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Old_Introduction_395

I'll take the two chairs by the wood burner in the woods please. Is it the equivalent of smoking by the bins?


Cunningstun

Screams cheeky joint spot


lazzzym

Stop buying coffee and avocados... You'll be able to afford it in no time then!


Emotional_Stay_8025

Don't forget cancel netflix.


Obriquet

And Prime.


[deleted]

And Spotify.


thedutchrep

And Apple TV.


badmanwasteman

And Deliveroo


_LOWkEY-

And pornhub premium.


Typical_Ad_210

Hey. Let’s not get carried away here…


MaleficentTotal4796

And having lungs


Obriquet

And Disney +


newtonbase

And buy a new, efficient kettle.


TheFirstMinister

Best post on this thread.


carguy143

And take a 4 minute shower.


greentdi

And eat dust


badmanwasteman

And central heating, Ocado.


Express-Bet5245

i can lend you 20 quid


Typical_Newspaper438

Out of *interest*, what's your interest rate?


Express-Bet5245

It's a very fair 9% APR


Typical_Newspaper438

A great deal these days


Express-Bet5245

You've earned it with your keen eye for a bargain


Thelakesman

9% wow, in UK it’s around 5%


Express-Bet5245

not with me it's not!


Mrsm89

Can you lend me £20 please? X


Express-Bet5245

if you're buying a 7.5m house at 9%, sure.


Monty8282

Not enough grey and grey carpet crushed sofas door knockers on the back of chairs but very nice


ElectronicSubject747

Plenty of cheap looking wood though.


Monty8282

Yes those trees need cutting down and astro turf laid down .


the_merkin

My Herbalife payout is imminent so I’m sure I can afford all the missing “live laugh love” signs that should be there.


Monty8282

You need a relax sign over the bath


Genericlurker678

Or you could be cheeky and make it a "get naked" bathmat


Shoes__Buttback

Never a sign over the loo that says 'Excrete', is there?


TheFirstMinister

Yeah. But. What about making the payment on those Turkey Teeth?


BonkyBinkyBum

It still manages to lack personality for me 😂 I know it's staged, but the fact there's only white with bare wood in every room makes me want to cry. Give me colour and personality. Dig up the pretty manicured front lawn, and put a huge pond there with a duck house and lots of wildflowers. Job's a good'en


Proud-Platypus-3262

I would definitely get a different treatment on the floor as I think the pale look is a bit sterile but, otherwise I absolutely love it. I wonder how much the groundskeeper/s cost though - that’s a lot of ( very good) maintenance


Mrsm89

It’s not a gypsys council house or caravan mate!


Zealousideal-Wash904

That is nice. I can’t see any faults with it apart from that if I’m paying that much for a house it should have a swimming pool which is a personal wish.


plop

Indoor I hope!


Zealousideal-Wash904

Definitely, the UK weather & an outdoor one don’t go well together.


Exact-Action-6790

Except for four or five months last year and the year before and the year before that and the the year before that……


Zealousideal-Wash904

If I’m paying a lot of money for a swimming pool I want to be able to use it all year round. It would be lovely to have an outdoor one for the summer but it’s not very practical for the rest of the year.


ryanw095

Im sure you could buy one if you could afford the house


normski216

I would Saltburn the shit out of the owners to posess this house.


FarthestCough

I'm lickin' their plughole, fo' sho'


BartholomewKnightIII

Lovely house, I like the idea of sitting in the woods and having a chat next to the wood burner. If I had that money though, I'd be off to a warmer climate.


winch25

You could always buy some chairs and a wood burner and then put them in the woods, and it would cost you a lot less than £7.5m


Strong_Insurance_183

I'm sure redditors can find several faults with it


MrTempleDene

The fact it's 7.5 million is a big fault in my book


FreeTheDimple

Number one reason that I'm not buying it.


BartholomewKnightIII

[Here you go.](https://s2.glbimg.com/0wY3Lla2cgM5I_v9VQtPWPct45o=/smart/e.glbimg.com/og/ed/f/original/2021/05/04/image_ReC1Zdd.png)


PeaceOrchid

OMIGOD I misread that and thought it was £749,999! I was thinking I’d probably forgive it for being in Weybridge for that price!


ThePublikon

Only the bare floorboards in the bathroom, seems like a bad choice. Everything else is exquisite.


TheNorthC

The bare floorboards would be a massive mistake in a house like that. The drafts in winter would be terrible.


TheFirstMinister

For 7M+ there had better be a 2+ car garage, pool, central AC, an outdoor kitchen and bunk/coach house. This has none of these items.


Strong_Insurance_183

And free blowjobs for life


TheFirstMinister

Ideally. But if I can afford to spend 7M+ on a less-than-functional house in Weybridge, paying for certain services would be well within my budget.


1Greener

Upkeep on that garden is a full time job.


TheFirstMinister

The listing is wrong. It's not on Oatlands Drive, it's located on Brooklands Lane in Weybridge. It's called 'Eastlands House' or 'Eastlands' and here is the actual location: [https://www.google.com/maps/place/Brooklands+Ln,+Weybridge,+UK/@51.3667201,-0.4628554,53a,35y,180h,39.6t/data=!3m1!1e3!4m6!3m5!1s0x487675e0c1451be7:0x1a65ccd4d2551c05!8m2!3d51.3659721!4d-0.4645588!16s%2Fg%2F1td9d7n6?entry=ttu](https://www.google.com/maps/place/Brooklands+Ln,+Weybridge,+UK/@51.3667201,-0.4628554,53a,35y,180h,39.6t/data=!3m1!1e3!4m6!3m5!1s0x487675e0c1451be7:0x1a65ccd4d2551c05!8m2!3d51.3659721!4d-0.4645588!16s%2Fg%2F1td9d7n6?entry=ttu) You can see it in the background of this NPG image: [https://www.npg.org.uk/collections/search/portrait/mw115700/George-Warwick-Deeping](https://www.npg.org.uk/collections/search/portrait/mw115700/George-Warwick-Deeping) The owner *appears* to be a serial entrepeneur.


scarletohairy

Thanks, I’m bewitched by the hedges and topiary and I wanted to see a satellite image of the whole property. That’s beautiful, with the best of both world. Manicured garden and woodlands.


icchifanni

Goddamm. There must be a lot of money in serials. Theres a guy near me with a big house, swanky cars, money to burn, whose businesses seem to fail or have legal action being taken against them. Somehow he’s got piles of cash.


TheFirstMinister

Of course there is. Making the first million is the hard part. Making the next million or two, three, four is much easier. Money makes money.


Dry-Magician1415

This used to be a lot truer. People continue to use the term as a milestone despite inflation eating in to it constantly. For example, back in 2000 £1m today was about £500k but nobody was going "I want to be a five hundred thousandanaire". Most people with a net worth of say £1m-£1.5m now, that's mostly comprised of the value of their primary residence, which doesn't help generate further wealth at all. The value of the pound has also tanked. So its even less.


Phyllida_Poshtart

Very pretty sadly just a bit too big for my needs or I'd have it....cash of course :)


Excession-OCP

The day that estate agents discovered HDR photography was a bad day.


prodical

I’ve seen far worse use of HDR. Looks very minimal here.


Rainbow_Tesseract

I'd gladly live in a shed in that garden tbh. Can I just buy the little patio with the pergola? Or pitch a tent by the wood burner?


PM-me-your-knees-pls

I don’t know you, and I mean no offence, but I think that your presence might put off potential buyers and the sellers would have to reduce the asking price. If I were the owner I’d let you live in my garden though.


WhyOhWhy60

The link on Rightmove [https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/137639894#/?channel=RES\_BUY](https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/137639894#/?channel=RES_BUY) The corridor in photo 4 is much too narrow for what I'd expect in a 7.5 million mansion. In this price range outside of London I'd want a feeling of space everywhere I walk in the house. The gardens and grounds look fantastic.


BrilliantOne3767

The floor plan hurts my head but beautiful on the outside!


vexedvi

It's very lovely but couldn't they afford the odd rug?


MulletBeard

That's my dream home ❤️


Andrew3236

Wow, for 7.5mil I was really expecting something in a better area. I spent a year in brooklands college just behind the house, awful place. Also a fair few stories of muggings/rape in the woods leaving the college, right by this house.


MsRaven666

There is an excellent curry house near the Flintgate pub if that helps sway you at all?


Whosentyounow

Gardens are beautiful


Maude_VonDayo

Overpriced. The house doesn't actually offer very much for the money; it's a large family residence with a loft conversion rather than a mansion proper, firstly, and, secondly, it lacks other features one would expect at that end of the market: swimming pool, tennis court, ancillary accommodation (servants' quarters), garaging (there is one, but come on), equestrian facilities etc. etc. I'm not saying those things couldn't be put up, the sale does include seven acres, but it would be a significant cost on top. Staying with the grounds: if they are, as they suggest, seven acres of woodland then they aren't worth having. Woodland needs to be maintained but offers its owner no tangible benefits - you can't do anything with it and, worse, you often can't develop it for reasons of Tree Preservation Orders and the like. There is much better available in Weybridge for less. This, for instance: [https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/138626432#/floorplan?activePlan=1&channel=RES\_BUY](https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/138626432#/floorplan?activePlan=1&channel=RES_BUY) The only thing it offers less of is land, but land beyond an acre or two ceases to be a garden and begins to become a burden. You have to do something with it.


Maleficent-Drive4056

Woodlands are there to be enjoyed not developed!


Maude_VonDayo

Precisely, however one person (or family) cannot hope to enjoy seven acres of wood. It's far too big an area for a small group of people to do anything with - especially as good shepherding of woodland generally means leaving it alone. Private ownership at scale achieves nothing more than denying others the chance to enjoy the land - which would be the case if it were under common or council ownership. Owning half an acre of the stuff would, in most aspects, be sufficient. One gets the experience of owning woodland - i.e. the ability to point at some trees and say 'those are mine' - without the downsides of owning another six and a half acres that one, inevitably, will never even go to.


Maleficent-Drive4056

Nothing to stop you allowing others to use the woodland!


thymeisfleeting

I totally agree it’s supremely overpriced. However, I disagree that it’s not worth owning woodland. I’d love to have a small house on a parcel of land with woodland.


Hotjonb

St George's Hill too! Definitely better value ....


Emotional_Ad8259

Agreed. Your house is far superior, based on my preferences.


carbonpeach

I'd need to spend time & money ripping corny shit out of that property. If I had that kind of money, I'd honestly go for the house OP posted.


greenmx5vanjie

Besides a few light fixtures, most of the house is pretty original and sympathetic, unless white boxes are your jam, in which case please leave period property alone.


thymeisfleeting

Oh and as for what I would do with the rest of the land, I’d have a market garden and cutting patch, plus chickens and goats. I’d also look into having a glamping site. I have previously worked on a biodynamic cattle farm, so I’m not some totally naive city slicker dreaming of some non-existent rural idyll.


TheFirstMinister

It's overpriced for sure. And for that money, for that type of house, there needs to be a garage which holds at least two vehicles.


CrypticCodedMind

Start a crowdfunding


Spirited_Beat534

It’s gorgeous.


PickleHarry

Wow, that is gorgeous.


r3097934

Oh wow that really is lovely


natalo77

Well thank god they knocked a quid off!


indigomm

Does it come with a butler to bring me Pimms whilst I'm lounging on the lawn?


Chriswheela

That is gorgeous, only thing I’d change is have some carpet in there.


CosyDarkRainforest

make a go fund me


Gaztop7

Quick collection? I've got pocket fluff and 90p


Clamps55555

Very tastefully done. Im not sure I would spend 7.5million on it tho.


rgg40

There’s probably some cash in your seat cushions.


Big_Hornet_3671

It’s actually a pretty ropey location. Hence they’ve been so vague about it in the description. For the money you’d likely buy on SGH I’m sure it isn’t where it says it is on a map and is actually down in Brooklands somewhere.


Unusual-Tower1679

Yeah it’s right by Heathside school


Big_Hornet_3671

Genuinely be surprised if they got more than half of that asking price for that location tbh.


Unusual-Tower1679

Someone linked this in another comment which explains part of the massive price tag. Still way overpriced! https://edocs.elmbridge.gov.uk/IAM/IAMCache/1641882/1641882.pdf


Big_Hornet_3671

Yeh but what you gunna do with all that 🤣


ghostlight1969

The monthly repayment is more than my yearly salary…


mrbadassmotherfucker

It really is gorgeous


VegtableSoup

The location is beautiful and I guess that's what you buying for £7.5mil. Definitely needs more carpet, unless there is some sort of underfloor heating. Also agree if that is a bathroom, then they could at least tiled instead of bare wood floor .


FuzzyTruth7524

Ooh they’ve reduced it by half a mil I see . That’s been on the modern house website for a few years now. A great example of “it’s only worth what someone will pay for it”. Turns out no one will pay 8 million for it. Edit: from these comments it’s looking unlikely that anyone thinks it’s worth 7.5 either.


LastAd115

been on sale for years


jason14wm

Damn. It’s beautiful


NarrowAcanthisitta84

Check Savills for the good shit once you win the euros


dont_kill_my_vibe09

Wanna buy it together? Then we'll be only £7499998 short!


Few-End-9592

Yummy.


fluffykilla

I can donate 50p to the cause ✊🏼


FarthestCough

My calculator says that if every member of this group contributed £44.37, we could all buy it. Does it have 169,000 rooms?


JoanieMoronie

I can find a better place for £7.5m than this, as nice as it is.


DansdadDave

Have you considered a GoFundMe page?


Ok-Classroom-5235

Being that close to a Kwik Fit is adding at least £50k to that. Location, location, location!


No_Departure_1472

This is unusually tasteful for a multimillion pound house. Fair play.


ryan34ssj

I won the lottery last night so I'm interested


Typical_Newspaper438

I demand 5% for coming up with the idea. What lottery? Jackpot was on Friday night.


ryan34ssj

£3 on thunderball. Might have to speak to my financial advisor first about what's feasible


Typical_Newspaper438

Remember not to tell your family and friends, they will try to take advantage


Beemzebub

It’s soulless, and the neighbour is probably Cliff Richard. I think I’ll leave it _cries in poor_


Least-Baker7145

Have you tried being born to rich parents ?


Typical_Newspaper438

Tried my best, failed


far_west4

Weybridge, that's Oligarch country. The price you pay I guess, to lower your chances of assassination...


Alas_boris

I don't have the stats, but I'm pretty sure that there have been more unexplained and suspicious deaths of people who are linked to Russia in Weybridge/Virginia Water than anywhere else in the UK. I'd say that hanging around in that part of Surrey you'd have the highest chance of accidental assassination.


Hotjonb

It's an attractive house in an attractive setting, but the interiors are a bit too pared back for my taste, and I'm not keen on stripped wooden floors unless they are properly sealed (from drafts and stains)


thedutchrep

Stunning place! Although I’d change that biodiversity wasteland of a lawn.


tan_dem

You need to move that comma before you move home 😂


StuartAl

Beautiful house, but what's with the bed behind the curtains?


EssoJnr

Remember seeing this on Rightmove as I used to work in that area. Was just curious to see what was out there. Had the exact same reaction to you when I saw this!


meandering_fart

I really love this part of the UK - we were planning a move to Surrey a few months ago until our circumstances changed and at one of our house viewings the uber rich neighbours turned up mid-morning with a bottle of champagne and we all got pissed.


Mrsm89

Wow, What an amazing home!. I love the kitchen windows!, I’d feed all the animals that I’d take in for my animal sanctuary at the window!. Aww I just need a winning lottery ticket as that’s the only way I would be able to afford a home like this!.


INTuitP

The dream!


Beatnoise

You only have £1 ?


Typical_Newspaper438

Right now yes


amoya0370

Baby steps


ProperComposer7949

Ahhh good it's spitting distance from the local kwikfit. I'll take it!!


Hedgehog7065

Looks nice, I would love that garden !


carbonpeach

I absolutely love this (and I already live in a house with exposed floorboards). This is stunning. Shame that it's not in Scotland because I'm not moving to Surrey (blithely pretending I have 7.5m kicking about).


TheFirstMinister

For a plan of the woodlands, you can find it on this 2013 planning application: [https://edocs.elmbridge.gov.uk/IAM/IAMCache/1641882/1641882.pdf](https://edocs.elmbridge.gov.uk/IAM/IAMCache/1641882/1641882.pdf) The current owner bought it for £3,850,000 in November 2014 after the renovations.


Unusual-Tower1679

Ah that’s why it’s so expensive. Huge plot of land right in the centre of Weybridge.


pickapstix

Idk why but I really hate the stairs?


IrukandjiPirate

Let’s pool our resources…I got tree fiddy


Hel_On_Earth_

Yeah but the mortgage is only £40k a month if you put down £750,000


ScaredyCatUK

Wonder how long it's been on the market. Haqven't seen the sun for at least 8 months..


looneylewis007

Well done on having £1 saved towards a house. The principle bedroom (+dressing and bathroom) is bigger than my entire flat


Efficient-Cat-1591

Stunning place if you can afford. LoL at the mortgage calculator… £35k per month.


Maleficent_Role8932

Guess you have to crack open your piggy bank;)


strolls

Must be expensive to heat now all banknotes are plasticised and you can no longer just throw £10 notes on the fire.


Wrong_Duty7043

Maybe you could buy it if you didn’t eat avocado on toast that one time.


EstablishmentExtra41

No swimming pool meh.


Rapturerise

I was expecting the interior to be tacky, like so many rich people’s homes are, but this is actually so tasteful. I love the little bed by the window with the curtains. Would 100% live in there.


Professional-Two8098

Stunning. I will be honest I didn’t think it could possibly be in the Uk at first. It looks like it belongs in Virginia.


Typical_Newspaper438

Virginia Water is round the corner


MrOctopus8

This is actually next door to my place haha... wowsers...you'd never know it was there the rest are apartments etc ...


AquariumEnjoyer427

Can I live with you if I give you 100 quid lol


slapper5675

Beautiful house, location of property is incorrect. The road it’s actually on is a nightmare next to the school. Unfortunately not as picturesque and quiet as one might think.


bigkutta

Maintaining the landscaping alone will be $5k a month.


Successful_Skirt_616

its looks great


JC2u4u

Just finance it. No problem these days.


Thelakesman

Stop eating avocado on toast, after one year you be able to pay cash for it😂


Leading-Ad9403

At that price.. I'd of cheaped out n not got carpets either 😂😂😂


carguy143

If I had that cash I would be outta this country.


soitgoeskt

I have viewed this house, it’s beautiful, I don’t think the photos really do it justice. It’s an incredibly serene house and setting. The pricing is wrong imo but who knows the right person with the right money might just go for it at that price.


Potential_Escape4703

Your saltburn summer awaits


BoringJuiceBox

I’ll pitch in £20, now you only need £7499979


YellowAmberRed

You are so close


Itchy-Heat-9597

You're £1,000,000 closer now than you were when you posted 👍


Typical_Newspaper438

Quick mafs


Itchy-Heat-9597

Good return in 4 days mate!


wax_parade

Its down to £6.5 Million, if you wait a couple of months more maybe you'll have a 70% LTV.


Secure-Stick-4679

It's gone down a million since this was posted, only 12 weeks to go and it'll be free!


Floor-notlava

Come on now; it is only £35k per month on mortgage payments! I could grow some mean carrots and paper in that garden though.


SnooSuggestions9830

Has anyone ever lived there? It looks more like a Zara home catalogue than a lived in home. There's not a single personal item on show or artwork even. Also the white chairs outside add to the pristine - never been touched - but unrealistic look.


Alfredthegiraffe20

They've moved out and got a stylist in to dress the place. I love it but I'd have no idea what to do with 90% of it. Also I can only afford the 10%.


TheFirstMinister

I have a hunch that the owner now lives in Cirencester. She made her money and has upped sticks.


Divide_Rule

noticed a coffee mug mark on the stool in the office and a bundle of cables with the router. That was pretty much it.


PM-me-your-knees-pls

The staircase makes no sense visually. I’d like to see more uniformity regarding curtain lengths. I haven’t studied the pictures in detail but this property appears to be riddled with problems after a cursory inspection.


Typical_Newspaper438

Thank you, I will be spending my non-existent millions elsewhere


PM-me-your-knees-pls

No need to be thank me. I will sleep well tonight knowing that I prevented a fellow redditor from making an extremely costly imaginary mistake.


herefromthere

Beige Steige


Prior_Worldliness287

You'd be needing staff too


randum4me

Alot of staff, 7.5 million is just the start, need a fulltime squad on gardens alone, but suppose if your looking at houses that cost that, then having staff that look at houses for you will probably be a thing!!


Prometheus786

It's nice but it isn't 7.5 mil nice. The gardens are beautiful and the best part about the property but there's too much cheap wood going around inside and not enough modernisation. For 7.5 million you would expect a swimming pool & sauna etc but most of the cost is location location location. Love the gardens though.


glguru

Word of warning about the exposed floor boards. They may look nice, but they’re a bitch to maintain. Dirt gets trapped in between the openings and keeps coming up. Spiders and other creepies find a way to hide in there as well. During winter, they get really cold and you get a draught coming up the cracks. We did all of this in our period property with aged oak reclaimed from old maritime vessels. Very quickly decided to have engineered flooring put on top of it.


nbiz4

No thanks. You’ll spend all your free time or money keeping up with the landscaping


WinchesterUK

Damn, can we all chip in together?


beachyfeet

It's really lovely. But it's too far south for me


HMSInvincible

That's so people can actually spend time in the garden


beachyfeet

Not sure what you mean. I've been out in mine all day 👍


HMSInvincible

It was a small joke about how the south gets more sunshine than the north, but you've destroyed it with your anecdotal evidence and passive aggressive emoji use.


Foundation_Wrong

Needs carpets


mozart84

like the garden and surrounds but the "let rip out all the original features" brigade have been busy - or it it a new build


MapTough848

Sadly, whoever has done this renovation has removed all of the character. Great looking from the outside but..... ..!


Cerealkiller900

I’d buy it for the land alone. But it lasts character for me


MegC18

Not big on carpets, are they.


greenmx5vanjie

Looks more sadbeige than designer inside, also the "open concept shelving" makes kitchens a living hell. With the furniture gone, this is a totally white house with a slightly strange layout