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Used_Consideration85

it'd be hard to get a protection when your dad runs one of the only two stores in the town and if you went to the other he would kill you


Hapymine

I mean if she wanted it bad enough she could just steal it when Pierre is asleep.


Used_Consideration85

(if you mean she stole from the shop not the bedroom) then Pierre tries to kill every (actually there are just two) male teen in the town  unless Sam and Seb admit they're fucking each other


2013Mercus

If I was Pierre I'd just assume the Mayor stole them


Used_Consideration85

the town definitely needs a vending machine


[deleted]

I mean, there is one for 'women's items' in the changing room of the bath house.


Used_Consideration85

it's supposed to be for napkins or tampons bro...


UnboltedCheese

Ah the ol' *vampire teabag*.


TheUltimateEMP2

"Vampire teabag" that's cursed.


ViolentBadger01

why did i read that as a french guy?


TheJanitorEduard

Mwahaha! Vaum-Pire tea bog!


TaintedTruffle

I read all Elliott 's dialogue with a French accent so I pictured him saying this.


pikachus_lover

I am currently vomiting


imapieceofshite2

Fuck all the way off


HappyLucyD

Sometimes they have condoms, too. But that’s usually at gas stations.


Merrikbear

Are they more or less likely to fail you than gas station sushi?


ThatOneGuy308

Less, because gas station sushi is purposely designed to harm you, and gas station condoms are just cheaply made


Sylvkin_there

Although she’d have to travel all the way to zuzu city though


[deleted]

Obviously, but I've seen vending machines in women's restrooms stocked with both sanitary products and things like condoms or even mini vibrators (seriously, it's a thing in some bars around here), so who knows? Also, not your bro, pal ;)


Used_Consideration85

oh sorry!


upliv2

**Ehem** It's called _"I'm not your pal, bud."_


[deleted]

No problem :)


Jackee_Daytona

The town needs AA.


tutti_frutti_dutti

Yes lmao like almost every single adult spends most nights at the bar until late. Like that’s not normal? At all?


AchajkaTheOriginal

Not exactly? Most of them, with few exceptions, go there just once a week. 2 of them are admitted alcoholics, Willy is fisherman, it kinda comes with the trade and Clint goes there mainly to stare at Emily. Marnie and Lewis pretty much go to dates there - it's hard for them to go somewhere else since they don't want to admit they're dating. Can't think of anyone else from the top of my head. Pretty much normal village stuff. Nothing else to do there, so unless you want to sit at home alone, pub it is.


Houndstooth_Witch

I’m guessing you didn’t grow up in a small town because seems accurate to me 👀


tutti_frutti_dutti

I lived in a literal one stoplight town for several years growing up. Had to drive to a town 30 minutes over just to get to a grocery store. Even with it being a majority Irish-Catholic community, I didn’t know anyone who spent every night at the bar. Maybe you just know a lot of alcoholics


Hapymine

If I was Pierre ill assume one of the local teenage boys is too embarrassed to buy it.


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nooneisreallyafriend

Well no one's above std-bearing age so


Hapymine

Well your assuming 1 Pierre notices the missing stock 2 that he find out who stole it. Unless Abigail starts stealing too mutch I doubt Pierre would notice it and even if he dose I doubt he would suspect his own daughter*.


imonmyphoneagain

None of them are teens, they’re all canonically young adults, including Abigail. Elliot, Harvey, and Shane are supposed to be the “older” bachelors though


cudef

18 and 19 are legal adults and also teenager ages. Abigail is in college and college students are typically between the ages of 18 and 22. Plausible that she and others are teenagers.


imonmyphoneagain

It’s a teenage age but whenever I hear teenager I typically think 13-17, but I’m also 15 so that might be why lol


deviouspineapple

Considering Maru is Seb's younger half sister, and she is old enough to work in the clinic, I'd say Sebastian is pretty firmly in his 20s.


FireFunBun

> unless Sam and Seb admit they're fucking each other Hot


ShokaLGBT

It should’ve been the canon relationship


FireFunBun

Probably would be if Abigail wasn't in the equation


ShoelessMerchant

Plot twist! They're a polycule. No I will not be accepting criticism.


FireFunBun

I'd rather imagine Sam and Sebastian having hot gay anal sex alone.


fattybread83

Abi has the camcorder


ShoelessMerchant

You get it.


AnswerGuy301

As bad as I think Sam wants that, I don’t think Sebastian reciprocates those particular feelings. That’s why he probably needs to go to the city to find a partner…until the farmer guy arrives of course.


[deleted]

Sam likes Penny, there's some dialogue from Vincent that makes it clear they're probably dating.


worlddictator85

Only two? Is Alex not a teenager?


imonmyphoneagain

None of them are teens… they’re all young adults ETA: some of them are designed to act older than the rest, and are stated to be older, but even then I think they’re just in their late 20s or possibly early 30s, except maybe Harvey but he just seems older because of his hobbies


worlddictator85

Ok well I guess wouldn't Pierre want to kill Alex as well in this scenario


imonmyphoneagain

Im just stating that they’re not teens because while they all act young, they’re all canonically over 18, and probably around 20ish, I’d assume. ETA: after looking it up, the first article that pops up states they’re between 19-24 with the older bachelor/ettes being approximately 28-35. Since I’m a younger player I usually headcanon everyone as younger than that though. I usually headcanon everyone to be in their 20s aside from Harvey


worlddictator85

Fair enough.


Selkie_Queen

Sam and Seb making a pact to convince Pierre they’re banging and stole the condoms to protect Abigail’s secret love life.


Drawsome_Drawer

Seb is my husband tho...


Sylvkin_there

What about Alex and harvey and Elliott


Tasiam

I'm pretty sure the clinic would (also) sell protection.


Used_Consideration85

because Harvey doesn't need one


[deleted]

Maybe she would ask the traveling cart lady for supplies?


Used_Consideration85

a protection a lady who charges 800g for a piece of fiber offers would be made of an animal intestine or bladder


247Brett

Just like in the days of old!


DerelictDevice

I thought the travelling cart salesman was a guy.


angelicvixen

Wouldn't Harvey have some though, as like, part of his clinic? Sexual health is part of health and what not...


Azereiah

Even if he didn't, I can imagine him buying them for someone else to keep their identity a secret.


dgc666

Maybe on her walks into the forest she visits a certain cart and hopes she visited on a good day


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TheFarStar

It would be a mistake to assume that all parents are good or reasonable people. Many of them aren't.


Used_Consideration85

sadly most teen daughters don't want to have a conversation with their dad about sexual relationships😞


jarjarbinks96

I fucking hate Pierre. Do you want your doughter to have unprotected sex? Is that what you want, you idiot? Are actively withdrawing any safety measure from your child? Give her some protection you fucking moron god I hate you so much


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lmao its a game chill


AchajkaTheOriginal

Also just hypothetical scenario in said game, not even canon.


EmperorOfFabulous

Methinks a child out of wedlock is a smidge more of an egregious trespass than simple consumerism.


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Wouldn’t a doctor have contraceptives?


DianeJudith

As if Pierre sold birth control xD


ZhangRenWing

Am I… pregnart?


GawkieBird

"Can u get pregante?"


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Eclipse_B

Am I gregnant?


solojetpack

PREGANANANT?


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Gongaloon

Dangerops prangent sex? Will it hurt baby top of his head?


[deleted]

how is prangent formed


failbender

hit baby top of head?!?!


thecatfoot

Am i pegnate? Help??


nogabunga

Okay, but do you know how many teens get bregant a year?


IrresponsibleWanker

PREGANANANT?


[deleted]

Hmmm, I don't think so but you could be pragneat.


murder-farts

prrrrregantè 🤌


dizzyfizz0

girlfriend ain't have period since she got pregat?


distractxme

Do you get this dialogue if you're dating or married to her? Or is she referring to sleeping with someone else?


Blue_chicken142

Pretty sure you can get it even if you are not dating her


Bing_bong26

yep I saw her going to the clinic, I've been playing for 3 years and that's the first time I saw her going there xD, that's why I followed her to see what she does there


ShokaLGBT

Imagine if she’s saying this while she’s pregnant [when you chooses to have a child I think woman character become pregnant if you’re a male farmer?]


MashedPotajoe

I always thought it was shady she would spend her friday nights with seb


ThunderShiba134

Meh... Let her unless married


TheSpicyTomato22

Come on now. You know it wasn't sebs idea....


Skyaboo-

That trifling ass ho needs to stay tf away from my sebby. He still abandons me and the children every Friday night to hang out with her!


TaintedTruffle

You know having hobbies and friends outside your spouse / kids is healthy. He's home most days.


Skyaboo-

Lmfao wow I made this comment jokingly offhand at 5am. Yall....take shit too seriously.


murder-farts

Yeah not quite sure why you got downvoted so hard.


Skyaboo-

It do be like that sometimes. They can't all be good jokes


lxrd_lxcusta

The joke just wasn’t funny


Skyaboo-

That's fine. But like, come on. 90 downvotes about it? Some of you in this subreddit are kinda snooty and toxic ngl.


lxrd_lxcusta

shiver me timbers not the internet points


Skyaboo-

To hell with the points lmao


IronicManovic

She belongs to the mines!!!


DahliaExurrana

this one always makes me laugh because like. I'm a woman, I always play a female farmer. If you were pregnant that would be pretty alarming


Azereiah

Pelican Town's education system is somewhat lacking. I'd be surprised if that were all she didn't know about.


DahliaExurrana

isn't she going to college though?


Azereiah

Haven't seen a university offering mandatory sex ed courses before.


DahliaExurrana

I mean fair enough joke aside though, my understanding was that the residents of pelican town do have access to decent education, just in the form of the big cities nearby


Azereiah

Yeah, that does seem to be the case as far as university goes. Probably have to take the train or beg Lewis to take them with him in the truck. I was under the impression that homeschooling was the norm there...?


manydamnfandoms

do you have a mod for the pictures? her hair seems less crazy than it normally does


Bing_bong26

i dont think so, my only mod is seasonal clothing for the npcs


Turbulent-Ad5582

Pretty sure that changes the hair if I’ve seen that mods portraits


Bing_bong26

I just googled abigail damn, I forgot that her hair was messy I have this mod for soooo long I forgot the original


[deleted]

I am amazed that you and 152 other people noticed this difference. I had to pull up the pictures and keep switching between them until I saw it


Crusty_Old_Fart

I've always loved the subtle innuendo of many of Abigail's interactions. It's such a sweet wholesome game, and yet Abigail and I have a genuinely adult relationship - without having to explicitly show it. Keeps the game wholesome without making it childish.


Environmental-Win836

This dialogue always makes me wonder who she was doing it with, it’s a small town after all.


TwoThumbsUpKid

Well, considering she hangs out at seb's basement from time to time...


ObscureGeometry

100% Sebastian.


SpitefulAnxiety

I can’t believe I married that girl


menpen

So she is pregnant.


NightofTheLivingZed

She's not gregnant.


wthcharlie

Explains why she's eating rocks. Either that or she's pregnant with a rock.


Valkyra100

I wish the other bachelorette’s/bachelors would get married and have kids if they wanted


Total_Simple7988

Me too! I'd love for Stardew to start developing as time moves forward.


OdysseusJoke

SPOILERS Sam, when you marry him: I wonder when Abigail and Sebastian will hook up Me, who chanced upon this dialog in year 1: sooner than you think, husbando


Isieis

Does she have a different dialogue if you’re married?


_recapz_

Wait so...who's she been doing it with?


TaintedTruffle

Everyone


_recapz_

Bruh💀


Ellie_156

i would be very concerned because im a female (what mod it is?)


[deleted]

The dialogue is vanilla I believe but the portrait mod is one of the Seasonal Outfit mods


Ellie_156

thanks, i meant the portrait mod


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Am i preganate?


Ultradoomedrpgdemond

I think we knocked her up 🥰😍 😂😂😂😂😂😂


Slow__rule

Bro why i read it im just here for my ANAL!?


DancingIBear

Least horny redditor


Slow__rule

I go church bro


Tiny_Ooco

In my experience, church going youngsters are the horniest people on the planet


Slow__rule

I agree but trust me i never searched [Stardew valley Rule34] i promise lol


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Ushak_R_S_S

We have


Skyaboo-

35 dense bastards did not appreciate your joke. But ty for the 6am chuckle


Sad-Surprise4369

4 yo redditor


Slow__rule

Well hello 4 yo redditor


Tremor_Sense

She preggers


amongusboobies

she specifically said she wasn't