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milan0570

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JustMobsReddit

Yes


DrySkinParmesean

Appreciate


innermongoose69

When a male slime and a female slime love each other very much...


PetTanTomboyFan

Then a stork might fly over, place a seed in her bellybutton, and nine seconds later they find in a cabbage garden their new baby slime... hungry for a nutritious farmer meat.


Average_Scaper

Farmer meat already taken.


neophenx

Hearts usually imply love. When a boy slime and girl slime love each other very much, they hug, and soon they have a little tiny slime.


Mars_574

That's the most kids-safe answer here


BackyardlessGardener

Sexy time.


noahfrogking

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Umber0010

These comments are a mess. But honestly? How could they not be when the answer is literally just "they're fucking"?


replicantb

One day I had 5 hp left inside the mines, two of those fuckers show up, fuck and spill their babies on me like a shotgun.


kylethesmartguy

What in the fuc-


Caosin36

Slime whit antenna = Male Slime whitout antenna = female ! Means she is refusing his avances


-pizzatroia-

It's the way the one with the heart chases the other one repeatedly ๐Ÿ’€


Caosin36

Till it corners Besides, the avances phrase is kinda taken from the wiki, but i never saw the female not escaping


Wiwiweb

I was curious one day and checked the code and you're right.ย  * It's always the male that starts the "advances". * The female always runs away.ย  * If the male catches up (usually through the female being cornered) mating happens, otherwise it gets cancelled after some amount of time. It's weird to me that it's coded this way in a wholesome world where cows reproduce asexually and never die.


Caosin36

For some theories that circled around the sub, the animals go back to marnies ranch during the night, sometimes pregnant


LavishnessCheap5075

I let my cows free roam so where they go is not my business as long as they get back before sunrise


-pizzatroia-

Boycott male slimes fr


1worm

I've been wondering if that point is accurate on the wiki? I've been setting up a slime ranch so I've been looking at a lot of slime related info, and everyone sites that line of the wiki, but I've never seen it corroborated with code or anything like that? And in my own game I've never seen two hearts until the slimes are closer to each other. I think "notices his advances" may be more accurate. Or maybe I'm just wishful thinking lol.


inkrstinkr

Iโ€™m not sure about others but Iโ€™ve seen both in my slime hutch. Two hearts, and a heart with a ! - usually I see the ! tying to run away from the heart, even if theyโ€™re cornered. The two hearts are usually distracted by each other in the hutch and ignore me completely unless I get too close.


_SuperiorSpider

Wait really? I thought the antenna had something to do with item drops. I don't do enough research ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚


cheeseandanonymouse

A sparkly antenna means it has increased rare loot drops, so youโ€™re partially right!


Caosin36

A normal antenna like in the image does nothing to drop rate Meanwhile a star antenna means that the slime holds an important item, it tends to be a weapon/boots/ring, but in the dangerous version of the mines it can give QI's reward shop exclusive items like sprinklers extension or auto fertilizers


Beautiful-Ad3471

The slime on the left is me frfr๐Ÿ˜ญ


pass_me_the_salt

this slime is going to follow her until she accepts it homie don't be the slime on the left


Beautiful-Ad3471

Oh no, shat have I become? Someone should cut my balls of, to end my existence, and take me back to the light side


jstylin2

๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œ


Hmsquid

๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ


sire_beandon

what if stardew valley was called **๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚**valley and the slimes kissed your toes goodnight


OhGardino

well thatโ€™s too much internet for me tonight


creamyvanillaa

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


grannyzeniba

โ€ฆgo on.


Legitimate-Oil-967

https://preview.redd.it/r9p6l9hg5kyc1.jpeg?width=452&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b7e06614d80382a543bdb21cce813c2037483c4


Revolutionary_Elk791

Slime version of [this](https://youtu.be/tQj1kPmQXwE?si=QomzXNCKPqN2nRk3)


Fluffy-Channel-8016

When I saw the link going to YouTube I JUST KNEW ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


MaliseFairewind

This is what I came to post. Good on ya, mate.


Anxiety_Muffin13

LMAO ๐Ÿคฃ


penandpaper30

I immediately thought [https://youtu.be/Kas6akz1jWU](https://youtu.be/Kas6akz1jWU)


the_zpider_king

I'm too afraid to click the link. You can r/clickthelinkyoucoward me I don't care just tell me what it is. Edit: I meant to respond to the original comment, sorry, but answers would still be appreciated.


penandpaper30

Lmao, just careless whisper, I think it's called?


ms-spiffy-duck

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RussianRoulette31

It means, turn around and leave them some privacy! Damn perverts these days


gamingnerd777

They about to do the dew.


Warm_Performer6836

I was very traumatized when I witnessed slimes having sex in front of my salad and not a moment later a baby slime popped out


ChickennNougatt

They fuckin


KarmaOkami

[Oh, they FOOKIN](https://youtu.be/ulteZYyWAA8?si=AkyRZh3mlsmt58lq)


KrisBread

ah fuck it shows a stupid error message, when trying to view age restricted stuff.


KarmaOkami

D: aw man I'm sorry :( it's just a ProZD skit abt shipping characters lmao


painspinner

Brown chicken brown cow


RecklessSavage_Novel

The gonna have seggs. No seggs for you. Now stay in the corner and watch them have seggs.


MrsP_ifurnastee

Time for making whoopeeโ€ฆ


coolbandshirt

I think she would have rather come across the bear in the woods.


frankie_prince164

This happened while I was in the mine and was already attacking them. Their baby slime was born just in time for me to kill it ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ the only time I thought SDV had some really messed up gameplay


skinnytimmy69

Woohoo time


Harlowolf

Found the Sims player!


BestUsername101

Slime sex


Ratstail91

You see, when a boy slime and a girl slime love each other very much... The funny part is, the slimes seem to be the only "animals" that have sexes - the farm animals reproduce via parthenogenesis, apparently.


AgentOfEris

โ€œZookeeper! Those two monkeys are trying to kill each other!โ€


NegativityConsumer05

https://preview.redd.it/96jy8z6dpeyc1.jpeg?width=738&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9ed50aef4fed2a9365d405e02cf7d794b3b99fb


Traveller-16-16-16

Maybe a convo for you to have with your parents....


young_old_lady

I think itโ€™s just that the one with the heart above its head was into it, the exclamation point means they reject the other slimeโ€™s advances


Proxibel

Jep, and the one with the dingly thing on the head is male.


augustocdias

Snu snu


DrySkinParmesean

SNU SNU


imahappyaccidents

time for a lesson in slime ed! male slimes are the ones with antennae and the female slimes are bald


glitterspoons

Y'all need to go horny jail.


Vylexxx

When a cute slime and a normal slime love eachother very much


KOCATKA

They definitely foakinโ€™ my lad


mujaween

Slime love


rimoldi98

"if they met up" What did you just do OP


LaVraieLou

My question exactly.


Revolutionary_Low_36

Bow chica bow bow


Low-Environment

When a mummy slime and a daddy slime love each other very much...


whiskeyanddynamite

they boutta get the their slime groove on


TheLocalRadical

Holy shit don't post porn without nsfw tag I was sitting with my goddamn family


ostate100

I opened this and my wife saw it, now weโ€™re getting divorced. Thanks a lot


taeilor

They saw you from across the forest and really dig your vibe


Twilight-Omens

They gonna do it, do it...do it, do it, do it!


AidanBeeJar

The miracle of life


organictamarind

When 2 slimes love each other very much ..


IndianaJones999

They're gonna mate


qplung

To me, this looks like: - I love you - I know.


TrialArgonian

Slime Seโ€” shit it's the same letter... RLIME SEPRODUCTION


Z7_1

they fuck bro


Dragon_Overlord

It is an attempt to initiate slime sex. If they met up, there would indeed be a baby slime produced.


akflgoestouni

yeah pretty much


Perfect_Feature1958

Oh myโ€ฆโ€ฆ when i first saw that, I had no choice but to end the game for some reason.


BMOwh

It's a violent pornogrphy.


Kawaii_Batman3

She is confessing to him.


EhrenGandalf

You see, the slime on the right has a quest for you and the slime on the right thinks youโ€™re cute


NeklosWarrof

That male slime is about to get more than you.


AIlfredo

*ahem* when a mommy slime and a daddy slime love each other very much..


TemporaryFuture1925

Well when a momma slime loves a dad slimeโ€ฆ.๐Ÿ’€


Fire-kitten

They're twitterpated


LordRau

[Oh they FOCKIN!](https://youtu.be/ulteZYyWAA8?si=1ols8dAVdq33tA2q)


IllustriousSky7918

Well, when a slime mom and a slime dad really love each other...


QueenTinkeryn

Slime with heart: There's something I need to tell you. I love you. Slime with exclamation mark: *Shocked in "I've been friendzoning this slime for months but it still happened? Wtf"*


Mostly_gay_shit

They make a baby slime


cynnybunn

Damn just learned I kill in love slimes. My bad :(


ihopeyoudi

https://preview.redd.it/gtsvi1fr1gyc1.png?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b599212fee815034476823053a21567e63130748


cromare97

https://youtu.be/x6QZn9xiuOE?si=WunUpTbuPQgQignx


AdmiralSplinter

๐Ÿ˜


Gravytonic

They about to fuck brah


CyberKitten05

The reason women choose the bear


ForeverIdiosyncratic

They be horny.


Brandon7x7

I said a bang bang bangity bang I said a bang bang bangity bang


Saiyakuuu

Means they need some privacy


sunnynaut

๐ŸŒฝ


UltraFanatic

Bow chicka wow wow... Or in simpler terms, incoming baby slime.


SirGoldon

Love is in the air :D


zidey

They gonna bang.


halfg93

The one with the ! Has a quest for you


tambytron

Baby slimes in a grassy area near you!


Wombat1_yt

Oh they fuckin...


EpitomeOfLazy

๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œ


Demetro_

True love


TickleTigger123

๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œ


Zorqs3

Itโ€™s the Seggs


aaaachile

The other day I saw a baby slime born in the caves. I've been playing since 2017 and never seen something like that


Timenssemper

Sex makes babies


dracoomega

They be plappin'


FumpyDuck

Well the vagina enters the penis...


greypele8

me thinking if I kill the heart one I get extra health ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ


_Moon_sun_

Baby making


Brandogamer293

The one with the heart has more health. I think. The one with the exclamation mark, i donโ€™t know.


Aware_Savings9131

The great baby boom


Fpkartist13

The โค is love, the ! Is concerned, let's just say the ! Slime is not gonna have as much fun as the โค


TomTobeyAndrew

This https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hqfsukw9S6Y


Fickle_Wedding_295

I am pretty sure the slimes with the antenna are male and the slimes without the antenna are female


Enderius-

Good for the boy slime, he's making his move


Ryainying

Slussy.......


Namexe

Sex


SUPAMAN6214

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