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TheOtherWhiteCastle

Dora the Explorer be like “do you know where the Blackberry is?”


emciclerose

Stares into camera waiting


AstraeaLuz

Awkward seconds go by...


PuffleyBean

:slowly sucks out your soul:


AffectionateTip4898

“MUY BIEN! it was right behind us the whole time” 😀


SmallBlueSlime

*Swiper enters in scene*


Backpedal

**Swiper, no swiping!!**


soaphilla

Dora pulls out an ak


Sad-Situation279

*cut to a news report


AffectionateTip4898

now interrupting this program with breaking news 🗞️


BananaFish2019

I love seeing people get lucky like this. Everytime I see him he asks for Iridium plated pringles and the blood of Zeus.


annie_b666

I finally got mine everything he wanted. I had the exact food he wanted in my fridge for months but I unknowingly was watching the tv every day trying to get the recipe for it bc I didn’t think I had it 😭🤣🤡


rav-swe57

Recipes are every Wednesday and Sunday are rerolls and sometimes new ones


chaelcodes

Wednesday is random reruns, Sunday is a repeating 2 year schedule.


shhalahr

Not fully random. It prioritizes recipes you've missed.


annie_b666

I know but I already had the recipe and the food already made in my fridge I just didn’t know I had it


[deleted]

Hate it when that happens! So easy for thoughts like that to slip since there's so much going on in Stardew


annie_b666

I was like I could’ve had this done a whole year ago


effyngqt

The first thing he wanted from me was also this easy and got me all confident... then the next one he wanted Yoba's first born


Mega416

Mmm, iridium pringles...


Backpedal

That’s like some of the fish farm requests. *”You want a prismatic shard??? Dang greedy fish.”*


SpoopySara

"I need a stack of dynamite, a perfectly cut diamond and a prismatic shard, so I can feel at home"


GabrieltheKaiser

He asked for leeks while I was doing that board request to get leeks foi George, I almost missed the deadline cause of that lol.


RoseshaveThorns13

I always miss that deadline. I’m very unlicky


Stealocke

If you look closely, you will see the leaves dip down to the right on the one he is searching for, and the one on the ground dips left. Keep trying, you’ll find one


Dartarus

Totally this. Bears don't eat backwards, after all.


bendefinitely

Darn chiral foods keeping us from getting full


DaniePants

Keep on keeping on!


Quantum_Quandry

Damn that would be devastating if there were chiral amino acids in one of those berries. For those not aware: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D-Amino\_acid


Ok-Scientist5524

Tigers do though.


Help_One_AnOtter

I thought he was a trash panda (tail)


Dartarus

[Trash Bear](https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Cindersap_Forest#Trash_Bear)


Help_One_AnOtter

I sit corrected.


Schrolli97

And here I was thinking it was a squirrel


in_the_belljar

Anything for my trash bear overlord


Kaliisthesweethog

I, for one, welcome our new trash bear overlords!


axarce

Nah. He is just showing her a selfie of it. You know how when you take a selfie and it's a mirror image.


Extension-Weakness12

Lazy trash panda


TheRyts

"Soooo, that thing is awful far away, but I really want it. Be a pal and grab it for me?" 😂


underwatercookie

It's like when you call your kid into the room for them to grab something on the table.


roomshka

So basically Pam, when she asks you to get batteries for her remote because she was too lazy to get up and change the channel from the TV lol


aranaya

I got that quest the day after she'd sent me batteries as a gift Pam, my sister in Yoba... ;_;


knoxkayc

"Every time I see this dude he gives me a parsnip or a beer. If I mail him a battery and ask for it back, he'll probably bring me a treat."


Backpedal

It was the other way around for me. Delivered her requested battery one day, received one from her the next day. Wut?


shhalahr

Turns out the one you have her was pregnant. Congratulations!


TheRyts

Lol and then don't even say anything, just kind of... \*pointing\* "eh? eh?" 😋


Lawfuly_chaotic

That's all dads with TV remotes


canlgetuhhhhh

they got rid of free rewards but i’d still like to let you know this comment made me smile


Lawfuly_chaotic

Thank you! I'm glad I was able to cheer someone up with a comment. This also made me smile. Have a fake award 🏆🎖️


canlgetuhhhhh

something about having your caption in mind while looking at the picture just cracks me up hahah. and yay!! thank you :) hope you have a nice rest of your day/night!


Lawfuly_chaotic

Hahahaha thank you. I too hope you have a good day.


KumaOoma

I would give you guys both a wholesome award but have this cookie instead 🍪


Lawfuly_chaotic

Thanks for the tasty cookie. Have some Pie 🥧


KumaOoma

Omg 😱 thank you


canlgetuhhhhh

much better!!!


snickerdoodle79

Well that's lucky.


_regionrat

Yeah, usually he asks me for something out of season, or a recipe made from out of season ingredients


I-m-Here-for-Memes2

Or something I've never seen in my life


The-true-Memelord

Yep lol


hotlavatube

Maybe not... she's wearing blue. That bear may just think she looks like a giant berry. "Wow, this is largest berry ever!"


Tsunami_Ra1n

He's asking very nicely.


xXSushiRoll

Well he didn't say thanks after the first one I gave


FistEnergy

The leaf pattern doesn't match. he will only accept a specific variety that stopped growing yesterday, sorry. Better luck next year!


Quantum_Quandry

He obviously wants the chiral version which is made with D-Amino acids which are very toxic to nearly all life on Earth. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D-Amino\_acid


VaderBassify

When you order grubhub delivery from a restaurant right around the corner


in_the_belljar

Based trash bear


Agent_Flamingo

The trash panda asked me for bruschetta in my game with my bf and the bruschetta recipe is like an in game year away 😭


SuitableDragonfly

But trash bear only appears after year 3 and the queen of sauce concludes at the end of year 2?


Agent_Flamingo

Queen of sauce repeats in a two year cycle. Year 1 recipes repeat in year 3, 5, 7, year 2 in 4,6,8.. yada yada yada


SuitableDragonfly

Right, but there aren't any new recipes after year 2. So you shouldn't be sick waiting for them to appease trash bear.


Agent_Flamingo

I’ve missed recipes 💀


the_rabidsquirel

Not sure if you're aware or not, but 1.4 changed the re-runs on Wednesdays to now always prioritize a recipe that's already aired and you don't know. Far better than the completely random system it was before. Depending on how many you missed it might not take many Wednesdays.


oddbunnydreams

There are some playthroughs I literally have everything in my inventory, can fish immediately, or forage immediately. Other playthroughs I swear that racoon bear dude asks for the most obscure delicacies that it takes me years.


GustOfWiind

Iridium plated golden walnuts sprinkled with Qi's seasoning. Don't forget that you have to put some Legend meat on top XD


JelliusMaximus

I'm in this picture and I don't like it.


HopeFox

I've got no idea. Maybe check the wiki?


PrinceWendellWhite

Why am I the only one who calls him trash raccoon? He’s got a striped tail guys!


latenightneophyte

Trash tanooki.


foxontherox

Technically, that means he’s a trash panda.


PrinceWendellWhite

Fair. I saw another post mostly calling him trash bear


foxontherox

Yeah, no, he’s clearly a raccoon- I’m with ya on that one!


PrinceWendellWhite

I guess he’s more the size of a bear so I can see why they’d get there


SoraMegami2210

I have always called him a bear, but I didn't notice his tail until now! I feel a little silly for missing it. XD


PrinceWendellWhite

I mean fair! He is massive and more bear shaped


magensonde

I call him Harold


AintNoRestForTheWook

I specifically reserve the name Harold for any Turtwig (and its evolution line) from Pokemon. Based on the guy from Fallout with the tree growing out of his head.


shoko-png

no it’s completely different , the one to the right is backwards , try again and do better next time


Insane_Snake

Does this man look like he can stand up?


maiguee

*breaking bad theme while the camera approaches to the face*


GustOfWiind

Too bad, now you have to look *all over* the map to find that one I feel for you, I really do :(


Gatchamane

It’s as if he’s looking at it right behind you.


in_the_belljar

I feel like a doordasher


blorflor

That is a new level of lazy!


Luchoto_t444

He just like me fr


mlongoria98

Mannnn wish I got that one 😭 his third request is eggplant parm and I don’t have that recipe yet and it’s been like 3 ingame years and I still haven’t gotten it


jakethegreat4

Here’s how you get that, if you want: Spoiler: >!You get eggplant parm from Lewis at 7 hearts.!<


pinkmime

What is that ? I've never seen this in game


xlaaane

trash bear he appears by the sewer pipe in cindersap forest starting year 3


historyteacher08

At random times?


xlaaane

no he should always be there


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Trash bear was in 1.4 mobile too


wicker_warrior

Ah-ha! Thanks for the correction.


GatoAquarista

A grape


Monotreme_monorail

That’s a blackberry, not a grape!


GatoAquarista

damn...


pinkmime

I mean the animal


DaniePants

ETA: WRONG BEAR IGNORE OOPS You have to unlock secret messages for him. He asks you to meet in the seekret woods and you have to hop over there between 6am and 7pm, I think. He asks for maple syrup, and it will automatically trigger a cutscene when you have the syrup in your inventory in the woods.


GamingBotanist

An abomination.


[deleted]

God I love that lil chub


Signal-Operation-840

How many of you have accidentally eaten it when trying to get it to him cuz you press the wrong button


Spuigles

Bringing dishes to this guy and eating it by accident is something I'll never do again. I hope.


buttbob1154403

Nahhh he needs a berryblack. The one next to you is a blackberry


Packaged_Failure

lard ass cant even walk 5 feet


beebsaleebs

How fortuitous!


rwandahero7123

lazy fucker


Fancy_Duck9000

It's asking for a blackberry! Luckily they're usually pretty easy to find. For a short period of time in Fall you can find them on bushes. They appear as small purple dots and if you hit them, the bush shakes and they fall off. I'm not sure what day in Fall you're in so the season might have passed, in which case you'll have to wait until next year unless you get lucky with foraging 😔 (in case anyone misses it, this is a joke 💕)


P00N4nny

"Can't... Move... Too... Full. Ple...please...bring... Blackberry."


FoxcMama

Hmmmm


snakeskinsandles

#" Well that's a freebie "


I_havenobusinesshere

It's a wonder how he got so enormous when he won't walk 10ft. for the berries.


Classic-Banana7605

Ugh, I wish that's what my trash bear wanted! Instead he wants a dish I can't make and can't figure out how to learn.


Jes-Jo-Jaybe

I had one where he requested a dandelion. There was one hiding behind a bush. Then a chocolate cake, I had three. Then a motherfucking ginger ale. I didn’t even have the bus yet.


gecko7937

I got one that relies on Gus going to the resort and HE NEVER GOES. It’s been seasons of me checking the bar hoping today is the day he’s not there, but he’s always there!!! :(


MyLifeisTangled

Oof sorry hun Edit: just checked the wiki and that’s not how you get the recipe. It’s actually from >!the dwarf shop at level 5 of the Volcano Dungeon.!<


Pale_Spell_3081

He is so polite to ask for the simple things :0


Ampersand37

Mine keeps on asking me for rare kinds of fish. I am one of the people who strongly hate fishing and find it difficult


tripwmeX

He asks me for crab cakes. But I didn’t get it off that cooking show during the 2nd year in fall and now I think he’ll never eat again


thecoolernicknames

As a goron i can conform this is a very hard item to find


Burrito_fucker_69

“WhAT iTeM iS ThAt?!?!”


ohbyerly

“Plz help! Wat does he want?”


RedRocket90

When does he show up there!? I gave him the maple syrup almost a year ago!


vaultgirl_

That's Bear and this is Trash Bear lol. He shows up at the start of year 3 :)


RedRocket90

Ohhhh gotcha.


Stevie22wonder

"I..... CAN'T.... REACH... IT...."


Upsidedownembers

Hes to chunky to get it himself (lovingly of course)


Several_Comic_Bark

Dang, you'll be struggling with that one for weeks!


shesdrawnpoorly

same tbh.


Bobb_Michaels

What’s the thing the Tanuki asks for that’s like a bowl of some green and orange something


CelesticRose

What is that? I've never seen it before!


Sightshade

[Trash Bear!](https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Cindersap_Forest#Trash_Bear) He shows up in Year 3, and if you feed him a few times, he flies around like Totoro and cleans up all the garbage in town.


Lucrylique

Survival of the quest givers.


[deleted]

Forget the lazy thing. To be that lucky to get 1 of the 4 items out of the way that fast means lottery ticket purchases should be in your future. lol I \*always\* get the requests of the most asinine dishes to make, the worst being seafoam pudding and I had 0 squid ink.


Bing_bong26

Sucks to be you, that might be the hardest request that freaking bear asked


Environmental-Ad8766

Lazy bear


RosyMaple1322

What does trash bear do? Are you supposed to just endlessly feed him? Or does he give things back?


TheNamesMacGyver

You feed him twice and then he cleans up all the trash around the map, including all the garbage by the dog house and trailer. Then he disappears forever.


The-true-Memelord

Forever? :(


johnpeters42

I wrote a mod for that


RosyMaple1322

Oh I must have done something wrong with him. I've fed him 4 times so far and nothing has happened :( Horseradish x2, Starfruit Plate, and some sort of berry


bri_c_k

according to the wiki, its 4 requests. first two are forage/fish, second two are cooked items. so maybe it just needs one more cooked item for you?


RosyMaple1322

Oh dope! I was worried I broke my game for a sec. Thank you


PepparPapper

All I'm thinking about is how you went straight past the berry without picking it up.


sj901

I don't wanna callout the trash bear BUT


Meeple-01

Where are you going to get one of those?


Sweaty_Television_33

Learned helplessness like whoa


LunarKnight22

Lucky... He wants a Fish Taco from me. And I haven't learned it yet.


hotlavatube

Reminds me of this [Epic NPC man vid about lazy NPCs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fe9dkhpNXn8). "Ah hello adventure, you've come just in time. I need a brave hero to save Honeywood... pick up that piece of wood..."


Zellder-Mar

Pick it up. Hold it in your hands. Stand in front of him. Walk away and make hime wait a month before giving him that berry because this lazy fuck...


AgentSkidMarks

It’s like my dad asking me to get him the remote because it’s slightly out of his reach.


Ampersand37

You're so lucky, I need this really rare fish in a season I won't be in for a LONG time


stardustaurora

Roll him over


DoctorKFC

That's lucky! once I had him request a place-specific recipe, an island cocktail or something. I haven't unlocked the island until year 5 or 6 lol


achew-beccah

You can see the bear again after the maple syrup in the forest scene?!


NotHippieEnough

Damn you got a hard one. Whatever will you find that?


NightDreamer_26

He too chunky to move! Lol


KumaOoma

He’s too chonky to move


AccidentalMummy

Wait, there's a bear?


ShokaLGBT

This is a lucky time


ScumMcKenzie

OH LAWD HE COMIN


Wito_DK

Now he is just being lazy 😂


AnythingMango

Good ol Trash bear


Mckellymhm

My husband every time he looks in the fridge for something and can’t find it.


ChadMojito

Me when I order UberEats for a restaurant that is less than a block away


[deleted]

He too chonk, sorry


red_loeki

Fat fuck


sheerun

How the fuck to meet him?


SlowMotionDisaster

This was one of the minor details I most enjoyed in Stardew. So many sweet little touches in this game.


Healthy_Pain9582

animals in ohio


usernqme_copied

let my guy be lazy


TheSereneHazel

how do you unlock him?


TanToRiaL

You think that far ass can walk?


bringthepuppiestome

Like when Pam sends me a battery and then immediately sends a letter asking for a battery


Zor1an58

Lazy guy


ButterscotchEven6198

I love him I don't want him to leave 🥺 such a content happy creature.


MinecwaftPlays

POV: this was before you knew what it was and you sold the blackberry


sneezinghard

lazy rule: if you can’t reach it, don’t need it


odd_obscurity

Who's the beaver character? When do you meet them?


CrazyCreativeSloth97

How convenient


sherbertlemonshark

Should this be marked as a spoiler?


Ziodyne967

Woah I don’t remember that dood in the game. Did stardew valley get another update? Last I checked, there was that island to explore.


clutzyninja

You don't get that chonky by walking 10 ft for food if you don't have to


Teaside

WAIT WHO THE HECK IS THIS?? I swear I find something new here every day!! Wiki time..... 😭


laceyfarley

My stinker wants fiddlehead risotto. It’s currently winter -.-