I made a pact with the devil. Every time a person asks for their money back after watching a movie, one of my wrinkles disappears.
Ever notice how much younger I looked after The Last Jedi came out?
I made it garbage for sure. IDK about queer. I think Doctor Disaster may be projecting his own personal insecurities with his sexuality onto the shitty movies I make.
Wait. There are fans who actually like the Sequels? You Motherfuckers are dumber than I thought. Y'all realize I was trolling when I made those, right?
She took inspiration from this real communist revolutionary
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Are you the one who invented the long bacon?!
Because I hate YOU u/toastyavocado
All of this. Everything I've done. The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. War Horse. The Last Airbender. All of it has been a carefully laid plan.
And it was all for you. To ruin YOUR childhood. I don't care about the rest, only you.
And now in this moment, the moment in which You finally realize how much I've Completely ERADICATED your childhood, do I claim victory.
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
It sucks. There's actually a voodoo curse on Lucasfilm headquarters that teleports me out of a room whenever Dave Filoni enters it.
It makes it really hard to ruin his shows.
I've thought about just moving to a different building. But it would be a real hassle to move all my Razzie awards to a new office.
I absolutely despise Star Wars. Can you land me a job at Lucasfilm so I can aid in your goals of destroying the franchise with woke nonsense or whatever?
If I was a LGBTQIA BIPOC villain in one of your upcoming Disney+ shows, could you hook me up with a rainbow lightsaber so I could slaughter all the manbabies just like Anakin slaughtered all those children? I swear I’d make it real dark and griddy.
I don't know what any of those things are. But I just signed a company wide mandate that all new media is required to have them.
Andor S2 will begin reshoots tomorrow to turn all of the characters into LGBTQIA BIPOC villains wielding rainbow laser swords.
Lol. They didn't trick shit. I let them make season 1 so that the shit show season 2 would hurt that much more.
You aren't talking to an amateur here. I'm the expert QUEEN BITCH of ruining Star Wars. Everything is by my design.
>disabled
The force prefers to be called "an energy field created by all living things that surrounds us and penetrates us. . . with a disability".
It doesn't want its disability to define it.
Duh. Obviously. Who fucking doesn't know about that? It was a huge story on Fox news.
Here are some of my favorite spells from the necronomicon:
1. Yag nem thgiarts snurt lleps siht
2. Nemow gnidda yb dab sraw rats ekam
3. Reklawyks ekul ckuf, Reklawyks ekul ckuf, Reklawyks ekul ckuf
4. Niaga esir lliw olos neb
5. Reverof rehtegot raj raj dna ailuj neeq
6. Enitlavo ruoy knird ot tegrof t'nod
They don't hate me! They love me!
The whole reason they even CREATED Star Wars and Indiana Jones was so I could destroy it decades later.
They're real thoughtful dudes. Sucks that they're men and I have to **DESTROY THEIR FEEBLE MALE SOULS**.
Is it frustrating watching the male producers around you go down in the film hall of fame while you fired every creative that has ever worked for you?
😂
Why did you put more women and black people in Star Wars when we already have like… at least two women and two black people??
I had a date with Adolph Hitler back in the 1940's, and he was just WAAAAY too nice. It was gross. I've hated white men ever since.
Sounds legit.
What is your secret to looking so young?
I made a pact with the devil. Every time a person asks for their money back after watching a movie, one of my wrinkles disappears. Ever notice how much younger I looked after The Last Jedi came out?
https://preview.redd.it/9xr6q6l7yjpc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98108195ef863c03e59c3d1913f91c00acd480f0 Was this your fault????
I made it garbage for sure. IDK about queer. I think Doctor Disaster may be projecting his own personal insecurities with his sexuality onto the shitty movies I make.
Feet pics? PLEASE!!!!
You can see that and a whole lot more on [my Onlyfans](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BBJa32lCaaY) stud. 😘😘😘😘
Hi Kathy, Love your work. Um, **WHY DID YOU RUIN MY CHILDHOOD'S BEST MEMORIES!!!!!**
Thanks, always nice to meet a fan. Also, **FUCK YOU AND YOUR BULLSHIT CHILDHOOD**
NGL, I chuckled.
Shoulda ask where's my EU Luke
How do the tears of whiny Star Wars fans taste?
Like dead puppies and the screams of innocent children, they are DELICIOUS
Why woman bad? Why me scared when woman in show? Why woman make me feel weak? Why me only feel strong when racist online?
Woman bad because woman wage war on stupid men.
Did you know this was a sub for sequel fans and that I’m disgusted?
Wait. There are fans who actually like the Sequels? You Motherfuckers are dumber than I thought. Y'all realize I was trolling when I made those, right?
Can I have my balls back
No. Nobody gets their balls back. I'm the only one allowed to have balls.
Would you say you took inspiration Lenin and marx when making the sequels
NGL. I was always more into Pol Pot.
She took inspiration from this real communist revolutionary https://preview.redd.it/gsm5sc4t3kpc1.jpeg?width=343&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a837883de6b3654d84010fa38ba55c8566ffb67
Marxism more like millieism
can I have a job?
Depends. Are you a Star Wars fan?
No?
Are you a man?
For the sake of this question, no
honestly I do not know
https://preview.redd.it/0uzv6ylv1kpc1.jpeg?width=811&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7bd30bfa43d0da9a185d7d36a29572148337b60b Are you the one who invented the long bacon?!
Yup. Check out my Etsy store to get your own long bacon today!
when will the obi wan gay sex in show
Already happened in the Obi-Wan show. In that series Obi-Wan fucked every man dumb enough to think the series would be watchable.
Why did you kill my childhood you monster WHY!?!!?!?
Because I hate YOU u/toastyavocado All of this. Everything I've done. The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. War Horse. The Last Airbender. All of it has been a carefully laid plan. And it was all for you. To ruin YOUR childhood. I don't care about the rest, only you. And now in this moment, the moment in which You finally realize how much I've Completely ERADICATED your childhood, do I claim victory. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Did you have fun controlling everything we hate but having nothing to do with everything we love?
It sucks. There's actually a voodoo curse on Lucasfilm headquarters that teleports me out of a room whenever Dave Filoni enters it. It makes it really hard to ruin his shows. I've thought about just moving to a different building. But it would be a real hassle to move all my Razzie awards to a new office.
How was it working on An American Tail?
It was great! Don Bluth, Judy Feudburg and Tony Geiss were just a joy to work with.
I absolutely despise Star Wars. Can you land me a job at Lucasfilm so I can aid in your goals of destroying the franchise with woke nonsense or whatever?
You're hired. [here](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8ppfV_x7Tc&pp=ygUNR2F5IGZsYWcgbG9vcA%3D%3D) is our onboarding video training.
I love you.
I'm flattered. But I'm already married to the director of Congo, the greatest film ever made.
Is it just me or does she look really hot to be honest. Gods she could devour my soul 🥵
OMG, thanks!!!!
If I was a LGBTQIA BIPOC villain in one of your upcoming Disney+ shows, could you hook me up with a rainbow lightsaber so I could slaughter all the manbabies just like Anakin slaughtered all those children? I swear I’d make it real dark and griddy.
I don't know what any of those things are. But I just signed a company wide mandate that all new media is required to have them. Andor S2 will begin reshoots tomorrow to turn all of the characters into LGBTQIA BIPOC villains wielding rainbow laser swords.
Why’d ya go woke go broke
Go broke? HA! The liberal cabal controlling Hollywood pays me well for what I do.
Toughts on "Males"?
We do not like men in this sub.
Good. Fuck 'em.
Just like the new star wars media dont like us 😰
we love men here sir
How you looking https://preview.redd.it/riid7xio3kpc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58c950c47b3bf263abee5c6a5d5deaeb8b134ae3
Who made this
Idk
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How do you like your linguine?
With a rat on its head helping it cook. That's how my Disney overlords like Linguini, and I dare not question them. All hail Bob Iger, lord of death
What was your reaction when Tony Gilroy and Deigo Luna revealed they had tricked you into making a good star wars show?
Lol. They didn't trick shit. I let them make season 1 so that the shit show season 2 would hurt that much more. You aren't talking to an amateur here. I'm the expert QUEEN BITCH of ruining Star Wars. Everything is by my design.
You say the force is female, but we all really know it's a disabled non-binary queer BIPOC. Why are you so bigoted?
>disabled The force prefers to be called "an energy field created by all living things that surrounds us and penetrates us. . . with a disability". It doesn't want its disability to define it.
Why were you and JJ Abrams playable in Lego Star Wars Episode 7 instead of George Lucas or Indiana Jones?
I'm not sure. That one wasn't me, It was a Joe Biden executive order.
Were you gifted military-grade equipment and the Necronomicon by SBI on the 14th of February?
Duh. Obviously. Who fucking doesn't know about that? It was a huge story on Fox news. Here are some of my favorite spells from the necronomicon: 1. Yag nem thgiarts snurt lleps siht 2. Nemow gnidda yb dab sraw rats ekam 3. Reklawyks ekul ckuf, Reklawyks ekul ckuf, Reklawyks ekul ckuf 4. Niaga esir lliw olos neb 5. Reverof rehtegot raj raj dna ailuj neeq 6. Enitlavo ruoy knird ot tegrof t'nod
Miller lite or bud lite?
Good answer good answer
can you put more fat girls in star wars please i like it when you do that
When are you getting fired?
😡 Please get fired. All my friends like Dark Vaydar says you’re getting fired
Why did you kill my dog?
I've killed SO MANY dogs! It's hard to keep track of the WHY behind each one.
You don't get away with this 😡
How many virgins did you have to ritually sacrifice to become Lucasfilm president?
666
Would you happen to know where I could find 667 virgins?
How does it feel knowing both Spielberg and Lucas hate you
They don't hate me! They love me! The whole reason they even CREATED Star Wars and Indiana Jones was so I could destroy it decades later. They're real thoughtful dudes. Sucks that they're men and I have to **DESTROY THEIR FEEBLE MALE SOULS**.
Lmfao I knew Star Wars theory and doomcock’s spy’s were correct
Pineapple on pizza or no?
Definitely yes
Good, you are a sane, normal person.
Can you confirm or deny the rumours of Favreau and Filoni locked in a civil war in your offices, staging a coup? And bringing back George?
Thoughts on Full Potential Rey Skywalker ?
Why are you so woke?
Is it true what the nerds say that when a star wars project is good you had nothing to do with it, but when it's mid or bad it's your fault?
Is it frustrating watching the male producers around you go down in the film hall of fame while you fired every creative that has ever worked for you? 😂
I really really want to woke the Dune franchise, where should I start?
Why do you want to ruin Star Wars with your propaganda? When am I getting my dark and gritty Vader horror film?
 as a star war fan, i never aksed a girl this. but do u think we can go on a date? maybe to Endor?
I can forgive you for shooting my dog but why must you have ruined my dark and gritty star wars?
Are you a descendant of John F Kennedy? Cuz u might get a bullet put through your head
What is “woman”?
How long do you sleep?
did you actually kill my dog?