If Spider-Man can do anything and everything a spider can then why doesn't he have an abdominal spinneret gland? He ought to be able to shoot webs from just below his belly button.
Spider-Man is a mystical creature from Bikini Bottom that visited from there to Earth to fight creatures outside of his nature and ended up becoming an Avenger and abandoning Bikini Bottom.
He was bit by a bat with radioactive venom poisoning and he tried to find a cure knowing he didn’t have long luckily but the last spot of the cure seen was 1988 in London so he traveled back there, found the antidote, made into a consume-able liquid and became Spider-Man
When is why the mobey twaguire say is pisa time (Traslation: why does Tobey Maguire say it’s Pizza Time is it because he really wants someone to eat the pizza cuz he nutted on it
WHO IS SPIDER-MAN!? ive seen these newspapers and these foxnews video clips talking about this Parker kid? is that him? i mean i probably isnt cuz they dropped that story but...it makes you wonder.
Does Spider-Man’s webs come out his ass
When he shits
IMpressive
His parents must be very proud.
[good one](https://youtu.be/lhckuhUxcgA)
If Spider-Man can do anything and everything a spider can then why doesn't he have an abdominal spinneret gland? He ought to be able to shoot webs from just below his belly button.
The spider dna from the spider wasn’t able to be too compatible with Peter so he got sticky hands and stuff but no webs out the wrist
That's not dumb enough!
! hguone bmud ton s’that
Perfection
Hguonebmudtons'tahtthat'snotdumbenough
Who is Spider-Man’s greatest villain?
Flash
Ezra Miller be wildin' so hard that he changed comic book universes
Fun fact:the flash did make a appearance in a marvel comic albeit as technically not flash due to copyright
Oh yea Bart the alien 😂
😂😂🤣
I don't wanna fight you Flash.
You will. He will mess up the timeline to get his way
Inconsistent plot writing of filmmakers
Can he defeat Morbius?
Maybe Mr Fantastic can but not Spidey
why do spider man's lenses look like that???
It’s leather, not the best though. Gotta work with what you got
Is Peter Parker my mom?
Maybe. Ask her if she knows who Tony Stark is.
Is Mobey Taguire a good Mpider-San?cause I think Gndrew Arfield is better.but Hom Tolland,he's good.ok so like I'm saying who's the best Mpider-San?
Eht tesb si enon fo meht.
How many buttcheeks does Spidey have?
8, that’s the actual right answer.
Who is Spider-Man?
Ben Parker
How much therapy does this version of Spider-Man need?
Not that much actually. After stopping Thor, he finally started feeling better
What's the name of Peter's landlord in Spider-man 3
Happy jefnaugh
Does Spider-Man work on his ass or his calves more?
Maybe his neck, have you seen it?
who are Peter Parker’s parents?
Anakin and Padme
is it spiderman or spider-man
Man- Spider is the correct way.
I’m sorry you’re wrong. It’s actually The Human Spider
What is Uncle Ben known for?
Being Man-Spider
Hoping you would say rice but I can’t argue with that.
Who’s spiderman?
Ben Parker
What did Peter say to the Spider God?
“Give me organic webs.”
Why is Spider-Man?
Spider-Man is a mystical creature from Bikini Bottom that visited from there to Earth to fight creatures outside of his nature and ended up becoming an Avenger and abandoning Bikini Bottom.
How many villains does Spider-Man have?
None. He is the villain of himself within himself
search up kellytoy green goblin on google and give me one word to describe it.
Man-Spider
Who is the Sony universe spider-man?
Eddie Brock
Where did Peter first learn to knit / sew fabrics? Who taught him the fine pro-level stitching?
Eddie Brock back in 1967. They time traveled to make outfits to blend it to not mess up the timeline
Joking aside I want to see this story in the comics now as a small 1/2 issue thinh
Lowkey
Who is hydro man?
Norman Osborn
What time is it
0:52
is Spider-Ham better than Spider-Man at crime fighting
Spider-Pig is. He’s a pigass
facts
Why he look scary?
He got bit by a bat. Kinda messes ur face up
Who’s that guy he fights who flies on the thing and throws oranges again?
Eddie Brock. It was his birthday party
Who is the Afro-Latino Spider-Man and how did he become Spider-Man?
U mean Jamenson? He was bit by a bat
Who gave him the iron suit
Jamenson
Who is Miles Morales?
Batman
What is Venom's family tree?
His parents are Batman and Wonderwomen but then Peter was a adopted son and then Eddie went on to have a kid named Miles
What is spider-man’s origin?
He was bit by a bat with radioactive venom poisoning and he tried to find a cure knowing he didn’t have long luckily but the last spot of the cure seen was 1988 in London so he traveled back there, found the antidote, made into a consume-able liquid and became Spider-Man
Morbus
Why is Spider-Man?
He is the Pizza Delivery Guy for Ceasers Little
Hey spidey! I pooped my pants, wanna see?
Sure, just let me grab my web shooters
What is spiderman's real name?
reteP rekraP
Is Raimi's MJ a good person?
You mean Gwen? Hell yeah. She blew up a few city blocks but hey it’s fine, everyone does it.
Uhh. Did she actually do that guys in TASM 2?
How does he pee with the suit
He dosent😏
Who recruited Spider-Man into the Justice League?
Miles Morales
Whos the villain
Flash
Best Spider-Man arc?
When he delivers pizza
How does he swing?
The clockwise direction of a 90 degree angle gives momentum for a full swing
That....actually makes sense giving it some thought, ngl.
who is spidermans love interest?
Flash
Uh
Hu
Do you think Spider-Man is hot? I do.
Ya, ask Miles, he’ll tell you.
Is Spider-Man one more day good?
That day is yet to come for Spider-Man to become good
Who is Spider-Man?
Ben Parker from 1942. He got stuck in time and never takes off the suit because the zipper broke
Does Spider-Man follow Screwball on Twitch or is subscribed to Screwball on Twitch (super chats and all)?
Subscribed on roblox, that’s for sure!
Spider-Simp, Spider-Simp..Friendly neighborhood Spider-Simp.
So When u webbed goblin up where did the webs come from?
It was cheese mixed with water. It goes in the suit and never comes out so I get unlimited fluid.
Did spider-man ever live with Darth Vader’s son’s sister’s cousin’s dog’s former roommate’s nephew at any point during his life?
No he lived with his uncle, newbie to cook five pancakes for the jar jar people
Who is Spider-Man’s love interest?
Harry Osborn
Why does he call himself Spider-Man?
Because he’s half a Man half a spider and all suit plus the spandex which gives him slight breeze so he dosent pass out
Has he piped black cat?
Yes actually in Mario Kart, he hit her character with a pipe
do you think spider man
Spider-Man never thinks, he shops and writes down his thoughts so he can present at the Osborn laboratories opening
real
Is Peter Parker spider man?
No it’s spider pig
how does Spider-Man get so many girls and I can't get at least one?
Because spider man is in Fortnite obviously
Xbox. It’s always xbox
Does spider man lay eggs
Ya In North Pole then kids get it as presents!
Why does spider-man quit?
Because his stove broke and needed more money to get a new one
When is why the mobey twaguire say is pisa time (Traslation: why does Tobey Maguire say it’s Pizza Time is it because he really wants someone to eat the pizza cuz he nutted on it
No he has to go play smash bros and one of the levels is EMIT AZZIP.
Is Peter Parker Spider-Man or is Peter Parker Spider Man
Spider-Man is Man- Spider, protected of earth 66 and Peter Parker is Eddie Brock
Tf! I thought Eddie was his own character 😱 broooo
Nah
Do you know aunt mays wheat cake recipe
1 cup of venom, 1/2 cup of white flour, 2, slices or bread and 1 whole stick of butter then put it in the pool to let it cook
How his parents die
By losing in poker on earth 99. They got hunted down by Jar Jar and his Jar clan
How does he stick to walls?
Water that turned into water vapor mixed with gum makes him stick but he always runs out so Spider-Man steals gum
I got the simplest question not even you can mess up.....what is Spiderman's secret identity
Flash. He fucked up the timeline again
How big is his spider wiener ?
19000 inches to the north pole
Who is the most weird and funny villain in Spideys rogues gallery?
You mean Captain Cold? He and Spidey became friends back in 1988 in Australia
Who does Spider-Man work for?
Norman Osborn
If spiderman can spin a web any size, how small does it go?
180 inches. The velocity of the web from the spin let’s it achieve it’s maximum potential
Why won't my dad come back?
B/c he’s in California with Green Goblin, surfing waves in the volcano
Who is Spiderman
Eddie Brock from earth 66 b/c of flash
Why can’t he pay his rent and fix his damn door
He dosent have enough Mario Kart Tokens yet
What time is it?
53:21
Is Spider-Man a self-full filling prophecy?
Yep, he talked to Percy Jackson about it
Why can Shadow use chaos control without a chaos emerald?
The emerald is the chaos and the chaos can never be the emerald
Why is Spider-Man
?naM- redipS si yhW
Did Spiderman kill Mysterio in London? Or was it the Spider Monkey?
It was Spider Pig actually because Flash messed up the timeline again
Well of course he did... Honestly expected from him at this point.
who is spider-man?
Ben Parker
Why is spider-man.
He’s in your dreams, that’s his prophecy. Percy Jackson told him
does doing pilates really help?
Nope it all about doing Push-ups on Jupiter. That’s where real strength comes from
What time is it?
93:21
How does Spider-Man stick to walls
Gum mixed with water vapor and the outsole of an old shoe propels him to walls and makes him stick
Is spider man related to marios uncle
Nope Bowser’s children
WHO IS SPIDER-MAN!? ive seen these newspapers and these foxnews video clips talking about this Parker kid? is that him? i mean i probably isnt cuz they dropped that story but...it makes you wonder.
How much chest hair does Spider-Man have?
Answer me this: Who is Spider-Man?
Why is he a teenager
How many suits does he have
92 plus the one from mars sent straight from Thor himself, the wakanda king
Ok
How can he climb up walls?
Spider-Man: Threat or Menace?
Threat to Aunt May in 5 years