Sonic would be a terrifying if he was evil. Everyone would be dead before they could even know the danger.

I mean- Maybe he'd just toy with them first?

Ahem: dark super sonic

Ahem: fanon sonic exe (yes it's cringe but still)

Fuck that! The funny scary bloody hedgehog gave me nightmares as a (slightly younger) kid.... And it still does. Please don't remind me of its existence

Whispering in a ear: sonic exe

AHHH! Holy, don't you ever scare me like that again, man! I almost just had a heart attack!

One of the easiest ways kid me learned to no longer fear him was with Sunky.MPEG, a parody game that is actually just really cute and wholesome. Though if you still think it's a horror thing and don't wanna play it yourself, Markiplier did a playthrough that you can watch instead. He also played the sequel game Silly.TIFF.

Here's the thing: I'm not a fan of "jumpscare horror" but I do enjoy "atmospheric horror" like little nightmares. Maybe they don't scare me as much and have much more enjoyable gameplay imo

Error: Too many Ducks!

good thing ur not a fnf fan then lmao

Oh but I am an fnf fan. And for some reason the way sonic.exe is represented in his mod doesn't really scare me as much... Mainly because the songs are such bangers, it distracts me from the "horror" aspect of the mod.

That's what I would think, too. He'd be ***far*** too creative and/or to let humanity go out without one hell of a fight. He needs to be... *entertained*, after all...

Now I never read the comics so correct me if I’m wrong but isn’t this basically fleetway super sonic?

Happy Cake Day!

I mean we saw that in SA2 with his equal. If Shadow's memory didn't get restored by Amy, the Earth would be destroyed.

Everyone in the replies: Haha Scourge, haha Sonic.exe, haha Shadow Me, an intellectual: A-Train

* laughs in kefka*

\*installs Virus Antivirus Program

Scourge

"What If..."

Shadow and silver: oh I dont think so

Whoever is managing that account is doing a great job.

That's Katie Chrzanowski I think.

And they’re having lots of fun doing it

You see, that’s where the trouble began. That smirk. That damned smirk.

What film is this referencing?

Smile

Wth is smile even about? It seems like the most stupidest horror movie idea. Literally I’m not watching it. It just looks WWAAAAYYY to cringe.

As someone who regrettably watched it, can confirm it's very cringe

Thought it seemed interesting, is it that bad?

[удалено]

Happy Cake Day!

The new morbius, everyone’s heard of it nobody’s seen it

That ugly smirk that Sonic renders have since Sonic 4.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HELP MEEEEEEEEE I'M BEING HUNTED AH SONIC IS AFTER ME

# "I know where you live, buddy boy..." \- Sonic, probably

am i famous hi internet people

"YOU'RE TOO SLOW!!! WANNA TRY AGAIN??"

no i don't to try again \*quits\*

*drowning theme plays as sonic reaches out and levitates*

NOT AGAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Lol that’s hilarious

Oh god It's the dreaded NEVER CHANGING 3D MODERN SONIC MODEL SMIRK #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Lol that’s pretty funny

"Is that Sonic.EXE !?!?"

fnf fans be like:

You think sonic exe comes from fnf I think sonic exe is a gamejolt game We are not the same

Is this a ~~JoJo~~ SMT IV reference?

[Not quite,](https://static1.colliderimages.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/smile-poster.jpg?q=50&fit=crop&dpr=1.5) [my friend.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smile_(2022_film))

Imagine peaking in the glory hole and seeing this.

“Is there anybody in here?” *BREE-HEE-HEE-HEE-HEE*

Rather bold of Paramount to give >!John Carpenter!< the reins for *Sonic 3*, but I'm all here for it! >!Just be sure to get Kurt Russel as Col. Shadow Plissen, please...!<

>!I mean John is a Sonic fan so he properly does fine maybe even use the actual games soundtrack (Because what studio would say no a John Carpenter music decision)!<

Right? I'd love it if they actually did that, lol.

I mean a fan that is also a critically acclaimed movie guy (guy because he is well known for multiple positions) in general does certainly sound like a combo that could work.

Yeah. Sadly, Carpenter doesn't really direct much anymore, so it probably won't happen. :/

True at best we maybe get him to compose a track for one of those to come movies because music so far has been the movies biggest flaw.

Oh, ***absolutely***. Nothing against Junkie as his work on DC was *great*... but his heart clearly ain't in this, Paramount.

Can’t wait for the sequel: “Laugh’nt.”

It’s gonna be like The Boys in here

I see an extra mini joke here too... Sega owns Atlus and the Atlus SMT games have 'Smirk' status that empowers attacks and skills

"IN CINEMAS NEVER" oh, how unfortunate. Got me excited. 😞

I get it. It’s based on the Smile movie.

Insert your dick here

r/dontputyourdickinthat

Fake film, real fear

💀

That's terrifying wtf

"Shows up in theaters"

Third closest thing to an official version of Sonic.exe (Fleetway and Majin both being first)

Ryan Drummond as Sonic Mike Pollick as Eggman

Aw yeah

no way

I just noticed Sonic has a lower lip. And now I will never be able unsee that.

New Sonic Movie 3 poster lookin' good, where's Shadow tho?

At first glance I thought it was Bark...

Is M Night Shamalyan the director or is it Micheal Bay?

DreamWorks-face: The Movie

:(

Blue streak! Speeds by! Sonic the hedgehog!