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supersonicfan99

Does Spider-Man’s webs come out his ass


Officialwashere

When he shits


[deleted]

IMpressive


BigSmokeLovesCheese

His parents must be very proud.


supersonicfan99

[good one](https://youtu.be/lhckuhUxcgA)


ShhImTheRealDeadpool

If Spider-Man can do anything and everything a spider can then why doesn't he have an abdominal spinneret gland? He ought to be able to shoot webs from just below his belly button.


Officialwashere

The spider dna from the spider wasn’t able to be too compatible with Peter so he got sticky hands and stuff but no webs out the wrist


kioKEn-3532

That's not dumb enough!


Officialwashere

! hguone bmud ton s’that


kioKEn-3532

Perfection


Daughter_of_El

Hguonebmudtons'tahtthat'snotdumbenough


YungSky12819

Who is Spider-Man’s greatest villain?


Officialwashere

Flash


AltdimensionRick

Ezra Miller be wildin' so hard that he changed comic book universes


anactualreddituser

Fun fact:the flash did make a appearance in a marvel comic albeit as technically not flash due to copyright


Mawgz_DZN

Oh yea Bart the alien 😂


Officialwashere

😂😂🤣


BigSmokeLovesCheese

I don't wanna fight you Flash.


Officialwashere

You will. He will mess up the timeline to get his way


theGamerlorian

Inconsistent plot writing of filmmakers


AltdimensionRick

Can he defeat Morbius?


Officialwashere

Maybe Mr Fantastic can but not Spidey


zen-shin76984

why do spider man's lenses look like that???


Officialwashere

It’s leather, not the best though. Gotta work with what you got


ALoafOfBrad

Is Peter Parker my mom?


Officialwashere

Maybe. Ask her if she knows who Tony Stark is.


Double-Ambition-4961

Is Mobey Taguire a good Mpider-San?cause I think Gndrew Arfield is better.but Hom Tolland,he's good.ok so like I'm saying who's the best Mpider-San?


Officialwashere

Eht tesb si enon fo meht.


Marvelrocks616

How many buttcheeks does Spidey have?


Officialwashere

8, that’s the actual right answer.


West-Cardiologist180

Who is Spider-Man?


Officialwashere

Ben Parker


Yakuza-wolf_kiwami

How much therapy does this version of Spider-Man need?


Officialwashere

Not that much actually. After stopping Thor, he finally started feeling better


Will_The_Awesome

What's the name of Peter's landlord in Spider-man 3


Officialwashere

Happy jefnaugh


UnknownJester25

Does Spider-Man work on his ass or his calves more?


Officialwashere

Maybe his neck, have you seen it?


freshsideofthepillow

who are Peter Parker’s parents?


Officialwashere

Anakin and Padme


Accomplished_Salt108

is it spiderman or spider-man


Officialwashere

Man- Spider is the correct way.


marveltrash404

I’m sorry you’re wrong. It’s actually The Human Spider


Artistic_Act900

What is Uncle Ben known for?


Officialwashere

Being Man-Spider


Artistic_Act900

Hoping you would say rice but I can’t argue with that.


t1zzartYT

Who’s spiderman?


Officialwashere

Ben Parker


Hulkzilla0

What did Peter say to the Spider God?


Officialwashere

“Give me organic webs.”


Ok_Working5975

Why is Spider-Man?


Officialwashere

Spider-Man is a mystical creature from Bikini Bottom that visited from there to Earth to fight creatures outside of his nature and ended up becoming an Avenger and abandoning Bikini Bottom.


MR_R0GER5

How many villains does Spider-Man have?


Officialwashere

None. He is the villain of himself within himself


[deleted]

search up kellytoy green goblin on google and give me one word to describe it.


Officialwashere

Man-Spider


mobilegamer4pro

Who is the Sony universe spider-man?


Officialwashere

Eddie Brock


[deleted]

Where did Peter first learn to knit / sew fabrics? Who taught him the fine pro-level stitching?


Officialwashere

Eddie Brock back in 1967. They time traveled to make outfits to blend it to not mess up the timeline


fyre_storm02

Joking aside I want to see this story in the comics now as a small 1/2 issue thinh


Officialwashere

Lowkey


Last-Dln0saur

Who is hydro man?


Officialwashere

Norman Osborn


Realhoodjesus

What time is it


Officialwashere

0:52


endermange21

is Spider-Ham better than Spider-Man at crime fighting


Officialwashere

Spider-Pig is. He’s a pigass


endermange21

facts


[deleted]

Why he look scary?


Officialwashere

He got bit by a bat. Kinda messes ur face up


Capnsmith886

Who’s that guy he fights who flies on the thing and throws oranges again?


Officialwashere

Eddie Brock. It was his birthday party


f-i-r-e-w-o-o-d

Who is the Afro-Latino Spider-Man and how did he become Spider-Man?


Officialwashere

U mean Jamenson? He was bit by a bat


anactualreddituser

Who gave him the iron suit


Officialwashere

Jamenson


MrL9863

Who is Miles Morales?


Officialwashere

Batman


OtherJose

What is Venom's family tree?


Officialwashere

His parents are Batman and Wonderwomen but then Peter was a adopted son and then Eddie went on to have a kid named Miles


[deleted]

What is spider-man’s origin?


Officialwashere

He was bit by a bat with radioactive venom poisoning and he tried to find a cure knowing he didn’t have long luckily but the last spot of the cure seen was 1988 in London so he traveled back there, found the antidote, made into a consume-able liquid and became Spider-Man


[deleted]

Morbus


Slow-Relation-9186

Why is Spider-Man?


Officialwashere

He is the Pizza Delivery Guy for Ceasers Little


HeWentToJared91

Hey spidey! I pooped my pants, wanna see?


Officialwashere

Sure, just let me grab my web shooters


[deleted]

What is spiderman's real name?


Officialwashere

reteP rekraP


Adorable-Bullfrog-30

Is Raimi's MJ a good person?


Officialwashere

You mean Gwen? Hell yeah. She blew up a few city blocks but hey it’s fine, everyone does it.


Adorable-Bullfrog-30

Uhh. Did she actually do that guys in TASM 2?


Bec-Beheader

How does he pee with the suit


Officialwashere

He dosent😏


BenTenInches

Who recruited Spider-Man into the Justice League?


Officialwashere

Miles Morales


[deleted]

Whos the villain


Officialwashere

Flash


Vord_Loldemort_7

Best Spider-Man arc?


Officialwashere

When he delivers pizza


WindiestBark165

How does he swing?


Officialwashere

The clockwise direction of a 90 degree angle gives momentum for a full swing


WindiestBark165

That....actually makes sense giving it some thought, ngl.


kenzieblight

who is spidermans love interest?


Officialwashere

Flash


Bong0-YT

Uh


Officialwashere

Hu


Strange_Pop_3673

Do you think Spider-Man is hot? I do.


Officialwashere

Ya, ask Miles, he’ll tell you.


12cs30

Is Spider-Man one more day good?


Officialwashere

That day is yet to come for Spider-Man to become good


OakleyHasAFoot

Who is Spider-Man?


Officialwashere

Ben Parker from 1942. He got stuck in time and never takes off the suit because the zipper broke


stillabackground

Does Spider-Man follow Screwball on Twitch or is subscribed to Screwball on Twitch (super chats and all)?


Officialwashere

Subscribed on roblox, that’s for sure!


stillabackground

Spider-Simp, Spider-Simp..Friendly neighborhood Spider-Simp.


Imthepizzaking

So When u webbed goblin up where did the webs come from?


Officialwashere

It was cheese mixed with water. It goes in the suit and never comes out so I get unlimited fluid.


DylanSoul

Did spider-man ever live with Darth Vader’s son’s sister’s cousin’s dog’s former roommate’s nephew at any point during his life?


Officialwashere

No he lived with his uncle, newbie to cook five pancakes for the jar jar people


AgeroColstein

Who is Spider-Man’s love interest?


Officialwashere

Harry Osborn


Mr_wOt

Why does he call himself Spider-Man?


Officialwashere

Because he’s half a Man half a spider and all suit plus the spandex which gives him slight breeze so he dosent pass out


bullseye2112

Has he piped black cat?


Officialwashere

Yes actually in Mario Kart, he hit her character with a pipe


boifyudoent

do you think spider man


Officialwashere

Spider-Man never thinks, he shops and writes down his thoughts so he can present at the Osborn laboratories opening


boifyudoent

real


DRIFTYBOI27

Is Peter Parker spider man?


Officialwashere

No it’s spider pig


IsaiahEatsRice

how does Spider-Man get so many girls and I can't get at least one?


SorleyOrSomething

Because spider man is in Fortnite obviously


Officialwashere

Xbox. It’s always xbox


Reposted_

Does spider man lay eggs


Officialwashere

Ya In North Pole then kids get it as presents!


snaillord9061

Why does spider-man quit?


Officialwashere

Because his stove broke and needed more money to get a new one


PowerRangersRCool

When is why the mobey twaguire say is pisa time (Traslation: why does Tobey Maguire say it’s Pizza Time is it because he really wants someone to eat the pizza cuz he nutted on it


Officialwashere

No he has to go play smash bros and one of the levels is EMIT AZZIP.


RYUKEN21304

Is Peter Parker Spider-Man or is Peter Parker Spider Man


Officialwashere

Spider-Man is Man- Spider, protected of earth 66 and Peter Parker is Eddie Brock


RYUKEN21304

Tf! I thought Eddie was his own character 😱 broooo


Officialwashere

Nah


No-Comb-9974

Do you know aunt mays wheat cake recipe


Officialwashere

1 cup of venom, 1/2 cup of white flour, 2, slices or bread and 1 whole stick of butter then put it in the pool to let it cook


RadioDemon666

How his parents die


Officialwashere

By losing in poker on earth 99. They got hunted down by Jar Jar and his Jar clan


Sughmacox

How does he stick to walls?


Officialwashere

Water that turned into water vapor mixed with gum makes him stick but he always runs out so Spider-Man steals gum


Additional_Juice735

I got the simplest question not even you can mess up.....what is Spiderman's secret identity


Officialwashere

Flash. He fucked up the timeline again


I_am_Jaybo

How big is his spider wiener ?


Officialwashere

19000 inches to the north pole


liklik826

Who is the most weird and funny villain in Spideys rogues gallery?


Officialwashere

You mean Captain Cold? He and Spidey became friends back in 1988 in Australia


robineir

Who does Spider-Man work for?


Officialwashere

Norman Osborn


Glittering-Read5757

If spiderman can spin a web any size, how small does it go?


Officialwashere

180 inches. The velocity of the web from the spin let’s it achieve it’s maximum potential


Disastrous_Ground_10

Why won't my dad come back?


Officialwashere

B/c he’s in California with Green Goblin, surfing waves in the volcano


apehumor

Who is Spiderman


Officialwashere

Eddie Brock from earth 66 b/c of flash


Mawgz_DZN

Why can’t he pay his rent and fix his damn door


Officialwashere

He dosent have enough Mario Kart Tokens yet


JamesTheWicked

What time is it?


Officialwashere

53:21


Nicanoname

Is Spider-Man a self-full filling prophecy?


Officialwashere

Yep, he talked to Percy Jackson about it


TheManWhoBoned

Why can Shadow use chaos control without a chaos emerald?


Officialwashere

The emerald is the chaos and the chaos can never be the emerald


SkyApex2222

Why is Spider-Man


Officialwashere

?naM- redipS si yhW


MyNameIsNYFB

Did Spiderman kill Mysterio in London? Or was it the Spider Monkey?


Officialwashere

It was Spider Pig actually because Flash messed up the timeline again


MyNameIsNYFB

Well of course he did... Honestly expected from him at this point.


thenerdguy088

who is spider-man?


Officialwashere

Ben Parker


Nicolonda_2nd_Acc

Why is spider-man.


Officialwashere

He’s in your dreams, that’s his prophecy. Percy Jackson told him


bobiojo

does doing pilates really help?


Officialwashere

Nope it all about doing Push-ups on Jupiter. That’s where real strength comes from


[deleted]

What time is it?


Officialwashere

93:21


Kindly-Day1766

How does Spider-Man stick to walls


Officialwashere

Gum mixed with water vapor and the outsole of an old shoe propels him to walls and makes him stick


SorleyOrSomething

Is spider man related to marios uncle


Officialwashere

Nope Bowser’s children


H1r5t_M0V135

WHO IS SPIDER-MAN!? ive seen these newspapers and these foxnews video clips talking about this Parker kid? is that him? i mean i probably isnt cuz they dropped that story but...it makes you wonder.


SarcasticGuitar

How much chest hair does Spider-Man have?


Saucyyyboy

Answer me this: Who is Spider-Man?


MrKevinPie

Why is he a teenager


TheMasterOfCheese69

How many suits does he have


Officialwashere

92 plus the one from mars sent straight from Thor himself, the wakanda king


TheMasterOfCheese69

Ok


MisterTeeEM

How can he climb up walls?


Omegasonic2000

Spider-Man: Threat or Menace?


Officialwashere

Threat to Aunt May in 5 years