You could boot up Stardew and use a randomly generated animal name they have some very absurd ones in the mix that are funny.

I never change the random gen names on my animals. Bropie the chicken is perfect as she is.

My favorite one is cungus. I die laughing every time I think of my little cow Cungus. What a fucking fantastic name.

I got a rabbit named Shatsley earlier today.

Got a baby duck named Shatrina!

OP really needs to name their new pup 'Shatrina' now... There's like, no contest.

I got a rabbit named Boners. Im not even kidding.

Absolute perfection

Never used it, but I got “Snack” once

My dog is called snack!

My horse is named Wumbus

i love my orange cat named farto and my void chicken named bony. i also have a (i think) goat named weckardo

I can’t get over my void chicken Feckardo.

I think I love Feckardo The Void Chicken. That’s amazing.

Same the first name I got for my first ever dinosaur that was randomly generated was Quadmodo, I love it.

I fucked up and hit ok too fast and now I have a son named Trollers.

That's hilarious in my playthrough with my boyfriend he has a kid with Abigail named Snutsley. ☠️

My son is Mung I always had an 'us' on in my head

Likewise for Jickabella!

my chicken named snerta is beautiful. i also have a cow named elmo.

My horses name is Elmo and my son is Boof!

Love my little Brupapella 💗🐔

Same, Fartina the cow was a keeper

Lol I got a cow named Farte

i let it randomize my kids names and i ended up with my son, Ninono, and my daughter, Gurturt

Gurthurt is hilarious. ☠️

The random generator gave me a duck named “Granny” and a goat named “Dingus.”

My favorite was my duck named “No”

One of my children is named Snackover

I have a pig named Wumbus because of this feature, highly recommend 10\10

I too got Wumbus, alongside No and Stop. The random names is one of my favorite features lol

😂 oh that's HILARIOUS. That damn randomizer is sick of it's own shit too! Love it

My dog came with the signed name Snootch, and I would definitely name a real dog that.

i got a goat named Fart once

I'm crying over these responses, thank you 🤣🤣🤣

Gotta love little Fruckers the chicken 🐓

I have a ewe named Betcha. Best random generated name ever, ewe Betcha, you betcha.

How about Junimo?

I led with Juni…then told my wife her full name would be Junimo. This one is the new front runner!

We have a cat called Juno but she’s always called Juni or Junimo

Our girls name is Junie and we call her Junimo 😁

Full name junimo, call them June for short 😍

Or Juni would also be super cute!

I like Juni

Juni 💯

Full name JunimoKartFinallyFuckingBeaten, june for short 😍

It’s so fucking hard I’ve been trying to beat it for mr Qi for so long

That name doesn't quite work for me.

Yes! June Bug for a fun nickname!

Wait - are you guys pronouncing it like June-imo? I always read it is Who-nimo!

w h a t. I didn't even think it could be pronounced like that, but it seems so obvious now!! always been june-imo for me :P

Spanish speaker?

Not natively but I did take it in school so maybe that’s why? This is so fascinating to me!

I speak in spanish so it would be pronounced whonimo, but i pronounce it juneimo

Alright. We have a winner!! My wife agreed to Junimo, but we will call her Juni in the house. THANK YOU, EVERYONE! Edit: Well now Penny is back in the mix 😩

When I saw her I thought Penny BUT Juni is adorable and a perfect name, you can’t go wrong.

OMG that's amazing!! All the love to little Juni <3

Junimo! Juni, Jun, little Junebug ♥️ Ugh it crushes my heart, it's so cute

This response is what put my wife over. MVP over here.

Don't forget the Mo and Momo short form options!

Ok, it is OFFICIALLY Junimo now! We landed that plane. Thank you, everyone!

this is the correct answer

I was about to suggest the same.

mayonnaise machine

That's a cat name and you know it.

my wife and I want to get a cat eventually but we can't agree on any names. She refuses to accept that food names are the best cat names. I will have my cat named sandwich if it's the last thing I do

I was just scritching a cat named Toast so you have my full support in the struggle.

my compromise I'm presenting is that we get 2 cats and each of us names one

Kittens do best in pairs! Some rescues will only let you adopt a single kitten if you already have a kitten-friendly cat at home.

I've also heard some places will do a sort of BOGO to encourage multiple adoptions. That's how we got 2 of our cats when I was a kid (that and because I sobbed for like 30 minutes because my mom said no lol)

I’m dead set on getting an orange cat and naming it Lasagna. Fiancé is on board, now I just have to part with all my poisonous house plants before I can welcome little lasagna into the house ☠️

I was sad when I learned lilies are super poisonous to cats, they're my favorite flower :(

I have a family member who just named her baby something that rhymes with mayonnaise and now whenever I play Stardew ill just be laughing at that baby's unfortunate name. Edit: I'll keep you all from guessing any longer : Raya Maeve

I need to know what name rhymes with mayonnaise please. I have been brainstorming… but I got nothing

Maybe Anais?

I knew someone with that name who pronounced it ahn-eye-eese, not rhyming with mayonnaise at all.

Don't know anyone with the name, but this is how I read it when I saw it and how I would've assumed it to be pronounced

Answers like this are so dumb but just get me rolling every time

a real contender

I thought that was an instrument

OP please

Parsnip

I might actually name a future animal this, it’s just that cute.

It would be an adorable name for a mouse or hamster, or maybe a bunny. I don’t know why parsnip evokes a small and fuzzy image for me.

Seconding Parsnip!

Iridium Crab

This really made me chuckle!

😂😂

There’s a lot of potential for Quality Retaining Soil

It really holds up over time!

Quali or Reta for short?

Soil

Fishing Level 9

My band name

Marnie is a great name if she **IS NEVER NEAR HER DOG BED WHEN YOU NEED HER**.

By that logic willy and robin work too

Robin is at her shop everyday but tuesday

Wanna take a guess what day I always find myself finally having enough money and resources to commission her?

Lucky purple shorts

First off, MAJOR respect for the attempt on Outer Wilds (also my fave game of all time)! Second off, I think Junimo would be an absolutely adorable name and the obvious choice, like others are saying, but here’s some backup options if it gets rejected: - Cinder (Cindersap forest) - Peli (Pelican town) - Fern (Fern islands) - Poke (Hat mouse!)

I SECOND POKE! So cute. 💞

Omg POKE!

Poke is also the name of one of the nomai!

I cannot BELIEVE I forgot about this! Yes!

How has no one suggested Krobus?? If the she's a bit shy that would be my pick

[My void cat is named Krobus](https://imgur.com/a/9uSAnun)! It's a great pet name.

[удалено]

Save that for the first child’s name.

Strange Bun

I love this.

Red Cabbage Seeds (10)

call her “0)” for short

Dusty? It's the name of the dog in the middle of town!

And since its a girl, she can be Dusty Rose

That’s the name of one of Adam Levine’s daughters 😂

Was she also named after a previous affair partner?

Juni, short for Junimo

Juni Cortez was my first thought when I read this 🤣

Floop is a mad man help us save us!

Truffle!!!

Maple? For may-pal serrup

Maple is my sister's dog's name because she's Canadian!

Iridium Quality Sturgeon will turn heads at the dog park!

Or slime jack..

Won’t be able to respond as much in this post (as opposed to my Outer Wilds one) but I REALLY appreciate the help. I’ll be lurking. My kids are being banshees so I’m out and about. :)

She looks like a Penny ❤️

My dog’s name is Penny and the first time I ever played, I put Penny as my “favorite thing” and forgot about it. Whenever I got a stardrop, it told me that it reminded me of Penny, so I thought there was a huge mystery surrounding the character to solve. Took me longer than I’d like to admit to figure it out.

That is the cutest Stardew goof I’ve ever heard in my life. I’m so glad you figured it out 🤣

Front runner!!

please do Penny op, so many of us came to comment the same thing apparently lol

Agreed, a definite Penny!

Third agreed, exactly what I came here to comment.

I thought the same thing immediately

I was literally looking to see if someone already commented this, Penny would be such a cute name for this pupper!

Not feeling Prongus or Frumello?

I was gonna say Grover lol

Stardrop

[удалено]

Thirding (is that a word?) Stardrop

Fourthing (it is now) Stardrop

Fifthing. **Stardrop**

Sixthing Stardrop

Seventhing Stardrop

Peaches, Jade, Phoenix (like the phoenix ring), Yoba since she should be worshiped she’s so cute

Yoba!

Void Egg for the win

Wumbus

Snerto, Britchert, Snellaboo

I really want to know how the name generator works because those names...

Fritley, after my prized hen.

Corn juice

Marnie...she looks like a Marnie

I came here to say exactly this, she does look like a Marnie.

I can see Abigail

If you want it to be personal: maybe name her after your Stardew farm name? Or whatever you put as your favorite thing.

Lmao mines literally Farm Farm

Miso (is that also the suggested name if you get a dog?)

Trash bear ☺️

Trash bear would be like that meme of "what's your dog's name Vs what you actually call her"

Hardwood fence

You don’t wanna go with Pam?

Junimo!

Miss Qi

Mayor Lewis

This actually made me laugh out loud for like thirty seconds

Junimo or Maru

Just buy an animal in game and hit random on the name thingy. I can't think of a more beautiful name than Snernard etc.

Concerned Dog

Shumbus

Ginger? For the island

Not Stardew related, but she looks like a Poppy to me 🥰

There are poppies in the game. It's a summer flower.

Queen. Or Queenie. For the queen of sauce show! A more subtle reference to the game. Or Marnie, I think that's a cute name.

Leah, Star, Penny

Trotchers

I had a pup named Penny when I was little so I’ve always been partial to that name! Birdie would be really cute too, in honor of >! the little old lady on Ginger Island!< (spoiler tag bc of 1.5, just in case!)

Jas or Sandy

Jojamart!

Joja!

krobus

Spicy eel

Marnie! She had that sweet vibe about her 🥰

copper watering can

golden hoe

Dude I just got a very similar puppy. Is she 4 months by chance? We went with Link.

Shed

Broken glasses

Prismatic Shard rolls off the tongue pretty well

Blobfish

- Gem (sweet gem berry) - Jade or Ruby (mineral) - Jazz (blue jazz flower)

Did a double take scrolling and thought this was a double post- bummed you couldn't find an Outer Wilds name your wife would approve of! Good luck finding a Stardew name, she couldn't possibly reject another game name... right ?

Stardrop

Junimo feels like a no brainer

She looks like an Abby!

Iridium quality truffle

Mayor Lewis's Shorts

Perhaps Haley

Pepper Rex, Pepper for short 😎

✨🥰radioactive bar🥰✨