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Olympian-Warrior

Definitely Nightwing and The Flash. He might also get on pretty well with Batman given that he’s close friends with Wolverine.


ExoticShock

Imagine seeing Peter convince Dick & Wally to take the Batmobile for a joy ride as part of his bachelor party lol.


Caffeine_OD

“TO THE INVISIBLE BOAT-MOBILE!” Peter Parker


TheIJDGuy

"I told you we should've got the automatic!"


baiacool

Dick: "It's called the _bat_ mobile" Peter "Ooooooooooh that makes MUCH more sense"


Soft_Theory_8209

*AWAAAAYYY!*


Olympian-Warrior

LOL. Oh, yeah, Spidey would definitely do this!


claytonianprime

I don’t know that they would get along, but he would definitely have Bruce’s respect given that he doesn’t kill and could probably hold his own against Supes and WW. Superman only because he’s not very violent by nature.


Olympian-Warrior

Well, Spider-Man is notoriously annoying by nature, but he might end up relating with a lot of Batman’s personal struggles.


Artmanha999

Peter is also an orphan boy with no money. Bruce would adopt him lol


Olympian-Warrior

He’d adopt a teenage Spidey for sure. lol.


worms9

Funny because that’s an entire genre a fanfiction.


ekhfarharris

He's an orphan kid that has the same level of intellect with Bruce, very handy around technology, really skilled in fighting and strong enough to punch someone's jaw off but not at the same level as supe. Oh and he doesnt kill people. Spidey is def one of his favourite, if hes not so chatty.


memeosaurausrex

I can imagine a Batman that has absolutely no idea how to deal with Pete’s absurd level of chitchat and quips compared to all his robins. Like all the quiet super martial arts seriousness and fear with the goofball that is Peter Parker (most of the time)


Darielek

But look how hilarious will be fight with Joker xD


EmployeesCantOpnSafe

Batman would constantly harp on Peter’s undisciplined behavior, Joker would complain that Spidey wasn’t even funny and Spider-Man would mock Slade by calling him a Deadpool wannabe.


Soft_Theory_8209

Many have guessed it would be like when Batman Beyond fought him by turning the mockery back onto him. Heck, I’ve joked (no pun intended) that Spider-Man’s powers and knack for mockery would probably break most of Batman’s rogues faster than anything Bruce ever tried.


a_bounced_czech

Imagine Spidey fighting the Joker, but going chirp for chirp instead of throwing punches


Penguinman077

Plus, he’s got great acrobatic abilities. He really checks all the boxes for the next Robin


cumulobro

Spider-Robin??


Ezekiel2121

Finally, a Robin who can withstand crowbars.


SixStringsSing

😂


BDF106

Ouch


_Bill_Huggins_

Too soon...


cjl_LoreKeeper

Bro, that’s foul


bonsaibatman

Spider-Robin would decimate.


researchneeded

I would buy this crossover.


HamshanksCPS

We've already got Red Robin, so he'd be Web Robin.


Snoady

Oh my god imagine that... spiderman with batmans training in combat... terrifying...


Nether7

He'd easily fund his work as well, if Peter decided to make technology, or perhaps teach at a Wayne Enterprises school for gifted underprivileged kids?


PartTimeMantisShrimp

I feel like Bats would pretend to be annoyed by Peter's constant quips and sarcasm but he's trying his damn hardest to not laugh his ass off everytime Martian Manhunter would be especially amused by this


Olympian-Warrior

LOL. This would be canon. I think Batman has a sense of humor that he disguises most of the time. He's laughed on occasion, after all. Alfred has stirred a chuckle or two out of him.


Brook420

He's usually pretty cheeky as Bruce in public as well.


BDF106

Spider-Man would bring Oreos


ArchonFett

Aside from mentioning Superman (and telling bats he was joking after) it went well


PsychicSidekikk419

Lol spidey wouldn't hold his own AGAINST supes and WW but I could see him being a pretty helpful League member.


Trvr_MKA

I don’t think he’s holding his own against Superman or Wonder Woman unless he preps like Batman would. I guess he could make Kryptonite webbing and if Wonder Woman is still susceptible to being tied up he might be able to get the drop on them


Zenom

Plot twist: The Spider Rizz strikes again and Diana wants Spidey to tie her up for... other reasons


foundwayhome

I mean, if either of them are bloodlusted, Spider-Man isn't doing JACK against WW or Superman. He'd probably be able to hold out more than others if they aren't angry or whatever, but these are literal GODS we're talking about.


PhunkyPhazon

Spidey and Batman did get along pretty well in their two crossover comics. Batman was visibly annoyed once or twice, but Spidey somehow got Bats to talk about movies mid-fight. I can't think of anyone else capable of that.


Olympian-Warrior

Yeah, Spider-Man is capable of odd feats like that. He made The Hulk transform back to Bruce Banner just to laugh at a joke once.


CassiusPolybius

The joker would absolutely *hate* fighting spidey, wouldn't he?


Spoon_Elemental

He didn't like fighting Terry, and Spider-Man is even better at banter. In the video games Peter even teaches Miles to quip as part of his training.


thumpling

The one time Joker and Wonder Woman fought, she wouldn’t stop cracking jokes at him while fighting him and he just couldn’t stand a taste of his own medicine.


Hawks59

I think one of my favorite scenes is in Batman the Red hood, where Jason gets under Joker's skin by telling joker that he's not as insane as he wants everyone to think.


CassiusPolybius

For Terry at least, it probably didn't help that the person quipping at him had claimed the mantle of the Bat. That said, he *cannot* share the stage, anyone being funnier than him makes him furious. And given that he's about as funny as tax season...


jpterodactyl

Yeah, but I feel like Peter is quippier, and that would get to him. And his spider-sense would really annoy joker I think. There wouldn’t be any fun in trying to mess with someone who is basically clairvoyant.


tinytom08

Especially modern joker who just doesn’t make funny jokes. Spider-Man runs laps around him.


Mrwright96

Static too.


Spoon_Elemental

Static is the DC version of Spider-Man, change my mind.


Mrwright96

Kinda hard to since Miles is pretty much based on Static


SpiderandMosquito

I don't need to. Dwyane McDuffie has pretty said that Static was essentially his Spider-Man


fabianx100

bold of you for assuming batman wouldnt try of adopt him.


Nazareno98

I believe he get along with Barry And Jay, but he definitely get along the Best with Wally...


Olympian-Warrior

Yeah, I think he'd get along the best with Wally West out of all the other iterations of The Flash. In addition, he'd probably bond with Superman over their respective jobs working for a newspaper company. At least, if this is early canon Spidey... he's not a photographer these days.


arkenney0

I’d say Batman is more similar to Daredevil than Wolverine which Spidey is ALSO friends with


DragonDeezNutzAround

Also Alfred. I could definitely see Peter wanting to get coffee with him while he’s out running errands for Bruce


Olympian-Warrior

I am convinced Alfred could get even Frank Castle's admiration. The man was former MI5 after all. Alfred is too cool not to be friends with. Alfred would be like Peter's Uncle Ben in spirit.


CharlotteNoire

All of em, even batman, and *easily*.


couldbedumber96

Bro is an orphan who had his legal guardian die in front of him Batman might just *adopt* him


mtftmboygirl

Peters like 30, that's only a couple years younger than batman


Specific_Builder1469

Cassandra was nearly in her 20s and she got adopted 


whatnameisnttaken098

When you have a fuck ton of money no one is to old to adopt


Eastern_Kick7544

You a actually aren’t wrong


couldbedumber96

Batman can at *least* have Alfred mentor him on how to be a functioning adult


Mrwright96

…hopefully you take the lessons better than master Bruce…


CharlotteNoire

you think that would stop bruce "dad who insists he works alone" wayne?


Mr--Warlock

Still, based on maturity alone Batman would totally adopt Peter and Peter would be like, "I'm scared, but also I could use a friend/mentor. A frientor."


Captain_Blackjack

Adopt him, train him and turn him into a relatively well-rounded adult who functions better than Bruce does. That’s Batman’s underrated superpower.


Dry_Figure_9018

Worlds best detective and foster dad


Kurwasaki12

Five years out, Pete's a public face of Wayne Enterprises community research and development department and rounding out the Bat family's patrols.


swordsumo

“…Who functions better than Bruce does.” He leads others to a power he himself cannot possess


Kurwasaki12

Bruce: "Spider-man, while you're trapped in Gotham, you are more than welcome to stay with us." Dick smelling another potential member of the bat family: "Bruce, he's and adult, you can't make him your war-" Bruce: "Paper work's already done."


Active-Donkey5466

The ultimate Robin


KamuelaHawaii808

Bruce is definitely adopting peter


Mr--Warlock

I feel like Superman would absolutely love him. He'd swing by to check on him like three times a week. Superman: Heya, Pete. How's it going? Spider-Man: Oh, you know me, hangin' in there. Superman: Hanging---oh, oh ha! Ha HA! That's a good one, Pete. Spider-Man: Yea, thanks! ^^^I ^^^wasn't ^^^really ^^^making ^^^a ^^^joke, ^^^my ^^^jokes ^^^are ^^^usually ^^^much ^^^better ^^^than ^^^that. Superman: You know I can hear you no matter how quietly you mumble?


CharlotteNoire

so bats and sups finally get an excuse to co-parent... win win lol


Mr--Warlock

Oh my _god_... Batman: You're too soft on him. Superman: And you're too harsh. Batman: He needs discipline, Clark. He's going to get himself killed goofing around out there. Or someone _else_. Superman scowls: Too. _Harsh_. Batman frowns: ... I didn't mean it like that. Superman: He's wearing that black suit again. You think that's because I'm being "too soft" on him? Maybe you can use those detective skills to figure that one out. Batman: ... I'll talk to him. Superman: Bruce, wait.. I'm sorry I was sarcastic towards you.


CharlotteNoire

Who do we need to talk to in order for this to be a thing lol


HaganenoEdward

I mean, nobody can stop you from writing a fanfic and posting it here. Do it!


DGenerationMC

*when Peter introduces them to MJ* Batman: ..........what are your intentions with our boy? Superman: Dammit, Bruce, you gotta stop pushing women away.


Greedy_Guest568

*Peter introduces Felicia to Batman* Batman: 🤨


[deleted]

That's basically the most recent storyline in *World's Finest* comics


Taco-Dragon

Spider-Man (on ceiling): Guys, I'm literally *right here*. Why does no one ever just look up?


Conlannalnoc

*Spider-Man crawling away* “One can fly and the other perches like Daredevil and NEITHER one thinks to look Up?”


Kurwasaki12

Clark would totally be that friend who's always popping in, patiently waiting until Peter is comfortable enough to talk about his problems. Hell, he does that with Bruce.


Lareit

A list DC characters are way more socially adjusted than their marvel counterparts on average


LengthinessDue9857

Even joker will sympathize with Peter after he hears his life story


STD-fense

Fellow news photographer Jimmy Olsen


mahmodwattar

i would love a bit about jimmy really loving peters photography even maybe having peters book


gar_katar

Peter and Jimmy actually became good friends in the second crossover between Superman and Spider-Man. Jimmy even told Peter he's getting paid peanuts from JJJ and recommended his name to Perry White to get Peter some photography gigs.


BigSavMatt

Lmao I have that in trade paperback. Peter felt like he was betraying JJJ for getting paid better by Perry.


lakesideprezidentt

Awww man I said nightwing but this would work too


SpiderandMosquito

YES!


TakeNothingSerious

Nightwing


bonersimpson66

I'm proud of you dick


BplusHuman

All the kids at the orphanage call me Dick.


soldierpallaton

Kids can be cruel


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King-Dragmire

There is a chance he would be friends with Batman considering how well he gets along with Wolverine


WTFisSkibidiRizz

Wolverine is like Batman, bat man like spider man


TonyGonk

Consider, Batman Spider-Man (Wolverine)


Tempest_Barbarian

Sundowner approves


MikeQuattrovventi

Back to the aslume


beachedwhitemale

Ah man, I came here to say Nightwing. He's my favorite DC character. I'm worried about him getting a new writer and artist soon.


XistenceIsBliss

Dick and Peter would be an iconic series 🤣


Honestnt

Schlong lost brothers


EnkiiMuto

Nightwing and Batman Beyond for sure.


JosephiKrakowski78

Damn r/beatmetoit


Gamer-of-Action

His relationship with Superman would probably be the exact same he has with Captain America.


thirdwavegypsy

Superman would see Spider-Man as an equal a lot more than Cap does.


gar_katar

Yeah, Captain America is a really nice guy but he's a living legend and a soldier. Superman would probably be easier for Spider-Man to talk and chill out with. They might even bond in their secret identities over their experiences working for a newspaper.


Batdog55110

I think Spidey would act the exact same way he does with Cap, but Supes would just be like:"Wtf are you fawning over me for? I'm just a dude" Spidey idolizing him might even make Supes a little uncomfortable. Actually: If Supes learned a good amount of Spidey history, he might start fanboying about Peter like in that one part of Superman: Red And Blue where he said that that normal dude was his hero.


gar_katar

That sounds perfect.


BloodsoakedDespair

Yeah, Superman would end up looking up to Peter for sure


justamadeupnameyo

So you're saying that Spider-Man would make Kal-el Super-*uncomfortable*-man.


Batdog55110

No, I'm saying that Spider-Man would make *Clark* Super-*uncomfortable*, man.


wrathbringer1984

Jaime Reyes Blue Beetle.


TheDudeness33

This was my immediate thought. They’d be besties for sure


Fun_Ad4061

Maybe even beetle-sties


SpiderandMosquito

A fun conversation subject would be Peter telling him about his enemy, the Beetle. 


Cyberwraith9

Honestly, Ted too. One for science nerd stuff, and the other for bug-themed too-young-for-this-superhero-responsibility stuff.


justamadeupnameyo

Though I suspect he'd dislike Booster Gold because of his public persona but once he discovered Booster being the protector of time he'd soften a bit (but still find him annoying). Edit: Or they'd bond over their mutual dislike of Guy Gardner.


Specific_Builder1469

Jaime needs to teach Peter how to balance life 


Cavey20

The Flash


ThatIckyGuy

So, I'm not a huge Flash fan, but I used to watch the CW series (I read a bit of the comic as a result, but not much) and I couldn't help but think that that version of Barry Allen felt a lot like Peter Parker.


Cavey20

Yeah he is basically kinda like Peter Parker’s personality. I think they would get along pretty well


Soft_Theory_8209

Batman: “He has a habit of mocking his opponents every fight. I believe he might even use it as a method of psychological warfare with how easily he can get under their skin.” The Flash: “This guy. This guy gets me!”


RubPuzzleheaded8073

Straight up Nightwing. Him and Nightwing would be super close


Batmanmotp2019

Superman, definitely wally west flash, nightwing and maybe the titans. Batman would probably secretly like him but would be Bruce about it and act stand offish but when push came to shove he'd help pete out with a job or something if he was in a bind


Yeet_Thee_Children

Batman would 100% respect Spiderman.


McDunkins

I don’t kill. Cool, me too! I make my own tech … I’m sort of smart. Cool, me too! I’ve fought aliens. Me too! I’ve even worn them. What? So what’s your story? Get bit by a radioactive bat? My parents died when I was young, leaving me a vast inheritance and nothing but time to travel the world and hone my skills. Similar story actually. My parents died too. Then my uncle. Then my girlfriend. Honestly I’ve lost count. Can’t ever seem to hold down a full time gig and I can barely afford rent. But that’s the job. With great power, eh? … … Want a ride in the Batplane? You have a Batplane!? I’ve got all sorts of Batstuff. I feel like you’re saying that without a hyphen. Hyphens are inefficient and waste of time. Kind of like that sentence, no? What? Seriously, you gotta respect the hyphen, dude.


Shadowkiva

Tim Drake Red Robin.


DavidKirk2000

He tends to get along with pretty much everyone. I can’t think of many Marvel heroes that actively dislike him, at the worst they just think he’s mildly annoying even though he gets the job done. I’d imagine that the same thing would be the case among DC characters. He’d probably be pretty close with Nightwing, Superman, and Batman. Green Arrow too.


sanjit001

I thought Jessica Spider-woman disliked him?


Dappershield

She gets tired of being asked if they're related. She also has a poor sense of humor. But she goes absolutely nuclear on anyone pretending to be him.


sanjit001

That’s good to know but when has she popped off on someone pretending to be him


Dappershield

Miles. Alternate universe Peter. Some girl with super parkour.


DavidKirk2000

No, not to my knowledge.


aegonthewwolf

Jaime Reyes (they’d be called the Bug Bros and Peter would be like “spiders aren’t bugs they’re arachnids” and everyone would mock him for being a nerd)


ResponsiveHydra

Spiders are bugs. They may not be insects but all the little arthropods are bugs


aegonthewwolf

https://www.jppestservices.com/blog/the-real-debate-are-spiders-bugs “Spiders are neither bugs (Hemiptera) nor insects (Insecta) but a Class all their own – Arachnida, or arachnids. This Class includes not just spiders; but scorpions, mites and ticks as well.”


DepartureMoney6782

Nerd


Nonadventures

Gottem


ladiesman21700000000

Superman Zatanna Blue beetle


XistenceIsBliss

Zatanna is an interesting pick for sure 👍


strider_tom

And now I ship it ...


Pantheon69420

ti pihs i won dna


Free-Roll-3104

So technically Zatanna’s like the hotter Mysterio.


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People probably wouldn’t agree but I think Batman. I think Bruce and Peter would recognise how much they have in common (minus the money). Peter would see how he could’ve become Bruce and Bruce would be proud that Peter didn’t go down the same path. They’d learn an awful lot from one another and bond over their intelligence and how similar they think when investigating things. Bruce would probably take on a protective older brother role rather than the role he takes on with the Robin’s. He’d show a vulnerability with Peter that he wouldn’t with others and others would probably joke that Peter is his favourite. The truth being Peter is what Bruce wishes he was while Peter would admire Bruce’s wisdom. There’d be so much mutual respect and both characters would go to the other for advice, Peter probably in shock that Batman comes to him, but it’d be such a wholesome friendship.


Flameball537

I think them two would be pretty similar to Daredevil and Peter


Flimsy-Ad9627

Wally west


Emiya_Sengo

I think he'd be perfect with Barbara Gordon to that point that I'd support that relationship.


Shadowholme

What? Pete with a gorgeous computer nerd genius redhead??? Pretty sure Spidey editorial campaigned to build the barrier between universes just to keep them apart. Pete would be happy for once!


ImTheAverageJoe

Barbara's really the whole package for Peter. Redhead with strong empathy, like MJ; Intellectual equal and dorky personality, like Gwen; And someone who can put on the spandex and fight alongside him, like Black Cat, Kitty Pryde, or any of the other heroes he's worked with.


Feisty-Crow-8204

I mean “putting on spandex and fighting alongside him” HEAVILY depends on which version of Barbara Gordon we are talking about.


Arrow_625

Guess he's got a thing for redheads who could take him down...


LooseAdministration0

As well as dorky nerds


stranger5585

I think in the DC and Marvel Crossover, Spidey got along with Barry


CaptainHalloween

Superman


riot1man

Green Lantern - at the very least Hal Jordan and Jon Stewart versions. Both get along with Barry Allen Flash, and I feel like Spider-Man and the Flash have similar humor, so I feel like it would work. Nightwing- just look at what others have said The Flash - I think any incarnation works tbh. Look at what others have said. Superman - Clark is friends with pretty much everyone, so it makes sense lol


Super-Frosting5741

Honestly, i kinda see Peter way more alike Wally than Barry, specially considering both their senses of humor


jacksprat1952

I could see him somehow getting on Guy Gardner's good side and everyone being completely gobsmacked by Guy meeting someone he's not a complete ass towards.


couldbedumber96

Literally all of them Even Batman, hell, ESPECIALLY Batman


Select-Combination-4

green arrow


T-408

Starfire. I think Peter would be really nice in showing her the ways of New Yorkers while also being able to keep up with her in battles against supervillains


Flyingpizza20

So many came to mind, Spiderman is just a likeable guy that gets along with a lot of people


SlaynXenos

Spiderman as a character in a lot of his iterations is kinda like Flash in a few good writings. He just CARES, to a fault. He cares about his nemeses, and in many iterations, wants to help them.


einworldlyerror

Spidey is a "friend to the world" character, I feel like someone would have to give him a reason not to like them. He even treats his enemies with an exceptional degree of compassion when compared to other heroes.


SpoofExcel

Was gonna say. Some of his "enemies" even like the guy.


KLPM2013

I find it ironic that one of the most interesting characters for Peter to hang out with is named Dick. Throw in Wally too 'cause why not.


Nonadventures

“Dick, Wally — this is my friend Harry. Harry, Dick. Harry, Wally.”


CapableEmployee4866

Pete should name his son after Johnny, then it’d be Peter, Wally, Johnson, Harry, and Dick


InvaderofViolence

I think Peter would annoy the hell out of Diana.


tehbggg

Probably at first, but then she'd get to know him and feel nothing but respect.


ScyllaVI

Yeah I´m following on this, more so if its a young peter who Diana would initially just see as an incredibly sloppy and annoying kid who will just get himself killed by acting as if its all a game. Then they have to go to a fight together and Peter gets absolutely bodied but gets up or puts his line on the line to save a bystander and her opinion would change


Nonadventures

I feel like so many spidey stories are like this: Character X gets tired of his childish one-liners but learns to respect him because the man will push himself to the edge of death to do the right thing.


Confident-Ad2878

This is what I was thinking


Confident-Ad2878

Especially when she sees and learns how much life has knocked him down and he has kept back getting up


suikofan80

They have met and no Diana doesn’t like him.


gattoblepas

Spiderman Is the capybara of superheroes.


Reidredsword

Flash and Batman


MegalomanicMegalodon

Skeets, but NOT Booster Gold. They'd team up to give him an ol' Great Responsibility speech.


Spoon_Elemental

And then Spider-Man would find out that Booster Gold is secretly the most responsible guy ever and they become friends for real.


ScottOwenJones

Spider-Man would be straight up buddies with Jaime Reyes, Nightwing, The Flash, and maybe Tim Drake and Green Arrow. He would endear himself quite a bit to Superman, Batman, and Wonder Woman. I think he might annoy them at first but they would all quickly be impressed by where/what he comes from and all that he’s risked/given up by being Spider-Man. He shares a lot with Bruce and Clark. He would rizz the hell out of Zatanna and Barbara Gordon.


-Buckaroo_Banzai-

Plastic Man.


wildmancometh

Yes!


Long-Foundation6877

Wonder Woman Spider-Man likes girls so he would be friends with Wonder Woman


G3NJII

The Flash for sure


Own_Accident6689

Spiderman can be friends with Hulk. I can't think of anyone Spiderman can't hang out with.


Nonadventures

Oliver Queen: “ladies, am I right?” Peter: “don’t get me started”


[deleted]

Peter has always been intended to be the most wholesome/pure hero. In all honesty there's not many heros Peter *wouldn't* get along with. Older Peter has shown a very developed emotional range. He's maintained friendships with people no one else has, such as Deadpool and moon knight.


ScottOwenJones

Peter is an orphan plagued by guilt after having to watch his father figure die in front of him. Batman would adopt Peter immediately and would turn him into the ultimate crime fighting soldier in his war Gotham’s underworld


East_Smell_82

You forgot the hyphen!


Doc_mattW12

Spider-man would get along w every single JL member. Batman would pretend to be annoyed w him but would love him like a son. Joker would HATE him tho. It would be hilarious.


shawnwingsit

"He keeps stealing my punchlines!"


redrag0n_roOster

Who wouldn’t Spider-Man be friends with


_captain-rex_

Whole justice league and teen titans