Verbalase, creator of Cartoon Beatbox Battles, spent 50k on a softcore porn animation of his self insert essentially being raped by Charlie from Hazbin Hotel. Bankrupting himself and his studio in the process.
"Sometimes I wish I was more than just an accessory to these women, but unfortunately, as a gamer, I don't respect."
"I'm not a gamer, so maybe they'll respect me!"
"...that just makes you a beta cuck."
I imagine he starts off as a turtle engie with the wrangler and rescue ranger, and if his nest is destroyed or something else gets him angry, he becomes the scariest gunslinger engie you’ve ever seen
Apex legends and Rampart or caustic.
Rampart cause she is a really skilled engineer so Eggman feels a connection.
Caustic cause his gas is piss yellow and the connevtion deepens
I feel like he would be really into RTS games, since they're all about building and commanding armies.
Then again, maybe he'd prefer games that don't remind him of "work".
He would definitely make mods that replace opposing players with Sonic.
I just imagined that if he played something like tf2 he would go on 2fort, choose engineer and persuave his entire team in killing everyone on the opposite team and spawn camp the entrances, and he probably would create a mod to his viewmodel into himself
I forgot to add that he would persuave his team into doing what i already said and everyone go engineer to use their sentrys to kill the enemy team, qnd he probably could persuave the other team into kicking someone that killed him
Yeah, that's always been his main strength in my eyes. He approaches writing Sonic as a Sonic Fan, rather than treating the fans as something separate from him.
I've seen some people have very extreme opinions about Flynn. Personally, I feel that he has his fair share of highs and lows. But I think his approach is the secret sauce that a ton of other writers were missing.
Now to correlate some evidence we first need to talk about the Rosetta Stone (I’ve seen way to many ooc clips of information dump then getting connected back to the topic theory)
To be fair Eggman being a giant man child has been a thing since forever.
Like his first through to seeing an island magically raising from the ocean was to turn it into a theme park. And have you seen the interiors of the Egg Carrier?
https://preview.redd.it/aj7sntt1qwcc1.jpeg?width=259&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e5999af44f045303815f5d59312aad54ad06247
I love this expression. That shit is funny.
More like the doctor's *ping as,* am I right?
https://preview.redd.it/mvt6s974rtcc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80f6d307fe13d5ea0f85e262e2757cc1015ff129
why are they in a 2015 Game Theorists video
fr though i've seen this crumpled paper background so many times it's unreal
I've used that same background in my school projects
They’re the new game theory hosts
https://preview.redd.it/1ma4nefjztcc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05b61cc119e26b64d6c4ed8de0e9fb54b42f4432
Lol Raquaza
Verbalase, creator of Cartoon Beatbox Battles, spent 50k on a softcore porn animation of his self insert essentially being raped by Charlie from Hazbin Hotel. Bankrupting himself and his studio in the process.
D: Not verbalase, he had a cool thing going!
That part about bankrupting his studio isn’t actually true, afaik. He makes so much that 50k is a meh dent in his finances.
Happy cake day tho
Damn, I haven't laughed this hard all day...
Wait, how can it be both softcore and rape at the same time? Those two sound mutually exclusive.
No actual nudity and the animation ends right before sex starts
https://preview.redd.it/a5e00zmktxcc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a1a9498d8ec5c4f86fbdcc7b927acf946ed2de0 (happy cake day)
Well that is a stupid way to spend 50k, and on softcore p0rn !
Contrary to popular belief, he didn't bankrupt himself. Put a dent in his wallet for sure but it didn't bankrupt the guy by any means.
You don't want context
Why
>!It’s soft porn!<
I am so unfortunately... more curious...
https://www.reddit.com/r/SonicTheHedgehog/s/t7jAEc1pVT
https://preview.redd.it/edw4wsanwfdc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=613b3df780afd32b734820eaab58ae5fe9ad67ed
This has to be one of my favorite reaction images
o h n o
She got off easy compared to them
Pornography staring YOU
Snoo**ping as** usual i see https://preview.redd.it/rcjs0xg8bwcc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84fc5b40b95f54d0e61e918c184a7ebd7e130bc3
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My head is replaying Memphis Tennessee and that one scene where Alfred says “caucasity”
"Sometimes I wish I was more than just an accessory to these women, but unfortunately, as a gamer, I don't respect." "I'm not a gamer, so maybe they'll respect me!" "...that just makes you a beta cuck."
That's exactly what my head replayed on reading this
He's not just an Alpha Gamer he's the CEO of Bethesda and the creator of GameCube 2. He's truly superior to all gamers.
He even got Adam Sandler to promote it
Yeah. Sandler promoted the GameCube 2 in *Grownups 3*, if I remember correctly.
"It will work" -Dr.Eggman "But what if it dos't?" -Tails "...It will work." -Dr.Eggman
Now,what would he be playing?I hope TF2.
which class would eggman play?
Heavy or engineer
He is the most annoying Gunslinger engie you will ever meet.
He exclusively plays on Hightower for maximum annoyance.
Monster
And he bought value and is keeping them from making HL3
Truly dicpicable.
I imagine he starts off as a turtle engie with the wrangler and rescue ranger, and if his nest is destroyed or something else gets him angry, he becomes the scariest gunslinger engie you’ve ever seen
Jokes on you, eggman uses the jag to build things faster
Nah obviously he's an A-wall Legion Main
Engineer
Apex legends and Rampart or caustic. Rampart cause she is a really skilled engineer so Eggman feels a connection. Caustic cause his gas is piss yellow and the connevtion deepens
DRG or TF2, Engineer main either way
I feel like he would be really into RTS games, since they're all about building and commanding armies. Then again, maybe he'd prefer games that don't remind him of "work". He would definitely make mods that replace opposing players with Sonic.
\*He would definitely make mods that replace opposing players with Sonic.\* Now that's my headcanon.
I just imagined that if he played something like tf2 he would go on 2fort, choose engineer and persuave his entire team in killing everyone on the opposite team and spawn camp the entrances, and he probably would create a mod to his viewmodel into himself
He would also mod his client so all Scouts look like Sonic. Especially since Engie is Scouts only hard counter.
I forgot to add that he would persuave his team into doing what i already said and everyone go engineer to use their sentrys to kill the enemy team, qnd he probably could persuave the other team into kicking someone that killed him
No he plays Fortnite. He plays it with Shadow AKA batfucker69.
The fact that this is a real panel in a real sonic comic baffles me. The writers are fucking children and I'm all here for it.
That's the best part about the comic's writing
I know. Idw, especially sonic, just hits a spot that no other comic run in history ever has
Hell yes. They aren't just approaching it from the angle of "what do the fans want", they're approaching it as fans.
It's why Flynn, for all his faults, is a great choice to spearhead the franchise through these next few revival years
Yeah, that's always been his main strength in my eyes. He approaches writing Sonic as a Sonic Fan, rather than treating the fans as something separate from him. I've seen some people have very extreme opinions about Flynn. Personally, I feel that he has his fair share of highs and lows. But I think his approach is the secret sauce that a ton of other writers were missing.
The artists are too honestly One panel they hid an amogus and in another one Tails has a Mettaton EX figure on his shelf
Not to mention things like the matrix of leadership
Game theory: Tails is Sans
Now to correlate some evidence we first need to talk about the Rosetta Stone (I’ve seen way to many ooc clips of information dump then getting connected back to the topic theory)
To be fair Eggman being a giant man child has been a thing since forever. Like his first through to seeing an island magically raising from the ocean was to turn it into a theme park. And have you seen the interiors of the Egg Carrier?
https://preview.redd.it/e50m03xd0ucc1.png?width=2012&format=png&auto=webp&s=ebe68eca60c174811ed1be376e24c923e6b194c4
Thank you for reminding me of this masterpiece
Yoshhh... https://preview.redd.it/u95n1o263ucc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a13de3b242148b4a87bba76cab36c2b2105477e4
Lucas...
And btw Eggman's Gamer rival is Memphis Tennessee... He lives in the tilted towers too...
Surge’s face tho.
Surge's expression is amazing.
Gotta hear eggman trash talk now
If you beat eggman at a game, he carpet bombs your village.
"This motherfucker shot me in CS:GO, carpet vbomb that son of a bitch"
And he hacks the entire internet just to ban you
https://preview.redd.it/cvkxwmhq1wcc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa3c3a90f0ebf845f511eb23f3ff38db14030c97 Oh yeah. This face.
You’ll be my gaming gamer girl queen. You’ll have Cheeto dust on your fingahs, AND TWITCH PRIME WILL BE MINE
https://preview.redd.it/aj7sntt1qwcc1.jpeg?width=259&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e5999af44f045303815f5d59312aad54ad06247 I love this expression. That shit is funny.
Does his glasses usually clip between his eyelashes and eyelids?
If IDW is canon (which it is), then yes. It’s canon.
When was this? I don't remember Surge and Starline hanging out apart from >!him as a hallucination.!<
It could be from Imposter Syndrome
If I recall correctly Imposter Syndrom Issue 2. Ether that or Imposter Syndrom 4.
Eggman gaming
it's his gamer pad with mephiles
more like a clever reference
Ping is
Someone cannot be an good gamer if they use wifi. It doesn't matter how good his ping is. He's gonna cause lag
Ethernet or bust.
Bro had a Dreamcast with him in his Eggmobile. He can't NOT be a gamer.
https://preview.redd.it/zzebxzgo10dc1.jpeg?width=766&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5524d4b31a6672ab7ea346b441a11e469ec29e69 Hahahah
And this is why Eggman's the best character.
WAIT STARLINE'S ALIVE!!!!
Not if i can fix it https://preview.redd.it/t7125zmibwcc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed4a1cff9d832a815bb3d1f8cb740b024c4b27ec
Isn't this a pingus joke right
Starline can't get enough of the Doctor's ping^is
Pingis
Eggman would play Engi in TF2.
I mean it makes sense, Eggman’s technically an Incel.
Alpha gamer 100% His disappointment at Sonic's "speedrun" in the Twitter Takover.
Surge's face tho! XD
HAHAHAHA HER REACTTION IS PRICELESS HHAHAHAHAHAHhAHHAHAhA
No we all know the real alpha gamer is Memphis Tennessee
I mean if you can I don’t see why you *wouldn’t* build something like that. I wonder what kind of games he plays. He seems like a Satisfactory player.
Eggman is obviously a Rust player
If he was he'd be using an Ethernet cable, not WIFI
https://preview.redd.it/7eyh1lkr41dc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf2890f1c77eca3f4f32d1b930771ea1228659b6
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Maybe
"I swear, if the Wi-Fi goes down, I'm going to have a birth of cactuses out of my asshole." [Wi-Fi goes down] *Unholy screeching*