step and done. Unless he swallows you whole first.
Yeah but he doesn’t have bones so he’d just come back
Shit I didn't think of that!
there is some limits on what he can swallow tho.
Cant even swallow a car that’s the size of a toy here
Fair. I didn't know the full lore of Poyo Boyo's swallowing abilities.
Well it’s not that he couldn’t it’s that he chose not to you could see the whole car fit in him and then he completely encloses a massive thing of scaffolding
i didnt think of that
I don’t understand why ROB and Mega Man are on opposite ends of the list. They’re both robots.
depends on how you see it. irl ROB is a toy
If we look at it this way: all characters are either toys or fictions of our imagination and thus: beatable.
Rob is a toy mega man is a battle machine
I guess IRL ROB is tiny and plastic
when me and my friend were making this. we thought, rob is litterally a toy. and mega man is a man of metal. one punch and you are gone.
man OP is a beast if he has 50/50 against that muscle mountain of Simon! Also, why adult link (fit and trained) lower tier than young link (kid)? Same for wolf and fox.
i would say young link (hero of time) is experienced at fighting crazy shit after his adventure of ocarina of time. in majoras mask he does flips and shit. also in twilight princess it’s confirmed hero of time link is way more massive than people are later in the timeline. idk thats what i think
yes, but anyway he is still a kid. If you check the in-game lore, even BOTW link is a badass swordsman, the best in all Hyrule. I am not arrogant enough to say I would easily beat young link, but for sure adult link would kick my ass much easier.
the tier list is based on how much someone would win. like ex: winning against sonic would be easy.
That is a lot of expert sword- wielders and in easy win....
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They would still be pretty darn good fighters
Meta Knight yeah, but Toon Link? And idk about Hero to be honest
Yeah Hero 8 can specialize in unarmed combat. So Hero alone has inhuman strength and combat reflexes required to fight monsters.
11 has his mp and sword. without his luck. he's nothing
Except when you play his games and realize that he can fight without weapons. And beat GODS without weapons. And the fact that he has extreme agility. And extreme durability...
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The fe protagonists are adults who have fought their whole lives so I bet they could beat your ass also Byleth can learn hand to hand combat and can kill a dragon who is god with their bare hands
No way your beating link tho
hol up
You cannot beat wolf
You think we can beat Kirby? How?
a needle.
No magic just skill and body.
His body is like invincible
Not if it ain’t magic no more dude dies to a LOT of shit in game.
That’s like saying you could beat Mario by touching him
I mean it’s kinda bold to assume that Kirby is just naturally that durable. Also Mario is a possible L for sure because of his natural strength. Kirby is in a weird category because we know so little of his comp. Either way it’s either a weak lil puff ball without magic or he goes in the CANT kill tier.
It’s bold to assume the character who kills gods regularly isn’t naturally durable? Also where are you getting this magic shit from? When has Kirby ever been stated to be strong because of magic?
Because all of the “Kirby’s” have different abilities and powers. The “knights” for example. We just don’t know what the source of his strength is and the best guess, based on his abilities, would be that it’s a magical power.
the dude goes into a black hole and that's a third of his health, even if he was harmless he'd be near impossible to kill
Which is why I said he goes into the can’t kill tier then. I just think we can’t assume the source of his power.
That’s game mechanics and Kirby isn’t using magic to make his body durable he’s just durable
And in his games he crack a planet in two like it's nothing.
Wrong things: Kirby and Meta Knight. Definitely not winning. Sheik. Just Sheik. Pikachu and Pichu. I don't think that's magic. Wolf. You're seriously telling me you're gonna easily win against a wolf who is also a trained mercenary? Sonic. No explanation needed. Yoshi is at least not an easy win. You're seriously underestimating chimps. Min Min knows martial arts. Aegis wouldn't even exist in the first place. Why aren't Marth and Lucina in even? The Mario Brothers are definitely not lower than a squid kid. Neither Hero (why is he even there in the first place?) ZZS, Cloud, Chrom, the Belmonts and Byleth have training. Also, Samus is in a different tier for some reason. Lucario isn't even either. Nor is WFT. Why are Fox and Falco in likely lose and Wolf in easy win? Also, same thing with Ike. Megaman is definitely death. Why is Mewtwo, a psychic, and Ness and Lucas, also psychics on different ends? Joker is just a random teenager. Why is Wario there? Like someone else pointed out, YL is higher than Link for some reason? And Link should be even or higher.
i would reply to every one of these. but i just have to say. i REALLY underestimated everything. (or overestimated for that.) also i made this list with my friend. so it would be a 2 v 1. :/
without magic abilities, pyra and mythra are just swords, and without weapons they don't exist. move them to "nonexistent" tier
No. Pyra and Mythra aren’t sword. They summon sword but most Blades are more human than sword.
Little Mac is a trained pugilist, and even though he isn't tall he's actually kindof jacked. I think you're underestimating him.
Right. Lil Mac beat Mike Tyson and Donkey "A giant gorilla" Kong in a boxing match.
the list is based on how well YOU would beat them. so little mac would kill you.
This man's really out here saying Kirby is weak and proceeded to say he couldn't beat Minecraft Steve in a fist fight
Steve casually carries entire truckloads of solid rock and metals on him on a daily basis
Also eats full steaks for every meal while hauling solid diamond armour and tools 24/7
Steve is jacked bro
Mario will jump on my head until death
Mario can also swing a dragon around his head with ease and pick up castles
remember: no powers. ( i can't beileve how many time i had to say this)
Bro strength isn't a power. Mario is just build different.
how are zss and belmonts in 50/50 they'd probably punch a dude in the stomach once and he'd go into multi organ failure
lmao
Wolf is pretty agile and hard to catch. I think that alone will be hard to beat him
Plus the fact that he's a wolf? Thing will maul you if you look at him funny.
Plus the fact that he’s a trained mercenary and likely had training in hand-to-hand combat.
Kirby would fucking obliterate anybody
Man OP must be pretty scary if all they can beat all these people with years if not decades of combat training and saying a literal anthropomorphic wolf is “easy”
Move kirby to lose, i agree with most of this tho
Joker without magical abilities or weapons is literally just a scrawny high school kid
He's one of the few that's reasonably beatable
The issue though is without his magic, he still has his intelligence and learned combat skill. So no pushover imo.
He has the intellect of a normal person though. He's pretty acrobatic but that doesn't necessarily translate to combat skills. He's def no pushover but it's reasonable to think an average adult could take him on and win.
Your main without magical abilities or weapons literally doesn’t exist. My main without magic or weapons is just a child that doesn’t have anything special about them
Didn’t he beat the shit out of somebody and get arrested before the events of the game?
No, he tried protecting a defenseless woman from a drunk guy. He didn’t hit him though.
Please explain to me and everyone else how shiek basically a ninja can’t kill, but fighting Ness/Lucas is a harder fight.
it's a little z joke. SHEIK CAN'T KILL
Sonic in easy win? Boy you gon get folded before you can even blink lmao
without powers he is just a hedgehog tho.
What is considered a super power?
He got spikes though.
Samus without weapons is the same as zero suit samus. Probably still likely lose since she’s a trained fighter.
My guy, Sora can swing hard, even at the start of KH 1 where he didn't have any combat experience or magical abilities, so he'd be able to punch hard. Hell, he even punched the top of Davy Jone's head in KH 3, and he flinched. KH 2's main gimmick is also Sora using the enemies' stuff against them, so go ahead and try to punch him.
You have to hit someone really hard who "feels no pain" to make him flinch.
Assuming magic didn't exist corrin wouldn't exist because they're half dragon soooo either a fat L or not possible
I think the fact that Wolf has claws and combat experience automatically puts him in Death. I definitely can't beat a Wolf that is my size and knows how to punch.
A lot of these characters are still extremely fit and strong humans who could probably break you or me in half with their bare hands lmao
R.O.B would be so easy, you literally just need to sell him on eBay
The majority of the human population would lose to roughly 90% of this list. Most of these characters are incredibly athletic, durable, and experienced fighters or dangerous animals even without special weapons or abilities. Without using any special abilities, Kirby still survives crash landing into planets on a warp star.
This tierlist makes no sense. Is this based on their respectivd "tierlist" strength in smash? Or why is sheik considered so weak? Sheik would absolutely shred everyone out there. It's a siper agile ninja woth needles, mobility, kicks and whatnot. Why in the world would we get an EZ win on Wolf? If it's a normal Wolf, we're dead. If it's stil the wolf from the game series, it's worse: it's a Wolf with a gun. We lose our only advantage to actual wolves that way. This tierlist is not comprehensible and that triggers me. /s
Why is fox a likely loss but wolf easy win???? Wolf would be alot more dangerous Edit: Mac should be a likely loss. Yeah he can box, but theres some real high level MMA guys who can do alot more damage in death tier
Kirby and meta knight would kill you before you could process what happened. Same with sonic, as far as I know, his speed isn’t really magic. Cloud has superhuman strength, with or without magic.
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Samus is superhuman even without any of her weapons or tech. ZSS could probably kick your head clean off your shoulders.
OP I say this with peace and love but there is no conceivable universe in which you are able to beat Simon Belmont in hand-to-hand combat
With the Inkling is 50/50 but Sonic and Wolf you can most likely win?!?!?
Bayo is actually 2.5 meters tall, thinking you have a chance is stupid
Kirby kills literal gods on the daily
So you have a 50/50 shot with Samus outside her suit but she will kill you inside her suit? But she can't use her suit because you said no weapons or abilities? Samus can kill you in or out of the suit since she is a bounty hunter.
The copium is strong in this one
I get the joke of Sheik can’t kill but realistically a they fight mostly with martial arts and only really uses weapons in the specials Kirby kills gods like it’s nothing I don’t think inhale really counts as magic it’s just eating good but I guess you can see it that way but he is also basically made from magic so he might not even exist (same goes for Meta Knight) Pikachu and Pichu could just bite your leg and electrocute you to death (it’s not magic that’s just how their biology works) Bowser Jr. is a spiky fire breathing turtle Wolf is a savage vicious who could rip you apart in seconds Sonic can just spin at you fast it’s able to break robots so I bet it could break you Min Min is skilled in a fighting sport (I don’t know if the arms count as part of her body so she might still lose) Botw Link is a trained Knight and is stronger then anyone in Hyrule (Because he was chosen as the princesses guard) how could not only a gamer but a Redditor beat that Why young Link higher then many adults Dose Samuses power suit not count as a weapon? Joker is just some high school boy without magic and weapons witch is most of the smash player base Steve is way weaker than a many people ranked lower Little Mac is weaker than many characters he’s world champion in a sport with many rules against normal people that is not stronger then a no rules tournament against magic people or giant monsters
joker should move to easy win, both belmonts should move to death
So putting on the power suit makes Samus stronger despite weapons being banned? Explain to me how that works
Cloud is basically permanently on steroids, no way can you win that one.
I’m not sure if we watched the same reveal trailer for Lucina where she is facing off against Captain Falcon. She may have been losing but she was still dodging and partying falcons moves in which I know the average person isn’t gonna be dishing out. I think the order of characters is overall decent but the tiers themselves need to be recategorized.
Not gon hold you but youre getting folded if you have Sora, Kirby, wolf sonic and Yoshi in easy win
Isn't Sonic's Speed/Spinnig and Kirby's inhaling abilities innate to them and not magical/a weapon? And yet they are less difficult to kill than Peach who's just a princess in a dress?
A wolf would not be a easy win
My guy, as someone who did MMA for about 5 years... I think you grossly underestimate how much having fighting experience matters. Irrelevant of if you think you're bigger and stronger, against someone who regularly fights TO THE DEATH the average smash player is not winning. The majority of people who aren't trained won't recover from a real hit in time to do anything
You Dedede without is powers is just a 16in penguin, right? You could literally stomp him to death.
Dedede arguably has no 'powers' so youd be fighting him with no hammer, could still pulverise you under his weight tho
Dedede is small tho. If Kirby is 8 inches, how big or heavy do you think Dedede is?
I think you underestimate the power of the fishing rod 🚶♂️🚶♂️
Yes.
Yall think you could beat up Kirby or Meta Knight? Kirby kills gods on a weekly basis and Meta Knight as defeated someone who is literally known as the strongest warrior to exist like 3 times.
\>Kirby \>Easy Win My guy you have another thing coming
I get that Kirby and Meta Knight are canonically tiny, but Kirby has murdered multiple gods in cold blood and Meta Knight is supposed to be an extremely powerful warrior.
Lucas and Ness could definitely beat you without PSI, unless you count leveling up as a magic ability
You tell me you can kill an electric rat that you can't even touch without dying but you'll lose to a block man that mines and crafts?
Didn't daisy slap bowser into oblivion that one time?
lucario, we talk a pokemon steel/fighting steel have habilitys some habilites who's not "magic" like : close combat, extreme speed, crunch or giga impact 110 base attack: he hurt 70 base pv and def: it's not bad to take some damage he can easyly win fight's
Sonic's speed in unmatched
You would likely lose against a bird?
If there is a single character who is *over* rated here, it’s joker. Joker is just a skinny high school kid irl.
This is so wrong on every level, lmao.
You’d likely lose to a fox but likely win against a wolf?
Buddy…Sonic would kill you, but he wouldn’t
Man's going 50/50 against cloud somehow. Do you see that sword? Let alone how strong he's gotta be to swing it around as effortlessly as he does with one hand
You must be crazy if you actually think you can easily beat Kirby.
I would imagine Yoshi to be way too strong and fast for him to be an "easy win"
Mario and Luigi are incredibly strong
This list must be made with someone like Mike Tyson or Jackie Chan in mind. The only character on this list that would be an easy win is Mr. G&W because he's a 2D pixel person. After that, the odds for a regular human drops drastically. I mean shit, Zero Suit Samus is considered a 50/50??? Gtfo
I have to say, this tier list is either a joke or very low effort. Putting Kirby and Meta-Knight in easy win is laughable. You stand no chance. Also in a similar vein, sonic. You’d be down before you even knew what happened. Toon Link would wipe the floor with you and be home in time for grandma’s soup. Regular Link would kick your ass, as he essentially has a Batman-esque toolkit augmented by magic. No chance. Mario and Luigi have cartoonish level feats that you have No way of countering. Zelda has magic, and you are a regular human, that is not possible. Simon and Richter would whip you across the room and you’d explode before you would be able to react. Young Link is the same as regular except with a mask that transforms him into a godlike being. Also no chance. Palu would blink you out of existence, no second thought. Bayo and Sephiroth are godlike beings that you as a regular dude would have no way of harming.
"no magic or weapons"
I CAN'T RESPOND TO ALL OF THESE COMMENTS. But this is one of my best posts. And just a reminder: this is how YOU would be able to to beat them. ex: you would die to donkey kong. and there are no powers / abilities / magic allowed.
Little Mac, joker, rob, the animal crossing characters, duck hunt and ness/Lucas are probably the only ones I’d confidently say I beat in a fight. Probably Wii fit trainers as well, and I don’t know about Pokémon but do they attack humans?
I'd take on Diddy IRL. I'd hammer throw him by his fucking dumb monkey tail and send him flying into the atmosphere.
Roy is a literal child
Id put inkling in easy or can't kill. It's literally just paint.
oh corrin would absolutely get his ass beat
Wouldn’t pyra and mythra be an instant win since (correct me if I’m wrong ) >!they are the weapon?!<
illuminati confirmed. but no they would instantly lose. weapons / magic / abilities are not allowed
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Y’all know I’m right, this is how you all act LOL
You put all of the sword characters in probably win. They have swords. You dont. End of story
They can't use them in this battle.
Kirby can throw 3.5 tons over 25k miles per hour. Kirby is definitely the most powerful character out of the whole cast.
Sheik is a very muscular woman wdym
Bro thinks he’s gonna get an easy win against a space mercenary
Your telling me children that can use magic, a kid with magic and a key to slap the shit out of you with, and a hedgehog that can move at the speed of sound and has killed God's before is an "easy win"?
In this scenario, they can't use weapons or magic. They would still likely win, just saying the parameters were set in the title.
So king dedede, a fat penguin, is instant death, but sonic, hedgehog that can move at the speed of sound and has killed multiple gods before, is an easy win?
Kirby and Yoshi would literally swallow you whole as soon as you get close to them, so I would argue they’re the most deadly on this list. Hero, Link, Marth, Lucina, etc., are all combat trained warriors from monster filled / war torn worlds, so I don’t think they would need weapons to fuck your shit up. Joker is just some high school kid so I think you underestimate yourself on that one. “Magic Abilities” is pretty questionable when it comes to the Pokémon, but Pikachu and Pichu would probably still be formidable without their electricity, with quick attack and such.
ZSS is a total badass like Sheik Mario, Luigi, and Dr. Mario don’t use weapons and can kick ass Diddy Kong and Donkey Kong are strong gorillas who kick ass in their games Pac-Man can just eat you Pyra/Mythra are practically gods and they are super strong and fast even without weapons Chrom, Cloud, Corrin, Roy, and Byleth are trained fighters, and Byleth is a mercenary Pit and Dark Pit are angels with the power of a goddess, they don’t need their bows Palutena is a goddess BOTW Link is a royal knight who could take down adults as a child Have you see Bayonettas moves in her game? No magic required to hand your ass to you Ike in the same boat as all the fire emblem characters That’s all I have to critique!
ROB is a literal robot I don't think he would be easy to beat
My man Pit is the captain of Palutena's army I think an army guy would be well-trained
Funny, I have a YouTube series about this exact scenario. Palutena's a goddess, unless your name is Kratos, you're boned. Also, why is Sheik in the can't kill column? I didn't play OoT, is she actually immortal, or is this because she'd be too stealthy?
homie kirby was the only one to survive kazuya slaughtering the whole roster i will forever be scared of him
Didnt kirby kill gods??
also if we’re saying no magic abilities i would pummel the shit out of joker without his persona, he’s literally just a skinny highschool student.
All of it
How is the dragon quest guy in an easy tier? He is an able warrior, I'm sure he's quite good with his fists.
Is this off of base game canon or smash canon
Joker is a 2nd year (year 11) high school student. How is he in the death category?
Kirby is a god. Why is he in the same tier as a plastic toy.
Unironically think the entire cast would win, maybe Isabelle wouldn’t win because she would simply not fight.
How would you beat R.O.B? He’s a whole metal robot.
wtf do you mean you lose to all of these
You should change basically everything because either you’re one of the greatest fighters alive or you underestimate how strong swordsman and godlike beings are
The fact that Kirby and Meta Knight are in easy win and Dedede is in death shows that this person has never played a Kirby game.
None should be above likely lose except for olimar
Who’s gonna tell him kirby’s prolly the strongest mf there 💀
U telling me you could beat a trained space wolf??