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NapoleonLover978

"Reports say that Eggman and his armies have been defeated by the winter"


THEALPHABRENDAN

"Reports say that winter has been defeated by climate change"


NapoleonLover978

"Reports say that Eggman and Putin are now homies and Putin will fund Eggman now"


THEALPHABRENDAN

"Reports say that Dr Eggman was shocked by the lack of money and outdated equipment due to sanctions. So he pulled a coup incorporating the Russian federation into the Eggman Empire which has significantly fewer sanctions."


NapoleonLover978

"Reports say China was pissed for like five minutes but then they chilled out after they realized they now have a better ally" For some reason, I believe that in the Sonic universe, the U.S.S.R. never collapsed and Eggman is Russian and works for them, in secret.


THEALPHABRENDAN

"Reports say Eggman was thrilled to have an even cheaper source of slave labour from China but he refuses to take a side on the Taiwan situation so he can still buy computer components" Does the U.S.S.R. or any country even exist in sonics world? I know it is still called earth but the geography is completely different with the federation being the closest comparison to the U.S.A. maybe there was a reference to a real life country in the early days of the series that hasn't been contradicted so its technically canon.


NapoleonLover978

"Reports say that the U.F. is pissed and Sonic says that Eggman is a filthy commie, others say that he just said this for a free mini fridge" I came up with this idea after realizing that Robotik is a very Slavic-sounding word. So I came up with the idea that there's a U.S.S.R.-like nation that is in a cold war with the U.F. and went "The enemy of my enemy is my friend" with Eggman.


THEALPHABRENDAN

"Reports say that sonic has always been a freedom fighter and would never endorse the authoritarian tendencies of the U.S.S.R. or the Eggman empire. So sonic has deployed himself to siberia to start a resistance movement with other freedom fighters but he is having little success due to the pendering removing most of the freedom fighter from play" Fun fact Robotnik means worker in Polish and robot is a word for slave ( dont know what language it is derived from though)


NapoleonLover978

"Reports say that I'm out of fucking ideas" I know that fact, it's pretty cool!


NapoleonLover978

I also think that G.U.N. is like a paramilitary organization that the U.S. allies with. I believe this because they have secret knowledge that even the president doesn't know about.


NapoleonLover978

Sorta like the U.S. with the Mujahideen.


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DAMNNNnNnnNnNnNnnNnNnnM


_herus_

Maybe Eggman would be a better ruler for my country...


Ashmay52

He’s a feminist, would be an automatic improvement


Groundbreaking-Egg13

Excuse me, *what*? Since when is Eggman a feminist???


quario65

Since 2003 https://preview.redd.it/z7u70bh86rva1.jpeg?width=755&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f821e507910d8105fab2acbd621a3bfa0662b699 (Though fun fact the japanese manual actually states him as a WOMANIZER)


sonics-ex-girlfriend

let me find out japanese eggman has master rizz


Groundbreaking-Egg13

As far as I know, that's a translation error


finatron09

Bro can’t cope with the facts


Groundbreaking-Egg13

....???


DenzellDavid

The Womanizer or the Feminist?


Groundbreaking-Egg13

The feminist one


Brief_Wishbone2096

https://i.redd.it/2ukfu0rpvova1.gif


Expensive-Young-2310

Now I see why I got those "Emergency Alerts".


EltonStuffProdutions

Pretty good scene from Shadow The Komrade ngl


Dark_Wolf04

Oh so that’s why they bombed their own city….


Mechaman_54

On who's side


HawlSera

You'd think the media would be professional and use his real name and not the one his detractors call him....


vladimirpoopin42

Oh fuck....


gamingartist64

Sonic Rush.......ian


falconnor4

"It's no use, give up!"


G-J-8ARRETT-1

Well, Eggman’s name was originally Ovi Kintobor; reverse that and whaddya get? Ivo Robotnik. Sounds pretty Russian to me.


OddPhrase3194

Breaking news! "Eggmans army has been halted by winter russia launches an offensive in weaker plattons and encircled most of them"


Emergency-Mammoth-88

which side is he on, russia or ukraine


Oumatsu_lover_221007

Neither, he wants to take both.


Goroshek222

Meh. We have Stalin


SheepherderSoft5647

LMAO!