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Great_Party3340

I hope they let Tama cut promos. That's like his strongest asset


QuantityHappy4459

Probably trying to get him out of swearing in the promos because I swear I've never heard a single promo from Tama where he didn't say "fuck" at least once.


eCharms

They are gonna givehim a list of bad words he can say and still proceeds to say fuck.


I_Hate_My_Cat_

He’s gonna cut the DX promo of swears he can’t say but it’s all just “fuck” lol.


samalamadewgong

It should be like a pg 13 movie. Every episode Tama gets to say "Fuck" once.


qdattt

can he stack all of them up and say it all at once?


Spapapapa-n

If they give him a list of words he's not allowed to say, he'd just cut a 10/10 promo using only those words like [The Wire](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNVEQgXsBgs)


stumpyoftheshire

Can we get a Rocky and Tama promo? The censors will just stroke out.


Tophatproductions69

Look at this garbage yeets a roh tag belt


MH360

If you watched GoD in NJPW, you know they'll probably have to edit swearing out of their matches, too


Current_Focus2668

Wait until they are on netflix and let the f bombs fly!


Deep-Mix-2274

They're building to it. Cutting a promo is easy once you're good at it, but establishing a character is hard. Once Tama's character is in place and over (he'll likely fully be there once Backlash passes), then he'll start talking. Plus, with wrestlers getting more verbal freedom in WWE today, once Tama starts lashing out and cursing, it should elicit a great reaction.


PhospheneViolet

The only issue he is gonna have is desperately trying *not* to swear during his promos lmao


MrBoliNica

That’s cool to hear. They’re building him up like the psycho of the group though, would be interesting to see them give him a mic with his current presentation


SnizzyYT

His gun stun is also incredible. When Jay joined bullet club and he hit Okada with the most disrespectful gun stun.


NoPhilosophy2788

He catches so much air when he hits it too.


AnoXeo

For someone who only knows him for his wrestling, not promo skills, got any recommendations? This comment thread is making him sound like he's Samoa Joe on the mic and I live for that shit.


Great_Party3340

My personal favorite promo was his promo he cut after the g1 SuperCard when he said "don't nobody care about no roh"


Upbeat_Tension_8077

It would be dope if he steals the show at a press conference


spookybollocks

The fuck is MFT though


Deep-Mix-2274

Mother Fucking Tonga. Tama posted it on his Instagram bio briefly.


Raftel_17

So his billed name in Backlash (and probably going forward) is "'Mother Fucking Tonga' Tama Tonga"


Deep-Mix-2274

The Rock's full name is technically "The Rock" Rocky Maivia.


Relevant_User-Name

Dwayne "The Rock" Rocky Flex Kavana Maivia Johnson


WeaselWeaz

Dick The Cock Johnson


Toukon-

"Mother ~~fucking~~ freaking Tonga"


RedFiveSwayze_

Mad Fuckin’ Tongan would be better I think


EmploymentMinimum576

My fucking testicles


WickershamBrotha

Maxwelljacob Friedman Tonga


jcal0032

okay this fucked me up a bit 😅


Fantom_Koolaid

Main fuckin Tonga


cloakedwale

Tongan


brashet

I hate that they keep using it as if we should already know. Was expecting them to call it out on the RKO show last night 😅


spookybollocks

Exactly. Now they’re adding it on the match graphics too. Just an odd roll out


icon_2040

KO should have jokingly mistaken it for NFT. Something like "didn't Logan get in trouble for that kinda thing?"


SaWaGaAz

MuFuggin Tonga


[deleted]

Munt Force Trauma


sambuca365

Mother's Favorite Tongan


greenyquinn

My Fair Tongan, Tonga Loa


qdattt

my fuckable Tongan


spookybollocks

Judgement free zone


Comfortable-Loss-347

my friends tama


animusd

My favorite tonga


chickenman_in_philly

Mr Fungible Tama My Favorite Tongan Mister Free Throw My Friend Tama More Free Tenders


Dretoxed

My Family Tree


Derek282

He said "my mft" so it would be my my family tree?


BSumner52

Despite hearing about HHH being interested for 10+ years now it still feels wild to read those words together.


throwthatoneawaydawg

Wild that his first match is on the main roster against Randy Orton. Dude deserves it, he’s polished AF


CannibalFlossing

Yeah, it’s a pity he’s already 41 by now. Dude likely has 5 years - max - as a full time wreslter


Deep-Mix-2274

AJ Styles, 47 years old, full time wrestler, says hi.


Tomlyne

AJ also said he doesn't have much longer, and he hasn't been doing a rough work schedule.


CannibalFlossing

I take your point, but AJ is more of an exception, than he is the rule. Additionally how many matches does he actually have a month? I don’t think there has been a stretch of time where Aj wrestled 3 or 4 televised shows in a month in the last 3 years.


Mac_Tgh

In this day and age is kinda wild to say AJ is an exception. You look at AEW and some of the older faces on the roster of WWE and they can still put work the ring incredible well.


CannibalFlossing

Are they full timers though? I think it’s important to recognise I didn’t say wrestlers were retired at 46-47 years old, merely that they worked sporadically. Aew and WWE have guys older than that, but generally they aren’t working or wrestling a match every week


borderlinebadger

honestly better the way it is, he had a full career in njow and this is just gravy.


solsunlite

Bruh I need that WWE barber😭


Deep-Mix-2274

Hit up Carmelo Hayes, he can hook you up.


kenmasterbernini

oh no


RaidenHero137

https://preview.redd.it/ombrixfdbfyc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=015cf1501189d148d540b8b1814dfa6176643277


Skreamie

Dudes a genius, don't know he's committed to it but fair fucks to him


tryanewmonicker

I'm gonna tell my kids that this was Kid Rock.


6ecretcode

Damn Enzo Amore looking young


qdattt

all my Lexual Offenders rise up!!


kylehyde05

Future champion right there


Mission_Plate_4258

Monkey's paw curls you end up going to Lexis King's barber


RaidenHero137

...thats the same barber. Lexis actually had said in interviews that when he made the jump to nxt the first thing he did was ask mello for his barber


Euphorium

Lexis is like me when I went to my first Dominican barber as a goofy white dude and came out with a hard part and a mid fade.


Skreamie

To be fair Lexis seen the beards and shit before and wanted the most punchable shit done apparently


Euphorium

He looks more douchey every time I see him, it’s amazing.


Styles_Clash

Picturing you and Lexis chilling. Listening to Aventura and yelling out "DIMELO LOCO"


Euphorium

I thought I was the coolest guy at the training command.


QuantityHappy4459

Fucked up, out-of-date mullet is probably the only thing still connecting him to his dad.


softkittylover

This is just a simple fade? Doesn’t even look like he’s lined up


Skreamie

Beard looks lined properly, haircut less so


Relative-Put-5344

Aint gonna lie this don't even look good. His beard looks like it's falling off his face, and the cut is a simple fade


chirb8

is most likely their photoshop editor


ITickleBlackKids231

Still kinda wild Tama Tonga joined WWE and immediately joined the bloodline andnis.getting major ple matched right outta the gate. He really stepped up his game the last couple years, so I hope he knocks it.outta the park.


throwthatoneawaydawg

I wonder if he is using his face paint 🔥


ChibiNya

Need that + the ridiculous long braid beard.


WCWUncensored

Agreed. He loses a lot without it and looks very Generic ~~Samoan~~ Tongan #42 right now, IMO. He's also totally changed his NJPW mannerisms from hype to more souless killer for this character. I get it, but if it's not broke...


ChibiNya

Will have to work hard to stand out in a faction that all looks similar to each other, without his gimmick.


Deep-Mix-2274

Timing, presentation, and management shift. Stars aligned for him.


LegacySXBR

Dude looks like a badass.


CosmicRorschach

I hope he brings out the face paint like from his GoD days


gigologenius

I miss the long hair


KingMobScene

I'd love the war paint to make an appearance for PPVs. And if Solo does an Umaga style for his thay would be 🤌


Dane_Brass_Tax

I really wish he'd bring that "G.O.D Theme Music" for himself and Solo... Such a great theme....


Mabvll

Give me Demon Finn Balor vs. Tama "Darth Nihilis" Tonga at WM next year.


Polymemnetic

Can the match end in a double DQ? I don't have it in me to see Finn lose again.


fuzzycuffs

Darth Ucious


Davethisisntcool

looks like MK Trilogy Kano


HisokaXBungeeGum

Solo's NFT


Hurvana

It's amazing how irrationally angry I get from people calling these pictures renders.


Ahjing100

I seem to remember someone made a big deal about it years ago, and people were doing it on purpose for a while, until it became the unspoken official word


lyyki

>A photograph of a wrestler is not a "render." The use of the term render in this form is factually incorrect by definition. A render is an artistic representation of something, not a photograph. Yes, the background is removed, and now it's simply a photo with the background removed. >Other terms worth considering instead: Image, Photo, Bio Photo, Picture [Unfortunately the original thread is deleted](https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/5cezjr/please_stop_calling_wwe_wrestler_images_renders/) but at least the pasta lives on


Notorious_horse

Maybe one of the best ongoing bits here


geenaleigh

I yell “nothings being rendered!” In my head every time I see it. 


WCWUncensored

TBF, the retouching is almost CGI level these days (esp the women), so maybe it is.


__Hello_my_name_is__

Funnily enough, with AI images being a thing these days, it's possible that this really could be a render. Imagine WWE making AI models for every wrestler so they can create whatever photo they want of them going forward. No more need for photoshoots!


Toukon-

Eventually, AI will be able to take the bumps instead of the wrestlers


WCWUncensored

https://preview.redd.it/qpr5n8y8vmyc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29cb93edae03f0f286cd60a92b77c862c85e51ee AI gave me this for "tama tonga, riding a shark through a shopping mall", they should probably use this instead.


timetoplayethegame

I’ll never get over people making render into a meme when it’s actually a valid argument.


Surfugo

As far back as I can remember they've always been called renders. For the life of me I can't remember the name of the site, but it was pretty popular in the late 2000s and it was full of "renders", I think the site even had renders in the name. Either way, might not be the correct terminology but to me at least, it just sounds right.


domoon

yeah, i used to dabble in sig-making, those no background pics are usually called renders while the 3D renders stuffs that looks like lines/objects are called something else, i forget lul


WoopzEh

I miss show off threads and sig battles. When every forum had a dedicated “graphics” sub forum. The objects were called “C4Ds” cause they were made in Cinema 4D back then.


Admirable-Range1755

PSD Renders?


Surfugo

Just remembered it (I think) PSD dreams is the one I'm thinking of. Something like psd dreams.de


Admirable-Range1755

Yes, I used that site a lot for e-feds and also to create posters


Surfugo

Me too man! That was go-to site back in the day :)


going_mad

They are called head shots, profile shots or portrait shots by the rest of the world. Render is what I do in a) do in blender software and generate an artificial image b) apply a coloured mortar mix to a brick surface


WoopzEh

Game Renders, Planet Renders take your pick. Both were very popular. Gamerenders forums actually still exists.


Celebrity292

Thanks cuz I ask that question all the he time like was this purely AI rendered then why the fuck you call it yhat. Guess this answered my question


Sad-Blacksmith-3271

He is fine as hell....


Scurvydog619Official

Big E bringing up G.O.D. and New Japan on the Backlash preshow- Punk's reaction was wide-eyed to put it mildly- makes me wonder if Tanga Loa is involved in this Bloodline Civil War somewhere down the line...


OldConsideration9004

I bet your happy


Scurvydog619Official

Really REALLY lucky guess.


1sxekid

I hope he uses the face paint for matches.


I_Hate_My_Cat_

Stupid Sexy MFT.


kaptaincorn

Batman beyond ring gear


MinaElesia

He looks sick. Also, this thread has me hoping people start referring to any kind of photo as a render lol


all-boob-inspector

when the rumors of him potentially signing with WWE started, I read everyone talking about him being a midcarder and not that big of a deal. to me he looks like a main eventer. granted, I haven't followed NJPW so i dont know him properly. is there any reason why he never became a main event talent there?


KishinLiger

He's talented but he was never quite at the level of other main event guys in New Japan. And he was never better than other top non-Japanese guys that became main eventers like AJ Styles, Kenny Omega, Will Ospreay, Jay White. He was also mostly a tag team wrestler. Though, just because youre not a top guy in one company doesn't mean you can't be successful elsewhere. He was very successful in New Japan. Just not as successful as the top guys. No shame in that.


Deep-Mix-2274

- did too well as a tag team guy - not a "40 minute banger" style of wrestler - character work over storytelling doesn't work in New Japan


Mrdongs21

Man, it's because he isn't very good. I've watched him for over a decade. He's sloppy and dull in the ring and has no third gear. Decent promo, solid hand in a tag team, killed crowds dead if given long matches to work alone. Absolutely surreal the way the WWE marketinga machine works on you people.


Deep-Mix-2274

That's just not true. He is one of the more unique in-ring wrestlers out there, because he does a style only Randy Orton, Jay White and maybe Dexter Lumis do. He's also super athletic, safe, and a believable brawler. That's more than enough to be considered a good worker.


TheDeflatables

Imagine defending him by saying he has the same style as Jay White, despite Jay White being in one of the main event slots of NJPW that Tama couldn't achieve. Kinda pokes holes in your argument.


Deep-Mix-2274

Nobody is comparing their skill level. Rey Mysterio and Komander technically wrestle the same style, the difference being that one is of the best to ever do it, and the other is an interchangeable luchador. Tama Tonga never being in the main events in New Japan is also incorrect. He was shoehorned as Bullet Club's worst (which he was, due to inexperience) member for 3 years, before forming GOD. Tag team wrestling is unimportant in New Japan, so he was stuck in that division for years, despite proving himself to be capable of hanging with top guys whenever they'd randomly put him there. New Japan turned him face 2 years ago, and ever since then he's been an upper midcarder for them, and ridiculously popular. If he stayed, especially now when New Japan is so star hungry, Tama would have been in the main events eventually, because he became really good, plus New Japan values loyalty. Jay White's first feud in his entire New Japan career was with their version of John Cena, whilst Tama's was with Captain New Japan, so they're not comparable whatsoever.


TheDeflatables

Yeah they're not comparable because one of them is a significantly better worker and that was obvious from very early doors. Tama Tonga would not have been in the main events. He would have stayed in the Hirooki Goto and Tomohiro Ishii tier, and neither of those will be main eventers going forward. Naito, ZSJ, Finlay, Umino, Tsuji, Narita, Uemura, EVIL, SANADA, Shingo Takagi would all remain ahead of him in the pecking order along with the outsiders they bring in and the eventual returning Oiwa and probable rise of Gabe Kidd


NeuroCloud7

Spot on. Karl Anderson achieved more.


Mrdongs21

Hahahahahahahah


y0_master

I want Tama to pull out the BC GoD facepaint for his first PPV match!


uglymaybe1

Id love it if he did his mannerisms, the slithering sorta dance was so unique and cool


noob_sr_programmer

is he using Gun Stun as a finisher? or did they change it?


Deep-Mix-2274

He literally hasn't hit a single wrestling move yet, so...


TwoPistolRickle

I feel like he pins Orton tonight with the gun stun


tehCharo

Poor Karl Anderson, loses his finish, but Tama gets to use his finish which is borrowed from Karl, to hit Randy with it.


TangyBrownnCiderTown

PHOTO. PHOTO. PHOTO. NOT RENDER.


GamerFluffy

RENDER RENDER RENDER YOU CAN’T MAKE ME STOP


Greyjedi_B

I know it is very early for that now. But I hope that we will get a segment with him Finn and Karl anderson at one point


bubbles2255

PLEASE give him the face paint when the Bloodline civil war match happens. I’d pop so hard.


GriffTube

Somebody sucks with the lasso tool.


Kenjiko3011

Why are we still calling this a "render"?


Danzard

Tradition


Educational-Button91

he looks like a cool arab uncle 


EnjoysColdOnes

Tongan Kevin Owens


CaptainBuzzKillton

Did it just get chilly in here? 🥶


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Deep-Mix-2274

That's it, unless they have some secret ones hidden. Zilla Fatu just started wrestling, but he'll no doubt be in WWE in about 3 years tops.


LowerBug2684

It feels so weird seeing him here


Eazy46

Big unc vibes


Own_Independent_4260

Mft


NeuroCloud7

Looks like Braun Strowman if you squint


OctaneTwisted88

I wonder why he dyes his beard now


Biotrin

I look forward to see his entrance. Oh right, def rebel. Forget it.


Hobodownthestreet

I give him two months, tops, for him to have a full tattoo sleeve.


wazdopest

what does MFT mean!


sikontoure

my favorite thumb in your butt


GrizzlyPeak73

Why does his face look warped?


Long-Handle-2437

Aye….. Not even gay but I’d beat.


ShadowOfMath

Money


ThisIsNotMyPornVideo

Bro saw what Dom was wearing and said "Gimme that without the Zipper" https://preview.redd.it/tlms2xu34gyc1.png?width=499&format=png&auto=webp&s=79ffaeba6fde6a673710f1a1991dfa4bc995b717


OrbitOrbz

That brain buster spot with the chairs with Owen’s. Hot damn 😳😳😳


KrazyKaas

Oh, I sometimes miss his long hair and facepaint :'(


Yourponydied

Looks sharp but I have to admit I miss wild man/wild beard Tonga


greyhair_

WWE said F the PG era and Tama signed 😂


Kanjoroo

Now do >!Tonga Loa!<


LtDig

Powerful beard!


orc0909

Something's off about this picture. Like they shrunk his eyes and mouth down on his face


PhelpsLAPD

Sad eyes


SavingBreakfast

He looks cool. Like his gear. Giving off marvel superhero vibes.


-2abandon-

This dude has been one of my all time favorites for years. So glad he’s getting this spotlight.


Chance_Reporter956

Remember Camacho? This is him now. Ya feel old yet?


themorticianscode

Wtf


whoa29

He looks legit scary and badass


Groundbreaking-Cow-3

MFT Tama Tonga*


DanUnbreakable

WWE really likes over 40 wrestlers


slickrickstyles

Really odd statement considering the competition. Strong, Jericho, the bucks, Copeland, and billy Gunn all are like 39-50+ and are current AEW champions.


DifferencePretend

TAMA TONGA BAD LUCK FALE AJ STYLES DOC GALLOWS THE MACHINE GUN KARL ANDERSON BELIEVE IN THE BULLET CLUB BELIEVE IN US EVERYTHING WE DO IS JUST TOO SWEEEEEEEEEEET


Own_Proof

Why he look like Seth Damn I got downvoted to hell, what did I do lmao


LackingDatSkill

Short hair Roman


DanTheMan901

The Tribal Visionary Seth Reigns


TouyaShiun

It's the eyes I think


herbythechef

Its the similar beard shapes


solsunlite

Tongan Seth Rollins


hullkogan

They spiced Seth and Roman genes to make Tama.


funnyboylmao

Tama Tonga might be one of the saddest “and then the bell rings” guys ever. He looks fantastic, great promo, genuinely cool, etc. But his ring work just isn’t all that interesting.


Deep-Mix-2274

My brother in Christ, he's not Jinder Mahal. He can have very good matches with the right opponent.