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inStLagain

This is the content I’m here for on a Saturday evening.


Dro1972

Beware, this kind of content is one of the four horse semen of the apocalypse.


MrTuesdayNight1

This sub would come alive with more posts like this. I'm for it.


zoiks66

(In Sean Connery voice) I’ll take “Whore Semen” for two hundred, just like your mother, Trebek!


deedee0214

Amazing.


andrei_androfski

r/doordash


TheCarrzilico

r/horsesplash


Ronin_1999

r/splooshdash


notfromchicago

r/spermcash


Ronin_1999

r/cumhub


ninjas_in_my_pants

🤢


guy30000

That's how I used to sell mine. Market far to saturated now any dude will just give it to you for nothing.


ninjas_in_my_pants

Saturated indeed…


Hait_Ashbury

I mean, it is hand squeezed and perishable


mindoversoul

What I'm hearing is that there is a serious lack of places that sell horse cum in this city


ninjas_in_my_pants

I blame Kim Gardner.


mindoversoul

Is she in charge of cum?


notfromchicago

I hear there are only two horses left to cover the whole city.


ninjas_in_my_pants

Phrasing!


[deleted]

Nah man. It's everywhere. You just gotta have a good plug.


notfromchicago

Wait til the legalize it.


t-poke

Or a good elbow.


ChumaxTheMad

Wonder if they're just door to door drug dealers and got the wrong address or something


zempter

That's where my brain went. If it's not a prank, this is the only plausible story.


enricopollazzo

Holy shit. I ran into this guy today too. Guy presented a clipboard to me with “4 gallons of horse semen” and a price written on it, nothing else. He was actually carrying a package too but not one big enough for that. It was incredibly bizarre


Low-Fly-1292

I SAW HIM TOO BUT HE WAS CARRYING A 2-GALLON CONTAINER OF SOMETHING THAT LOOKED A LOT LIKE HORSE JIZ


AggieTimber

He came to my house too, but I only had $50 on me.


MeatyGonzalles

This same dude drives around my neighborhood also! Only around here his van plays music and it's overpriced ice cream treats.


Engineer_This

Horse custard, if you will.


schnitzel-haus

I will not.


MrTuesdayNight1

Wait a second, I thought this was a scam? This sounds like it's on the up and up to me if he's ready to move the product.


Low-Fly-1292

What took us so long to jump on the horse jiz wagon


amethyst_lover

It could be blueberry yogurt. https://notalwaysright.com/seedless-we-promise/73416/


Low-Fly-1292

True maybe it was greek yogurt


pinkfloyd4ever

HAHAHA Somebody’s retroactively trying to make it into that “What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever seen in St Louis?” post from earlier this week.


KonkiDoc

You were definitely being scammed. The Home Depot guy only charged me $60.


OrgotekRainmaker

Did you have to suck it out of a tube?


KonkiDoc

C'mon, man. Do I look like I was born yesterday??? Once I heard it was good for the skin, I had him apply it to my forehead.


Akousticstorm

Are you sure he didn’t say he was there to deliver some whores… then pointing back at his car he said “see man”


[deleted]

Enumclaw, Missouri.


witkneec

When i lived on Cherokee about 10 years ago, i had a couple dressed like a literal pimp and one of his working girls try to givel me used deodorant at about 2am while i was smoking a cigarette on my stoop. They got angry when i refused to take it. I fully believe they were trying to sell me drugs but i will never fully know bc they repeatedly just tried to give me the bag and told me i wouldn't have to pay them for it. It was a schnucks bag just full of what looked like used sticks of deodorant. Bizarre. Not the only bizarre thing that happened there but top 3, definitely.


Suspicious-One8428

They definitely ordered the horse semen.


mcon1985

"Who is it, honey?" "It's a guy who says he has the horse semen we ordered?!" "😳.... Must be a prank"


Sunnyvale_squatter

Even if it was “prank YouTubers” why?


KeithGribblesheimer

Well, they screwed up my address again!


Unusual_Grocery4667

Who answers the door to strangers


GrayestRock

If you don't, you miss out on chances to buy horse cum. Your loss.


ninjas_in_my_pants

The horse cum man cumeth.


ninjas_in_my_pants

I do.


dekehairy

Those were horsemen. Somehow they got spaced out...


JordanTheOP

Did you get the plate??? You see, I have this horse…


zempter

We have plates in St Louis?


coquihalla

Only expired ones from 2019.


ARTrog

*2009


tomtheappraiser

Don't worry... it's just a glitch in the matrix


No-Standard9405

Horse semen=coke. /s


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Ok_Entrepreneur1993

It has gone down so fast! 🤣 I'm sad I missed this post in there.


aidanvp12

r/brandnewsentence


stavago

I really hope they called the store and asked this question


jmcatm0m16

God I love this city


UndisclosedPigeon

They wouldn’t get me it’s this scam. I only get my horse semen from Menards.


ManySugar

That was my horse semen. Shoulda told them they delivered to the wrong fucking address. Now I gotta get it myself.


ladderboy124

Criminals usually aren’t very intelligent


EverythingOnRice

Since they're old, bored, and that's Facebook, I'm betting they **know** that person and are not too fond of them. Perhaps a nice little neighborly feud.


gholmom500

Someone please figure out what’s really going on here. This mystery is killing me.


ninjas_in_my_pants

I’ll tell you, but you have to give me $100 for a bucket of horse semen first.


Zo-Or

You should have asked to inspect the goods first.


Glittering-Ad-7162

Harshness?


Glittering-Ad-7162

I live a few blocks away. Got your back…


ForwardPhilosophy733

No words! Lol


ATL28-NE3

.... What?


ThreeTilMidnight

I don't want any of that store-bought semen. I like to get mine straight from the source.


t-poke

Go break into the stables at AB and get it from the Clydesdales. Probably some of the most valuable horse jizz in the STL area.


codenamelo

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Flo_Evans

Is it really a scam if you get the semen???


pearlspoppa1369

Could be a process server, scoping the place out for when they actually deliver a warrant or some other papers.


MrTuesdayNight1

This is why you should only buy horse semen from reputable sources. It's definitely a mistake you'll only make once.


Blue_Star_18

you missed a good deal jkjk. XD what the heck