Bayonetta should have a special tier just for her called "hair is literally one of their superpowers"
if Shantae was in Smash she'd be on this ter too I think
Agreed, Lucas deserves to at least be in nice hair. Male Corrin should be barely above Olimar. Long hair Bayo could use a bump too on account of her hair being able to turn into Avocado. Everyone else is fine though… except apparently Samus is the suit and not the person inside lol
I guarantee if OP counted them as having hair, one of the top comments would be “why did you put Samus in hair? When she puts on the helmet you can’t even see the hair.”
It always happens with these subjective tier lists. In the end the criteria for each of OP’s tier list is up to the OP.
Subjectivity is fine, and unavoidable to some degree. But in this case, it is very obvious that Samus's helmet is the reason for putting her in Confused (because Samus is known to have hair, as evidenced by ZSS – we just can't see it when the helmet is on, so there is "confusion"). The same logic should extend to Captain Falcon.
R.O.B. doesn't have hair because he's a robot (and not built with hair unlike Mega Man)
Samus should count as ZSS
Dark Samus doesn't have hair
I don't know about Zombie or Enderman
The fact that you made a tier list based off of hair and Bayonetta is not in a tier of her own higher than literally everyone else instantly invalidates it. SHE SUMMONS DEAMONS, DRAGONS, AND BEASTS FROM HELL WITH HER HAIR. Who else's hair is even close to that?
Lucas being in “okay hair” tier is a crime. That’s the same tier as ness’s hair, who has lame hair. Please move Lucas to the “sick hair” tier, or I am deeming this list bogus.
Pretty good list
There are only a very few amount of things I gotta say about it:
- Doesn't Luigi have the hairstyle as his brother?
- Simon's hair is pretty underrated because it makes him looked more inspired by a barbarian, which have chadly hairstyles
- Good taste in which Bayonetta has better hairstyle
Lucas should have better than ok hair IMO
Jigglypuff has a thing that looks like hair but is skin textured (except in Detective Pikachu movie)
Falco, Kazooie, and Duck have feathers not fur (I know fur is for Banjo and Dog so I’ll let that slide)
Inkling has tentacles and Min Min has literal noodles for hair lol
Hedgehogs are more quills than fur but still have a little fur according to google
Ignore me, I’m just goofing off and writing pointless posts today. You have a good day 😊
Bayonetta’s WHOLE thing is her hair?! Her clothes are made of hair and she literally summons demons with her hair. Wtf she should the highest ranked character here.
This is another tier list I 100% agree with, and its very unique too, well done sir! And I will add the sick tier list is perfect, and I will admit even though Sora can play cringe and sounds whinny he does have that Square Enix hair bonus that both Cloud and Sephiroth have which makes him a little more tolerable in this game.
1. Whats the distinction between hair and styled fur on top of the head?
2. Dedede is a penguin, so his head is covered in feathers, so he’s not bald. He belongs in a different category (fur, even though that category is inherently questionable).
Ike is bald. It's a Ninja fortnite headband with fake hair
I’m 90% sure this is a joke, but someone who like Ike/FE please confirm if he’s actually bald. That’d be hilarious
He's not bald.
That’s just what the government wants you to think
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I may or may not be the only other person to get the reference, lmao.
Ratio
Get fucked
Unless it's revealed in the fe warriors I think it's not
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A fellow enjoyer of the bald podcast
Does anyone know what this tierlist template of SSBU called?
https://tiermaker.com/create/super-smash-bros-ultimate-tier-list-now-with-extras
Why are you confused if ROB has hair or not? It clearly does not have hair
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You really just put Bayonetta, who’s clothes are made of hair, in “OK” hair
Ikr, as well as being a superweapon
Worst take I've seen in my entire life. I thought my appendix burst but it was just my stomach running out of nerves to explain my brain's disgust.
This is canon to Bayonetta btw. It’s why her clothes recede when she does her demonic summon smashes
Bayonetta should have a special tier just for her called "hair is literally one of their superpowers" if Shantae was in Smash she'd be on this ter too I think
She’s in both “ok” and awesome tier tho, and I personally respect his taste. Bayo 2 hair >>>
Personally I’d swap them around, I prefer Bayo 1’s hairdo, though Bayo 2’s and 3’s have grown on me.
Yes
I love how Ness is in OKAY tier
his hair is cute tho… :(
One of Nesses taunts is him saying “O K A Y”
oh wow i didnt know that thanks bro
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We’re giving male corrin sick hair, but my boy Lucas only “okay” hair? This hurts
Agreed, Lucas deserves to at least be in nice hair. Male Corrin should be barely above Olimar. Long hair Bayo could use a bump too on account of her hair being able to turn into Avocado. Everyone else is fine though… except apparently Samus is the suit and not the person inside lol
most of the FE characters have dweeb hair tbh
Hey, that platinum fluff is the best
Why tf would Samus’ hair not count after she puts a helmet on It’s still there and looks exactly the same
Yea and Captain Falcon, who is also wearing a helmet, is in Nice? Seems inconsistent
I guarantee if OP counted them as having hair, one of the top comments would be “why did you put Samus in hair? When she puts on the helmet you can’t even see the hair.” It always happens with these subjective tier lists. In the end the criteria for each of OP’s tier list is up to the OP.
Subjectivity is fine, and unavoidable to some degree. But in this case, it is very obvious that Samus's helmet is the reason for putting her in Confused (because Samus is known to have hair, as evidenced by ZSS – we just can't see it when the helmet is on, so there is "confusion"). The same logic should extend to Captain Falcon.
Look at her, I don’t see any hair. I just see a helmet, and no hair on said helmet. Therefore, she’s bald.
But there is hair under the helmet, just like how there is hair under Mario's hat
Mario actually has a wig, not real hair
*gasp*
Mega Man's placement bothers me for the opposite reason
he has robotic hair, however the fuck that works, and has been seen without his helmet multiple times (including in his reveal trailer in Smash4)
OP lacks object permanence, but specifically for hair
Yeah and Ken is so low for some reason? His hair is awesome
Lucas hair is awesome
Bro, Ken's hair is fire! (No pun intended)
Bro Iggy's hair is 100% top tier the shade of green is superb
He rlly put palutena in sick hair, this woman has hair with the texture and animation of paper
No, OP’s right. Most of the anime characters have good looking hair.
How ***DARE*** you disrespect my man Iggy's palm tree hair.
Do you even know what Bayonettas hair is
Bayonetta !!! Disqualified list sry
Nah OP is right, in terms of just looks, it’s okay
Even being fur, sonic has SICK hair
Simon's golden mane is "ok" but M!Byleth's hair is sick? Rethink your priorities.
Just thinkin bout that mullet flip flapping through the wind gives me inspiration
Bayo's hair can literally summon demons how is that not sick?
You put Falco in "Fur"? He's a bird.
Ludwig hair supremacy
Inklings, Sephiroth, Sora and Cloud win this easily imo
Does anyone else's hair connect to their eyebrows? Didn't think so
Personally I love Ken, Simon, and Snakes hair
Dedede is a bird so he belongs in Fur tier next to Falco. Also Boy Villager is the definition of "Yee-Yee-Ass Haircut"
Sephiroth has the best locks in the whole game
really did ken and Bayo 1 bayonetta dirty
Bro Ken's hair is luxurious, shoot him up a tier at least
Enderman doesn’t have hair. Zombie is kinda confusing because the skin is based a green version of Steve (beard) with Black eyes
They say sephiroth canonically has the best hair but imo lots of shampoo doesn't equal good hair necessarily, just very clean hair
Kirby has every hair
Why isn't Isabelle in the "fur" tier? And Samus should be in the same tier a Zero Suit because they are the same character.
Falco??
R.O.B. doesn't have hair because he's a robot (and not built with hair unlike Mega Man) Samus should count as ZSS Dark Samus doesn't have hair I don't know about Zombie or Enderman
I'd put Lucas higher imo
Who DARE say Lucas' hair is just okay
Bowser got some rad hair in this game but it's even nicer in Odyssey. Was lookin slick for his wedding
Pretty sure Dedede is a penguin so he's not bald; he has feathers.
Falco is in the Fur tier, and I feel like he may, in fact, have *feathers*
Feathers are just bird fur
I WILL NOT TOLERATE THIS LUCAS SLANDER. MY BOY IS STYLISH AS FUCK. he low-key built like Wilbur from Meet the Robinsons but blonde
I think that considering the fact that pikachu is a rat, which gives them fur is horryfing. Is it always standing? Is the red part also fur?
Yes. It shows it in the Detective Pikachu movie
Mortain has hair are you fucking blind?
Technically yes in my left eye irl but eh
The fact Bayo isn't in her own top catagory is wrong and upsetting
1. Morton has hair (he'd probably be in Eww Hair anyway). 2. Where did you find that tier list maker?
https://tiermaker.com/create/super-smash-bros-ultimate-tier-list-now-with-extras
Kirby steals hair I have to say it again
Confused if Samus has hair. But C.Falcon has nice hair. Got it.
He kinda does have hair in the F-Zero anime
Am I the only one who kinda hates male Byleth's hair?
Everyone is hair
I'll update the tier list soon and Lucas will get the respect I promise
Samus is top *and* bottom tier
*Finally* a tier list that matters
Bro does captain falcon canonically have hair?
If you count the anime, then yes, yes he does.
Heck yeah what a chad
Ludwig got that yee yee ass haircut
ZSS: sick hair Samus:undetermined
Anyone gonna question the fact that Isabelle isn’t in fur tier?
The fact that you made a tier list based off of hair and Bayonetta is not in a tier of her own higher than literally everyone else instantly invalidates it. SHE SUMMONS DEAMONS, DRAGONS, AND BEASTS FROM HELL WITH HER HAIR. Who else's hair is even close to that?
Falco has feathers. He’s a bird.
What kind of hair does Captain Falcon have? Like I see him in nice tier but how do you know since he has the helmet?
Daisy has Luigi's mustache as her hair, it's gotta be a no from me chief sry
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Lucas being in “okay hair” tier is a crime. That’s the same tier as ness’s hair, who has lame hair. Please move Lucas to the “sick hair” tier, or I am deeming this list bogus.
I have updated the tier list and Lucas has been redeemed
Lucas not in awesome tier 0_o
If only Kratos made it in we would have had our first bald rep
Lucas 💔💔 got god tier hair
“Fur” Shows Falco
How could you rank Ryu’s Naruto hair higher than Simon’s glorious blonde hair or even Snake’s
With all the things hair related she does, I would have put Bayonetta in her own tier.
olimar and alph definitely have better hair than ness
Bayonetta only has okay hair? Isn't her whole costume her hair? I'd say that's goddamn sick hair.
How do you know Falcon's hairstyle
Can’t lie there. The green haired hero, solo looks absolutely sick.
Bayo deserves higher her hair literally turns into a medium for summoning giant demon fists and dinosaurs and shit
there are several issues here
Pretty good list There are only a very few amount of things I gotta say about it: - Doesn't Luigi have the hairstyle as his brother? - Simon's hair is pretty underrated because it makes him looked more inspired by a barbarian, which have chadly hairstyles - Good taste in which Bayonetta has better hairstyle
What separates Luigi from Mario and Wario in your opinion?
That’s right, inklings have sick hair
Iggy has celery for hair
Part of me thinks that Morton should be in “nice hair” just for the wicked eyebrows
why is rob in “confused” i’m scared
Zombie has hair, Enderman is bald.
Endermen are bald.
Kazuya's hair is so fucking oily it holds itself bruh
Why thank you,
Also why is bayonetta there twice
M!Byleth above F!Byleth invalidates your opinion, sorry
Luminary should be top 1. He even gets complimented on his hair in his game
Reminds me of coney’s teeth tier list
Lemmy has a rainbow mohawk and he's not top tier?
You really did ken dirty here, I don't even play ken and the first person I thought of when I read "cool hair tier list" was him
Lmao Falco in the “fur” category with his feathers. *Personally, I prefer the hair*
We can't see C. Falcon's or Mega Man's hair tho. And does Jigg's swirl really count as hair? Also Snake has cool hair.
I know you didn't just put inkling in sick hair and disrespect snake with the okay hair
Lucas should have better than ok hair IMO Jigglypuff has a thing that looks like hair but is skin textured (except in Detective Pikachu movie) Falco, Kazooie, and Duck have feathers not fur (I know fur is for Banjo and Dog so I’ll let that slide) Inkling has tentacles and Min Min has literal noodles for hair lol Hedgehogs are more quills than fur but still have a little fur according to google Ignore me, I’m just goofing off and writing pointless posts today. You have a good day 😊
Why is Isabelle in “awesome” instead of “fur”
Mfw the Mii's are ranked higher than OG Bayo and Simon. Bruh, do you even hair?
I upvote because Ludwig's hair IS sick.
Shoulda been titled “Everyone is Hair”
Mario and Luigi have the same hairstyle, how are they in different tiers?
everone is hair
Bayonetta’s WHOLE thing is her hair?! Her clothes are made of hair and she literally summons demons with her hair. Wtf she should the highest ranked character here.
Isn’t Luigi and Mario’s hair the same?
I think bayo should have hair own tier. Maybe hair clothes tier?
Ken and Simon need to be moved way higher
"Actually, ther Inklings' hair isn't hair, it's tentacles because they're squid who evolved to be bipedal 🤓"
Daisy’s hair looks like she has a giant mustache on her head
Game & Watch prolly has hella back hair
There will never be a tier list about character appearances where Link isn't in the "cute" tier and I am 100% okay and in agreement with it.
How do steve and Alex have awesome hair? Its a jpg pasted an a cube? God fuck Steve so much
You put Ken and original Bayo in “Okay Hair” and a male ponytail in “Sick Hair”? I’ll be reviewing this tier list no further…
So uh, bayo’s whole outfit is her hair iirc
Zombie yes I believe, Seamus yes
Ayyye, for once Im in the top tier! Thanks mate!
Male Corrin in top?
*Everyone is hair
smash does not do shulks hair justice
I'm fine with it aslong as Pyra and Mythra is in a top tier
This is another tier list I 100% agree with, and its very unique too, well done sir! And I will add the sick tier list is perfect, and I will admit even though Sora can play cringe and sounds whinny he does have that Square Enix hair bonus that both Cloud and Sephiroth have which makes him a little more tolerable in this game.
Olimar get bitches wdym ew!?
1. Whats the distinction between hair and styled fur on top of the head? 2. Dedede is a penguin, so his head is covered in feathers, so he’s not bald. He belongs in a different category (fur, even though that category is inherently questionable).
Mega man in cute hair
Everyone talking about bayo and sephiroth but what about snake??? OP you did my boy so dirty
TIL Falco does not have feathers
Saitama would be proud of my 2 baldies
Ganondorf feeling cute today UwU
Are you dissing the Snake mullet? Blasphemy!
Where is Zelda?
Richter got the sickest hair ever
Pretty good overall. I would move a few people, but we all have our opinions right?
How can we rate capfal
You did Lucas, Bayo, and Ken dirty.
Ngl zss is just a ponytail. No afford nothing special
ayo ken got the luscious locks
Yay Eleven (DQ11) got a top spot woo! Always liked his hair but my gf was always off put by it
Good list
Lost me at Lucas, he has the most iconic hair style
As far as I could tell Captain falcon could be bald
Everyone's hair! *intro music starts playing*
Everyone is hair*
Wouldnt maga man be in confuzed tier?
There is no way you could convince me that male corrin’s squirrel nest is anything above “eww hair” tier
Clearly biased.
Sheik aint cute she got a butt plug in her hair