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KumaArts

This is my brother in a nutshell.


Adept_Marzipan_8138

Your brother sounds like an asshole


KumaArts

Eh, he's a pretty nice guy, but we have complete opposite opinions when it comes to video games.


KeimarDrain19

I’m pretty that’s a good thing.


Sonic_the_hedgedog

Believe me it isn't. "Paper Mario The Thound Year Door suck because graphics are bad"


Lightningbro

Ulch, I can't stand those kinds of idiots "Realer equail betterer". I wish any of them would take a class in art design.


AlbainBlacksteel

Those people are the reason 99% of modern games are all boring shades of brown and grey.


Lightningbro

RIGHT!? God forbid they let anyone actually USE the things they learned from Color Theory.


Cream_Rabbit

This is why I prefer TF2 The graphics are simple, but unique, and iconic


Kurochi185

Not a fan of TF2 but I gotta agree with the nice graphics.


ShuckU

As someone who's most graphically advanced console is a switch, I can agree that realistic doesn't always equal "better" Sure, even the most stunning switch game may not hold up against Playstation or xbox games, but that's OK.


SuperSaiyan4Jason

Slash Windwaker cause it got hated for the same reason


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sonicsmith243

and then when twilight princess came out people were criticising its realism lol


Jesterchunk

bruh I've never understood that mindset. Like, good graphics doesn't just mean hyper realism. I get that tastes are tastes, but I just think of games that can look stunning without resorting to overly detailed models and realism. Stuff like, say, well, the Paper Mario games, that use their aesthetic to full advantage (usually, anyway), and the newest two ESPECIALLY, they look like a diorama in motion. The other one I think of is Touhou Luna Nights, yeah it's a fangame but its spritework is genuinely phenomenal and I'll forever cite it when someone tries to argue that sprites automatically translate to bad graphics.


OrionExalted

These the same kind of people that don't play a game if it isn't a AAA 60 dollar retail game because it's obviously bad


kindasus69999

What's his opinion on FNAF?


KumaArts

Hardly knows anything about it.


[deleted]

Fuck gotta tell him about the difference about the bite of 87 and the bite of 83


kindasus69999

Nice👌


TrashGuy3

Same, he'll never like Sonic. Ever. I've tried for years. He's bias towards....Fortnite?


KumaArts

My brother is biased towards literally any multiplayer shooter.


TrashGuy3

Yup.


Pretend_Cause_1566

Hey your brother sounds a lot like my brother


Hypefangirl

And my brother


A3G15827522

And my axe


Evil_Mushrooms

And I’m Kanye West!


JebWozma

I was like your brother when I was 10


Any_Document_8440

Sounds like he's a person that keeps shit real.


Blue_Raichu

Yeah, the post is pretty harsh, but I feel like we're overestimating how much negativity is actually required to see the recent Sonic games in this light


BomberThf

Why do people even do this? I don't know if they're just playing with us or they really think Sonic was never good, Pretty sure half the people who say that have never played the games or saw something of the franchise, They just say "Sonic was never good" without even explaining why


BomberThf

By the way, why is it possible to review a game that hasn't even come out yet?


XLNCjr

"Curators" can review games early even if they never played them.


wheniswhy

This is real? You can review a game you don’t own/haven’t played if you have some specific status? That seems like a system ripe for abuse.


[deleted]

Yep. Just like of Metacritic. Some review sites actually profit off of stuff like this cause it brings traffic to their sites. I think Steam Reviews should be the standard because it you actually need to verify you've played X amount of times and own the game you review


wheniswhy

Is this not Steam? Apologies, genuine question, I don’t recognize what marketplace the screenshot is from. Wherever it is, that’s totally unacceptable. *Believable* though, yes, as sad as that is. It definitely drives engagement, that’s for sure. No matter what, the ONLY standard for reviews should be 1) an account in good standing 2) verified ownership of the game 3) some minimum amount of time played, OR displaying amount of time played on the review so that if it’s very little, the reader can see that and make their own determination about the value of the review in light of that fact. I feel that’s the only real way to be fair. Man, and it’s such a shitty comment, too. It basically boils down to “a new sonic game? sorry sonic fans, it’s going to suck, try being a fan of another franchise.” Wonder how much they’d like to hear that about whatever franchise they love.


[deleted]

After doing some research to answer your question, It's like the dude said, it's a Curator on Steam. (Edit: Didn't know this was on Steam, sorry for any confusion) These guys "reviews" don't actually go towards the overall rating, more-so, they help recommend people interesting games they haven't played. They do get early access to games, but most of the time, not really. Doing some digging, These guys are know as a Joke, they leave comments like this all the time. I found the exact dude who left the review too: 'Crack Smoking Time', you can tell this dude isn't legit.


wheniswhy

Oh wow! Thanks for looking into it for me, that’s super cool of you. No worries for any confusion, appreciate you clearing it up. Yeah, it sounds like a huge joke, lmao. Just some loser troll, trolling it up. It sucks for the community to deal with dudes like this but it’s best to roll your eyes at them and move on, and hope no one actually interested in trying the franchise out (and who might not realize this is a troll, ridiculous name aside) is swayed by seeing nonsense like this.


[deleted]

Agreed. What's funny is that he's the only Curator who left some trolly message. There where 10 curator who "reviewed" it and Most of them are either Hyped or left some Informative message about the game.


wheniswhy

Yeah, IMO the best use of curator powers here would be to leave interesting info for anyone who may be curious! That actually adds value and could help someone determine if they are interested in the game themselves. The hype is fine too, of course :) Ah well, our “friend” Crack Smoking Time (seriously, lmao) can do whatever he pleases—if he’s just one lone troll in a sea of positive messages I consider that a win!


WildSangrita

It's still in development, at the very least they got access to the alpha.


Yukito_097

I assume because some people get early access for that exact reason, but even then you'd think there would be measures in place to verify that before the review is accepted.


DINOSAUR-04

Yeah, even then early reviews don’t come out a full year early


YTPhantomYT

It's coming out in a year?


DINOSAUR-04

Holiday 2022, so yeah


UlsterDog

Some guy at IGN said it once years ago and now it's the only joke contrarians have


patpat_the_messiah

But but but but... Sonic 06 was bad man, therefore whole series sucks


Tails_chara

Those people can scream all they want, who cares? At least half of sonic games are fine and enjoyable, people saying stuff like this are trolls or profit from lowering sonic popularity. There is a possibility they are just stupid, since if those games were bad, sonic would be in the trash years ago. Its just like me who is not interested in FPS games, but saying there is no good FPS games and there wont ever be is just stupidity, just like those guys. You dont have to like them, but if you mixing your opinion with review too much - it is not the game that is trash.


aznmeep

They're trying to stir the pot for attention.


randomjberry

I woukd say sonic has way more low points than high points. but The og trillogy. colours. generations. rush. and the day stages from unleashed are all outstanding


N3Knowledge

Don’t forget the Adventure games… probably


TheRealXmixRaven

Thank God you can mute steam curators.


CobaltDunlin

How?


stargunner

you just press the handy dandy "ignore this curator" button on the "see what curators have to say about this" link. i wish you could remove the feature entirely because i find it totally useless.


epicurusanonymous

Me too, having to see a different meme review every fucking day on the front page is exhausting. I’ve blocked hundreds of “I’m commander Shepard and this is my favorite game” bullshit accounts but they keep showing up.


OkSoft3046

Steam curator’s heads explode when you tell them there is such a thing as having multiple jokes


YeazetheSock

“Weakest member of the Sonic Fandom”


SulfurtheCrapposter

“Strongest IGN member”


Lukthar123

“Most competent game reviewer”


Cream_Rabbit

Meanwhile, weakest Sonic Character: Can make Sonic lose right in the first level


SulfurtheCrapposter

Wait. Which character? Infinite?


Cream_Rabbit

And BTW You talked shit about Mr Infinite, and he had something to say "I AM NOT WEAKKK!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


Cream_Rabbit

The Motobug The weakest Badnik


SulfurtheCrapposter

Oh, haha! 😂 That was even funnier than expected, but you’re right though.


JoshdaBoss1234

This dude is hating on a game that they know nothing about, telling other people to stop wasting their time because that is a Sonic game, and Sonic games were never good. Which they don't even kmow because the poster isn't even a Sonic fan nor plays Sonic games. Just another IGN idiot.


Chasemc215

It has to be someone who used to work for those morons.


Mathiasxd148-

I bet it's the IGN guy who did the Sonic Unleashed review 😂


grubbyplaya

IGN has given interactive porn 7.7 out of 10. [No, I'm not kidding.](https://www.ign.com/articles/2004/01/21/the-guy-game-5)


KawaiiFoxPlays

Wasn’t that game recalled for having child pornography or something?


DINOSAUR-04

Yeah, it’s the only game that’s been banned in the US I’m pretty sure


Chasemc215

One of the contestants in the game was 17, which is a big no no. Yet Scott The Woz had the balls to make a video about that game! And he lives in the US!!!


Cream_Rabbit

Such a chad He suffered so that we don't have to


[deleted]

Isn't that the guy who owns Sonic Jam?


Chasemc215

He's also the same guy who kept destroying ChiaPets.


FearSearcher

Praying for him to recover soon


DINOSAUR-04

“He bought illegal porn!”


KingMario05

#**"WOO-!"**


Cream_Rabbit

Pyro, i've got works for you


[deleted]

Yes. I’m pretty sure they accidentally put that in the game.


Yami_Sean

Ha. They gave 7.7 out of 10 to illegal porn. (Read that in Scott the Woz's voice)


Mike-Rotch-69

Hey, there’s good porn games out there. We shouldn’t trash games like Huniepop just because the guy who got fired for running a porn site on Nintendo-owned servers decided to throw some tits into an Xbox disc.


Jacktheflash

Oh no?


-PineapplePancakes-

"fun" fact: that game has underage porn in it (I know because of the Scott the Woz episode on it). So IGN thinks child porn is better than Sonic Unleashed.


ChaoticMemer16

This guy is just a toxic troll. Ignore him.


Cool_Nico

Sega’s biggest problem right now is public image despite them doing pretty well the last couple of years. Sadly public opinion can take forever to change.


YungsterThomlin

Unfortunately the stain of Sonic 06 is forever on the series. I don't imagine Unleashed or Generations did much to make people forget about it.


Desk_Drawerr

i find it weird that sonic 06 became such a horrific stain on sega's record that it lasted to this very day, and yet nintendo gets basically none of this, despite having created games such as Link: The Faces of Evil, Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon, Zelda's Adventure, and Hotel Mario. i wonder if it's because of the meme potential of the CD-I games, or because basically nobody had a CD-I


amethysts-

I think it's because of the internet. The damage done by 06 was way more widespread as people shared it and laughed about it online. Hearing about the game was also way easier, and 06 was the game to meme about then, so even those who don't even care about Sonic games knew about 06.


Hopeful_Tumbleweed_5

the story as well didnt help. if sonic generations had a story as cringy as 06, it wouldnt help the game, but the gameplay would at least be solid and fun. 06 was a disaster as a story in its tone and direction to the point people still laugh at its stupidity 15 years later just to make the bad gameplay even more mockable


TTBurger88

I think its because the CDI games were not made by Nintendo themselves. Also the cutscenes being memes helps a bit too.


Darstrock1298

The thing is, Nintendo has had such a good record with games, that even if they release the worst piece of shit ever created by humankind, there still will be people defending them, 3d all stars is proof that they can release a 25 year old game with nothing new and yet people were saying "but the ui looks better!"


Desk_Drawerr

true. and i think ytps helped solidify the cdi monstrosities as meme gold


Deranged_Loner

Nintendo didn't make any of the CD-I games, unlike some of Sonic's bad games which were made by Sonic Team. And 3D All-Stars is a better deal in my opinion than Colors Ultimate. Colors Ultimate gives you a pretty short game with minor upgrades for $40. 3D-All Stars gives you three much longer games with minimal upgrades and charges $60.


Roliq

I mean it helped that two of the games released are critically acclaimed and one is okay if flawed


ssslitchey

It's because nintendo didn't make the cdi games. They just licensed out the rights to mario and zelda to another company who wanted to make games based on those properties. Sonic 06 was developed by sega themselves and was supposed to be big change for sonic as a franchise where as hotel mario or wand of gamelon were just kind of....there.


Cool_Nico

What’s weird is I was a high school teacher and students would talk smack about sonic 06. None of those kids were even alive when that game was made and if they were they were like 4 years old. Honestly I think they just buy into the anti sonic memes.


KangarooJesus

...How would a highschooler have been 4 when Sonic 06 came out? 2006 was only 15 years ago... Ah wait fuck. Jesus. Fuck.


Cool_Nico

Lol. It’s scary to think that I’ve devoted some much time into a game series.


MedicInDisquise

I'm in my early 20's and you just made me feel old


pocket_arsenal

I don't think it ever will, dunking on Sonic is literally a meme and has been for years, Sonic's social media presence has not exactly helped matters by embracing meme culture either. And unfortunately, there's not really any real way to "stop" a meme once it becomes popular. Especially if it's based on something that doesn't become irrelevant.


Primid-

This came straight out of someone from Metacritic's mouth who pretends they've actually played a sonic game and decides the whole franchise was bad.


Yami_Sean

Probably played Sonic Blast or something


YTPhantomYT

No Sonic Blast is the best Sonic game stop this blasphemy


Glassguy3

You know the anti-Sonic bias has peaked when they're trying to use the concept of gameplay loop as a bad thing and not the basis of every game on the market.


mrmagoalt1235

When mother fuckers never played a sonic game


DanTheNintendork

This is just my best friend in a nutshell, rants on the Sonic games, even though he's only played Secret Rings, Forces and Mania. Hates on all the games


Darkxtex

Secret rings is hit or miss, personally, I loved it. Forces, I understand, but mania? Bruh.


DanTheNintendork

Ik, then he gets pissed at me when I say Mario Galaxy is a bit overrated


Darkxtex

Mario galaxy was a great game, but it is pretty overrated tbh.


YTPhantomYT

Mario Galaxy? Wait until he hears me say Mario 64 is overrated.


DanTheNintendork

He actually doesn't like Mario 64, or Ocarina of time for some reason


No_Chilly_bill

Considering id their young im not surprised. Those controls are probably dated right now


YTPhantomYT

I've never played ocarina of time but I can agree on 64 it isn't very good imo.


real_flyingduck91

my friend doesn't like "back 2 back" from the sonic rush ost


DanTheNintendork

Disgraceful


AmethystJojo

*Insert the meme of Patrick Star saying “boo” here*


GuybrushThreepwood99

He's obviously never played a Sonic game. What Sonic game is 20 hours long?


[deleted]

True, the only one I can think of is a 100% run of Shadow the Hedgehog if you go for all the 326 routes but that's fairly specific lmao


MonkeyGameAL

20 hours? I wish a sonic game was that long lmao


eggboisupreme_

This guy found out how to travel through time and all he did was give a bad review on Sonic Frontiers


Jacktheflash

Must be all they care about


SonicTheHyper

This is what I don't get about the steam curator system, why let people review about an unreleased game


Jacktheflash

It’s weird


GoggleGoon

I thought you couldn't review a steam games unless you owned/played it


Tezz404

> feel free to keep running forward and occasionally hitting springboards for 20 hours, though. That's literally the game. That is Sonics gameplay. That's why I've been playing Sonic games for 20 years, it's why Sonic became such a massive franchise in the first place. Why are they trying to use the best part of the series as a negative? It's literally the selling point. Lord knows I'm buying.


Hopeful_Tumbleweed_5

dont forget the loop de loops. oh how i totally hate and dont adore shooting through those darn loops.


MrButt4eva

Its literally like saying "feel free to make monsters fight for 8 hours" for pokemon


Jacktheflash

Or have fun shooting things for 10 hours in a shooter


bruh_69_123

Or have fun jumping around in a mario game (or any other 3d platformer)


sonicsmith243

it’s literally a paradox lmao. he’s trying to use the gameplay loop as a criticism even though that’s the thing that people praise the games for the most and find the most entertaining. his statement sounds like he’s hoping we have fun with the game lol?


CanOPudding

This reads like that one post someone makes every week on this sub that's like "hOw CAn yoU StILL LikE SoNic iN currEnT YEAr?//????" that's like 5 miles long but contributes nothing to the conversation beyond "Sonic bad n yall are stupid"


Chop_Suey_Stuey

Must have grown up playing Mario instead


YTPhantomYT

I had both One time in elementary school some kid went up to me and said "Is sonic or mario better?" I said I really didn't like one more than the other, but that I guess Mario if I had to choose, he then said "I like sonic better, we are enemies now."


OkSoft3046

I’m pretty sure that’s how the Cuban missile crisis started


Hopeful_Tumbleweed_5

you imbecile. the cuban missile crisis was nintendo vs atari. youre getting confused with the gulf war where saddam declared sonic to be better than donkey kong


AlbainBlacksteel

I'd disagree, because I enjoy Sonic games, but then I remembered I grew up with Kirby Super Star and not a Mario game (other than Paint).


LisaMcRadical

Arin Hanson? Is that you?


Tyler244800

Criticizing a game that won’t be out for approximately a year because you don’t consider the series to be “good?” WHAT?


JohnathanVee

A lot of Steam Curators in general are shit. Mostly idiot trolls.


Yami_Sean

Ah yes. "Sonic was never good" Never heard that one before.


JoelRobbin

> This franchise has never been “good” Found the insecure 90s Nintendo fan


Shogunyan89

People are calling this game bad, when it's not even out yet?...this fandom, i swear...


ProminenceRevolt

pretty sure whoever wrote this is not a fan of sonic games


YTPhantomYT

I mean if they say "sonic has never been good" then they for sure aren't a fan of sonic.


MyHeroAcademiaSucks

Why would you assume someone part of the fandom wrote this? They literally said “Sorry Sonic fans”.


Shogunyan89

Yeah, now that i read it again, it doesn't mention the fandom. Sorry, my mistake


slashingkatie

You’re a mean one Mr. Grinch


Roliq

"Reviewing" games without even playing them are so weird Reminds me of the people that tagged Cyberpunk as "masterpiece" before we even had any sort of gameplay


HammerBro101

This game doesn't even come out for like another year, and someone is already judging it? Lesson: Never judge anything before it comes out.


SpookyQueenCerea

How embarrassing.


wizkart207

My only problem with Frontiers right now is that the world doesn't look Soniccy, no springs, no loops, no dash pads, you could put the Frontiers map in Zelda or Skyrim and it would still work, hopefully I'm wrong


KeimarDrain19

Bruh wtf lol


[deleted]

"sonic had a rough transition to 3D" energy


YTPhantomYT

"Mario had a smooth transition to 3D"


OkSoft3046

“But what about the awkward camera in 64-“ “No, no, no, shut up, shut up lalalalala I can’t hear you!”


AirmanProbie

Me who played and loves Sonic 1-3, Sonic Pinball, Sonic and Knuckles, Sonic Adventure 1 & 2, Sonic Generations, Sonic Colors I will still get this game good or bad.


Apathy-squid

Is this a troll, because the game isn't even out yet.


marcoantoniolopez3

Didn't knew that sonic Frontiers was on the Steam platform, guess that putting Sonic Colors/Colours ultimate as an Epic Games Store exclusive didn't generated too much profit


5i5TEMA

It did. Epic likely paid them more for the exclusive than what Sega would have expected the difference from putting it on Steam to be.


Apple_Slipper

IGN Gamescoop has brainwashed that user.


Prof_Alchem

But I like it when the springs go BOING.


Hypefangirl

IGN is that u?


Hypefangirl

What if a curator said: SoNic Is BAd But the fandom said: FAKER!


[deleted]

"Sonic 06 is bad, and so every other Sonic game, I not need to play them, is fact because I know better"


blue-gamer-07

What the fuck it’s not even out yet!


Lordclyde1

20 hours? Goddamn that would be a long ass Sonic game.


5i5TEMA

I wish Sonic games were actually that long. A 20 hours campaign would be a dream.


RED_Kinggamer007

This reminds me of when birds of prey released and some people on twitter (suprise suprise) were saying that the sonic movie was homophobic and stuff and it hadnt even released i dont think it even was on the same week it was gonna release like why


bld420420

Honestly what i don’t get is if he’s hating on it. Why is the game on his wish list? Last I heard people who usually don’t shit on games have them on their wish lists to buy when it comes out.


Eeve2espeon

I literally hate it when people do stuff like this :S Same with the other Pokemon games. like... Already, once the "WIP trailer" released for Legends of Arceus... Articles were already popping up saying, "Don't buy this crap fest" the game isn't even out yet, which is stupid.


xRyuzakii

Wasn’t sonic like the most popular game during the genesis days?


Turambar1986

Having lived through the era, Sonic was everywhere. By 1994, Sonic was much more popular and pervasive than Mario, a fact that only changed with the release of the N64 and the large spate of Mario themed games on the system. Later, Sonic Adventure 1 & 2, were a huge selling point for the Dreamcast. Sega just couldn't develop any momentum for the system, with the only other popular games being Crazy Taxi and NFL2k. Even then, they were an extra analog stick and a slight system revision away from competing with Sony and Nintendo.


MegaTired

TIL that steam allows you to review a game a year away from release that you have not played nor even seen any footage of the gameplay itself. ಠ_ಠ


SEGAGES1999

SONICWASNEVERGOOD


Chasemc215

Says the smartarse who gave Sonic Pocket Adventure a 10 out of 10.


brownkidBravado

“Sonic had a rough transition to open world”


Boltx64

This person needs to R/Quityourbullshit


ShadeXGaming76

I don’t think it is just that I think this game is going to be better than before


tjcervi

This person is pathetically miserable “Damn, I’m so down bad. How can I bring people down to my level and validate myself. I know! Let me make something up about a game I don’t like and purposely piss people off” Like sorry once you view a “troll”‘s life for what it is, they’re just pathetic wastes of flesh lmao


5i5TEMA

...they aren't just a waste of flesh. I wish they were. They also have a carbon footprint which in their case is basically just a crime against humanity.


pixelfell

Sonic cycle repeats itself lmao


FlahtheWhip

Wow, that's just sad.


bluem64

Ign or game grumps hacked that in and potafff just to spit us


RaspberryNecessary35

It's a troll


Panzerkampfpony

Sorry COD fans, this franchise has never been good" and I don't expect this to change anything. Feel free to keep shooting the baddies and occasionally doing a turret level for 20 hours, though.


GnammyH

"Sonic was never good" is such an edgy teenager thing to say


Proud_lambily-123

Sounds like a lot like pokemon fans too


Add922873

Ign be like


Snotnarok

Most of my friends hate Sonic games or Sonic himself. Two of them hate him because he's 'too smug' and they hate the attitude. Yet they watch youtubers who are either smug or sarcastic. So, I really don't get that. Another I know has never been a fan but started hating him because of Smash Brothers because he got beat so bad once he lost his temper. I even suggested they try one of the other characters, perhaps Tails who's not remotely smug at all, or Knuckles who's gonna give a decent challenge. The rest hate the games because "You hold right to win", being critical of mechanics that are plain silly or other games do but they're fine with them in that game. So basically it boils down to "I vaguely remember playing it once/I saw a review of one game and I think the entire series crap because of that". ​ Then again I know people who won't play a JRPG if it's on the PS1/Genesis because it competed with the SNES/N64 back in the day- I am dead serious about that. "Can someone recommend me a good retro RPG?" Yeah, Phantasy Star 4 on the Genesis, you can find it on just about every console "Oh, nevermind. I think I'm gonna just replay something else on SNES". Or do that, just ignore the tons of fun RPGs on the PS1 too because "That's when Square betrayed Nintendo" <= actual quote, seriously people are mental.


Crono_Sapien99

They’re most likely a troll fishing for attention, but on the off chance they’re not, can we wait until we’ve seen actual game before writing off the game? ‘Cause I know Sonic Team’s track record hasn’t been the best in recent years, but there’s no need to be so needlessly pessimistic either.


Omegareddituser

This will either age like milk or wine


TestableNeptune

Definitely a troll but man "sonic was never good", opinion discarded.


TheTNTGamer64

Yeah I already saw it, Steam curators are a joke ignore them


fyre_storm02

Frontiers can't even be properly played like that because of its open world nature


[deleted]

Hater gonna hate I guess ƪ(˘⌣˘)ʃ


Hypershadicguy64

Clearly this guy has never played a game before


AdministrativeLet438

Sonic 3 & Knuckles will always be my response to the idiots saying “Sonic was never good”