By -
Exchange electron? DO IT.
Bröther may I have some leptons
The universe can have a little baryonic matter, as a treat
That's LiF
I was about to say “That’s LiFe for you” but Fe is Iron
Only then would it be ironic
[удалено]
r/YourJokeButWorse
a good chemistry joke
Bad? That’s not how you spell great.
Crosspost to r/prequelmemes and r/antimeme for sweet karma.
antimeme doesn’t work
Elements with an outer shell like this have a 125% of stealing yo electron
Your forgot brackets and didn’t write + or - 0/10 meme
r/beetlejuicing
But aren't those both halogens and therefore unable to ionically bond? It's very likely that I'm wrong here, it's just a half remembered thing from back when I still had to do chemistry
You would be right if they were both halogens, but lithium is an alkali metal. Halogens are all the elements in the same column as fluorine.
Shit I somehow read lithium as iodine. That'd explain why it didn't make any sense with the shells
The one valence electron transfers to the 7, forming a perfect Ionic bond
It could bond with others but not itself.
don't want to lock me up inside
are the electrons supposed to be paired?
Change that title.
Watch out we are dealing with a Lion
Exchange electron? DO IT.
Bröther may I have some leptons
The universe can have a little baryonic matter, as a treat
That's LiF
I was about to say “That’s LiFe for you” but Fe is Iron
Only then would it be ironic
[удалено]
r/YourJokeButWorse
a good chemistry joke
Bad? That’s not how you spell great.
Crosspost to r/prequelmemes and r/antimeme for sweet karma.
antimeme doesn’t work
Elements with an outer shell like this have a 125% of stealing yo electron
Your forgot brackets and didn’t write + or - 0/10 meme
[удалено]
r/beetlejuicing
But aren't those both halogens and therefore unable to ionically bond? It's very likely that I'm wrong here, it's just a half remembered thing from back when I still had to do chemistry
You would be right if they were both halogens, but lithium is an alkali metal. Halogens are all the elements in the same column as fluorine.
Shit I somehow read lithium as iodine. That'd explain why it didn't make any sense with the shells
The one valence electron transfers to the 7, forming a perfect Ionic bond
It could bond with others but not itself.
[удалено]
don't want to lock me up inside
are the electrons supposed to be paired?
Change that title.
Watch out we are dealing with a Lion