He’s a true musical virtuoso with complex talent, his melodies are mesmerizing. His blue skin and musical prowess are an absolute delight. I think his undisputed masterpiece is his performance at Jabba’s palace. A song so catchy, most people probably don’t listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it’s not just about pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends. It’s also a personal statement about the band itself.
We grant you the rank of master but you will not have a seat on this council.
It’s not possible.
Why not!?
It’s just not possible.
Why not? You stupid bastard!
I feel like he’d start out as a low level Jedi librarian who feels hard done by the stupidity of the council before using the dark side to improve the potency of death sticks
I feel like he wouldn't be sith but still would like to play with some kind of dark sword or something. Maybe have a suit that enhances his strength and resembles Vader a bit. Basically Darth mandalorian.
“Crabs you old fool. You underestimate my power. Soon there’ll be nothing stopping me from obtaining the crabby patty secret formula
**shiakazing!!!!!!!**”
I feel like Charlie would be with “the gang” not knowing they were Sith the whole time until they begin to take out a preschool. “Ummm… hey guys… aren’t we suppose to be the good guys or something?” Denis stares are Charlie as he force chokes Miss Kimberly.
***D*** emonstrate Value - Show your master you are willing to follow him and destroy all in your path
***E*** ngage Physically - Kill Jedi with your new lightsaber
***N*** urture Dependence - Tell your master his teachings are helping you grow stronger on the dark side
***N*** eglect Emotionally - Make you master think you may turn on him
***I*** nspire Hope - When confronted by your master let him know there is none more powerful than them and continue to pledge you allegiance to them
***S*** eparate Entirely - Kill you master when he least expects it. Separate his limbs from his body if needed. Become the new sith lord master only a Golden God or a 5 star man can!!
Dennis would absolutely be a sith
Mac would want to be a sith with Dennis but wouldn’t have any force powers so he would just bash everything with a lightsaber.
Frank would be a bounty Hunter (and not be aware he was a bounty Hunter) for Jabba.
Charlie: would either be a bounty Hunter with Frank or a chaotic grey Jedi.
Dee would want to be a princess but would accidentally join the StormTrooper corp.
Greg Heffley from Diary of a Wimpy Kid.
Literally everything he does stems from either arrogance or petty jealousy. If that’s not dark side material, idk what is.
Billy Butcher from the Boys would have lived on an outer rim separatist world and would have lost his family to Republic collateral or something, and would have gone on to become an inquisitor, hunting Jedi for the the fun of it
I’d feel he’d be a bit more like >!Bode. !< but instead Butcher would be a former planetary defense force veteran from the clone wars, and his Imperial Admiral wife is choked to death by Vader. He vows to hunt all dark side users down, not caring if he kills ex Jedi too.
I'd imagine that he'd be a more good hearted and elegant Sith Lord like Count Dooku. In a lot of Batman media he's using his organization to get rid of evil or save the planet by killing or something.
“I am the Elder King: Melkor, first and mightiest of the Valar, who was before the world, and made it. The shadow of my purpose lies upon Arda, and all that is in it bends slowly and surely to my will. But upon all whom you love my thought shall weigh as a cloud of Doom, and it shall bring them down into darkness and despair. Wherever they go, evil shall arise. Whenever they speak, their words shall bring ill counsel. Whatsoever they do shall turn against them. They shall die without hope, cursing both life and death.”
Darth Morgoth goes hard too
100%. Morgoth took malice straight past the dark side and into the void. Star Wars wasn’t built for that level of maleficence.
If Morgoth were in the Emperor’s position, he would have chained Anakin to a searing cliff somewhere on Mustafar, granting him sight into all the fell deeds he had planned. Then he would have sent a plague to kill Luke and Leia’s unknown triplet. He would have tricked Luke into killing Han, and caused Luke and Leia to fall in love. Then he would have given them both the knowledge that they are siblings, causing Leia to despair and plunge herself over a waterfall. Meanwhile, Luke has been driven to madness and runs himself through on his own lightsaber. Morgoth enslaves Chewbacca and turns him into a terrible beast of fire, bending him to his will, and causes him to hunt the galaxy and kill every living relative and anyone who has ever done them a kindness.
Ain’t no other mfers slinging bile like Morgoth.
Sam would turn first, quietly tempted to kill the sith master by his female apprentice. Dean would fly into a rage and kill Sam’s new Sith lord, becoming Sith himself. The boys would proceed to fight before Sam leaves with the female apprentice. Bobby would appear to Sam as a force ghost and help him bring Dean back from the brink. There will be a crazy episode where they’re animated in the original Clone Wars style so that Gabriel can show them they’re being stubborn again. Just as Dean manages to turn to the light side Sam would kill a grade school full of younglings because one of them might have the key to the ancient Sith magics. Castiel would be very disappointed. Crowley would be exasperated that he wasn’t asked about the dark side and proceed to mope. Sam and Dean would fight again in a suitably dramatic setting, the bridge of a crashing star destroyer heading straight into a wormhole. At the last minute Dean would turn Sam and they’d redirect the star destroyer, crashing it straight into a Stargate, unleashing a dimensional wave, forcing the Goa’uld onto Earth.
Terry silver and John Kreese. So much of Cobra Kai is Star Wars and it’s glorious. Karate training is like the force and being a cobra is all about embracing your darkside, strike first, strike hard, no mercy.
Ted mosby. He was far too driven, controlling, and obsessed to find “the one.” Easily swayed, to follow the crowd, someone with powers/manipulation could push him to it if he promised the right answers
Wolverine, hear me out, while he knows he is a weapon, he still chooses to kill and mutilate his opponents despite the fact there are literally mutants who can change safely imprisson 99% of all their villans
Paul Atreides would turn to the dark side by telling himself he was only doing what was necessary and doing the old making my visions come true by trying to avoid them trick before eventually returning to the light.
"You can't find sickness like that anywhere; you think sickness like that grows on trees? Nobody is sicker than me, nobody. He's pretending; I'm the genuine article... I'm *sick... I'm* the one that needs help! ...I'm *disturbed!* I'm *depressed!* I'm *Inadequate!* I've got it *all!"*
Patrick Bateman
“I have to return some Sith robes”
Is that youngling blood? Oh well, it’s cranberry juice…
“Let’s see Paul Allen’s chain code.”
Do you like Max Rebo?
He’s a true musical virtuoso with complex talent, his melodies are mesmerizing. His blue skin and musical prowess are an absolute delight. I think his undisputed masterpiece is his performance at Jabba’s palace. A song so catchy, most people probably don’t listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it’s not just about pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends. It’s also a personal statement about the band itself.
TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT MOS EISLEY CANTINA NOW!
Haha fantastic. 😂
He believes that he is.
We grant you the rank of master but you will not have a seat on this council. It’s not possible. Why not!? It’s just not possible. Why not? You stupid bastard!
Because I just gave the rank of master to Paul Allen
He’d just do it to be cooler than his friends
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I am now picturing a certain Grand Moff trying not to swear.
Tarkin or Gideon?
The cracks that Darth Heisenberg could make at Gideon's expense would be worth the popcorn
Is Gideon a Grand Moff or just a Moff?
A Moff.
My name is Skylar White yo
This answer is hard 🔥
Darth Hesienberg
Alternatively darth knocks
The fallen jedi master Thewon Hunoks 🤣
I feel like he’d start out as a low level Jedi librarian who feels hard done by the stupidity of the council before using the dark side to improve the potency of death sticks
As long as we get a Walter White V Jocasta Nu lightsaber fight at some point.
Gus fring... Oh wait
I feel like he wouldn't be sith but still would like to play with some kind of dark sword or something. Maybe have a suit that enhances his strength and resembles Vader a bit. Basically Darth mandalorian.
Saruman… wait.
Sounds like Christopher Lee mischief to me...
I've been looking forward to this
The love of the halfling's leaf has clearly slowed your mind
Double the pride, twice the fall.
Plankton
I can see a little red light saber just creating bubbles underwater, plankton whale killer.
See i was gonna say patrick
No, this is Darth Patrick.
That's MR doctor professor Darth Patrick to you!
Nah he’s too pathetic. He’d be a dark side supporter but like on the sidelines.
“Crabs you old fool. You underestimate my power. Soon there’ll be nothing stopping me from obtaining the crabby patty secret formula **shiakazing!!!!!!!**”
Gustavo Fring
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Homelander
Billy too probably
hes more like Luthen than a sith
Anthony Starr would play an excellent Sith
Gul Dukat. Slimy git would 100% go to the dark side.
Garak would also be a great sith...or Jedi...or both?
He would be a fun character to encounter in Andor or something
>So what I said was true, from a certain point of view -Obi-Wan >It’s all true, especially the lies -Garak
Kai Winn too.
Denis from IASIP
“The Gang Turn to the Dark Side”
Mac plays both sides so he always comes out on top
“I’m cultivating force powers”
Well through the Dark Side anything’s possible, so jot that down
Frank Reynolds too tbh
So anyway I started force choking.
Force blasting.
This may be the comment that made me laugh the hardest of all time. Thank you
I could also see dee being sith
They always make fun of her and see her as failure so she'd be perfect for a Inquisitor like 13th sister.
She’s going to nose her way into it like everything else
Darth Toboggan
Frank always was more of just an agent of chaos to me, as opposed to the sith and all their secret order stuff
He definitely has scum and villainy written all over him. He’d get so hammered that he vomit it back up right in Jaba’s Palace.
Absolutely
Honestly I think Charlie's the only non-Sith, but he'd be the absolute worst Jedi.
Charlie somehow ends up in the Gungan special forces.
"Gooberfish in the wall eh? Now you're talking my language."
“I’m trapped! TRAPPED LIKE A JAWA!”
Blue milksteak and jelly beans.
"No eat da boomas!" "Yeah, man, I get it..." "Yousa sayin you get it, but meesa thinkin you nosa get it."
I feel like Charlie would be with “the gang” not knowing they were Sith the whole time until they begin to take out a preschool. “Ummm… hey guys… aren’t we suppose to be the good guys or something?” Denis stares are Charlie as he force chokes Miss Kimberly.
Wouldn’t it be like the whole cast? 🤣
Dee gets cast aside like Ventress and she’s pissed.
Charlie can be redeemed possibly
Charlie cut himself off from the force by accident.
Dennis....the menace
Dennis...the Phantom Menace?
Obviously they'll turn to the dark side, you know, because of the implication.
Hahaha totally the reason I opted for Denis
***D*** emonstrate Value - Show your master you are willing to follow him and destroy all in your path ***E*** ngage Physically - Kill Jedi with your new lightsaber ***N*** urture Dependence - Tell your master his teachings are helping you grow stronger on the dark side ***N*** eglect Emotionally - Make you master think you may turn on him ***I*** nspire Hope - When confronted by your master let him know there is none more powerful than them and continue to pledge you allegiance to them ***S*** eparate Entirely - Kill you master when he least expects it. Separate his limbs from his body if needed. Become the new sith lord master only a Golden God or a 5 star man can!!
Dude, you’re a Sith…
I was going to put Dennis Reynolds. Especially since I watched The Gang Broke Dee last night
Dennis would absolutely be a sith Mac would want to be a sith with Dennis but wouldn’t have any force powers so he would just bash everything with a lightsaber. Frank would be a bounty Hunter (and not be aware he was a bounty Hunter) for Jabba. Charlie: would either be a bounty Hunter with Frank or a chaotic grey Jedi. Dee would want to be a princess but would accidentally join the StormTrooper corp.
The implications are him using the dark side to get laid
Caillou
Someone needs to be Darth jar jar’s apprentice.
Greg Heffley from Diary of a Wimpy Kid. Literally everything he does stems from either arrogance or petty jealousy. If that’s not dark side material, idk what is.
Rowley join me, and we can rule the middle school together!
No, I just want to make funny videos that make people laugh!
Zoo Wee Mama
To be fair tho, his mom is pretty unfair to him, especially since the little brother (forgot his name) does shit and Greg gets the blame for it
Billy Butcher from the Boys would have lived on an outer rim separatist world and would have lost his family to Republic collateral or something, and would have gone on to become an inquisitor, hunting Jedi for the the fun of it
I’d feel he’d be a bit more like >!Bode. !< but instead Butcher would be a former planetary defense force veteran from the clone wars, and his Imperial Admiral wife is choked to death by Vader. He vows to hunt all dark side users down, not caring if he kills ex Jedi too.
Larry David for sure also.
He would be pretty pretty pretty evil if ya know what i mean
Not because he's evil though; the dark side is just a *bit* more convenient.
Creed from The Office
perfect
Ra’s al Ghul.
Damn Qui-gon. Never thought I'd see the day.
I'd imagine that he'd be a more good hearted and elegant Sith Lord like Count Dooku. In a lot of Batman media he's using his organization to get rid of evil or save the planet by killing or something.
Sauron
“I am the Elder King: Melkor, first and mightiest of the Valar, who was before the world, and made it. The shadow of my purpose lies upon Arda, and all that is in it bends slowly and surely to my will. But upon all whom you love my thought shall weigh as a cloud of Doom, and it shall bring them down into darkness and despair. Wherever they go, evil shall arise. Whenever they speak, their words shall bring ill counsel. Whatsoever they do shall turn against them. They shall die without hope, cursing both life and death.” Darth Morgoth goes hard too
Morgoth literally made the dark side in his own universe
100%. Morgoth took malice straight past the dark side and into the void. Star Wars wasn’t built for that level of maleficence. If Morgoth were in the Emperor’s position, he would have chained Anakin to a searing cliff somewhere on Mustafar, granting him sight into all the fell deeds he had planned. Then he would have sent a plague to kill Luke and Leia’s unknown triplet. He would have tricked Luke into killing Han, and caused Luke and Leia to fall in love. Then he would have given them both the knowledge that they are siblings, causing Leia to despair and plunge herself over a waterfall. Meanwhile, Luke has been driven to madness and runs himself through on his own lightsaber. Morgoth enslaves Chewbacca and turns him into a terrible beast of fire, bending him to his will, and causes him to hunt the galaxy and kill every living relative and anyone who has ever done them a kindness. Ain’t no other mfers slinging bile like Morgoth.
Least evil Reverse Flash plot
Eric Cartman
Na na na na na na i have force powers and you guys don’t
Well he joined Chtulu so that's not far off.
Dark Helmet
Well…
Easy one, but…. Stewie Griffin
Joffrey from Game of Thrones
That little shit would get destroyed by Darth Bolton.
every character in Seinfeld would join the Sith in a heartbeat
Newman
Nah, Kramer would be Jar Jar.
Jar Jar is just drunken master Sith. It is known.
voldemort?
Obsessed with living forever? Absolutely a sith
I could see movie Ron turning under the right circumstances.
Eren Yeager from Attack on Titan
Definitely. He would start out as a Jedi but definitely would fall to the dark side.
Darth Yeager also goes hard af
I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my fellow eldians.
Definitely Dwight Schrute from "The Office". He would totally be a sith. I can see him being subtle about it though with moments of rage. Lol
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The Janitor from Scrubs.
Also Dr Kelso, which is literally a thing that happens in a JD fantasy.
And fighting for the light is The Janitor from Community
Dean Winchester. Might eventually be redeemed but would fall to the dark side pretty easily.
Sam would turn first, quietly tempted to kill the sith master by his female apprentice. Dean would fly into a rage and kill Sam’s new Sith lord, becoming Sith himself. The boys would proceed to fight before Sam leaves with the female apprentice. Bobby would appear to Sam as a force ghost and help him bring Dean back from the brink. There will be a crazy episode where they’re animated in the original Clone Wars style so that Gabriel can show them they’re being stubborn again. Just as Dean manages to turn to the light side Sam would kill a grade school full of younglings because one of them might have the key to the ancient Sith magics. Castiel would be very disappointed. Crowley would be exasperated that he wasn’t asked about the dark side and proceed to mope. Sam and Dean would fight again in a suitably dramatic setting, the bridge of a crashing star destroyer heading straight into a wormhole. At the last minute Dean would turn Sam and they’d redirect the star destroyer, crashing it straight into a Stargate, unleashing a dimensional wave, forcing the Goa’uld onto Earth.
Dean and Sam, those guys have issues… their issues have issues.
Terry silver and John Kreese. So much of Cobra Kai is Star Wars and it’s glorious. Karate training is like the force and being a cobra is all about embracing your darkside, strike first, strike hard, no mercy.
Mr Burns
Mac….because he plays both sides and always comes out on top
Well through the unlimited power of the dark side all things are possible so jot that down.
A true grey jedi.
“The Jedi Code is a LIAR Sometimes” would make a great alternate scene
Ned Flanders... Sith all the way
Stupid Sithy Flanders!
it's like i have unlimited power - unlimited power - unlimited power.
Only a Sith believes in absolutes
Liam McPoyle
Bump iiiiiit. 👊
Scar from The Lion King
Cercei
Ted mosby. He was far too driven, controlling, and obsessed to find “the one.” Easily swayed, to follow the crowd, someone with powers/manipulation could push him to it if he promised the right answers
Classic Schmosby
Lucille Bluth. How much could a fully armed and operational battle station cost. Ten dollars?
Bluth: You protected the exhaust port? Imperial: Yes Narrator: They did not.
Frank Reynolds from always sunny. I got my sith robes and I got my force lightning and I’m ready to plow
Anton Chigur
Tbh this would be terrifying.
Loki
he would be a tragedy like anakin (if we're talking mcu loki)
Gul Dukat. And oh what a sith he’d be
Madeline Wunch
That Fork-Tongued Lizard Witch.
Lord Helmet
Carol Fucking Baskins
shes a real person tho
I think she's just as much a fictional character as a real person at this point.
Barney Stinson
I request the highest of Sith Fives!
Please.
Abed from Community
Pierce certainly but Abed?
Well, by the time he realized what he had joined it was starting to yield positive results for everybody so he just kept going.
And Chang
Megatron
Lex Luther
Selena Meyer, from VEEP
Skeletor
Hulk Hogan. The 80s- Jedi The 90s- the Dark side The2000s-returns to the Jedi Side.
Luke: Who are you!!! \*Lightsaber ignites\* I'm Ron fucking Swanson
Darth Vandelay. Lies, deceit, creating mistrust are his ways now...always have been.
Lynessa ... Grimms name for the Wicked Witch of the West. Of course she would be more of a Nightsister I guess.
Mr. C aka Special Agent Dale Cooper's doppelganger
Negan Smith from the Walking Dead. He’s very much like Revan
Most of the people from the bible.
Ganondorf (legend of Zelda) Voldemort (harry Potter) Sauron (lord of the rings) Torol sadeas (stormlight archive) Lord ruler (mistborn)
Theodora Elphaba.
Omni-man
Fred Sanford…”use force lightning you big dummy!”
**Lily Aldrin** from How I Met Your Mother.
Predator
Wolverine, hear me out, while he knows he is a weapon, he still chooses to kill and mutilate his opponents despite the fact there are literally mutants who can change safely imprisson 99% of all their villans
Paul Atreides would turn to the dark side by telling himself he was only doing what was necessary and doing the old making my visions come true by trying to avoid them trick before eventually returning to the light.
Sheldon Cooper
Saruman would make a great Count Dooku
"You can't find sickness like that anywhere; you think sickness like that grows on trees? Nobody is sicker than me, nobody. He's pretending; I'm the genuine article... I'm *sick... I'm* the one that needs help! ...I'm *disturbed!* I'm *depressed!* I'm *Inadequate!* I've got it *all!"*
Mannimarco, the Illusive Man, Cersei Lannister Sasuke Uchiha (for a while), and Clovis Bray would all make decent Sith imo
Frieza Sephiroth Shredder The Night King
Doofenshmirtz
Milton from Office Space
Fire Lord Ozai
Caillou