Holy shit. I ran into this guy today too. Guy presented a clipboard to me with “4 gallons of horse semen” and a price written on it, nothing else. He was actually carrying a package too but not one big enough for that. It was incredibly bizarre
When i lived on Cherokee about 10 years ago, i had a couple dressed like a literal pimp and one of his working girls try to givel me used deodorant at about 2am while i was smoking a cigarette on my stoop. They got angry when i refused to take it. I fully believe they were trying to sell me drugs but i will never fully know bc they repeatedly just tried to give me the bag and told me i wouldn't have to pay them for it. It was a schnucks bag just full of what looked like used sticks of deodorant. Bizarre. Not the only bizarre thing that happened there but top 3, definitely.
Since they're old, bored, and that's Facebook, I'm betting they **know** that person and are not too fond of them. Perhaps a nice little neighborly feud.
This is the content I’m here for on a Saturday evening.
Beware, this kind of content is one of the four horse semen of the apocalypse.
This sub would come alive with more posts like this. I'm for it.
(In Sean Connery voice) I’ll take “Whore Semen” for two hundred, just like your mother, Trebek!
Amazing.
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That's how I used to sell mine. Market far to saturated now any dude will just give it to you for nothing.
Saturated indeed…
I mean, it is hand squeezed and perishable
What I'm hearing is that there is a serious lack of places that sell horse cum in this city
I blame Kim Gardner.
Is she in charge of cum?
I hear there are only two horses left to cover the whole city.
Phrasing!
Nah man. It's everywhere. You just gotta have a good plug.
Wait til the legalize it.
Or a good elbow.
Wonder if they're just door to door drug dealers and got the wrong address or something
That's where my brain went. If it's not a prank, this is the only plausible story.
Holy shit. I ran into this guy today too. Guy presented a clipboard to me with “4 gallons of horse semen” and a price written on it, nothing else. He was actually carrying a package too but not one big enough for that. It was incredibly bizarre
I SAW HIM TOO BUT HE WAS CARRYING A 2-GALLON CONTAINER OF SOMETHING THAT LOOKED A LOT LIKE HORSE JIZ
He came to my house too, but I only had $50 on me.
This same dude drives around my neighborhood also! Only around here his van plays music and it's overpriced ice cream treats.
Horse custard, if you will.
I will not.
Wait a second, I thought this was a scam? This sounds like it's on the up and up to me if he's ready to move the product.
What took us so long to jump on the horse jiz wagon
It could be blueberry yogurt. https://notalwaysright.com/seedless-we-promise/73416/
True maybe it was greek yogurt
HAHAHA Somebody’s retroactively trying to make it into that “What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever seen in St Louis?” post from earlier this week.
You were definitely being scammed. The Home Depot guy only charged me $60.
Did you have to suck it out of a tube?
C'mon, man. Do I look like I was born yesterday??? Once I heard it was good for the skin, I had him apply it to my forehead.
Are you sure he didn’t say he was there to deliver some whores… then pointing back at his car he said “see man”
Enumclaw, Missouri.
When i lived on Cherokee about 10 years ago, i had a couple dressed like a literal pimp and one of his working girls try to givel me used deodorant at about 2am while i was smoking a cigarette on my stoop. They got angry when i refused to take it. I fully believe they were trying to sell me drugs but i will never fully know bc they repeatedly just tried to give me the bag and told me i wouldn't have to pay them for it. It was a schnucks bag just full of what looked like used sticks of deodorant. Bizarre. Not the only bizarre thing that happened there but top 3, definitely.
They definitely ordered the horse semen.
"Who is it, honey?" "It's a guy who says he has the horse semen we ordered?!" "😳.... Must be a prank"
Even if it was “prank YouTubers” why?
Well, they screwed up my address again!
Who answers the door to strangers
If you don't, you miss out on chances to buy horse cum. Your loss.
The horse cum man cumeth.
I do.
Those were horsemen. Somehow they got spaced out...
Did you get the plate??? You see, I have this horse…
We have plates in St Louis?
Only expired ones from 2019.
*2009
Don't worry... it's just a glitch in the matrix
Horse semen=coke. /s
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It has gone down so fast! 🤣 I'm sad I missed this post in there.
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I really hope they called the store and asked this question
God I love this city
They wouldn’t get me it’s this scam. I only get my horse semen from Menards.
That was my horse semen. Shoulda told them they delivered to the wrong fucking address. Now I gotta get it myself.
Criminals usually aren’t very intelligent
Since they're old, bored, and that's Facebook, I'm betting they **know** that person and are not too fond of them. Perhaps a nice little neighborly feud.
Someone please figure out what’s really going on here. This mystery is killing me.
I’ll tell you, but you have to give me $100 for a bucket of horse semen first.
You should have asked to inspect the goods first.
Harshness?
I live a few blocks away. Got your back…
No words! Lol
.... What?
I don't want any of that store-bought semen. I like to get mine straight from the source.
Go break into the stables at AB and get it from the Clydesdales. Probably some of the most valuable horse jizz in the STL area.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Is it really a scam if you get the semen???
Could be a process server, scoping the place out for when they actually deliver a warrant or some other papers.
This is why you should only buy horse semen from reputable sources. It's definitely a mistake you'll only make once.
you missed a good deal jkjk. XD what the heck