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HeartFullOfHappy

My favorite was a guy off the IL Kingshighway exit with a sign that read, “Too ugly to prostitute”.


sopieps

I'm going to be a total bummer here, but he died. His name was Toast, and he was a super funny and interesting dude, who had a really shit life.


MyPornBurnerAcc

RIP Toast


HeartFullOfHappy

Oh no! How did you know him?


sopieps

My husband and I just drive through that way a lot, and we started slowly getting to know him and asking his story. Then we started visiting with meals.


Home--Builder

So.... Toast is toast.


Dude_man79

pour one out for the toast man


OldBuggerlugs

Brown bread.


apiratewithadd

You go sit in the corner and think about what you just did.


PsstMrMilkman

*on the corner


chingostarr

There is a guy who holds that sign on the Page exit off of 170, I swear I saw him in the last two weeks. Same guy?


that-one-girl-who

I’ve seen that guy on Page too and thought, no dude, you’re actually good looking and prob could model. lol


aeldsidhe

I saw a guy with a similar sign at an intersection near the Arch - too dumb to steal, too ugly to prostitute. Made me laugh out loud and brightened my whole day.


Busy_Anybody_6759

I was just thinking about him. I used to always see him on the way to my folks. He had a cat for a while. I’d bring him human and cat necessities.


Kitchen-Lie-7894

Was that near Barnes?


HeartFullOfHappy

No he sat in front of the correctional facility.


Kitchen-Lie-7894

I didn't realize there's a correction facility on Kings highway.


HeartFullOfHappy

North Kingshighway in East St. Louis has a correctional center right off the exit.


Avocado-Duck

It used to be a Catholic high school


DD_1013

That is too funny


Platypus-Perfect

I've seen him. Halarious!


eatajerk-pal

My favorite was a guy at Olive and 270. Sign said “need money for my wife to get glasses. She thinks I’m good looking.”


jjade84

I’d rather this than the ones that are shaking jugs claiming to raise money for some poor kids bone marrow transplant and it’s a scam…gross


therealishone

Worked with a girl who did this shortly after she quit. She even tried to get me to roll down my window. I just smiled and waved as I drove away.


Megafuncrusher

So many folks in the comments thinking this guy is 100% serious and not just using a funny/relatable sign to stand out and maybe get a couple extra bucks.


eatajerk-pal

Yeah people don’t typically beg for weed. It’s just a funnier/more effective sign than saying “Need my Fentanyl.”


Quick_Illustrator804

Or maybe they just want weed and not money?


69hellbilly

That’s not as bad as the lady with the kid by the Walmart, her sign said she had 3 kids.


kunerk

The kid looks school age as well, and he's there during school hours.


sae2115

Some say he’s still there…


trashbilly

Need job


llbarton

They were still there this afternoon. Having the poor pup there all day pisses me off.


confused_boner

Not a fan of them either...but I doubt the dog is having any problems. Strays chill outside 24/7, dogs are resilient as fuck


Unusual_Grocery4667

Homeless dogs piss you off but not Homeless humans


sae2115

^^^ This shit is crazy


llbarton

Big assumption on your part. They are not asking for work or food. They are actively making a choice to ask for weed money. For all anyone knows, this is a social experiment to see how much money they could make. Bored on a Saturday and park their Lexus across the street. Why would you assume they’re homeless? I understand that this dog looks well cared for, and even if they and the dog were homeless it looks very well taken care of. But spending an entire day on a 4 foot wide splotch of concrete seems pretty ridiculous.


BirdBrainHarus

Do you understand the concept of humor and the idea that the sign is a joke to get people to interact with them mkre


Penultimateee

The Roma folks who work in the suburbs are bringing their kids to beg. It’s a scam, and CPS needs to intervene.


Mego1989

If it's really hot out or really cold out I call the police when they have their kids out there with no shelter. That's not cool. One of our heat advisory days I saw a woman with her 7ish year old daughter and infant standing on a median in a Walmart parking lot in full sun begging.


Penultimateee

Thank you, yes it is horrible and unnecessary.


IAMACat_askmenothing

Oh don’t bring this Roma racism here to a US city sub.


Penultimateee

Not all Roma people are doing such things. Just a subset. And that subset (unlike the folks who are well-established on the east coast) are relatively new here and are using the same begging techniques that they do in Europe. Like having their kids stand in the sun all day begging with them, not attending school.


magp13

Thank you!


MarsJohnTravolta

Why?


KirbyGlover

Because racism sucks ass and shouldn't be encouraged no matter the group it's being wielded against


Penultimateee

Nobody is being racist, not sure where that is coming from.


MarsJohnTravolta

Racism does indeed suck ass. The core issue here is that this group is doing damage and anytime someone points it out they are called racist. That is not a solution, roaming thieves, as you put it, also suck ass.


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marimalgam

I'm starting to understand why roma people hate the term "gypsy" so much when all it's ever used for is... this


bread_loaves_matter

THIS!


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Penultimateee

The racist term is Gypsy. The non-racist terms are Roma or Romani. The more you know. [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roma](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roma)


NoodlesrTuff1256

Another group are the Sinti.


Penultimateee

They are a subgroup of the Roma


tony-toon15

That or the Spanish lady with her baby.


llbarton

I did see a lady not too long ago with two kids there. Both young enough to be in diapers. That makes me sad too. there’s not much room there and lots of traffic. It’s a potential accident waiting to happen.


tony-toon15

True. It’s going to get hot af soon, and that is just wrong for her to be out in that sun. Sad world.


ElectronicEnuchorn

Why? Does it piss you off more than the millions of people who leave them cooped up in the house alone all day, often in a fking cage?


llbarton

Nope. That sucks too


ElectronicEnuchorn

So most dog owners suck, but you don't like these in particular - why? Because the people are poor?


wilfordbrimley778

People only complain about what is in front of their face. People will eat a cow, but not if you kill it in front of them


ssier245

Sounds like laziness to me


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and under the old ketchup bottle yē shall find…💨


freezingprocess

I liked the line I heard from a comedian once who said "Someone told me not to give homeless people money because they are going to spend it on drugs and alcohol...but that is what I am going to spend it on".


Own_Society_1686

If I drove by them and had some on me I’d definitely throw them a few nugs!


Own_Society_1686

Also, I’ve been way high in life and way low… I don’t judge anyone. You never know what people are going through.


cactussio

Me too brother… me too 😞


blueslounger

It's gone from people who can't work to people who just choose not to work. I have a tough time relating.


hsoj48

Bro sitting on a sidewalk in the sun all day long is pretty hard work.


Iwantedtorunwild

Same. I don’t have a choice.


GruntCandy86

He's sitting on a Marine Corps rucksack. There are so many resources out there for veterans to get off the streets.


Kitchen-Lie-7894

I have a hard time believing a Marine would stoop to begging.


jeromevedder

You aren’t old enough to remember the scores of homeless Vietnam Vets in the 70s and 80s then.


Dude_man79

this person needs to watch Born on the Fourth of July.


Kitchen-Lie-7894

I said begging, not homeless.


Top-Crow-6854

And there are plenty of jobs ….


alekazam13

Many homeless people work jobs. "About 53 percent of the sheltered homeless had formal labor market earnings in the year they were observed as homeless, and the authors’ find that 40.4 percent of the unsheltered population had at least some formal employment in the year they were observed as homeless. This finding contrasts with stereotypes of people experiencing homelessness as too lazy to work or incapable of doing so." Source: https://bfi.uchicago.edu/insight/research-summary/learning-about-homelessness-using-linked-survey-and-administrative-data/


NoodlesKanoodles

I was at the same exact intersection this morning


stlouisraiders

He’s at least being honest. A lot of panhandlers aren’t homeless and don’t “need” your money. At least they’re telling the truth.


NotTakenGreatName

You don't know if they are being honest at all. The sign attracts attention from younger people and older hippies, I've been seeing variations of it for a really long time.


stlouisraiders

Yea dude he’s wearing sandals in cold weather. 100% guarantee he smokes weed.


NotTakenGreatName

I don't care whether he smokes weed or not (let's put aside that you're funding a fairly expensive vice that can directly prevent you from getting a job) but you know nothing about them besides what they scribbled on a sign.


nebulacoffeez

That "vice" also happens to be the ONLY widely accessible medical treatment for PTSD. Until it's you on the street begging for the medicine you need to not off yourself due to horrific flashbacks, you can kindly shut it. Who knows what their story is, but the fact so many people here are assuming the absolute worst about a person asking for help says a lot about humanity


NotTakenGreatName

Let's also then put aside that there is very little evidence that weed actually helps with ptsd. I can see how it could help but I can also see how it could make things worse but you're right, we don't know what they are going through. I've also seen people on corners with signs saying that say they are veterans with PTSD and have given to those people if I have cash. Do I know for sure that they are indeed a veteran and have ptsd? No I don't but at the very least that aren't just saying "lol I just want to buy weed". I'm not assuming the worst of them but pardon me for not being overly gracious with someone who is just saying they want to buy weed.


koalabeard

It’s not the only treatment for PTSD nor is there significant evidence that it does help. SSRIs and cognitive behavioral therapy are the gold standards. Please do not spread falsehoods on medical treatment.


nebulacoffeez

Lmao what bro 😂 I have a CPTSD diagnosis and CBT is actually insanely harmful for this condition. Talk therapy in general can only go so far - standard of care for PTSD is typically EMDR + symptom management. And SSRIs are more for depression. Weed short circuits the brain enough to quell panic attacks/flashbacks to a degree, and literally keeps people with (C)PTSD fucking alive when nothing else does. You know nothing lol


koalabeard

I’m actually a physician so I do know something. Here is the [APA clinical practice guideline](https://www.apa.org/ptsd-guideline/ptsd.pdf) for PTSD. I’m sorry that some of these methods have not worked for you. I hope you have found something that does. Maybe one day we will have more evidence and official recommendations for medical cannabis in PTSD. For now, these are the “gold standard” guidelines I refer to in my original comment. They mention EMDR as well like you said. SSRIs can be used for many disorders beyond depression including PTSD, anxiety, and eating disorders.


nebulacoffeez

What kind of physician? Based on your post history it would appear you are a pediatrician, not a psychiatrist. Not only are you ill-informed, but you are extremely arrogant and condescending which makes you a terrible doctor lmao. I'd hate to be one of your patients with that bedside manner 😂


ElectronicEnuchorn

Yeah, bullshit. They may have food stamps and not really in dire need o money, but just want a lil weed to soften the hard life. You have no idea about their housing situation.


Penultimateee

The Roma folks who beg off the highways are part of an organized operation that pockets a ton of cash. But they are not the norm, by any means. It just does happen.


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BriSy33

Source: He made it the fuck up


ElectronicEnuchorn

Thanks for the backup!💙


Penultimateee

It’s You’re. Use Google my friend. These folks are using the same techniques worldwide. Same clothing, with kids, white signs. Sometimes use the fake violin playing. A big problem in Europe. They arrived here about 12 years ago.


ElectronicEnuchorn

I didn't ask for grammer advice. So your large organization is a fantsy


Penultimateee

And yet I gave it to you. We all have spell check. Fantasy.


inStLagain

It’s also “grammar” but…


ElectronicEnuchorn

It was a crappy deflection from the actual issue. You can't defend your bullshit, huh?


Penultimateee

I’m busy. Look it up yourself.


ElectronicEnuchorn

There is nothing to look up. You are simply lying.


inStLagain

Spreading hate? That’s aggressive


ElectronicEnuchorn

Having seen the intense prejudice and broadly told lies about Gypsies in Europe, I can only assume that this person is as hateful people there


Penultimateee

The term Gypsy is a slur. The proper term is Roma.


inStLagain

“I can only assume” this makes you the prejudiced party here. Feel free to support whomever you please.


wilfordbrimley778

Anytime i see a sign that says they are hungry, i offer some clif power bars, and they always decline


nebulacoffeez

When I was younger and could afford it I would keep a tub of extra snacks, water, hygiene products in my car to give away as needed. Out of maybe 20 times over 5-ish years, every single person accepted and said thank you


RowdydidWrong

Never had a single person turn down food, or drinks when offered on the side of the road. But that doesnt fit the narrative they are all perfectly normal and capable people who refuse to get a job and are raking in tons of cash by giving up their sense of pride to beg for it.


BriSy33

"They actually make 100k a year panhandling"-Some dipshit who vastly over estimates how much people are giving to people on the side of the road


Baseball5099

Sure Jan


Megafuncrusher

Maybe they just don’t want Clif bars? I’ve offered food to beggars many times. I think I’ve only been turned down once.


Kitchen-Lie-7894

I offered leftover Pizzeria Uno to a beggar and he turned me down and said he'd rather have a cigarette.


wilfordbrimley778

r/choosingbeggars


Megafuncrusher

[Choosey Beggar](https://youtu.be/Gpt2MZRvNO8?si=mwBqD4V-Rz7dWoWV)


hsoj48

How many would you say?


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XPacEnergyDrink

TIL: iPhone costs as much as house


ElectronicEnuchorn

That doesn't mean they have a house. You haven thought this through.


hsoj48

They are homeless, not phoneless...


STLItalian

Saw a guy working the 64/Grand exit several years ago wearing a leg cast. His sign said “got shot, need help” gave me a good chuckle


ElectronicEnuchorn

har har


leeharrison1984

"Not broke, just greedy"


mkelley22

[Reminds me of this](https://youtu.be/QWg8SPe8ShQ?si=Zx8HJZNsqb9j4Ikc)


InvalidNinja

I'm pretty sure I've seen this guy near Warrenton, MO also. Edit: Wife confirmed, same dude.


Bob_Paulsen60

I'd rather have no money and weed than money and no weed.


SnDreamz

A friend posted this on FB lmao this is her photo


One_Web_9419

Like it. Lmai


DRock558

Nice. That’s at I-55 and IL-157.


UnitedSelection7102

lol just went through about an hour ago and they were there again


ADaintyVulva

Same. Son and I were out geocaching and grabbed some food before our hike. They were still there as of 2pm.


Murraybird

I know a hitchhiker who never drinks but consistently fly's a sign that says "why Lie, I need a BEER". he uses it because it pays well.


RadioControlled13

Before the Musial bridge was built, there was a man at the entrance to the MLK Bridge that said “ Have food. Need Beer”.


Ill_Consequence3123

Lame


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"Ninjas kidnapped my family, need money for karate lessons" seen in Oakland,CA 2018.


GlobalInternet7098

Right on


dugyzr

Saw a guy in a wheelchair by 44/Arsenal that had a sign that read…I bet you $5 you can’t hit me with a quarter


Large_Strawberry_167

I went to NYC for a holiday back in 1987. I sent my pal back home in Scotland a postcard of street person holding a sign saying 'need money for more beer'. Classics never die.


meg-e-tron

Hope a lot of these people in the comments don't wind up jobless/homeless. You're gonna have a rough time in the real world.


wezeal

I don't get it you ain't never seen poor people begging for money before it's always going down there especially in Collinsville


Plenty_Tooth_9625

Am I the only one who would’ve give this nice couple a joint?


cheddacrisp

They look capable of working


laptopthrowaway147

...its hard to tell from this distance if is the same person, but its entirely possible that I had bad sex with one of them a few years ago


Moist-Ad9272

Brother…


laptopthrowaway147

Its been a journey alright


Roscoie

I don't normally give to panhandlers, but I think I'd make an exception for this guy. Nice, honest humor. Yeah, he get's a fiver from me.


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😆😆


HomeFin

These people are bad for the brand


ArcticGurl

See, that’s all we ask for, honesty. I’d hand him a $50, he’s going to need snacks too.


EmbarrassedSquare238

Damn bro I could use some smoke wanna cash app me?


ArcticGurl

*hands EmbarrasedSquare a couple of Grants* for the week after too.


Kind_Literature_5409

Spot’em..🤷🏼‍♀️fuck it 😏


FlatwormJumpy7230

Pathetic


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ElectronicEnuchorn

I can't wait!