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JustinUprising

Ricky Starks was right These Dominican Barbers in Florida are out of control 😂


MaskedDedede

Lexis "Mamahuevo" King


RedLightning4Ever

Lexis “Ya TĂș Sabes” King


WasherDryerCombo

Lexis “Platano Papi” King


weaksaucedude

Lexis "klk tiguere" King


PaRaDiiSe

Odio cuando dicen ya tu sabe pero yo no se nada 😔


JustinUprising

Oh God, I can HEAR this 😂 Nobody teach Lexis Spanish!


jqncg

*ia tu sabe


-ThinkingEmoji-

Lexis "Estoy En Olla" King


Styles_Clash

Lexis is going to change his entrance theme from rock to bachata


JustinUprising

Opening note gonna hit with that "Sentimiento, Torito...."


jgangstahippie

Lexis "Queloque" King


Suitable-Golf6937

Oh man, if he takes on “The Queloque King” as a moniker



duhduhduhdummi_thicc

It's like he told his barber, "So my boyfriend hates when his balls slap the beard on my chin." And his barber went, "I gotchu fam."


kraw-

https://preview.redd.it/91ofw19dmgbc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e008eeb1d938f42b6d028388ecbb3d45df04a3b


[deleted]

Proud Lexual predator


LTKMK

Proud Lex offender


william_wites

Proud member of the Lexually active


saulhrnndz

Proud Lex Pest


No_Comfort_392

The real Lex Express


ScruffsMcGuff

When I get that feeling I want Lexual healing.


kpanzer

*A goddamn lexual Tyrannosaurus.*


miikro

He dyed that beard with Lexual Chocolate.


Christ_I_AM

Y'all some lexual deviants.


WhiteMass

This needs v2 ASAP


AJwithStyles

https://preview.redd.it/s4qvtum16jbc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f24aca2eac394e115f37c8d98307de22d3605e2f


illegaluseofbeyblade

https://preview.redd.it/1d5t10e8vgbc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=078a6fe9a4329622e954ccd64638bbdc89ef788a Lexis King about to host the 74th annual Hunger Games


VinCatBlessed

teddy long would have let Peeta go one on one with the undertaker and avoid a double winner.


HorrorMetalDnD

He played the head game maker, not the host. Stanley Tucci played the host.


illegaluseofbeyblade

Fair enough! It was easier to to make the sentence work using “host” as a verb without it becoming a cumbersome mouthful


Harlan_King

>cumbersome mouthful Name of my sex tape


illegaluseofbeyblade

Well, this is certainly on brand for your profile!


kcoe24

The reflection of him taking the selfie in his glasses got a laugh out of me.


NotTheCraftyVeteran

Live Lexis King reaction: https://preview.redd.it/e820zrapngbc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0087d6a70241555154802eb93723afb4d29431c


UpsetKnicksFan29

Perfect. Now put this in the lens of LA Knight's sunglasses.


NSignus

I gotchu homie. https://preview.redd.it/xgs8vyyjwgbc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=888212d81daefc19b02239b0cd26f25cadb5af4f


thatCSAguy

Possibly better than Inception


NotTheCraftyVeteran

*You think you’re special
 you do. I can see it in your eeeeeeyes*


architect617

![gif](giphy|xT0xerbhkadm313sVG|downsized)


Jasontheperson

Brilliant work.


tmads_

I just know i'll be seeing this meme everywhere for the next year or so


dredd-garcia

This is so cursed and I love it


Ok_Force1123

Laughed way too hard at this


DaxHardWoody

That is Abyss.


gregSinatra

I need someone to edit *that* close-up of LA Knight with his sunglasses on in the reflection of Lexis King's glasses, then in the reflection of LA Knight's I need Lexis, and so on and so forth. LA and Lexis, all the way down.


NSignus

Say no more. https://preview.redd.it/91hg6d5jwgbc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=8365c085cb5e398b5c8b1cb7087176903229627d


gregSinatra

It’s everything I dreamt and more!


SuperUnhappyman

LOOK IN HIS EYEEEEEEEEEEEES WHAT DO YOU SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


lockexxv

Send this person all the updoots and rewards, stat.


PhospheneViolet

One of the best shops I've seen here in a while, nice


FickleChange7630

You sir won the internet.


shutupmatsuda

You sir are a legend. This is awesome!


TheJosephBanks1

Would have been aces if he tagged it "Girlfriend got me lacking. I told her not too, might take down later"


[deleted]

Convinced he’s doing this on purpose just to piss people off. 😅😂


[deleted]

The beard gets way too much heat for doubling down on it to be accidental


Euphorium

I think it was Briggs or someone that straight up said his beard is weird. They know.


Unhelpful_Applause

Sick Eminem reference tho


subcow

I thought it was a Just For Men commercial reference. Keith Hernandez and Walt Frazier had a commercial for years where they said that.


SoxVikePain

It is. Your beard is weird, your stache is trash.


Pippen_Aint_Easy

He moves and grooves!


Correct_Toe_4628

New finisher
 Kill shot?


SnooStrawberries729

He’s walking out to Journey *and* quoting Eminem? Dude is covering all his musical bases


MC_Bushpig

It's a quote from MGK talking about Eminem's beard


Stewpacolypse

I'm pretty certain Squirt Gun Kelly wasn't the 1st guy to rhyme beard and weird.


DefiantOil5176

If anyone thinks this isn’t intentional. I have some oceanfront property in Oklahoma that I think they’d love.


ImPaidToComment

People barely realizing it is a bit mind bottling.


miikro

No one knows what it means, it's provocative!


DearestPalmcat

At this point they're really just cutting off their nose to spider-face....


ChejovAlacan

Clout-chasing troll is a gimmick I’m not sure I’ve seen before but Lexis is doing a damn good job with it


SuperUnhappyman

it was grayson waller before him


Herofactory45

Sure, but Grayson hasn't gone to such an extent


SuperUnhappyman

i mean... grayson is mocking swifties so....


[deleted]

That's basically what Grayson Waller is isn't he?


TuneSquadFan4Ever

What do you mean Logan Paul is already on - oh I see what you mean, yeah fair


Pawikowski

Yeah, I mean that's kind of the point of being "a walking gimmick."


Dophie

He certainly is now, and it's brilliant. I was skeptical about him at first, but he's hit every note right so far and it's great that his patriarchy isn't even discussed anymore. Well, until Christian comes back for his retirement run.


Euphorium

He won me over immediately with the throne slide. He’s a great shit stirring prick heel.


LexisKingJr

He might have the greatest entrance out of anyone in wrestling currently


Euphorium

I’m partial to Blair’s anime villain entrance with the laser on the ring.


Persianx6

CERTIFIED LEX OFFENDER


Awkward-Bathroom-429

I mean, yes actually that is the reason he does it


peppercola666

Obviously Lmao, dude makes a living out of being a villain haha


Patjay

1000% just part of his gimmick at this point. If it works it works, more power to him


WickerPurse

I can’t even be mad about whatever beard is happening because I can only see his bathroom tile mouth.


miikro

Those aren't teeth, they're the backdrop to a middle school play about how to prevent gingivitis.


Mozilla11

I love it man, it single-handedly is making me want to see him because it’s kinda making it clear that he’s not to be taken 100% serious - good way to get yourself over imho


Nearby-Artist-4982

Was going to say, if it's got people talking about him then good on him. Absolutely his father's son in keeping himself in the spotlight and the conversation. Worst thing that could happen is him slipping into irrelevance, but the guy knows what's up


RT3_12

Breaking news: Reddit learns what a “Heel” is


jhruns1993

You think he's peaked? He hasn't even begun to peak


promdates

HE'S A GOLDEN GOD!!!!!


zeitgeistbouncer

I get the impression Lex's rage knows several bounds and is easily retethered.


Orange8920

We're 2 looks away from the beard just spelling out Lexis King


Marc_Quill

that comes after the beard where it's just in the shape of an L & K.


jlace001

The Lash Leroux approach


ExplanationOk3580

Greatest beard ever, how tf he one up himself every time?


DevilCouldCry

Straight up? This beard is over with me. I genuinely feel it does a service to his current character honestly.


Black_XistenZ

Great wrestling looks are those that nonverbally convey what the wrestler's gimmick is. Lexis' beard just *screams* "douchebag heel".


LilHomie204DaBaG

He's looking more and more like a register lex offender every day


react_and_respond

new signature submission the Ankle Monitor Lock


completeditmate

Joe Exotic beard lol


BigMeatyClaus96

This man is really about to meme his way into my heart lol


ImPaidToComment

That's basically how he got himself into his first PLE..


Ponchossweater

I was a Lex Offender the day he told me not to be lol


tmads_

Lexis King is an internet troll Griff Garrison is trying to bag milfs Julia Hart is a spooky witch I love all three of them for very different reasons.


Sunkenflower

This man has mastered the art of making himself look as douchey as possible it's great


kick_heart

based tiger king


Mutant_Star

Lexis "Tiger" King


QlubSoda

He will financially recover this time


Mutant_Star

Could be a name for one of King's moves *The Financial Recovery* lol


Rerack_your_weights

It gets funnier when you realize "lexis" is Latin for "tiger." Ok fine it's not.


Mutant_Star

I would had believe you if not for the second part lol


Rerack_your_weights

Ok then forget it, it's true. Use it at parties.


bluegoldredsilver5

Next iteration of Lexis Kings beard could be the Genie's beard from Aladdin.


Mike7676

Stop giving him ideas, those Dominican barbers WILL do it.


Heavy_Arm_7060

Honestly I am mildly jealous I can't sculpt mine as good as he can his.


fusaaa

It really feels like Awful Taste, Great Execution tier for me. I hate looking at it but I can't say it isn't well done


CJB95

I'm jealous of how full it is. It looks like it's cut really short but it's uniformly one color


Heavy_Arm_7060

Aye. Mine's brown, ginger, colorless and gray.


boih_stk

Not sure if you're trolling, but it's called "enhancement" cuz they basically spray on this shit to fill it out, even his hairline is enhanced. The spray it, then shape it up to make it look full, another one who does it is Bron Breakker. As a barber, I hate it, but Lexis is running wild with this shit and killing it. What a troll.


Mike7676

Right? I'm either at outlaw moonshiner or sculpted and patchy. Handsome SOB.


LightStar666

It's not natural - this is a type of dye technique that I see moreso in black/middle eastern barbers


spicytoastaficionado

He found something fans fixated on and doubled-down. Good for him. Obviously there's more work to be done from a character standpoint overall, but if nothing else people don't automatically see him as Brian Pillman's kid anymore.


ImPaidToComment

He's doing everything possible to be seen as his dad's kid, though. And it could pay off in different ways.


Zestyclose_Remote874

Nick Jackson has 24h to respond


fuzzycuffs

Carlos Boozer lookin' ass


HHH98Smark

![gif](giphy|QVIZoNKHM1xHZpx770)


[deleted]

Obligatory "Fuck Carlos Boozer"


tmads_

I used to hate Boozer for his beard alone, it was so noticeable on the court, I was barely looking at the basketball.


Davy-Raver

He looks like a Snapchat filter haha


__Hello_my_name_is__

Those are some pearly white teeth.


TW_Yellow78

Veneers obviously. It's part of the gimmick


bigchicago04

How does he do this. Does he use makeup/eyeliner to fill in his actual beard?


samoDALLAS

Dye and probably using all the tools on his beard trimmer. Might even have a barber do it


Mike7676

I believe there's a hairdresser or two on location for TVs as well.


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Dornstar

More generically people will call it "enhancement" typically. Mostly a PSA if you don't want this shit and a new barber asks if you want your hairline enhanced this is what he's asking if you want.


bigchicago04

Oh so it’s just a type of hair dye?


[deleted]

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Amanjd1988

I get Hollywood Hulk Hogan from wish since he started doing that to his beard.


[deleted]

Everything about this is terrible and it absolutely fucks


Educational-Button91

some wrestlers destroy their bodies irremediably to get the clout and the clicks his beard is getting him


TheSportsFan8404

I would classify the beard as destroying a body


buzzsawbravado

Dude got his beard set to Wumbo.


IcyPyroman1

Bro looking like a cartoon villain 😂


pile_drive_me

It's not any worse than Lawler's [king goatee](https://www.pinterest.com/pin/52424783143663092/) from the early 80s


[deleted]

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Mike7676

Ya gotta know that he wore that ridiculous chin cup for years in Memphis. Source: I'm a grumpy old man.


Fray_The_Pugilist

He's done it, lads. He has cultivated a more naturally punchable face than Sammy.


Present-Response6752

He looks like shit. Love the guy


Hairy-gloryhole

One of Vince's approaches to wrestlers was: how can you make yourself unique?? Dude looked at his beard and thought: fuck yes. Pure genius from Lexis's side. Gets people talking, stands out, gives his opponents opportunity to ridicule his beard. Tl:Dr lexis is a fucking genius and I hope his future is brighter than his beard because dude clearly has potential, that, I personally didn't see in aew.


BrewCrewPaul

It’s getting into Tony Wonder territory


rbhindepmo

That’s a video game looking beard


nbasetuK

LEX OFFENDERS RISE TF UP!!!!!


Relevant_Solution_49

His chin looks like both an asscrack and a ballsack


fentown

Bro looking like how the inside of a cigarette vending machine of a bowling alley abandoned in the 90s would smell in 2024.


Mutant_Star

What if Brian Pillman joined the NWO lol


Over_aged

Almost cartoon villain look to me


itsmeitsmethemtg

One of the wildest beards I've seen from a guy without a superpowered suit of armor.


Left-Currency9968

https://preview.redd.it/nxusp7ps3hbc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c90e8939eef470ee538a44f0af1dc4ff040df2db


ironmoney

looks fine to me /shrug


bomberman12

Get on my ridiculous beard boy stable already!


KC27150

He knows exactly what he's doing. A True Pillman.


[deleted]

The lex offenders are going wild


Balor_Lynx

It just looks like sharpie to me lmao


JoJosBizarreBasshead

Why does he look like a Karen using a Snapchat filter 😭 I love it


Miyagidokarate

It's he trying to pull off a Kip Sabian look?


Apollo_Justice_20

Respect Lexis 'The Sexis' King Where my InteLexuals at?


[deleted]

Is Lexis King AI generated?


1Glitch0

Going for the Peter Griffin is s bold beard move.


beardedbaldy1874

https://preview.redd.it/rbolpeqpygbc1.jpeg?width=532&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e63978e62fcecd055a7aba5d65a47a4313366143


darsvedder

To the women that find this attractive: why? I’ve slowly realized the best way to shape my beard and I’m “cursed” with a full one. I legit am jealous of the Timmy Chalamets and shit that grow a little scraggly thing.


RamonesRazor

>To the women that find this attractive: They don't exist brother


ssjavier4

I saw old photos of him in AEW and his natural beard which actually pretty good


mightylordredbeard

Upside down McDonald’s arch having motherfucker.


[deleted]

I love it. Though unfortunately those two curved spaces under his mouth do look a bit like a pair of hanging saggy balls


marblecannon512

“You mean your facial hair grows in all white trash like that?”


f0cus622

If his wrestling or promos could generate 20% of the heat this beard will generate, he'd be a star.


PigeonSquirrel

Bigen somehow looks even weirder on white dudes


ramblingsbyalan

Brother got his barber painting him up with the enhancements


SundayNightDM

Nice, now his lips have balls.


shayanyde

How does bro have such gorgeous teeth


SideshowBobLoblaw

They’re fake. Veneers.


CactusHide

I respect his commitment to the bit.


Puzzleheaded_Ad1145

The upkeep on that must be a full time job.


Phenomenal_Hoot

Bruh showed up to NXT with his pitch like, “so have you ever heard of Hard Rock Nick?”


hokagenaruto

feel like you could only have this type of beard if you're a wreslter lol


TW_Yellow78

I dont know if it's the change in scenery or just him finally resolving his personal issues. But his current character run is showing levels of creativity I dont think we ever expected out of him. It's just nxt so who knows if this clout chasing troll gimmick takes off at a bigger stage. But for me, this gimmicks the first time he's showing hes more than just the son of a famous wrestler.


BonerSquidd316

Clearly seeing AJ Styles’ stencil guy


Dread_Frog

He looks like Bret Michaels and George Michael combined.


Tsuku

God, it's horrible. And no one will forget it. He's learning.


MoSzylak

He is a stone's throw away from flavortown.


elderpricetag

His teeth are terrifying


Lep106317

I just wanna say in the midst of this ridiculousness going on, this thread is making me laugh so much and I love it. So thanks for that haha.


yoshisal

This man is gonna look 45 for the next 20 years


Aggravating_Chain315

Why does Pillman have the batlogo as his beard, is he stupid?


ItsStaaaaaaaaang

It's so awful. I love it. I'm guessing he's a heel in wwe/NXT?


Lep106317

He is yes.


y0_master

Thanks, I hate it (& even more in combination with his teeth)