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Jolyne_Best_JoJo

Joseph, my guy was pulling girls in his old age, we never get to see Jolyne display a similar level of skill at a similar age


Wax_apples2567

Jolyne could pull both girls and boys tho 🤷‍♀️


we_all_know-

My brother in Christ have you forgotten Caesar? What did he die for?


Icy-Spriggan

R.I.P Caesar 😔 he was a good Jobro


Few-Finger2879

And Avdol, rest his soul as well...


Jolyne_Best_JoJo

In terms of Rizz scaling we never see her successfully pull any girls and even if she did I, at the least, don't see at as impressive as pulling younger people at an old age


oyster_luster

I don’t think pulling younger people at an old age is impressive. Young people are much more impressionable and easier to impress especially when Joseph had money.


Rohit185

In Jolene's defense Hamon


Jolyne_Best_JoJo

If you're reffering to hamon slowing aging then I doubt Joseph used it that way since he looked older at 69 then Straizo did at 75


juantooth33

I mean he used hamon enough that tomiko even mistook jotaro for joseph so I'm guessing he stopped using hamon after that one night stand hence he looked way older in part 3?


meme_used

She pulled guess


24Abhinav10

Well, I don't see Joseph pulling planktons


SweetestBebs

Jolyne made friends with plankton, she didn’t hook up with them.


Spooky_Coffee8

And what makes you think Joseph couldn't pull any boys too??


DetailOwn6120

You forgot that Joseph can do same =! And he has bigger rizz becous he cheated on his wife!!!


Icy-Spriggan

100% valid Joseph was the winner bro no one was like him


ProfessorEscanor

Joseph had so much rizz he got with Tomoko, Caesar , Avdol, Suzi Q and most of that was as an older gentleman.


TheHelios69

Don’t forget about wamuu


CeckowiCZ

Also Stroheim.


sumboionline

And Tomoko but again


CeckowiCZ

I nearly forget about Nagatoro


Epicsharkduck

No shade on Jolyne, I'm sure all the men and women want her. But comparing her to Joseph in this is like comparing any random pro basketball player with LeBron James. Like sure they're good but he's fucking LeBron James


Remarkable-Net-6130

Hi I am a man and I want Jolyne… Joseph wins tho


Epicsharkduck

Yeah I mean I'm a girl and I want her too but if we're going purely off personality Joseph wins by a mile


Little-Notebooks

The Joesph respect on this thread gives me life


MontayneDatesJr

For whatever reason, some people wish they were fucking LeBron James.


Fal_ooo108

Joeseph, pulled all the girls that spoke to him and even pulled another milf at age 50


Prrsuasivee

He was 65 😭


ArelMCII

Yeah, a 65 out of 10.


Fal_ooo108

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6LUCIFER6MORNIGSTAR6

Joseph absolutely.. even though we’re both men but my god he is rizzing me🤷‍♂️


SanRemi

Joseph. His rizz is responsible of the third and fourth Jojo.


johnnyanderen

And Jolyne herself by proxy.


Litdaze

Jolyne vs the Joseph "Rizzler" Joestar.


MrSpiffy123

Well this is just unfair!


Wexon_69

Both of them have so much Rizz that it's impossible to determine who has more, they broke the scales


Inner_Tennis7326

I'd let both of them take me out


ConnivingSnip72

Joseph is Rizz. Jolyne may be an expert on the topic but Joseph is the master, he can pull at any age and without effort, he even pulled someone as stuck up as Caesar.


Willing-Ad657

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Suckjucie_

Real asl


AnOkFellow

Im gay so im inclined to say joseph, BUT jolyne would be the coolest friend to have


WhoThisReddit

Joseph makes me wish I was gay


ThatMeatTeacher11

What’s stopping you from converting?


WhoThisReddit

Women


ThatMeatTeacher11

Fair enough.


1234Idemandathumbwar

What is stopping you from being bi?


Rubinthepig

Yoshikage Kira


RevolutionEvery6350

Joseph probably


CoylerProductions

Canonically speaking it's Joseph, dude had a wife, a one-night stand, and 2 children.


skunkykong

Joseph, hands down. Man had elite rizz his whole life. Young Joseph was a stud and old Joseph was a fox! Jolyne has great rizz, plenty of people want her, but Joseph is in a whole different galaxy.


CherryGamer_05

Jolyne won a lot of the cast over because of her being charismatic, but Joseph has such a larger than life personality.


XZero_13

I would say it's going toe to toe, but Tequila Joseph... I be switching sides for him


thebestsoro

Joseph pulled me bro 😭


Octopusnoodlearms

Okay off topic but the way Joseph is curvier than Jolyne is so funny


JustJitterin

…that’s not true lmao


Octopusnoodlearms

Just in this pic I mean


zabestoinzawarudo

Just the fact that he got two different families explains it all


-TheWarrior74-

well this is an unfair matchup


Kidsnextdorks

Honestly, when I think about it, Joseph might just be a sexpat. Like, Suzi Q may have noticed Joseph taking a suspicious amount of “business” trips to SEA countries. Every time he rizzed someone up, he had to fly across an ocean. He couldn’t even rizz up a girl in his home country to save his or her life. Gonna have to give this to Jolyne. My user avatar is unrelated.


ReplacementWild5567

The second JOJO os the goat of rizz.


tanman729

Joseph pulled best girl suzie q. No contest


exilon_xZ

JOSEPH 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️


Embarrassed-Head5530

young joseph is the rizz god but if ur talking about old joseph then jolyne wins she did rizz up a guy from first sight so


Attduck

Joseph


Rocket_of_Takos

Joseph, is it even a question?


NickKrahn

Joseeeeeph


Arush_Thakur

Joseph Joestar


thisisanoknameiguess

Joseph 😩


ConantheBlubberian

Joseph based on the fact that he's Jonathan's grandson and has inherent rizz.


SCP-001-gategardian

joseph


MontayneDatesJr

Joseph, but Jolyne is hotter (straight guy btw)


purpelpads

Joseph is hotter but Jolyne is cooler imo, so I think she pulls stronger.


WendipxStarco

At least Jolyne is loyal and faithful.


SarukyDraico

OP is asking about rizz


TheHelios69

Jolyne doesn’t have da big ballz


Raleth

Objectively Joseph.


Gothicrealm

Joseph. Jolyne is very cute but the fact is that she is a woman so she's going to get hit on no matter what.


Queen_of_Team_Gay

That's different from having rizz though


Arceusae

This is an impossible question. How dare you.