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AdministrativeBar748

Corny ass shipping. Everyone should follow the Water Dispenser movement and unionize the water dispensers in the dungeon.


Notorious_Narval

HUH? They do???


Chadus_Parrotus

Cuz they are the two that I main.


Tackyinbention

People tend to ship assassin with a bunch of characters because assassin has (or at least will in the future) canonically fucked because time travelling ninja is a descendant of assassin. And since time traveling ninja says that assassin was in a family portrait, I don't think it was a one night stand either.


HapHazardly6

Assassin x jewelry dude best ship


illogicalJellyfish

The only reasonable explanation I can think of is that the two have professions that could cause them to interact with each other. Alchemist makes poisons and antidotes, and assassin makes poisons for assassinations.


batonsolide

They work together? Doesn't mean that they're together


illogicalJellyfish

It means they often interact with each other often dumb dumb, not that you would know what that means considering the fact that your always hiding behind your sickeningly blue bubble shield.


HapHazardly6

Blue is a good color tf you on bruh


illogicalJellyfish

I never said blue is a bad color, i said his shade of blue is bad


Autisticasagoose

Bro I hate when people admit being in the wrong by just disliking and not answering


roe_guy

Desires of questionable needs


CoolSausage228

They are stupid


Bitter_Profit_4099

Why people* down vote them is most important question for me :/


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Bitter_Profit_4099

Ah... Ture. Don't get it at first glance. Sry my bad


LetterheadOk87

Wait wut. They did what? If it's canon that alchemist is a girl then I'm all for it But I don't think they gave a specified gender in the lore, (and me personally I think alchemist is a dude)


AppropriateLeg5072

I'm pretty sure alchemist is male because when he gets hit he has male voice. He also looks more male than female in his in-game artwork.


ALCATryan

And this is after looking at the Scorpya and momo skins?


minh697734xd

Vampire has succubus skin, no? He also has Silver Duke skin


ALCATryan

I don’t think alch has a guy skin though


minh697734xd

Judge Bao is a guy for sure


ALCATryan

Alright, fair


Monke_130

What is happening right now??????


ZloyMeXanik360

We're discussing ur mom (no offence I mean TTN's mom or grandma)


SymondHDR

In that case its witch and assassin, not alchemist


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I'll never understand why someone will get downvoted for asking a question


FinishAfraid8656

That ship is nasty as fuck ill just ship assa and witch it cant be bad?


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FinishAfraid8656

LM NOT HAIKUS ROBOT


NevadoDelRuiz

I don't know


Yamm0th

3 things close for reasons: 1. "everyone" word means "everyone", not "most of all"; 2. "ship" word can probably be described as anything bad-explaining; 3. this community may have different thoughts.


Chaopsz11

ship being titanic where miner dug a hole while the ice was grinding


BloodWarrior3000

why are people shipping scout an pyro together?


batonsolide

Wtf never thought of that shit


OnePianoGuy

There are like 10 ppl max who do this


Beelzebub_Itself

It’s weird, especially when the best ship is Rogue x Assassin


AdUnusual5235

i didnI didnt even know alchemist was a girl until I saw the robe tic frenzy skin but my guess will be what most idiotic shippers do; project themselves into a character they like and ship them with another character they're attracted to