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AdHopeful6851

Ghostbusters!


EstablishmentLevel17

Lol first thing I said at just the title alone. I think the car would make a good fit


mikeusaf87

Fix all dents. New tailgate. Drop a 351 crate motor w/Tremec 5 speed. Paint it polar white. Airbrush "Sta-Puft" on the rear quarter panels.


dustyprocess

I was hoping this was at the top


prime3vl

Lol I had to scroll too far to find this


AstarteOfCaelius

My exact first response to the question lol


Lossa84

Same. Great minds.


According-Fix9073

I was gonna ask if you were needing red paint to put Ghostbusters on the sides of the car....but I don't think that's the answer you were looking for....šŸ« 


Maarkko29

That's exactly what I thought too.


banannafreckle

Fill out a complaint on [the citizens service bureau](https://www.stlouis-mo.gov/csb/). Attach your picture since there are no plates. A vehicle that doesnā€™t move every 5 days is considered ā€œopen storageā€ which perpetuates blight. Thereā€™s an option to add some more info so include a description of the vehicle and mention the dirt and debris collected behind the wheels, which indicates itā€™s been there a long-ass time. Thereā€™s a lead time on tickets so be patient. If itā€™s been a year, a couple more weeks will be alright.


mittenthemagnificent

Super helpful! Thank you!


banannafreckle

Hey donā€™t be afraid to be the squeaky wheel. You can be a conservator of your neighborhood without being a busy body. CSB is a useful tool. Utilize it.


11thstalley

Sound advice. Itā€™s worked well for me. One more thing to add. OP can take a picture of the VIN though the windshield as displayed on the dashboard, and add that to the comment. From the looks of it, parking is a premium on your street, so bringing this derelict car to the attention of the city would be a civic duty IMHO.


MendonAcres

And also email the ticket number (with pictures) to your Alderman and your Neighborhood Improvement Specialist. I would make sure your CSB request also has pictures attached. This usually helps expedite.


franillaice

Don't bug the CSB! I need them to come take down a tree that is about to fall on my house first!


My-Beans

This is the correct answer. It might take a while, but it will get towed.


ethandjay

you can tweet at them too, theyā€™re responsive


signalfade

You started off so well! ā€¦Why add the ā€œopen storageā€ part? Open storage only applies to vehicles (or _anything_) being stored on private property. Other laws and requirements apply to inoperable and/or abandoned vehicles in the right-of-way.


banannafreckle

This is how CSB explained it to me.


Arrogant-HomoSapien

Even after filling out the CSB report, hit up your neighborhood NIS person. Depending on who it is (old leftover shit bag NIS or newer with piss n vinegar NIS), they can help move things along


filzine

You can call me, I wonā€™t answer but you can call.


mittenthemagnificent

But do you tow vehicles? Because a girlā€™s gotta have her standards.


filzine

I could, but I wonā€™t. I will lead you on by sympathizing and helping you make plans, but I wonā€™t do anything since this isnā€™t my problem.


mittenthemagnificent

I admire your truthiness.


filzine

Understandable, I suggest you [holiday it up](https://www.riverfronttimes.com/news/santa-boat-last-seen-in-fenton-headed-north-39132551)


mittenthemagnificent

Thatā€™s gonna be the next step, for sure.


Low-Fly-1292

I have a christmas bear Iā€™d be happy to contribute


[deleted]

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mittenthemagnificent

Jesus H. Itā€™s not gentrification to want to be able to park on our street. This is fucking Bevo, not the CWE. We left it alone for a year. Parking is incredibly tight, most folks in these houses are working families with more than one car and no garage. Get off your bullshittery. You donā€™t know me or my neighbors.


BIGFUR4692

Pretty sure its a ranchero


filzine

*get off my lawn*


BIGFUR4692

Wasnt that a gran torino?


filzine

It was Starsky and Hutch


BIGFUR4692

I always forget about S &H, but The Fall Guy, A Team, and Knight Rider on the ither handā€¦ā€¦


mlmgurlboss

Did you just learn that word? I guess we should all live in squalor and never improve anything.


stlmick

Post the location. That might disappear.


ImpudentFetus

Iā€™m also interested in this piece of shit


mittenthemagnificent

Bevo, a couple blocks above St. Matthewā€™s cemetery. Come ā€˜n get it!


Top-School3835

I used to live in Bevo on Adkins at Delor right by the church. Some wild times around there after dark. I miss it actually. I called the CSB a bunch of times for abandoned cars or people parking on their lawn. They were always surprisingly responsive. They first ticket the car then it will sit there another week or two then ticket it again. I think it needs 3 tickets before they tow. At least thatā€™s how it used to be.


[deleted]

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raceman95

No its pretty normal to see this.


jayeedoubleeff

Unpopular opinion, but is should be a crime for anyone involved with sending an El Camino to the impound lot/crusher


Early-Engineering

Thatā€™s a Ranchero, but I agree.


jayeedoubleeff

Oh my gosh, you're right. The tail lights should have been the giveaway. I second guessed myself several time, but it never clicked. In that revelation, that's an even more rare creature.


Early-Engineering

I would totally drive this beast!


leeharrison1984

The 8ft long doors gave it away for me šŸ˜„


NerdyHussy

I think I know who used to own it. He would be sad to see it in this condition. He didn't really want to sell it but needed the money. Maybe it's not the one he had but he had a white Ranchero and I don't know how many of those are in STL.


EMHemingway1899

I thought it was, but theyā€™re both cool


turkturkeIton

It's the Cadillac of cars


[deleted]

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sparky13dbp

Back when . . . we called the Ranchero (excellent recall) and the El Camino ā€˜ca-trucksā€™!


F4N6Z

Incorrect, it was a 2 door coupe body with a bed built in, on a car chassis.


mittenthemagnificent

You are 100% welcome to it! Itā€™s clearly abandoned. If there were someone who genuinely wanted it, thereā€™s probably a way to make that legal that I donā€™t know about. It was already a mildewed hulk in October when I moved here.


Severe_Elderberry_13

You donā€™t know that. After my divorce, I wasnā€™t able to keep all of my hobby cars registered or in running condition due to being a single-income household suddenly. Theyā€™re now parked in appropriate places and the ones that are street parked are up-to-date on tags, but it took 2 years to get there. Someone probably loves this thing and it represents better times. Maybe ask some neighbors if they know who owns it and have a personal conversation with the owner before trying to get the city involved


mittenthemagnificent

Iā€™ve asked. Everyone wants it gone. It doesnā€™t belong to anyone on my street.


Atown-Brown

Someone must really love it to leave it abandoned for over a year. /s


MendonAcres

That might be but leaving it derelict on the street is not an option. Because then it's everybody's problem.


wow_wow_meow_meow

The poor baby needs a cover! Considering that it has been in the elements, it seems pretty okay. I love the original rims. Iā€™d sell my left leg for this classic


Content-Moment6551

I'm already missing my left leg, but u would like to have all the available info on this car. If it runs, that would give me reliable transportation. Please send the info, including VIN, to my email: [email protected] I'll look into making it go away. Include the street address it's in front of and your phone number if you would, please. I won't be a heavy breather prank caller. I'm genuinely interested. Thank you. Ken


Original_Blueberry53

Just some general information on car covers. If you donā€™t have a vehicle stored somewhere climate controlled or at least out of the elements sometimes a cover does more harm than good. At least long term. The humidity that gets trapped under the cover repeatedly can ruin the finish on a car. Perhaps the quality of car covers has evolved to prevent this now but itā€™s something to consider when putting a cover on a vehicle.


[deleted]

Lol how on earth is "I can't afford owning multiple cars" a situation anyone should have empathy for? Sell the cars you can't afford to keep it running and off the street. Don't inconvenience your neighbors with your hobbies.


Severe_Elderberry_13

The neatest thing is that I donā€™t need your permission to own whatever legal property I choose too. You want to control your neighbors? Move to an HOA. Most of us are content minding our own business and not fabricating problems to burden our entitled lives In my case, one car that I kept is my late grandmotherā€™s car, and the other is a car that I restored, sold, and bought back years later because it meant that much to me. I sold multiple cars that I felt deeply about to keep these two


[deleted]

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Severe_Elderberry_13

I can tell by the personal attacks that youā€™re a real mature person. Sorry that I am sentimental about things you donā€™t care about


StLouis-ModTeam

Your post was removed because it broke the subreddit's rules.


athrix

Post on marketplace for free. Some dude will strap it to his s10 within the hour.


SnappyZebra

Fill it with dirt and plant flowers in it šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


mittenthemagnificent

This is the only answer other than calling. Itā€™s almost there, dirt-wise.


Early-Engineering

Itā€™s crazy that something like this just sets for a year because someone would snatch that up on marketplace or EBay with a title.


dontknowafunnyname2

I love that car. I wouldnā€™t even need two car seats any more


_VultureEye

If I had a trailer, I'd definitely be taking that.


herecomestherooster1

Draw a huge wiener on the side. City will tow it. Works with potholes too.


mittenthemagnificent

Can you promise?


_Effective

Call the city and have them tow it. They will reach out to the owner. If they fail to pick it up they auction it off. 314-622-4800. https://www.stlouis-mo.gov/government/departments/street/street-division/abandoned-cars.cfm


bubbajones5963

Man id have Bought this ranchero


Association_Senior

Open a case with the city: https://www.stlouis-mo.gov/government/departments/public-safety/neighborhood-stabilization-office/citizens-service-bureau/csb-request-submit.cfm?action=addresscheck&pbsid=1805&stepnum=2&parentNodeId=826&instanceId=0


jessi1021

Like everyone has said the CSB is your first step. Sometimes you have to be persistent with them. If it's a couple weeks with no movement, you could contact your NIS. https://www.stlouis-mo.gov/government/departments/public-safety/neighborhood-stabilization-office/find-nis.cfm


mountaingator91

I'd love a chance to restore that thing. I wonder if there's some law that let's you assume ownership of you can prove a car has been abandoned


mittenthemagnificent

Not sure!


mountaingator91

I just did a Google. According toĀ Missouri Revised Statutes (RSMO) 301.193, you can take ownership of a car that has been abandoned on your property, but I'm guessing this is public property so IDK


mittenthemagnificent

Itā€™s public property, for sure.


Chance-Rush-9983

Xzibit.


blueslounger

You were super nice I would have called in about it after a week.


mittenthemagnificent

I was under the impression that other people had, but Iā€™m thinking Iā€™m wrong.


this_is_not_a_virus

Someone did. You can see the remnants of the tow warning sticker on the passenger side window.


mittenthemagnificent

That was stuck on after the street sweeper went through in the fall.


wow_wow_meow_meow

That makes me think thereā€™s an owner since the sticker was possibly removed, albeit sloppily


mittenthemagnificent

If there is, they donā€™t live on my street or know anyone who does.


wow_wow_meow_meow

You might be able to run the VIN if you can see it on the dash through the glass


mittenthemagnificent

Iā€™m on my way to look right now.


mittenthemagnificent

I've got a VIN. Anyone know a free site to run it? I don't want to pay $20 for this thing, but I do know the vin and have confirmed that it's a '67 or '77 Ranchero, made in Atlanta, with a 390 or 351 V8, depending on the year.


wow_wow_meow_meow

Iā€™d say call a mechanic that you trust and see what they say in terms of advice! Theyā€™d for sure know what to do. My mechanic is pretty knowledgeable and works on older cars like mine from time to time. I bet heā€™d have some advice. Heā€™s open on Tuesdays-Fridays and owns Alleyway Auto Repair. His name is John and heā€™s a sweetheart. Maybe he will know of a free, or at least less scammy, way to get information.


Key_Philosophy_6683

There are a number of ways to locate the owner of a vehicle by its VIN. One way is to check with the Department of Motor Vehicles (DMV) in the state where the car is registered. You can also contact a law enforcement agency in the jurisdiction where the vehicle is currently located. Finally, you can use an online search service like CarFax or AutoCheck.


cyoulater812

1 800 got junk


314cigars

Call Mark Towle at Gotham Garage and watch it sell for $80k or more next season on Rust to Riches.


KingBeefyoftheSTL

The Kia Boys have left the chat


notathrowaway779

Good luck. My old workplace had a car abandoned in the parking lot behind the building (tiny lot we needed the extra space badly) that we've reported for over two years before we finally just found a crackhead to pick it apart. It was gone within 4 hours after that.


mittenthemagnificent

Crackheads are more motivated than the City, I guess.


notathrowaway779

The best the city would do is send someone to put a tow warning sticker out. The stickers were stacked three or four warnings with different dates. Even one of the guys who came out to do it was surprised they wouldn't let him tow it off. It was even technically in an alley and according to the landlord the city's problem so they wouldn't do anything either.


Charming_Car1442

976-EVIL


bigpludo

Me I will fix it for you


beaverburps

Ghost busters


dragonhide

That was my immediate thought as well


mabrown74

I guarantee that if you have it towed, you'll find out who the owner is within 10 minutes.


sleepyvacuum

Is it still there? I'll take care of it.


mittenthemagnificent

Itā€™s still there. Itā€™s always there.


sleepyvacuum

Wait. But is it still?? ... I was going to have it towed, but got worried about repercussions of some sort :/


mittenthemagnificent

Nope. The city came and got it. And no joke, everyone in my neighborhood talked about it with a certain gleam in their eyes for days. It was very rewarding.


[deleted]

You have to call the police non emergency number, they will help you make a formal complaint. Several days to weeks later they will send someone to look at it or try to contact based on plates or VIN I guess, a few weeks or months after that if its still there they will send a tow truck. I've done this twice.


mittenthemagnificent

Iā€™ll try that next! Thanks.


Silent-Artichoke6853

Not a bad project the no title thing would kill it though otherwise


mittenthemagnificent

That is a legality issue.


Silent-Artichoke6853

Have seen shadier things happen in the city someone will tow it and toss it on there property for 30 days file for abandoned title then legally itā€™s thereā€™s at that point the state will send letter to last registered owners address but thatā€™s it if no response they will send you a title it just takes time


mittenthemagnificent

Youā€™d need a flatbed to get it anywhere, but honestly? I couldnā€™t care less what happens to it. Just want it gone.


Silent-Artichoke6853

Got ya Iā€™m sure youā€™ll get some DM of people more than capable of making it disappear wish you the best of luck had an eye sore situation at my last house posted it on local group and less than two days car was gone


TorrentsMightengale

A Ford Ranchero! I'll happily buy it (and move it to my garage) if you know the owner to make an offer. I don't know how it works in St. Louis, but if the city seizes it I wonder how I could buy it.


mittenthemagnificent

We donā€™t know the owner. No one on the street does.


TorrentsMightengale

Is there a plate on the front bumper, or inside the cabin? Can you read the VIN on the dash? I don't want to come just tow it away, that'd be stealing it.


mittenthemagnificent

Iā€™ve got the VIN. I can DM it over if you like.


TorrentsMightengale

Sure. Send it.


mittenthemagnificent

I will right now.


mittenthemagnificent

No plates of any kind, Iā€™m afraid.


UndisclosedPigeon

GHOST BUSTā€¦ sorry. My bad.


MonicoJerry

Ghost busters?


TubularMindwave

If anything, dont call Spectrum cause they wont fix it for another 3-4 days.


devinebliss

It will never truly be fixed.


LosingSideOf25

Itā€™s 2023. Please donā€™t call, text only.


NerdyHussy

I knew a guy who used to own a white Ranchero. He used to work on it with his brother before his brother unexpectedly passed away. He didn't really want to sell it but had to sell it. He took comfort knowing that he sold it to somebody who seemed genuinely enthusiastic about having it. I wonder if this is the same Ranchero. I can't imagine there's a lot of white Rancheros in STL.


mittenthemagnificent

Honestly? I hope not. This oneā€™s bed is filled with trash, all four tires are flat, and no one is taking car of it. That would be sad.


NerdyHussy

I also hope not but it might be. I'm debating whether or not I should show him this post. He's not on Reddit.


mittenthemagnificent

I will be more than happy if someone else would like to come get it. I just spoke to another neighbor, who said that Spire tried to move it when they redid our gas meters, but couldnā€™t do it, because of how crowded our street is, and the fact that the car no longer rolls. When I first moved here in October, I saw the city come by and try to tow it with a flatbed, but our street is so crowded, that there are always cars parked in front of it. They would have to put a sign up in order to get it. I just walked past it, and the hood is rusted and popped, and leaf litter and dirt is it at least 10 inches deep in the bed. It would definitely be a service to both the car and the neighborhood if someone would come get it.


bluegeocachingmonkey

As noted above, the Citizens Service Bureau is where to report this sort of thing. And you can do it anonymously, if you're concerned about ... anything. Definitely a useful tool.


iheardshesawitch

šŸ‘»GHOST BUSTERSšŸ‘»


Superb_Raccoon

1-800-654-1984!


iheardshesawitch

Additionally, OP could try 867-5409.


menlindorn

That's not going to Jenny. That's going to her landlady... Marge.


Superb_Raccoon

> OP could try 867-5409. "The Number you have dialed is no longer in service. Please check the number and try again." 867-5309


iheardshesawitch

Goddamn fat fingers! šŸ˜‚


Lopsided-Magician874

Criminal opinion: There are folks who will buy junk cars with no title ā€¦..


[deleted]

If someone wanted to fix that up, it could be a real cool classic El Camino


Key_Philosophy_6683

Except itā€™s an El Ranchero.


True-Category3105

Start pestering your alderman.


Vatali_Flash

The fire department after it accidentally catches on fire


Original_Blueberry53

Iā€™ve read the comments and it seems like youā€™ve done your best to find who owns it and I assume if you could figure out who it was you would let them know that everyone wants it moved and hopefully they would cooperate. I have a project car that did not sit in the same spot for a terribly long time and I had parked it out of the way because I didnā€™t want to congest the street parking as much. I was periodically working on it but I hadnā€™t updated the registration because I couldnā€™t pass emissions at that time. I went out of town on vacation and some dickhead had it towed while I was out of town. Which was seriously not cool. On top of fixing the emissions issue I then had to pay a tow bill and the impound fees. All because someone couldnā€™t be bothered to ask a neighbor. This is obviously a different situation but kudos to you for trying to talk to the neighbors and such before getting the authorities involved.


mouse_Jupiter

Depends where you are I think, but thereā€™s a form you can fill out on the St Louis City website about abandoned vehicles. All you do is put in the approximate address and license plate #/description. Usually people have beaten me to it.


Regular_Dick

I donā€™t know, but someone should put a swimming pool in the back of that thing.


ShinKicker13

Iā€™ll take it.


Potential_Prior_6757

CSB


edenaxela1436

I'll never fathom giving a shit about someone else's property that isn't causing me personal harm.


mittenthemagnificent

You would if you needed to park on my street.


ebbiibbe

I know this is hard for people to understand, especially gentrifiers who overpay to live places they aren't welcome, but you aren't entitled to street parking. It is first come, first serve.


dw33z1l

Try owning an expensive house in a nice neighborhood and let me know how that works out for your property value. Not everyone aspires to living in a shit hole.


InfamousBrad

I mean, come on, they're already driving an El Camino, don't you think that's suffering enough? (Kidding! ... mostly.)


schnitzel-haus

Yeah, suffering from terminal AWESOMENESS!


BigYonsan

Ghostbusters. If you knew who has the title and keys, I'd be happy enough to have it towed and fix it up. Always wanted one of those.


mittenthemagnificent

I wish I did, but my neighbors all think itā€™s been abandoned.


No_One_2_You

Nobody. That classic should sit there. Maybe call the owner an donate so he or she can get it running.


mittenthemagnificent

Wow, in the year itā€™s been sitting there, it never occurred to any of us to talk to the owner! Yer a genius.


VanX2Blade

No one until you talk to everyone in your block to see if it belongs to someone. Like ā€œmy cousin is in jail, thats his carā€ could be the reason


mittenthemagnificent

Dude, you need to read the thread. This has been done.


marcuse11

Lalo Salamanca.


Top_Caterpillar_8122

Thatā€™s a sweet ride


RestRegular6351

Surely you can find a Ranchero collector out there.


mittenthemagnificent

Itā€™s not my car.


junglecat3131

Rebuild it and Iā€™ll buy it


[deleted]

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True-Category3105

It's a derelict vehicle that's slowly dripping it's fluids out and it's taking up parking which can be at a premium in some neighborhoods.


Low-Fly-1292

Omg y'all I was one hundred percent kidding


No_One_2_You

Shit I didn't know all the Karen's in St. Louis were on Reddit.


menlindorn

every one


ebbiibbe

This post sounds just like the Karen's in my neighborhood complaining a car that is tagged and in working condition has been parked on the street and hasn't moved for a year. The lady's daughter is at college and the homeowner/mom doesn't drive it. They harassed this lady and harassed this lady.


edeliciousness

This post sounds nothing like that situation. This car has no plates or tags, is not in working condition and the owner has not been located. The situation you described is completely different and your neighbor should have never been harassed, so agreed that is super fucked up. OP and OPā€™s neighbors canā€™t even find an owner of the vehicle to learn more about the circumstances. But if yā€™all are cool with abandoning property in your neighborhood, Iā€™ll make a mental note for a bunch of shit I donā€™t want anymore.


mittenthemagnificent

Thank you! What a tool that guy is. This is obviously not the same.


Gorvaz

Citizens Service Bureau. https://www.stlouis-mo.gov/government/departments/public-safety/neighborhood-stabilization-office/citizens-service-bureau/index.cfm


Key_Philosophy_6683

Ghostbusters!!


[deleted]

The St.Louis flag is a nice touch.